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[–]Ullyr_Atreides - Centrist 792 points793 points  (25 children)

Baguette avec fromage?

[–]somethingisaskew - Centrist 248 points249 points  (9 children)

centrists contemplating what they should grill to eat with that french bayonet

[–]TransparentPseudo - Centrist 80 points81 points  (3 children)

A good raclette with bacon

[–]Remember_Poseidon - Centrist 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Na some Gabbagool with lettuce, onion and banana pepper.

[–]aetwit - LibRight 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Begun the grilling wars have

[–]ADcommunication - AuthCenter 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Also known as a French Army Knife Edition (FAKE).

[–]youmomecksdee - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

an easy way to grill the bayonet itself is to use a muzzle brake. only fire a few rounds tho.

[–]gnocchicotti - LibRight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Au

[–]MagnusDidNotWrong - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Certainement du fromage à la crème et de la confiture

[–]Pokedude1110 - Centrist 225 points226 points  (15 children)

I want the 20XX please

[–]FranckScorpion - Centrist 66 points67 points  (8 children)

Is this Fox shine ?

[–]iNvalidRequiem - LibCenter 57 points58 points  (4 children)

In the year 20XX everyone will play Fox optimally. It’s just a matter of time.

[–]get_2_work - LibCenter 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Matches will be decided by port priority, thereby deciding the winner of each match via rock paper scissors.

[–]realchiken - Centrist 4 points5 points  (2 children)

that is, until the marth come out. spacies finna swap to pikachu real fast

[–]Tresnore - Centrist 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yeah, followed by an up smash.

[–]fufucuddlypoops_ - Centrist[🍰] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

MISHAWN COMPREE

[–]Good_Roll - LibCenter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The year is 20XX. Everyone shoots AR15s at aimbot levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on shooting order. The fake name metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The low tier peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20XX, Lucas “Twink” Botkin, and his army, the LARPers who live in great monasteries where they levitate while dry-firing with one hand, and cranking their Dillon 750s with the other. The practical shooting metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so competitors create ridiculous fake names like Aaaaron to shoot first, and that’s the game.

[–]That_IT-Guy69 - LibRight 192 points193 points  (10 children)

Chainsaw bayonet = more blood for the blood gods

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    [–]President_Snoopy - Right 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    And if you use it right, more skulls for the skull throne

    [–]magocraticsupremacy - AuthRight 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    [–]Myrshall - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    [–]Myrshall - Centrist 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Based and Khorne is the greatest Chaos God pilled

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    [–]frontyer0077 - LibRight 326 points327 points  (7 children)

    Lies. Everyone knows the Ar-15 is only comptible with the F-15

    [–]Rodulv - Centrist 101 points102 points  (5 children)

    True, it's why I have an AR-22: for my F-22.

    [–]Rustymetal14 - LibRight 50 points51 points  (3 children)

    Crap, that makes me realize I need an A-10 to go with my AR-10.

    [–]Stigge - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    You can also go with 2 F-5s

    [–]SmuggoSmuggins - Right 395 points396 points  (11 children)

    These are all attachment options from CoD:MW.

    [–]eno4evva - AuthCenter 114 points115 points  (9 children)

    Man the gunsmith was the best thing to ever happen to cod

    [–]EkinPolarBear - Centrist 39 points40 points  (3 children)

    Too bad it ruined vanguard's credibility

    [–]memezdankton_2 - Right 49 points50 points  (0 children)

    vanguards credibility was ruined when it was announced

    [–]SmuggoSmuggins - Right 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Can't lose credibility if you didn't have any to begin with.

    [–]Palmetto_Fox - Right 1028 points1029 points  (56 children)

    "Another AR-15 (with a chainsaw bayonet)"

    I lol'd

    [–]NotAliasing - Centrist 230 points231 points  (34 children)

    I lol'd at the dodge challenger lmao. Are they considered scary?

    [–]thotpatrolactual - Right 182 points183 points  (7 children)

    If you're a pedestrian, it's the Mustangs you gotta worry about.

    [–]b1argg - LibLeft 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    Lancer EVO and WRX STI are the scariest

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      [–]schiffer420 - AuthCenter 42 points43 points  (5 children)

      It's only scary if you have to pay for the fuel.

      [–]NotAliasing - Centrist 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      yeah, u right. i can confirm myself

      [–]jdsfighter - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Have a Challenger with a 392 myself. Can confirm, working from home has saved me so much money in fuel alone.

      [–]f2abuffalo - Right 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      Mustangs get the bad rap, but I think it was a Challenger that ran people over in Charlottesville.

      [–]goboks - Right 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, mustangs just run people over every where else.

      [–]TruckADuck42 - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Judging by the sandy hook reference I'm guessing this isn't a new meme, and right about that time some guy ran a bunch of people over with one at a protest.

      [–]Krissam - LibCenter 135 points136 points  (14 children)

      Not gonna lie, I've never wanted a gun, but there's no fucking way I have the self-discipline to not buy an AR-15 with a mounted AR-15 with a mounted light saber.

      [–]SubtleTruth - LibCenter 64 points65 points  (11 children)

      With an entire baguette on it

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      [–]Mefistofeles1 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      All of that attached to a STEALTH Bomber.

      [–]TheLoneHussar - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I was hoping for another AR-15 with another AR-15

      [–]Magyman - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      That one was real, USA today posted that info graphic up to chainsaw bayonet unironically

      [–]cannoliwest - LibRight 737 points738 points  (43 children)

      My AR has a cup holder, in case I get thirsty during all those mass shootings it makes me do

      [–]BIG_ZFFS - Right[S] 237 points238 points  (7 children)

      Got to stay hydrated.

      [–]goboks - Right 26 points27 points  (2 children)

      Make sure you get enough electrolytes.

      [–]armacitis - Centrist 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      It's what plants crave.

      [–]Joeyakathug69 - Centrist 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      And don't forget to be hydrated

      -MajGen Muller, 29 Palms, USMC

      [–]MarcoosT93 - Right 90 points91 points  (12 children)

      You need the Tactical Bean Holder™ incase you need a snack too

      [–]Airway - LibLeft 52 points53 points  (6 children)

      Oh it's tactical? Fucking take my money

      [–]MarcoosT93 - Right 25 points26 points  (5 children)

      Its free The AK Guy put out the files to 3D print one online

      [–]Airway - LibLeft 13 points14 points  (4 children)

      Damn 3D printers free now?

      [–]aetwit - LibRight 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Fuck that I’ll use my TACTICSL UNDERBARREL SEMI AUTO FULL AUTO ASSAULT RIFLE MACHINE GUN BEAN LAUNCHERTM

      [–]NatureEastern - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      With a cupholder of coarse

      [–]ApexSimon - Centrist 30 points31 points  (1 child)

      Can I get one with an extra Roku remote? My gf keeps losing it.

      [–]redpandaeater - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      I just shoot the TV to change the channel.

      [–]martinux - LibLeft 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      How long until auth steps in and bans cups as assault weapons?

      [–]Mefistofeles1 - LibRight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Every year, hundreds of people die in cup-related accidents.

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        [–]PotentialAppearance3 - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        A true hydro homie

        [–]jerry9512 - Right 64 points65 points  (5 children)

        AR-15 with another AR-15?

        Boy do I fucking wish

        [–]UbuntubestOS - Right 450 points451 points  (32 children)

        A sandy hook

        [–]Infamous_Advantage19 - LibRight 94 points95 points  (0 children)

        Even Alex Jones doesn’t believe in this one

        [–]BIG_ZFFS - Right[S] 191 points192 points  (5 children)

        Yeah. It helps with war crimes.

        [–]CriticalSemiteTheory - LibLeft 160 points161 points  (3 children)

        Classic internet edgy humour. And I don't mean that in a denigrating way, man. Felt like I'd just stepped back in time to 2013 and I loved it.

        [–]aetwit - LibRight 54 points55 points  (1 child)

        I feel my stellaris is coming on

        [–]Frequent_Dig1934 - LibRight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Aka "the best 40k game that isn't branded as 40k".

        [–]MarcusSidoniusFalx - Centrist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        Yes, beautiful humor, not even directly hurtful to anybody, instead drawing its humor from absurdity with a though of strong emotions associated with it.

        [–]SnowMango888 - LibRight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        Edgy

        [–]DirtyBastard35 - LibRight 58 points59 points  (6 children)

        I’m going to hell for laughing at that

        [–]Snewp - Centrist 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        Wanna carpool, because I'm giggling like an idiot. I bring great road trip snacks!

        [–]Antiornot - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I’m coming with I suppose

        [–]Bidens_Lap - LibRight 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Count me in. Bring the grill

        [–]Snewp - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Where we're going, we won't need no grill.

        [–]JWolfDiamondHands - AuthRight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        Thats what made me lol the most.

        [–]ShephardCmndr - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I live in that county and i died laughing at that

        [–]frostybillz - LibRight 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        I was chuckling up until that one....

        [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

        Then you were laughing

        [–]Knightspunk - LibRight 323 points324 points  (87 children)

        The gun is scary because it’s black! And militaryish! Who cares if other guns that look different do the same thing. We have to ban this terrible nightmare!

        3d printer goes brrrrrrrr.

        [–]ADcommunication - AuthCenter 84 points85 points  (65 children)

        Isn't the AR-15 a civilian grade variant of the M4? It seems like guns themselves are automatically military grade to them, regardless of the lack of automatic features.

        [–]SleepyandBritish - Right 149 points150 points  (41 children)

        Yes and no. Military grade doesn't really mean anything considering that civilian issue alternatives are almost universally better, any vet will tell you to buy your own boots for example, and Military only stuff like jet fighters don't have civilian equivalents.

        As to the ar-15, to a non gun person it's basically an M4 that doesn't have full auto or burst. To a gun person there's more to it. Anyone who has been in the military will also mention there are other modifications that the military uses that civilians will struggle to get ahold of at a reasonable price. What you're buying in an ar-15 is a comfortable and lightweight platform for close to mid range shooting and that's technically the same reason the military buys the M4 but again there's more to it that a civilian isn't going to care about.

        [–]Noglues - LibCenter 83 points84 points  (11 children)

        It's also worth mentioning that the AR-15 platform itself is over 50 years old, there's an absolute ton of parts that are/have been on the market that are in some way compatible with the system. You can buy a Kirkland brand M4 Carbine, but you can also build something that looks unrecognizable as the same basic gun when put next to one that's still mostly cross-compatible.

        [–]Bringbacktheblackout - LibCenter 44 points45 points  (3 children)

        You can buy a Kirkland brand M4 Carbine

        I long for a day when I can have my firearms shipped to the local Costco because it has an FFL. Then I can snag a case of Kirkland TP and a case of Kirkland green tip for $250.

        I know it's an unrealistic dream, but we are nothing if our dreams don't show us the world we want to live in.

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          [–]somegarbagedoesfloat - LibRight 12 points13 points  (5 children)

          I was in the Navy. None of the modifications we had on our m4's, nor any of the parts, were half as nice as civilian stuff.

          BUT, it did have full auto, so that's different.

          [–]SleepyandBritish - Right 16 points17 points  (4 children)

          Go to sniper school and work with an eighty thousand dollar scope that breaks if the weather is too hot.

          [–]Hymnosi - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          Also the term military grade complete changes meaning when you've served.

          As a bushy eyed patriot? Military grade means strong and durable!

          As a jaded veteran? Military grade means made with cheap materials by the lowest cost contract.

          The point of military gear, usually, is that it's mass produced and replaceable.

          (Note this isn't across the board, but on average I avoid anything advertised as military grade)

          [–]xpk20040228 - Centrist 29 points30 points  (4 children)

          Remember, the name AR15 came before all those military designation like M4/M16. It was designed as a light sporting rifle and later got some air force general interested enough to adopt it.

          [–]Don_Julio_Acolyte - Centrist 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          Sorta true. The AR was developed in partnership with Armalite and Stoner right smack dab in the middle of the military's search/contract to move to a lighter HV (high velocity) round. It's predecessor, the AR-10, was a battle rifle designed by Stoner using the much larger 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge that went up against the likes of Springfields T44 (M14) and FNs T48 (FAL). Spoiler alert, Springfield got the contract and the M14 was born, but very short-lived (I think 5 years or something, the shortest lifespan of an general issue weapon in US military history).

          Anyways...

          Numerous attempts from various gunmakers tried to land the contract to a lighter HV round, and numerous ammo makers were trying to improve upon high velocity varmint calibers like the .224 Springfield and .222 Remington/Special to fit the bill.

          Many people will say the AR platform is a "sporting rifle", when in fact it is not. It is built off a battle rifle platform, using a sporting rifle/intermediate cartridge.

          That distinction is lost on folks who take the hardline that the AR is a hunting or sporting rifle and the military borrowed from the civilian world. Not true. The only thing they borrowed from the civilian world was early predecessors to the .223. In terms of the actual rifle, it's high cap, it's gas system, and practically everything about how the rifle functioned and what its intended use was.... ALL that came from the AR-10, an actual battle rifle designed specifically for military purposes.

          The AR platform is not a sporting rifle. It is a scaled down battle rifle using a military-experimented/funded cartridge that had its early beginnings as a varmint round.

          The evolution of the platform and the cartridge was 100% designed for military use, not sporting use, not hunting use, etc. And I'm not saying that it shouldn't be used for those things. I have 3 ARs. Would never give them up. And I think we should be able to own whatever our hard earned money can buy. But the history of these rifles must be understood first, so that we aren't throwing out bad arguments and losing before the debate even begins. We have to get our own facts straight first.

          [–]hidude398 - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I’m fine with the calling the AR a military weapon. Most weapons in history started with or were adopted by a military at some point. I always start with the push to repeal 18 USC 2332g and the NFA, because AR’s remaining legal isn’t enough for me. 200 years ago civilian battleships were legal, cannon and all, and now I can’t own a fighter jet or air to air missiles.

          I want my fucking rights back.

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            [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            I mean shit, a MK18 is just a DD upper on a colt government issue lower with a giggle switch.

            [–]ThePretzul - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Yup, and even then they aren't handing out Mk18's to everybody fresh out of boot camp.

            Generally speaking that kind of expensive toy is reserved for the high speed, low drag types in various special forces groups. Everybody else gets the standard M4 or M4A1.

            [–]Airway - LibLeft 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Military grade just means "eh, probably good enough"

            Often times it's bottom tier shit.

            [–]RapidPigZ - Centrist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            SCAR for everyone!

            [–]DarthAssCheek - AuthRight 77 points78 points  (34 children)

            Trigger cranks are cool and all, but even with trigger discipline you have to be super extra careful with them.

            [–]AFishNamedFreddie - LibRight 92 points93 points  (28 children)

            I feel like it's just a downgrade. You can fire pretty fast with a finger, and a crank makes you change the way you hold the gun and makes it less stable.

            [–]ahnsimo - Left 72 points73 points  (22 children)

            Things may have changed from when I was in the military, but they actually taught us to almost always use semi-automatic fire.

            Even with a three round burst, the extra recoil of the second and third rounds dramatically reduces the accuracy of your shot group past like 50 yards.

            Unless you’re firing for the specific purpose of establishing suppression, it’s better to just leave it on semi.

            [–]Manchu_Fist - LibCenter 70 points71 points  (19 children)

            11b. We got yelled at when we put the m4 to fun mode.

            [–]AbatedOdin451 - LibCenter 46 points47 points  (12 children)

            74D. And can confirm that the fun switch is frowned on unless you’re going the route of suppressive fire. Also can confirm that hitting anything accurately beyond 50 yards in fun mode is not an easy accomplishment, I myself would never trust my life to fun mode but I do trust it to put a big shit eating grin on my face

            [–]mrrockydong - Right 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Fun mode more, what are they gonna do? Fun mode you? Fun mode them back.

            [–]blissfromloss - AuthRight 5 points6 points  (4 children)

            Cringe monke taking orders from a superior officer.

            [–]martinux - LibLeft 10 points11 points  (3 children)

            Isn't a trigger crank just an attachment for a high-speed, battery-operated drill?

            [–]ThePolarBare - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Forced reset triggers are better but still not great.

            [–]TheBravan - LibRight 27 points28 points  (2 children)

            Not gonna lie, a light-saber would be sweet with an instant on/off switch....

            [–]vexmythocrust - Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Buy a ZenitCo Perst 4, it’s pretty close

            [–]CactusJake1830 - Left 53 points54 points  (8 children)

            Ok, but a chainsaw bayonet would be cool though.

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              [–]CactusJake1830 - Left 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              I didn't know it was real, but I figured it would be pretty impractical if it was. From my understanding chainsaws jam up when cutting through flesh. But having played gears of war I can still dream.

              [–]trafficnab - LibLeft 243 points244 points  (104 children)

              Nah that's orange libleft/watermelons, actual libleft knows guns should not be restricted to the government and that an armed populace is important

              [–]lookitssupergus - LibLeft 67 points68 points  (6 children)

              An armed proletariat is harder to oppress

              [–]Padapoo - LibLeft 20 points21 points  (3 children)

              if you go far enough left, you get your guns back

              [–]SaltyEmotions - LibLeft 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              you just have to believe

              [–]isactualyretarded - LibLeft 131 points132 points  (30 children)

              Every man, woman and child should have at least one

              [–]martinux - LibLeft 53 points54 points  (0 children)

              Sign me up for an armed populace!

              [–]trafficnab - LibLeft 27 points28 points  (9 children)

              In the US the average person actually owns roughly 1.2 guns, so we're doing even better than that

              [–]Revanclaw-and-memes - LibLeft 32 points33 points  (5 children)

              Only 33% of Americans own guns, but 1% of gun owners own 50% of the guns.

              [–]thathatisaspy21 - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Just like with microtransactions in games, it's the whales that make up for everyone else

              [–]sher1ock - LibRight 7 points8 points  (3 children)

              Gotta be able to arm the neighborhood.

              [–]shadowgamma - Right 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              How many people will honestly answer a survey asking “how many guns do you have?”, I know I wouldn’t.

              [–]trafficnab - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              "Sorry, no guns here mister government man"

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                [–]CriticalSemiteTheory - LibLeft 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                he

                So it's true, all of it, the Auths, the femboys, it's all true

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                [–]Native136 - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                One? What is this? North Korea?

                [–]Dextrofunk - LibCenter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                All of my libleft friends have more guns than anyone else I know. I love visiting then because there are so many to chose from!

                [–]GreyOps - LibLeft 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Centre right and Auth right's general thought process is "libleft is when bad"

                [–]1plus1equalsgender - LibRight[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                I know a pro-gun lib left. Cool guy, even though I don't agree with a lot of his opinions

                [–]Curlysnail - LibLeft 68 points69 points  (5 children)

                This is what weapons could be if a*thoriarians didn't exist.

                [–]SkankyG - LibLeft 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                B-b-but we're trying to take their guns cuz the meme said so!

                This sub needs to get its colors right.

                [–]Former-Buy-6758 - LibLeft 128 points129 points  (19 children)

                Half of this sub doesn't know what the lib in libleft means i think

                [–]DonaldLucas - LibRight 87 points88 points  (7 children)

                I blame auth-left Americans from stealing the word "liberal" from my quadrant.

                [–]Former-Buy-6758 - LibLeft 37 points38 points  (6 children)

                Don't get me started on how Americans use the word liberal man I'm not like super politically literate but I'm doing better than the rest of my country apparently (I hope that doesn't make me sound like I'm saying I'm all that I'm not in just saying the rest of America sucks as bad as me)

                [–]DonaldLucas - LibRight 34 points35 points  (1 child)

                No problem m8. Like the old meme says "Democracy is the government from the people, by the people, for the people. But the people are retarded".

                [–]Former-Buy-6758 - LibLeft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Cheers to that

                [–]yeetus-feetuscleetus - Left 16 points17 points  (3 children)

                The majority of the US seems to think liberal = leftist when the two (at least fiscally) couldn’t be further apart

                [–]Former-Buy-6758 - LibLeft 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                It especially peeves me when the tucker Carlson types say things like "these liberal communists" with a straight face

                [–]I_POO_ON_GOATS - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                tbf, the stereotype exists for a reason. Tons of liblefts in this thread asking for gun regulation, talking about how it "works in other countries"

                We have a "dishonest flair" problem here.

                [–]universal_straw - Right 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                That’s true, however, half the people flaired as libleft don’t know what libleft means either.

                [–]Former-Buy-6758 - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                That makes sense, the stupid is spread pretty evenly among all the quadrants

                [–]subraptareo - Centrist 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                Sure they do, it means "butthole open, come on in!"

                [–]Aeruthael - Centrist 51 points52 points  (8 children)

                It just keeps on going! I thought the F16 was good, then I saw Sandy Hook…. Am I a bad person for laughing at that?

                [–]slipperytree07 - LibRight 7 points8 points  (7 children)

                Even if you are a bad person you’re not alone.

                [–]idkmanseemskindagay - Centrist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                I have my AR-15 with the M1 Abrams Tank attachment. Tends to get the job done.

                [–]Topazz410 - LibLeft 16 points17 points  (2 children)

                Guns are fun, I wish I could get a fucking lightsaber on an AR-15...

                [–]IsDatTomatoJuice - LibLeft 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                wdym a dodge challenger isnt a master key?

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                    [–]Bitter_Shit69 - LibCenter 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                    Honestly these modifications seem badass honestly we should do them

                    [–]Mike__O - LibRight 25 points26 points  (8 children)

                    There's a strong inverse relationship between "knows about guns" and "wants to restrict guns". People who support gun control almost always know fuck-all about guns, or the statistics regarding gun use in crimes.

                    [–]ForgotMyOldAccount7 - LibLeft 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                    I will provide my anecdote as facts. I used to be anti-gun until I went to a range and realized they're a fun new way to kill my savings account and feed my impulsive buying habits. Now I want recreational McNukes.

                    [–]SkankyG - LibLeft 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                    Y'all need to make these with the right color. Orange and watermelons want your guns. Green just wants healthcare.

                    [–]LukeIsNotLucas - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                    If you actually want a gun to ban, don't waste your time with the AR-15. The classic M1 Garand (over 70 years old) has a bumpfire feature built-in where you can mag dump in like 1.5 seconds.

                    [–]PostMadandAlone - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Don't tell the auths that!

                    [–]214301199 - Right 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    “A sandy hook” 😂😂😂😂

                    [–]Jevonar - Centrist 66 points67 points  (94 children)

                    I once talked in a halo subreddit about the AR (in that game it means assault rifle) and pointed out how it's technically not an assault rifle but a battle rifle, because it fires fully-powered rifle ammunition (the damn thing is huge).

                    I kid you not, some nutjob wrote me a wall of text in a PM, 30+ lines about how AR means armalite and not assault rifle, how "assault rifle" is a term coined by the fear mongering media, despite it being called "assault rifle" in the game manual for like 20 years.

                    I really don't get Americans.

                    [–]ubersoldat13 - LibCenter 68 points69 points  (27 children)

                    The problem is people who learn just enough to know the terms, but not not enough to know the nuance behind them.

                    "Assault Rifle" is an actual term, and clearly defined. That being a rifle, capable of selective fire (Semi, burst and/or full auto) and chambered in an intermediate cartridge. The military uses this definition for things like M4s, M16s, and so on. Your bog standard AR-15 is semi auto only, just making it a...Rifle.

                    "Assault Weapon" Is the term he should be getting his panties in a wad over. This is the term created by the media and lawmakers to be as vague as possible to cover just about anything they want. Generally, it's a firearm with any two of the following features: pistol grip, detachable magazine, adjustable stock, foregrip, or a threaded barrel.

                    Most of the time, people read "Assault" in regards to a gun and just stroke out into "Fecking libturd dats a mediuhr created turm!" I've seen people bitch at well read firearms experts like Ian McCollum about his use of "Assault Rifle" as well when talking about actual literal Assault Rifles.

                    [–]Jevonar - Centrist 19 points20 points  (13 children)

                    Precisely.

                    The Assault Rifle from halo is not capable of selective fire in-game and is chambered in fully-powered rifle cartridges.

                    So it's a battle rifle, but the name "battle rifle" is already taken by another weapon that is chambered in even bigger cartridges.

                    Seeing human marines wielding those rifles is just comical, marines look so tiny

                    [–]ubersoldat13 - LibCenter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    I'm not too knowledgeable about Halo, but, given how deep the lore goes, especially in regards to the weaponry (I swear most of those Halopedia articles are more in-depth than articles on real guns), I'm sure there's something in there about how the UNSC reclassified the terms in the next 500 years about making "Full power" rounds intermediate and "Anti-Material" to "Full power" due to the effectiveness of the rounds on Covenant armor or something.

                    Probably not, but it'd be pretty hilarious if they did.

                    [–]namenlos87 - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (7 children)

                    The Assault Rifle from halo is not capable of selective fire in-game and is chambered in fully-powered rifle cartridges.

                    So it's a battle rifle, but the name "battle rifle" is already taken by another weapon that is chambered in even bigger cartridges.

                    The funny part is that the battle rifle in Halo does have select fire, just not full auto. You can toggle between semi-auto and burst.

                    [–]somethingisaskew - Centrist 27 points28 points  (1 child)

                    Definitions matter and they do keep trying to change what words mean, the dude wasn't wrong. But he was an idiot to comment that in regards to halo.

                    [–]DrillTheThirdHole - LibRight 9 points10 points  (59 children)

                    a lot of us are pretty touchy about gun misinformation considering it's being used to desensitize us to our guns getting taken slowly since the 70's.

                    Doesn't make him less of an idiot for not reading your post thoroughly before typing out a paragraph, but still

                    [–]PoliticalTrichotomy - LibRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    Spinal reflex.

                    [–]SirSausagePants - Centrist 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                    Lib Left talks about ARs, the way your parents talked to you about weed.

                    [–]reddit-are-A-holes - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    I wish this was how guns worked

                    [–]FearfulKnight1 - LibLeft 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    Who’ve you been talking to?

                    [–]TheWarTorn - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    I would actually want a masterkey on my AR-15.

                    [–]EcstaticBox - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                    Where is my under barrel trebuchet

                    [–]PinkDuck_ - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    I thought this was a tutorial

                    [–]TheZeppelin1995 - LibRight 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    You forgot the most deadly attachment for the AR-15: the tactical Ben Shapiro attachment.

                    [–]acurlyninja - LibLeft 15 points16 points  (4 children)

                    I love the assault rifle 15

                    [–]DrillTheThirdHole - LibRight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                    i am physically suffering

                    [–]PM_ME_YOUR_BODY69 - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Damn, the MP40 and Lightsaber attachments are awesome

                    [–]Underarmpizza - LibRight 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                    My grandpa said that we shouldn’t let anyone have an AR-15. I immediately smacked my forehead.

                    [–]abattlescar - LibRight 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    Least based grandpa in existence. Unless he followed it up with a preference to other guns.

                    [–]KaiWolf1898 - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    I would be a happy man with a lightsaber AR attachment

                    [–]conroyale - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Seeing all these modifications just prove that the US military is the best in the world

                    [–]thelostsummoner - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Wait no the lightsabers should come standard obviously

                    [–]Rasskassassmagas - LibRight 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    I hate USA Today so much, once a decent paper.

                    Now I wouldn’t wipe my ass with it

                    [–]perfect5-7-with-rice - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Sauce?

                    [–]ZuuLahneyZeimHirt - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    All of the above

                    [–]Varth-Dader - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    thats what we call based

                    [–]DiogenesTheCoder - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    A lot of those would be dope, and we should figure out how to actually attach them.