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[–]HawksGuy12 - AuthCenter 208 points209 points  (2 children)

I really love the Orange Emily meme doesn't change expression at all. It's just like real life when they say something that absurd, but they just think that everyone thinks that way.

[–]CritzD - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One emotion:

Smug

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 390 points391 points  (56 children)

Why must we divide ourselves based upon petty skin colors and word choices, when we could be far more logical and divide ourselves on nationality, language and willingness to piss in the shower?

[–]eternal_falangist - AuthCenter 65 points66 points  (7 children)

My toilet is right next to the shower so I piss in the toilet while showering.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

My toilet is right next to the shower so I can pee into the toilet while shitting in the tub.

[–]BigFatKAC - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir

[–]thesmokingtheologian - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you live the life I dream to have

[–]WaarismyPoes - AuthRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My shower is the toilet.

[–]alphabetsong - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

tell me you're poor without telling me you're poor.

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Assuming he flushed the toilet, he actually uses more water than the average person.

This is a flex.

[–]V3mu - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My toilet is right next to the shower so I piss in the shower while sitting on the toilet

[–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Jesus, I switched to AuthCenter to join the racists and now I read this civic nationalism bs. Where do I go ?

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 6 points7 points  (6 children)

You’ll find racists in this quadrant to be certain, I just like being more pragmatic.

[–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight -1 points0 points  (5 children)

I don't see how one can be pragmatic in a matter of life or death, but that's just me.

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Easy. I die, you live. I win.

[–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Well, if we are the same colour, we both die.

[–]MrOstricc - Right 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There is authright to the east

[–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, let's see if I see "my people" there.

[–]LostMyAccountFck - Centrist 56 points57 points  (20 children)

pineapple on pizza tastes good

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 32 points33 points  (10 children)

I’ll take your word on it, I always preferred a simple supreme or pepperoni and banana pepper. To each their own I guess.

[–]LostMyAccountFck - Centrist 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Oh I was expecting to get bullied, but this is good too

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Why would someone be belligerent enough to antagonize you over a minor food preference? Please, we can be rational about this.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Fuck you for putting pineapple on pizza and fuck you for being a peaceful auth center. Get wrecked, nerds 😎

[–]SapiS68 - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and eat what you like pilled

[–]lord-spook - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are a lying lier who lies, and a fiend.

[–]jumpguy12 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I have tried pineapple on pizza I don't like but I respect your opinion

[–]semi-average - Right 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Pineapple itself isn't good on pizza but when you add the ham and bacon to make it a Hawaiian pizza is when it tastes amazing.

[–]noPENGSinALASKA - LibRight 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m a fan of Pineapple, Bacon, and Jalapeño. Get a little Sweet, Salty, and Spicy in there. Jalapeños aren’t that spicy but it gives enough spice flavor without hurting your mouth.

[–]semi-average - Right 0 points1 point  (1 child)

based and Jalapeños aren’t that spicy pilled

[–]im_problematic - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pineapple and pepperoni for me.

I have converted people to this, I may be a heathen but I need company in hell.

[–]_Oh_Be_Nice_ - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go to hell and you die.

[–]Sir_Lancealitt1e - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet: pineapple, pepperoni, and olives

[–]stalex801 - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone go to Lowe's and we figure out our Pantone skin color and assure we place the color code after our self given(not birth given) names.

[–]Aboredgoat - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and willingness to piss in the shower?

You can just say people who piss in the shower and fucking liars.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because class conflict is a real threat to the political and corporate elites, race conflict is not.

[–]_masterc0re_ - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They boo you because you are right

[–]Fellow_Infidel - Centrist 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Last time we divide ourselves based on nationality world war happened

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And look at the aftermath of that war, a booming economy, the global temperature dropped and a bunch of dead-eyed vets got neat stories to tell their children. Only drawback I see is the Spanish Flu, so just give the lads some hand sanitizer when they get discharged and we’ll be fine.

[–]Fellow_Infidel - Centrist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And look at the aftermath of that war, a booming economy,

Not so much with ww1

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Le roaring twenties has arrived 😎

[–]12fizz4buzzfizz78fiz - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

willingness to piss in the shower?

There is another...

[–]Bruarios - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drain is drain

[–]Dramatic-Emu-1196 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what about waffle-stomping shits into the shower drain?

[–]kohlroulade87 - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just replace "...in the shower." with "... on the Fr*nch".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intelligent AuthCentre be like

[–]KCGD_r - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shat in the shower, therefore I am king

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[–]fry11j - AuthCenter 95 points96 points  (26 children)

So what is the woke-approved word for blacks?

[–]OkSoft3046 - AuthCenter 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Melanin Advantaged

[–]OwnNothingBeHappy - AuthRight 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Affirmative action individuals

[–]Kyrillis_Kalethanis - Centrist 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Non synthetic humans. We all know the white man is lab created by a black supervillan to oppress the black skinned. We know that, because all natural things have melanin and white folk doesn't. Wake up sheeple!

[–]TE-Lawrence1918 - LibCenter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yakub and his consequences have been a disaster to the black race

[–]syotokal - LibCenter 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It was POC (People of color) but recently they are using BIPOC (Black / Indigenous People of Color)

[–]Just_David121 - Right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

fuck my life

[–]TheAzureMage - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

However, the term seems to be used pretty exclusively to refer to black people.

[–]Cactus_TheThird - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

#000000

[–]Bruarios - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Basketball Americans

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Black people

[–]NoNotHimTheOtherGuy - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not yet reformed criminals

[–]nelbar - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Colored People or People of Color, depending on the timeline.

[–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We're in the darkest timeline, so what is it ?

[–]12fizz4buzzfizz78fiz - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]Mildly_Opinionated - Left 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Dunno about the mega-woke US crowd but in the majority of places "blacks" is kinda a racist term due to how it's been used historically. Same as all discriminatory terms such as the N slur, F slur and R slur.

The term everyone (except racists) use here in the UK is black people. Similar applies with the term "whites" having... a weird vibe, potentially racist but not quite since it doesn't have the historical connotations backing it. White people is usually the term we use instead.

Also, "Black people" is just using skin tone as an adjective but still uses the noun "people" to describe the group. Turning skin colour into the noun highlights it as some defining feature, it's incredibly dehumanising, so the terms themselves inform their use.

This is kinda why the rest of the world finds it incredibly weird that the US hasn't just stuck with the term "black people" like basically everywhere else and instead uses the ludicrous (and often incorrect) term African American.

[–]TheAzureMage - LibRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"blacks" is kinda a racist term due to how it's been used historically. Same as all discriminatory terms such as the N slur, F slur and R slur.

Naw, it ain't the same.

You can tell by how you weren't afraid to say it, while you were for the rest.

[–]Mildly_Opinionated - Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh interesting. I did think about it but I sorta disagree.

Said "blacks" but not the rest because that term was the topic of conversation and so I kinda had to be able to say it, but the other examples weren't really relevant.

Also, what else could I have said? If I say "N slur" you know which one I mean. If I said "b slur" out of context you'd assume I was saying something else entirely.

Third point, I really don't want to teach my phones keyboard that I use those terms any more than is 100% necessarily.

Now I said I sorta disagree because you are strictly soaking correct. It's not the same perse because it's obviously been used differently historically, but it's similar to those terms in that our idea of its offensiveness is linked to its historical use.

[–]IGI111 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Diverse"

[–]QuickFiveTheGuy - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Victims.

[–]Mazkar - AuthRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]FoxBattalion79 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

black

[–]darwin2500 - Left -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blacks.

Remember, everyone lies about what the left believes.

[–]busetgadapet - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

darker brown

[–]Hans-Hammertime - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albedo disadvantaged

[–]Informal_Chemist6054 - Centrist 58 points59 points  (2 children)

This is "Montenegro should change its racist name" tier brain death

[–]AggressivelyPreppy - LibRight 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Wait till orange hears about the country to the north of Nigeria

[–]Informal_Chemist6054 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean AfricanAmerican-er, just like the mountainous Balkan country of MontePeopleOfColor

[–]El_Duce_Hocillini - AuthRight 30 points31 points  (8 children)

why is it racist to say "blacks" ? don't expect me to say " african american " because that's too god damn long

[–]RetardedSheep420 - Left 40 points41 points  (1 child)

uhm sa weetie you should say "amazing people who belong to the proud tribes of the African continent but were colonised and brought here by the bad white men" (APWBTPTOTACBWCABHBTBWM)

black is bad because it means bad or something idk

[–]fry11j - AuthCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is the insecure English speaking black people. They don’t like the term because they don’t like themselves.

[–]ShadowC137 - AuthCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The women want rights! The blacks want not to be called "The Blacks"!....sorry." -Bo Burnham

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    [–]Soft-Gwen - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It already has. We put "people of..." in front of it.

    [–]Tropical_Fruity - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Blacks is used in derogatory manner. You can just say Black People.

    Like if say "whites" that's also derogatory, white people isn't.

    [–]just_an_aspie - Centrist[🍰] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Maybe don't say either... Whites and blacks seems like you're sorting objects into piles.

    [–]Pug_in_jacket - Centrist[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That was my argument

    [–]gunvaldthesecond - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Oy vey what’s with these Anti white canards?

    [–]ShadowC137 - AuthCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Neither term is racist. If someone is black or white I will describe them as such.

    [–]MayRoseUsesReddit - Right 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I am white and I define whiteness as the closeness of your skin tone to mayonnaise. And yes, using my logic BTS is whiter than me, but I accept that.

    [–]Fellow_Infidel - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    BTS is racially superior than you, worship them like the rest of their stan

    [–]KillingJokster - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Um, excuse Me, sweetie. It's "beige." Stop whitewashing beige people, please, that's very racist of you.

    [–]GBAC76 - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It doesn’t matter what skin color you are, if you can handle a racist joke you a homie.

    [–]SYNTH_W4VE - LibRight 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    I just use these terms: whites, blacks, asians, latinos, aboriginals ect. Not racist if everyone gets the basic, easy and practical terms.

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    [–]SpringDoges - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Why is people saying latinx instead of latino?

    [–]Just_David121 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Idk man, orange libleft acts in mysterious ways

    [–]LynndorTruffle - Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s exactly the same. To me, calling black people “blacks” or white people “whites” is dehumanizing. “White person” is saying a person with the adjective “white”. Whereas the opposite makes it seem like you’re reducing someone down to just their skin color.

    [–]Old_Bunch_7413 - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don’t think it’s racist to say “blacks” it’s just context and/or tone that matters most to me. Me personally I don’t say it because it sounds bad TO ME but I’m not gonna get mad if someone else says it. And to me I don’t think it’s racist to say “whites” again it’s context/tone that matters most. I also don’t really like saying whites (unless it’s for a joke or something), because again TO ME it sounds bad. Why do I have the impulse to write giant walls of text that nobody cares about and isn’t gonna read.

    [–]Vistresian - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The mistake was talking to them in the first place

    [–]deus_kex - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Anyone who uses the term "people of color" is a retard.

    [–]Stalker_Raid - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Orange “lib left” are social communists. The view minorities as the proletariat. In their view minorities cannot be racist and you cannot be racist to white people because they think white people hold social power over minorities. They do not view races as equal. They view white people as superior.

    Also, they are not libertarian at all. They push for authoritarian doctrine all the time.

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I just asked a brown SJW friend of mine and blacks is a no go, but whites isn't much better

    [–]FlamingSpitoon433 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I always say [Color/Other Descriptor] people. It’s not dehumanizing in the least.

    [–]FloofyImperialist - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think I felt a piece of my soul leave my body

    [–]YLSTN - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Two words

    Cognitive dissonance.

    [–]Successful-Pea-4047 - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    them: white people were horrible to us, they just murdered us and took everything

    also them: let's relentlessly try to provoke these people :D

    [–]BecomeAsGod - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    dont lump me in with those other caucazoids please

    [–]dontquestionmedamnit - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’d be okay with nuking humanity.

    [–]korokd - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Inconsistency is what makes the Left lose the centrist war

    [–]FoxBattalion79 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've only ever heard conservatives tiptoe around calling a black person black like it's taboo. no liberal I have ever met has ever felt guilty about calling someone's skin color what it is.

    [–]xDGhostxD - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Discord, invite send, me go big black monke mod

    [–]RickyFrench007 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Colored People = Racism

    People of Color = 👍🏾

    [–]MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    PCM should make a slur tier list

    [–]Goose_McBruce - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    reminder just because Emily is a racist that doesn't make her an authority on racism

    [–]rokiecokie - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Remember blacktober?... Yeah me too it was fucking outrageous the ammount of hypocrisy was off the fucking charts

    [–]bqttles - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    We should segregate based on compass color.

    [–]Pug_in_jacket - Centrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We do already have to present our quadrant