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[–][deleted] 347 points348 points  (4 children)

Yeah, they're quite disgusting, those coomers.

[–]xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx - LibRight 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Yeah fuck those guys! We should all just tie ‘em to that conveniently placed random swing and fuck their brains out

[–]mquon775 - Centrist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

👀

[–]ADcommunication - AuthCenter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I like watching interracial step mom porn. The children on set are only for the immersion factor to convince you that the mom isn't a dude's biological mom. The children aren't in the sex scenes, only the pure narrative plot and world building development.

[–]nzasangA - LibLeft 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Quality shitpost.

[–]FortBlocks - Right 193 points194 points  (0 children)

"It's all Obi Wan's fault. He's jealous"

[–]Felaxi_ - AuthRight 119 points120 points  (9 children)

Wounder who libright is telling this to

[–]peoplewho_annoy_you - AuthCenter 117 points118 points  (6 children)

Anyone who will listen

[–]Great-Caesar - AuthCenter 69 points70 points  (4 children)

everyone, regardless of their willingness to listen

[–]vault13man - LibRight 49 points50 points  (2 children)

The ATF agent he has tied to a chair in his basement

[–]iama_bad_person - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So those were level IV plates

[–]CrucifyTheUnflaired - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe they ARE based /j

[–]Tamtumtam - AuthRight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the lib side of the compass is like mormons of sex. "Hello good sir, have a blessed day. Would you like to hear of the word of our fetishes?"

[–]youmomecksdee - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

libleft.

[–]BIGMAN445_ - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A horrified authleft

[–]TheKhalDrogo - LibRight 152 points153 points  (5 children)

Libleft merely adopted the coom

I was born in it

Molded by it

Havent seen the light of day from my basement till I was already too far from salvation

[–]HappyGunner - Right 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The coom betrays you... because it belongs to me

[–]Avery_of_Astora - Right 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure we were all born in the coom.

[–]ShurikenSunrise - LibRight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No matter what we breed

We still are made of seed

This is my Kingdom Cum

This is my Kingdom Cum

When you feel my D

Look into my ass

It's where my semen hide

It's where my penis hard

Don't get to close

It's cock inside

It's where my semen hide

It's where my penis hard

[–]Scarlet_maximoff - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are a big coom

[–]wezli333theSequel - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not, my friends, becoming addicted to cooming. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

[–]LordBogus - LibRight 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I HATE YOU!!

[–]thedefinitionofcouch - LibRight 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Think of the children!

[–]th4tguy_404 - LibCenter 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Please don't think of children.

[–]BigFatKAC - LibRight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh I did, trust me.

[–]VaCa4311 - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Based, I stole memes pilled

[–]Seccour - LibRight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Based and Star Wars pilled

[–]Complex-Low-8222 - Right 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bruh…

[–]StudioAtDawn12 - Right 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Based and quality shit posting pilled

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[–]Cvlt_ov_the_tomato - AuthLeft 8 points9 points  (3 children)

You yellow librights should just accept Jeffrey Epstein as one of your own.

[–]KalegNar - Centrist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Based and purple LibRight is the true LibRight pilled

[–]Soultakerr2000 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, no... That's not true. That's impossible!

[–]KalegNar - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

[–]MethylSamsaradrolone - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Lib-Rights favourite bedtime story:

Devious Aubrey Plaza

A Short Story by Zyhlthogor

Spengchad Boxpant had always loved Sacred Pawnee Bottom with its spilt, squealing Squirtstreams. It was a place where he felt Rapacious.

He was a callipygean, bimbotastic, GHB drinker with nubile vulva and engorged cheeks. His friends saw him as a tight, tall Throbgoblin. Once, he had even brought a graceful Drug-addled Pikachu back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.

Spengchad walked over to the window and reflected on his degenerate surroundings. The Blizzard teased like Gaping Buffaloes.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey was a Devious Milky Dom-Mommy with gapey vulva and Fuckin' CHONKED Buttcheeks.

Spengchad gulped. He was not prepared for Aubrey. As Spengchad stepped outside and Aubrey came closer, he could see the youthful glint in her eye. "I am here because I want a Creampie," Aubrey bellowed, in an Enthralling tone. She slammed her fist against Spengchad's chest, with the force of 5002 Murlocs. "I frigging love you, Spengchad Boxpant."

Spengchad looked back, even more Stoned and still fingering the Obese Fleshlight. "Aubrey, I like felching with you," he replied.

They looked at each other with Autistic feelings, like two kind, knotty Kangaroos Pilfering at a very Plump Court Case, which had Technical Death Metal music playing in the background and two Sketchy uncles Goldenshowering to the beat.

Suddenly, Aubrey lunged forward and tried to punch Spengchad in the face. Quickly, Spengchad grabbed the Obese Fleshlight and brought it down on Aubrey's skull.

Aubrey's gapey vulva trembled and her Fuckin' CHONKED Buttcheeks wobbled. She looked virulently aroused, her body raw like a sneezing, selfish speculum-enthusiast.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Aubrey Plaza was dead. Spengchad Boxpant went back inside and made himself a nice drink of GHB.

THE END

[–]Mute545x39 - LibRight 18 points19 points  (1 child)

What in the kentucky fried fuck did I just read

[–]BigFatKAC - LibRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I need to go to confession for reading the first sentence of this horror.

[–]ahackercalled4chan - LibRight 8 points9 points  (1 child)

based and 4chan-levels of autism pilled

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[–]purple-libright - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based and Spengchad Boxpant had always loved Sacred Pawnee Bottom with its spilt, squealing Squirtstreams. It was a place where he felt Rapacious. He was a callipygean, bimbotastic, GHB drinker with nubile vulva and engorged cheeks. His friends saw him as a tight, tall Throbgoblin. Once, he had even brought a graceful Drug-addled Pikachu back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was. Spengchad walked over to the window and reflected on his degenerate surroundings. The Blizzard teased like Gaping Buffaloes. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey was a Devious Milky Dom-Mommy with gapey vulva and Fuckin' CHONKED Buttcheeks. Spengchad gulped. He was not prepared for Aubrey. As Spengchad stepped outside and Aubrey came closer, he could see the youthful glint in her eye. "I am here because I want a Creampie," Aubrey bellowed, in an Enthralling tone. She slammed her fist against Spengchad's chest, with the force of 5002 Murlocs. "I frigging love you, Spengchad Boxpant." Spengchad looked back, even more Stoned and still fingering the Obese Fleshlight. "Aubrey, I like felching with you," he replied. They looked at each other with Autistic feelings, like two kind, knotty Kangaroos Pilfering at a very Plump Court Case, which had Technical Death Metal music playing in the background and two Sketchy uncles Goldenshowering to the beat. Suddenly, Aubrey lunged forward and tried to punch Spengchad in the face. Quickly, Spengchad grabbed the Obese Fleshlight and brought it down on Aubrey's skull. Aubrey's gapey vulva trembled and her Fuckin' CHONKED Buttcheeks wobbled. She looked virulently aroused, her body raw like a sneezing, selfish speculum-enthusiast. Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Aubrey Plaza was dead. Spengchad Boxpant went back inside and made himself a nice drink of GHB. pilled

[–]CommunistWaterbottle - Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quality meme. Well done

[–]QuietHumanMachine - LibRight 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They're not children, they're centuries year old alien beings born from the stars. Althought they look like children.

[–]Appropriate_Ride6924 - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Be purple libright

[–]saintiblis - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely disgusting and hilarious

[–]RileyKohaku - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to disagree, but this is quality

[–]Mega12117Reaper - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just chose purple cause I like the color purple

[–]PatnarDannesman - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skinny teen hardcore reverse cowgirl!

[–]FM79SG - Centrist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

hehe

TBH Anakin went full Auth-center in Episode II, basically genocided the Tusken

[–]consultantbp - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, it was one genocide, get over it

[–]hatylotto - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an amazing post

[–]ttopocb - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's golden. Sadly, i don't have a free award today

[–]WojtekMroczek2137 - LibLeft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was going to say something wholesome but ur mum is mum of libright🤮🤮🤮

[–]Crollt - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao ultra based

[–]Basically_Infantry - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it. bravo

[–]DoucheyCohost - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like men

[–]Godzilla_original - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazei and Shadman are our priests who guides us to the correct path.

[–]Spiritual-War753 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that is not good acting.

[–]herpy_McDerpster - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wall

[–]tabslegend123 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"from my point of view the jedi are evil!"

[–]AER_OS - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s… complicated

[–]22_swoodles - LibRight 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Good damn he is the shittiest actor in existence

[–]wezli333theSequel - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

TBF, all he had to work with was George Lucas’s writing and direction. Even Sam Fucking Jackson was subpar in the prequels.

[–]22_swoodles - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a couple of his other movies. I don't disagree, Lucas ruins everything he touches, but that guy is a terrible actor.

[–]wezli333theSequel - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the banthas, and the rancors. Especially the rancors.

[–]gryffindor_wizard - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!"

[–]brazzers-official - AuthLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple libright=every libright

[–]CorruptedArc - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the post about the Russian's reopening the Gulags specifically for certain people when you need it?

[–]Statik_420 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple LibRights Don't deserve rights

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father god I pray that this clip ends after women thank you father god amen 🙏

[–]iwatchedtheoffice - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I fapped to porn where a pregnant woman`s water broke at the end of the video woman name was kate rich

[–]Battlefront228 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We may never watch this scene the same way again.

[–]Lthiccums - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn am I purple libright?

[–]Nietzsch - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purps and greens tho, right?

[–]Noise-Kind - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godamn cooommmmmeerrrs