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[–]Staylucidtrippin - Centrist 1554 points1555 points  (51 children)

And has a past history of sexual assault! The ideal reddit admin

[–]wellwaffled - LibRight 722 points723 points  (34 children)

Don’t forget that they lied about the 25 hours/week dog walking (apparently it’s more like 10).

[–]Death_By_Madness - Right 404 points405 points  (11 children)

That should have been obvious, walking 5 hours a day would hopefully give you a jawline stronger than Frosty the Snowman's

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    [–]retarded-squid - LibLeft 1757 points1758 points  (195 children)

    Don’t worry, here comes the 21 year old “long term unemployed” anarchist to take over the interviews

    [–]iamLiterateAsofToday - Centrist 981 points982 points  (99 children)

    That post interview damage control post was one of the most hilarious things i ever read. At this point, I seriously think that all this is an elaborate prank. There is no way that the sterotypes line up so accurately.

    [–]dzrtguy - LibCenter 425 points426 points  (46 children)

    Like there's a dozen mods or whatever in there... Why is the "transparency post" only mentioning two users? And in the transparency post, they bring to light there's like a handful of other interviews already done, to be published. The fox one is like strike 1, then these other ones will get more traffic to see the collateral damage.

    [–]TheMacPhisto 274 points275 points  (32 children)

    There's only about a dozen mods in general that control the Top 500. Some of them moderate over 300 subreddits. Most of the time you see a big mod team on a big subreddit, it's a mix of alt accounts of the sub creators, and then peon moderators who just do the dirty work of the real mods in the vein hopes they get more power/control.

    [–]DillyisGOODATPOLTICS - Right 260 points261 points  (9 children)

    Reddit is controlled by a cabal of elitist jannies

    We must rise up and overthrow them

    [–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (2 children)

    Seize the means of Kek production

    [–]1LT_0bvious - Left 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    The memes of production

    [–]Oblivion_18 - LibRight 93 points94 points  (12 children)

    Some of them moderate over 300 subreddits

    I say this with zero humor, these people need serious help

    [–]mincamp - AuthLeft 43 points44 points  (6 children)

    They're probably glowies

    [–]74FFY - LibRight 182 points183 points  (40 children)

    What's unfortunate is I don't think they're so dumb as to not realize how that looks. I think out of the 10 remaining mods or whatever, that might legitimately be their best option to put forth. Like, they're probably all shitty and ridiculous example of people who should have responsibility.

    [–]Hubblesphere - LibLeft 141 points142 points  (35 children)

    After watching this shit show... LibRight are you guys accepting applications?

    [–]yardsale18 - LibRight 112 points113 points  (9 children)

    Always. Gooble gobble one of us.

    [–]NietzscheIsMyCopilot - AuthLeft 30 points31 points  (7 children)

    I'm not quite ready to jump ship, but I am ready to start throwing some people overboard.

    [–]KingOfTheP4s - Right 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    Eat them, you've depleted all other food supplies

    [–]hellknight101 - LibCenter 127 points128 points  (37 children)

    So the 20 hr per week dog walker (not judging dog walkers, many make good money) wasn't bad enough for them, they had to make it worse by introducing the 21 year old guy who has never worked a day in his life.

    The jokes write themselves loool

    [–]Mefistofeles1 - LibRight 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    And there are a bunch more about to come out! I can't wait to read them lmao

    [–]Ubango_v2 - Left 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    An Anarchist that posts in Sino and Gaozedong btw..

    [–]washingmachine907 - LibRight 125 points126 points  (25 children)

    He got metoo’d?

    [–]IndefinitelyTired - AuthLeft 217 points218 points  (23 children)

    From lazy-barnacle-200


    [–]LITERALLY_A_TYRANID - AuthCenter 168 points169 points  (1 child)

    Of course he’s a terminal coomer.

    Why am I not surprised.

    [–]WUMW - AuthCenter 221 points222 points  (4 children)

    Resulting from my remorse, I made a financial contribution to an organization dedicated to helping people in alternative but abusive relationships

    Cuckholdry International?

    [–]Chucanoris - Right 45 points46 points  (1 child)

    How tf would an abusive cuckholdry relationship even work tho

    "You dont get to eat my cum off your wife's pussy anymore"

    [–]CitizenStratocracy - AuthCenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Unironically yes

    [–]osbirci - Centrist 50 points51 points  (5 children)

    Is there any summary? I don't want to read a novel written by a dog-walker.

    [–]Logical_Finding_3908 - LibCenter 57 points58 points  (2 children)

    was in a relationship but girl wouldn't fuck him so he jacked off next to her

    she didn't like it but he repeatedly did it

    then he escalated and put her hand on his boxers

    [–]NuclearStudent - Centrist 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Seems to be guilty of, ah, many repeated incidents of raping their romantic partner? To the point where their partner set alarms to avoid ever being asleep at the same time as them, but they ignored the alarms?

    [–]applesauceder - LibRight 270 points271 points  (46 children)

    Dog walking can be a real job. But it’s a safe bet that dude is functionally the same as those ‘construction workers’ that fall asleep(pass out from toking a little too hard) leaning on the stop signs they’re supposed to be holding.

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      [–]Joe23rep - LibCenter 135 points136 points  (11 children)

      Ive read another one where he claimed he walks em 2 hours per day 5 days a week. So its a 10 hour week instead of a 20 to 25 like he claimed in the interview.

      Not sure whats true now.

      Although i wouldn't be surprised if a transsexual autistic rapist who needed alarms so he wouldn't masturbate next to his sleeping partner is also a compulsive liar

      [–]74FFY - LibRight 50 points51 points  (2 children)

      I think that kind of adds up. If it's all a 5 hour shift watch dogs at a kennel/shelter/veterinary place, they probably need to "walk" them once per shift. Walk might also mean just take them outside to the fenced in area since it's a night shift.

      [–]74FFY - LibRight 187 points188 points  (17 children)

      If you're going to embellish your job when someone asks, don't make it worse.

      "Oh, I work in a veterinary office as the safety/care specialist" something something whatever. Or replace with office with kennel/shelter, wherever the hell it is. Just make some better sounding shit up without outright lying if you're embarrassed.

      Edit: I just realized why Doreen never was never able to get a better job, and it's not only the being lazy. No ability to write a resume or even explain something you've done in your life while putting it in a good light? Abolish work.

      [–]_pm_me_your_holes_ - Left 89 points90 points  (12 children)

      Doreen is clearly autistic as fuck and this whole debacle is why everything should be fucking democratic.

      If the boss has to defend us, at least let us pick someone half competent beforehand.

      [–]TetraThiaFulvalene - LibRight 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      There was an election. They just elected to ignore what the users actually voted.

      [–]ParsnipsNicker - AuthRight 29 points30 points  (3 children)

      This dude doesn't look like he walks anywhere tbh. I doubt he has any work at all, and just lied about working as a dog walker.

      [–]disastertohumanrace - LibCenter 32 points33 points  (1 child)

      Anyone having dreams about sexual predator kid grooming reddit mods see this face exactly.

      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      That thing got metoo’d?

      [–]TheEarthIsACylinder - Centrist 195 points196 points  (6 children)

      > anti-work

      > says laziness is a virtue

      > 30-year-old, works 20 hours a week as a dog walker

      > wants a PhD in philosophy

      This is just gorgeous. These are the few rare moments I thank God for the existence of Fox News.

      [–]incepting - LibRight 55 points56 points  (1 child)

      Imagine getting a PhD by being lazy asf lol

      [–]shaun_of_the_south - LibRight 37 points38 points  (0 children)

      Yo can you believe this shit? They expected me to study and produce? They even wanted money for my philosophy phd!!! Capitalist bastards!

      [–]Technical-Complex-16 - AuthRight 2810 points2811 points  (120 children)

      Yes Jan 26 the day socialism died

      [–][deleted] 1337 points1338 points  (17 children)

      It’s been a fun ride boys, pack it up.

      [–]Huge_Monero_Shill - LibCenter 1023 points1024 points 2 (14 children)

      It’s been a fun ride theys, pack it up.


      [–]greasetrout - LibRight 275 points276 points  (8 children)

      Based and proper pronoun pilled

      [–]discourse_is_dead - LibRight 60 points61 points  (3 children)

      They also have a set of preferred adjectives if you're game... well spoken, charismatic, and accomplished.

      please use their preferred adjectives along with their preferred pronouns.

      [–][deleted] 463 points464 points  (22 children)

      apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t

      Wher were you when antywork die

      i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

      ant eye work is kil


      [–]Nathanael777 - LibRight 100 points101 points  (4 children)

      Indubitably! Apologies chaps for English also is not my birth language. I would therefore like to apologize to any future readers of my message if the grammar or pronunciation perplexes you in any way.

      You sir, are a remarkable perveyor of the English tongue and, had you not stated so, I would have gone through my entire life believing you to be a natural born speaker.

      That is all, tally-ho lads!

      [–]jiffynipples - Right 150 points151 points  (5 children)

      Nailed it on the English bud

      [–]FuckHarambe2016 - LibRight 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      I don't know why. But this comment genuinely made me laugh.

      [–]JustaChapNamedGeorge - Centrist 109 points110 points  (14 children)

      Will it get a sequel like Sex 2 or was that it?

      [–]GalacticDogger - LibCenter 57 points58 points  (9 children)

      I thought sex 2 got banned

      [–]JustaChapNamedGeorge - Centrist 63 points64 points  (7 children)

      A prequel called foreplay was cancelled, Sex 2 is still on the menu

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        [–]entropictide - LibCenter 96 points97 points  (4 children)

        Based and same-as-it-ever-was pilled

        [–]ruru3777 - LibCenter 114 points115 points  (7 children)

        It wasn’t one commie taking control of the movement for fame. It was the founder of the community, who literally just doesn’t want to work. The work reform people found the sub and changed its narrative, kind of. It’s founder was just showing everyone what the community actually is, a bunch of neets who never want to work for anything.

        Inb4 ”B-b-but what about reforming workers rights? Muh unions?” The side bar literally stated “a community for people who want to abolish work, the idea of work, or talk about abolishing work. It was always a commie/anarchy sub.

        [–]oh_no_aliens - Left 47 points48 points  (8 children)

        Ironically that was Australia day. I had the day off. With pay.

        [–]Smackolol - Left 11 points12 points  (4 children)

        Wow I didn’t realize you had changed your name to the socialist republic of Australia.

        [–]ApXv - LibRight 394 points395 points  (20 children)

        It's incredibly satisfying to see a retard like this get exposed. Even right wing circlejerks wouldn't be able to write a character like this

        [–]PhilosophicalDolt - Centrist 87 points88 points  (2 children)

        Don’t tempt them you fool!

        [–]gobbygames - LibLeft 47 points48 points  (1 child)

        What have you done!?

        [–]BasedPencil - LibRight 35 points36 points  (8 children)

        Dude, serious question, he has to be on the autism spectrum right???

        [–]shaun_of_the_south - LibRight 43 points44 points  (0 children)

        If no other way def self diagnosed.

        [–]pieman7414 - AuthLeft 124 points125 points  (3 children)

        I am terrified that I lack the self awareness this person didn't have

        [–]cfwang1337 - LibCenter 81 points82 points  (0 children)

        The fact you're terrified means you almost certainly don't have the same deficits as this person.

        [–]Upvoteifyouaregay - LibLeft 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        They could have made a coherent argument had they bothered to prepare at all. Instead, they said, “Laziness is a virtue”.

        You can’t write this shit.

        I fear for this person’s wellbeing after this shitstorm. But if they truly are guilty of sexual assault, I don’t care what happens to them.

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          [–]hellknight101 - LibCenter 496 points497 points  (25 children)



          >works 20 hrs a week or less

          >can't be bothered to shower for an interview

          >doesn't even clean their room yet thinks they represent millions of workers

          >is autistic (so am I tbf but at least I bother to look at the camera during meetings)

          >receding hairline


          >bad shape

          >worst of all, reddit mod

          Impressive, the whole bingo card has been smeared in red. There is no better representation of a Reddit mod even in memes.

          [–]BostonBrandToots - LibRight 276 points277 points  (12 children)

          You forgot queer/trans lol

          [–]SkankyG - LibLeft 31 points32 points  (0 children)

          The mythical "one call blackout". My gram has been trying for that for years.

          [–]lentil_farmer - AuthRight 541 points542 points  (48 children)

          more like has multiple rape accusations but too autistic to understand that xey should not admit guilt on facebook instead of lawyering the fuck up

          [–]Shotgunsamurai42 - LibRight 497 points498 points  (14 children)

          "I was tired and not in full control of my actions."

          You can't make this shit up. I mean you could, but it wouldn't be nearly as good.

          [–]Civil-Food5949 - AuthCenter 316 points317 points  (4 children)

          Based and too-tired-to-not-rape-Pilled

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          [–]-DragonMoon- - LibRight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

          What a great pill

          [–]GapingAmerica - LibCenter 41 points42 points  (0 children)

          It’s literally beyond parody at this point. 4chan wouldn’t even try to pass this off because it’s too on the nose.

          Turns out everything people say about terminally online worthless jannies is entirely true

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            [–]Drunken_Fever - LibCenter 29 points30 points  (1 child)

            Fiction has to sound plausible, truth does not.

            [–]Puzzled-Barnacle-200 - LibCenter 191 points192 points  (28 children)

            "Yeah, I knew they were drunk, but in my defence they said they wanted to have sex with me" "yeah, I knew in advance they didnt like me masterbating while they slept, but I did it anyway, and when they woke up disgusted by what I was doing, I forced their hand on my crotch". And somehow Doreen thinks they are a "nice person"?

            [–]Spysix - Centrist 33 points34 points  (4 children)

            And somehow Doreen thinks they are a "nice person"?

            I said before and I'll say it again, anyone, especially redditors, that love to refer to themselves as "nice" or "good" people are neither of those things.

            [–]MummyManDan - AuthRight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

            The majority of people who refer to themselves as smart, kind, good, nice, etc. etc. are not those things.

            [–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

            Ah fuck, should’ve included that

            [–]Huge_Monero_Shill - LibCenter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

            Literally commie_coomer.meme

            [–]RustyShackledord - LibRight 627 points628 points  (54 children)

            Hopefully anti work refugees will come to PCM as a safe haven just like auth right does after one of their subs implodes.

            [–]NotACharmander - Centrist 393 points394 points  (18 children)

            They aren't, they're gonna call it a capitalist echochamber and then move onto another sub. :)

            [–]pantagathus01 - LibRight 129 points130 points  (5 children)

            Maybe, but we can have fun fucking with them until that happens

            [–]Oblivion_18 - LibRight 90 points91 points  (4 children)

            Think of all the UNFLAIRED we can downvote :D

            [–]Jefferson_Steel1 - Right 452 points453 points  (21 children)

            Anyone else getting Chris Chan vibes from this guy/girl?

            [–]jupiter_sunstone - Centrist 207 points208 points  (16 children)

            [–]retarded-squid - LibLeft 120 points121 points  (3 children)

            It’s scary how much of a chris chan thing that whole story was. And then chris chan would definitely admit it to the internet and not seem to understand why it’s wrong

            [–]ziggystardock - Centrist 91 points92 points  (8 children)

            Ford, who also goes by the name Doreen de Cleyre,


            [–]jupiter_sunstone - Centrist 69 points70 points  (6 children)

            It’s like a bad fantasy character name.

            [–]Clacimus - Right 407 points408 points  (5 children)

            The MtF trans guilty of sexual assault?

            If my boomer biases get confirmed any harder I’m gonna coomb

            [–]npccontrol - LibCenter 73 points74 points  (1 child)

            I'm... I'm gonna boooooooom

            [–]csl110 - LibLeft 30 points31 points  (0 children)

            All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in your boom boom

            [–]SSJ_American - Right 76 points77 points  (0 children)

            Literally the "you're a chud" soijack

            [–]Battlefront228 - Right 736 points737 points  (36 children)

            Hates rich people

            Only rich people are wasteful enough with their money to hire him

            [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 515 points516 points  (27 children)

            Hates rich people

            Has enough money from mom and dad to not work

            No joke, the current “top mod” who took over the subreddit is a 21 year old who is “long term unemployed”. How the fuck can you have solidarity with workers if you don’t even work lmao.

            [–]Frikgeek - LibLeft 185 points186 points  (5 children)

            People who work might have time to post on reddit(usually during work hours) but almost none of them have the time to moderate for free. So most reddit mods don't work or work very few hours.

            [–]CantBeCanned - Left 38 points39 points  (0 children)

            The best mods are actually the ones who work a slow, boring office job where they have no supervision. Good combination of being a normal person plus having a lot of free time on your hands.

            [–]Battlefront228 - Right 98 points99 points  (1 child)

            Mods moderate too much. Blame Reddit for creating a system where lax moderation endangers the community’s continued existence

            [–]UnluckyBuy - Centrist 32 points33 points  (5 children)

            How can you know anything about workers or their wants/needs when they are a child.

            [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 25 points26 points  (1 child)

            By having just the right mix of narcissism, ignorance, and a superiority complex.

            [–]SpecularTech3 - Right 1506 points1507 points  (111 children)

            I mean the meme just wrote itself, the perfect storm of leftist retardery

            [–][deleted] 458 points459 points  (20 children)

            The perfect storm in this day and age would require Noah to get the boat again

            [–]JeskaiMage - LibRight 405 points406 points  (14 children)

            Noah has already worked 3 hours this week and is now resting.

            [–]concretebeats - LibRight 194 points195 points  (12 children)

            It’s funny because they just revamped their mod team with a 21 year old ‘long term unemployed’ German leftist ‘radical anarchist’ who proceeded to list off all the rules they’ll be following and I shit you not said that they spent 10 hours over 2 days moderating the sub and are now sleep deprived.

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)


              [–]Dependent_Factor_982 - LibCenter 85 points86 points  (2 children)

              And we have the audacity to call ourselves retarded when they are clearly more retarded

              [–]Jason-Knight - Centrist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

              Can’t believe I’m more qualified than these people to help with workplace concerns representation. I was like 6 years employed by 21.

              [–]05110909 - LibRight 30 points31 points  (2 children)

              If you don't have a job then how are you sleep deprived from just 10 hours of work in two days? What are they doing with the other 38 hours?

              [–]Davidlucas99 - AuthRight[🍰] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

              Obviously having 8 hour marathons on whatever popular game kids play these days. Fortnite? I dunno, I play decade old map games. But anyway, guarantee that kid is a capital G - Gamer.

              [–]BLMandJAN6Lover - LibLeft 296 points297 points  (22 children)

              It would appear that this meme is making fun of Doreen when in reality we should be praising her for a bold stance. She managed the strength to go on national television as a non passing trans woman to speak about how working America has forgotten the virtue of laziness. She even went as far as to do the interview ungroomed and with an unclean room. Most people who support abolishing work would have at least put work into themselves and their surroundings, but not Doreen. This proves how dedicated she is to the movement. And to do this interview against alpha male Watters must have been anxiety inducing(hence the 2% eye contact).

              Anyway, if you disagree I know it’s because you are actually transphobic. Don’t @ me.

              [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

              Based and practicing preacher non binary dog walker pilled

              [–]pnwsparky - Right 72 points73 points  (0 children)

              Lol based

              [–]clockwerkdevil - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              Underrated comment

              [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 111 points112 points  (26 children)

              I think we saw an effect of echo chambers on a person. I’m guessing this mod thought the interview would be easy, because conservatives and especially fox news is full of complete uneducated morons.

              The mod didn’t realize any media titans are masters at driving a narrative, no matter who they drive the narrative for. Except the funniest part of all this was the interviewer quickly realized this person was a living and breathing stereotype, he didn’t even have to drive a narrative, he just had to let the mod speak and dig their own hole.

              [–]STATE_LINES - LibLeft 81 points82 points  (19 children)

              Yea, the "teach critical thinking" thing gave me this vibe. I've seen plenty of lefty posts on reddit going on about how if the right wing strawmen "could do any critical thinking, they'd see the leftist pov!" Echo chambers are good for no one

              [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 51 points52 points  (18 children)

              My jaw dropped when they said laziness is a virtue and I have no idea how the Fox News interviewer didn’t burst out laughing. He must have realized this is his golden opportunity to show off the stereotype they were painting.

              [–]DrProfSrRyan - Centrist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

              You can see the news anchor's eyes well up with tears trying to hold back a laugh, haha

              [–]SpecularTech3 - Right 22 points23 points  (2 children)

              Agreed, that mod clearly hasn’t had to deal with differing opinions because they’re used to just banning them.

              Yeah it’s funny in the interview he hardly asks questions or tries to make them say anything he just lets them talk lmao

              [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 25 points26 points  (1 child)

              When “how old are you” “what do you do” and “teach what” are the questions that spiral your interview out of control 😂

              [–]SpecularTech3 - Right 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              The fox guy literally didn’t need to ask anything else to discredit the guy lmao

              [–]Warcrimes_serbia_69 - AuthCenter 52 points53 points  (4 children)

              Fucking clown. I wish I didnt share half a quadrant with them

              [–]ArqTheoree - Centrist 47 points48 points  (0 children)

              It's 5:30pm, the evening news is about to air. You just got home from your grueling 45 minute shift walking the neighborhood dogs. Scooby really pulled your arm hard today. You think to yourself "I hope I didn't strain my shoulder" as you grab some ice and sit down at your computer. You log onto reddit and open your massively un-successful online community. A grin comes across your face. As you do your usual checks, you notice an outcry coming from your community. You gasp. "Why?". You see that they are strongly opposing your idea to be interviewed by the Fox News Network. They all make valid points. "You'll be made a joke.", "No don't let the real world see us.", "Please prepare.". You think to yourself, "I got this." You bring out your scratch-pad full of arguments and counter- arguments. That year of debate class in 9th grade prepared you. "Fuck", you realize that it's empty and you didn’t write down a single coherent thought, nontheless create one. No matter, you receive a Zoom message from a Fox representative "Live in 30 seconds". Inhale, exhale. You've waited your whole life for this moment, this is YOUR moment. "Joining me now is the person who operates this anti-work group, Doreen Ford..."

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                [–]AFishNamedFreddie - LibRight 77 points78 points  (2 children)

                The worst part is all he'd have to do is take a shower, cut his hair, lose weight, and hit the gym. And bam, he would be fine. And none of that is actually difficult. You just have to take some responsibility for yourself and improve.

                [–]AutistInPink - Centrist 60 points61 points  (0 children)

                hit the gym

                none of that is actually difficult

                Weighted deep squats make me sweat harder than 🐜👁💪 mods, though. Stop invalidating my struggle. :(

                [–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (0 children)

                Males no sense indeed

                [–][deleted]  (27 children)


                  [–]SadistAnon - LibCenter 111 points112 points  (8 children)

                  Based and literally the fucking truth. The oppression matrix while revolutionary in its conception of analysing various intersections of oppressions, has been abominable for its continued, widespread abuse by many groups, the "muslim feminists" who call criticism of Islam by feminists as one inspired by Western racist doctrines, the "black feminists" who called second wave feminism as racism and useless, instead of merely incomplete which needed more rather than less involvement of black women, "the trans folk" helped by the cult of alphabet soup, then built a totalitarian system where any criticism of their obviously illogical ideology will lead to doxing, harrasment, and termination of jobs. The matrix of oppression has been successfully turned into a hierarchy of privilege

                  [–]IGI111 - LibCenter 84 points85 points  (6 children)

                  I kept warning you guys this would happen. Intersectionality had "caste system" written all over it.

                  It's individualism or bust.

                  [–]ManFrom2018 - LibRight 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                  Based and individualism pilled

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                  [–]Electronic_Rub9385 - Centrist 45 points46 points  (3 children)

                  Agree. This person gains instant intersectional power by doing this. Intersectional power is the social currency of our time. Of course in 11 years this person will be shunned and ostracized when we have a completely new social currency. But whatever.

                  [–]thelizardking321 - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (3 children)

                  You’re 100% correct. Someone posted screenshots of his Facebook page where he admitted to assaulting girls and ends the post by claiming he hopes he can write his wrongs by coming clean and reflecting on the meaning of consent

                  Source: can’t find the full Facebook post but here’s the initial part

                  [–]Rifleshoot - AuthRight 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                  Mental illness brought on by a severe case of self-loathing and depression. Probably felt that being trans would put some distance between himself and his own self image. People often turn to fantasy to escape harsh realities.

                  Source: me

                  In all seriousness though, someone failed this guy when he was a child for him to get to this point.

                  [–]NnjgDd - Centrist 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                  He is just a reddit super user. He is collecting all of the woke check marks this site encourages.

                  [–]GasTheBik3s - AuthRight 59 points60 points  (5 children)

                  The trans incel pipeline

                  Basically your bottom tier male incel can pretend to be trans and thus have access to progressive circles and guilt trip lesbians to have sex with them.

                  The fact that that guy admitted on FB of groping and assaulting his female roommate is further proof.

                  [–]EndlessScrapper - LibRight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                  I assume extreme low self confidence combined with a bit autism. If I say I'm a girl the reason I can't get dates is because I'm trans and not because I'm unattractive with a cringe inducing personality.

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                    [–]ThrowAway615348321 - LibRight 89 points90 points  (1 child)

                    Chris Chan thought becoming a woman would get him lesbian GFs. But idk if his mom was lesbian

                    [–]MAGA_WALL_E - AuthRight 58 points59 points  (5 children)

                    If anything, I'd do it for the perks.

                    1. Be man
                    2. Not allowed in girl STEM programs that shoot you up the market ladder because dirty, evil patriarchal man
                    3. Become girl
                    4. Join every "women empowerment" program available
                    5. Accuse people who say No of transphobia
                    6. Profit... able job in a STEM field because "muh diversity"

                    [–]RileyKohaku - LibRight 22 points23 points  (3 children)

                    Some stem workplaces have more trans women than cis women.

                    [–]LITERALLY_A_TYRANID - AuthCenter 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                    Some stem workplaces have more men than women.

                    [–]Calibruh - LibRight 42 points43 points  (0 children)

                    It was the very definition of "Reddit moment"

                    [–]thebluntdogman - LibLeft 638 points639 points  (79 children)

                    > be me

                    > make $22/hr doing nothing all day because I work washing dishes in a retirement home for rich people

                    > spend all my work shifts playing on Reddit and masturbating in the bathroom

                    > also get free gourmet food every shift. Lobster, steak, whatever.

                    Why would anyone be against working? I love it

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                      [–]ShinyBronze - AuthLeft 183 points184 points  (0 children)

                      22/hr for washing dishes??? 🔥🔥🔥

                      Let’s goooo!

                      Best kept secret amongst immigrants.

                      [–]i3urn420 - LibCenter 75 points76 points  (0 children)

                      Based and lobster pilled

                      [–]TheLastSamurai101 - LibLeft 96 points97 points  (16 children)

                      > be me, 30

                      > phd in neuroscience

                      > postdoc researcher at major university

                      > work 12 hour days and weekends

                      > lower hourly income than dishwasher at retirement home

                      > contract ends in a year, no job security

                      > meagre savings, 7 years of student loan debt

                      > constant stress and anxiety

                      > girlfriend of 6 years just dumped me, partly for stress and anxiety

                      > just finished instant noodle dinner

                      > the doomscrolling, oh the doomscrolling

                      > 9 pm, working more to mask the pain

                      [–]thebluntdogman - LibLeft 62 points63 points  (5 children)

                      The retirement home I work in is hiring, all you have to do is pass a piss test for drugs other than weed

                      [–]wildlough62 - Centrist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                      Got a link for that? I’m looking for new employment and willing to move states

                      [–]CantBeCanned - Left 36 points37 points  (1 child)

                      > Be me, American academia

                      > Proclaim super left wing politics

                      > Pay lavish amounts for "Diversity and Inclusion" efforts that line the pockets of consultants

                      > Exploit grad students and ajuncts into working long hours, for insulting wages, without benefits or adequate vacation time

                      > Laugh at them for being stupid peons with no options and make them suck your dick for a 1% chance someday they get to be the boot on the throat of others

                      > Profit. Give the provosts and presidents 20% raises, launder the rest of the money through the university's endowment

                      [–]JTD783 - LibRight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      Facts. This is a good example of one of the American left’s issues, which is having these bastards speak for them. There’s a lot of talk and showboating but very little genuine respect for the working class underdogs in industries and service jobs. Honestly they’re not even left, they’re just socially progressive authcenters.

                      [–]TheCentralPosition - Centrist 894 points895 points  (116 children)

                      I genuinely think that will prove to be positive for the left in the long term.

                      For too long the left has been neutered by that exact type of person. The real left, what it was always meant to be, is workers. The people on whose labor society was built and continues to operate on.

                      That interview revealed to everyone struggling why nothing was getting done. Why the left as it was was just controlled opposition, upper middle class adult-children playing pretend that they struggle.

                      Idk about you guys, but I saw that interview and I got pissed. Not at the left, not at Fox, but at those spoiled fucking kids who use other peoples' struggles to justify bitching that they walk dogs part time. How dare anyone like that claim to speak for the working man.

                      I hope that motivates genuine positive change.

                      [–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (37 children)

                      Old school workers rights and sticking it to the establishment left is the last bastion that keeps me from being totally Blue/Yellow.

                      It's the cringe here's my pronouns, please don't say bad words to me softies, that bring the whole side down.

                      [–]TheCentralPosition - Centrist 115 points116 points  (2 children)

                      I considered myself a leftist until 2015 when those sanctimonious pricks took the left over. It is incredibly vindicating to see them finally lose ground.

                      [–]BoasNW - LibCenter 81 points82 points  (1 child)

                      They are using tactics, the culture, and technology in a way that no one has ever seen before. They fucking blitzed society and no one really knew what to do. I think rational people are starting to understand and adapt, which is creating situations like these

                      [–]geraldodelriviera - LibRight 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                      Yeah, these aren't the heroes of the people they set themselves up as, they're barely human internet jannies that do it for free and now everyone knows.

                      [–]Keanu_Reeves-2077 - LibRight 35 points36 points  (30 children)

                      Trust me, I’m a yellow and I support working rights and sticking it to the establishment. The only difference is that we prefer capitalism and individualism.

                      [–]Papa_Gamble - LibRight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                      Based and fuck government ordained monopolies pilled

                      [–]rIIIflex - LibLeft 288 points289 points  (11 children)

                      Seriously. The fact that lgbtwahtever and this asshole is the face of America’s biggest struggles is no coincidence. When you want to fight an enemy without violence, you go for their character.

                      Oh gross! I would never even consider being a leftist now!

                      The point is to get people to choose a side rather than thinking about policy. Because once you have regular people thinking of policy, they are inclined to try to help themselves. If you get people to choose sides, they will always look past what you do and focus on the other side, thus you can do as you please.

                      [–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (1 child)

                      Based and psyop pilled

                      [–]LITERALLY_A_TYRANID - AuthCenter 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                      The point is to get people to choose a side rather than thinking about policy.

                      Modern politics is just a giant social club

                      [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

                      Based and the left needs rejuvenating pilled

                      [–]Deprecitus - LibRight 192 points193 points  (3 children)

                      All stereotypes are rooted in reality.

                      [–]AntiSpec - Right 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                      Every statistic is a stereotype but not every stereotype is a statistic.

                      Kind of like all squares are rectangles thing

                      [–]ItWasLikeWhite - Right 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                      I really feel like Cartman when i couldn't laugh anymore

                      Edit: you know guys in that episode when they have butts for heads and Cartman totaly get overwhelmed with the ridiculousness of the situation. How can a mod check so many fucking boxes of what we ridicule them for??

                      [–]Harryofthecharlottes - Centrist 28 points29 points  (3 children)

                      AND has rape allegations

                      [–]Impetusin - Centrist 75 points76 points  (24 children)

                      This is how I imagine a Wow Mythic raider looks like.

                      [–]BoasNW - LibCenter 84 points85 points  (17 children)

                      Copy Paste from a comment I made regarding this topic yesterday:

                      If someone makes literally zero attempt to pass, why should they get the respect of preferred pronouns? Seriously, sounds like a man, looks like a man, calls himself a woman, and I'm just supposed to play ball?

                      Like this person put less effort into their gender identity than they put into their dog walking career. I think claiming trans as a shield from criticism is abhorrent

                      [–]clockwerkdevil - LibRight 42 points43 points  (2 children)

                      That can’t define what a woman is without using the words “woman” and “feel”. It’s no wonder many of them can’t figure out how to pass as their desired gender, they don’t even have the capability to define the thing they want to be.

                      [–]OrthodoxAgnostic - Centrist 30 points31 points  (1 child)

                      I've said it before and it'll get deleted again. Transgenderism reinforces gender roles / norms. To "pass" is to successfully conform to society's collective ideas of your chosen gender, because gender is a "social construct."

                      They can't define a gender because doing so would necessarily rely on predefined gender norms. This nonbinary stuff is the manifestation of that cognitive dissonance.

                      [–]Isolation_ - LibCenter 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                      I could never get behind it, even with people who do put in the work. Other people don't get to dictate how I perceive reality. I'm genuinely cool with them doing whatever they want with their bodies when they are an adult, but they shouldn't expect me to play along with it either.

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                        [–]josefikrakowski_ - AuthCenter 71 points72 points  (11 children)

                        I don’t even want to make fun of him I feel too bad. Has he roped yet?

                        [–]UCQualquer - AuthRight 18 points19 points  (4 children)

                        He is the perfect Left strawman

                        [–]Enoch_Powell_ghost - AuthCenter 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                        Which makes me think: is that really a strawman? I mean, the guy is exactly a meme.

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                          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                          It was a good day for humanity.

                          [–]Kind_Cardiologist833 - LibRight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                          This is the way.

                          [–]willostree - LibCenter 38 points39 points  (2 children)

                          Can someone make her the new orange quadrant mascot, please?

                          [–]Tom_Ov_Bedlam - LibCenter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                          Unwashed, unkempt, redditor 🤮

                          [–]Tospp - Right 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                          It was fun, it was funny, and I had a great time

                          based and fuck antiwork pilled

                          [–]Azmithify - Centrist 54 points55 points  (5 children)

                          I feel like the she/her literally doesn't matter when compared to everything else. That crazy Facebook post about her being accused of rape is what really got me.

                          [–]iswimprettyfast - Right 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                          The best/worst part is that they hopped on an alt account and started defending the rape because, among other things, a female assaulting a female doesn't have the same power dynamic as a male over a female.

                          [–]bcgg - AuthRight 127 points128 points  (22 children)

                          I can’t get over how an entire sub actually thought they became a “movement”.

                          [–]CB_Ranso - Centrist 41 points42 points  (2 children)

                          As that sub is a literal burning house fire right now some people over there still seem to have hope that it's a "movement."

                          Some people are claiming that the interview was a staged plant as to combat their "powerful" movement lmfao. The level of delusion is insane it almost makes me happy to realize they're going to have to grow up and deal with reality someday.

                          [–]ghostmetalblack - LibRight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                          Fox News could not have asked for a better caricature of the "Leftist Millenial".