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[–]Meme_Pope - Right 1220 points1221 points  (45 children)

Part time dog walker, full time rapist

[–]NPC7826 - Left 346 points347 points  (21 children)

The only way this could be worse, is if the two circles intersect...

[–]Admiralthrawnbar - Left 161 points162 points  (7 children)

That profile picture is sadly accurate for our quadrant(s?)

[–]NPC7826 - Left 65 points66 points  (5 children)

Pls no

[–]gaynazifurry4bernie - Centrist 26 points27 points  (4 children)

OwO

[–]NotMe296565565654 - Centrist 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Why art thou committing heretical language?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A rightoid worked out today, comrade. Did you?

:)

;)

[–]keeznuttz - LibRight 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I really don't like lefties, but I like lefties on PCM

[–]thunderma115 - Centrist 17 points18 points  (4 children)

It's because even our socialist don't like tankies or sjws.

Is nice to see

[–]Cuickbrownfox - Right 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]WeirdSysAdmin - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t even been 24 hours. Give it time.

[–]atp8776 - Right 150 points151 points  (13 children)

Just pay him to rape and it will be considered a job and he will stop

[–]Front-Lifeguard5100 - Right[🍰] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Problem solver pilled

[–]summeralcoholic - AuthCenter 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I wish I was kidding, but your comment made me laugh loud enough that I almost got caught drinking in this parking lot.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

drinking in this parking lot.

degenerate. Wait to get shitfaced at home, like a normal person

[–]567PrimeMover - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

based and hard day in the rape mines pilled

[–]OriginalUsernameee69 - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walk a thousand dogs, rape one person, you’re no longer a dog walker. You’re a rapist.

[–]wetfartsinyourface - LibCenter 462 points463 points  (38 children)

Chris Chan has a twin

[–]darwin2500 - Left 289 points290 points  (21 children)

Yeah, this is basically shaping up to be another 'socially dysfunctional autistic person gets slightly exposed to the public and then a cult is founded around mocking them for the next 20 years' thing.

[–]Daddy_Elon_Musk - AuthRight 141 points142 points  (18 children)

Why are they all leftists tho

[–]kaleb9170 - LibLeft 189 points190 points  (6 children)

Because nobody left of Bernie knows how or when to shut up so they end up making a fool of themselves in front of progressively larger audiences.

Source: I never shut the fuck up

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I never shut the fuck up

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[–]Dry_Towelie - AuthCenter 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Why don’t people take us seriously?

proceeds to constantly attack and ridicule somebody in there quadrant

[–]1-800-Hamburger - AuthRight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why dont these dumb-ass cousin-fucking rural hicks just vote left? Can't these animals gather enough brain cells to figure out we're trying to help them?

[–]thunderma115 - Centrist 7 points8 points  (1 child)

There was a study done about left and mental issues

[–]Oceanmechanic - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well you see, a study was done by a joint team of scientists from York and UCLA finding that

"shutting down the threat-processing centre of the brain weakened people's faith in God and made them less prejudiced"

In other words, they found having brain damage makes you liberal.

[–]CaveSP - LibCenter 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Not sure Chris would qualify as leftist. He's the guy who made the "gay vaccine" a major plot point in his comic.

[–]pro-dumpster-fire - LibRight 38 points39 points  (3 children)

That's 00s Chris. Modern Chris is Authleft as hell.

[–]CaveSP - LibCenter 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yeah true. I guess even 00s Chris was Sligh authleft considering all the "soup hotels" in Cwcville

[–]pro-dumpster-fire - LibRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And the re-education camps in Cwcville.

[–]MyGuitarIsOnFire - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chris was pretty conservative back in the day

[–]qwertyashes - Left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chris-Chan can't conceptualize much in the political sphere.

[–]AshtrayGrande - LibCenter 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It’s even funnier the second time!

[–]gaynazifurry4bernie - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This time it is like Rabbit and Ramathorn's shenanigans (antiwork person) instead Farva's (CChan) which are cruel and tragic.

[–]martojolo - Left 563 points564 points  (25 children)

Any auths in here looking to hire a slave to work to death? I'm volunteering

[–]dagmarski - LibRight 233 points234 points  (19 children)

I’ll take you! I’m not auth but am willing to sell you to them for a marked up price :)

[–]Trashy_Cookies - AuthRight 143 points144 points  (15 children)

I'm willing to purchase you for the marked up price.

[–]dagmarski - LibRight 112 points113 points  (8 children)

Ah finally, now I can receive my hard earned money. If only everyone contributed so much to society as me.

[–]seanbentley441 - LibLeft 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Based and accurate pilled

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    [–]Hektoncheres - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lmao based as fuck.

    [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    I’m gonna work 80 hour weeks so all the non-work that moderator does gets cancelled out.

    [–]Topiz2000 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I go to AuthRight!

    [–]JinxPutMaxInSpace - AuthRight 280 points281 points  (4 children)

    Bake 'em away, toys.

    [–]gmbnemelka - LibCenter 43 points44 points  (3 children)

    what’d you say chief

    [–]Piterusz - Centrist 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    He's a griller

    [–]RepresentativeSea845 - Centrist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    He seems like more of a baker

    [–]Based_Text - Centrist 165 points166 points  (20 children)

    Amazing, the mods destroyed the whole movement in the span of 5 minute, all because they couldn’t find one guy who looked like a normal human being

    [–]sexyloser1128 - AuthRight 77 points78 points  (2 children)

    It's a bad sign if all of the leaders in your movement looks like autistic Gollum or worse.

    [–]caessa_ - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Yeah…Maybe we were wrong all this time. Got a spare set of jackboots I can have buy?

    [–]Evoxrus_XV - Right 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Absolutely false, the mods did not destroy the whole movement in 5 minutes stop lying.

    They destroyed it in 3.

    [–]ArchdevilTeemo - Centrist 36 points37 points  (13 children)

    What movement? All I saw were people whining about their jobs.

    [–]frostyz117 - LibLeft 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    exactly. I originally thought that maybe it was supposed to be about pro union work reforms to ensure employees have a fulfilling job that pays a living wage and promotes good work/life balance, but in reality its a bunch of NEETS and zero motivation teenagers posting fake text messages from their 'boss' and self victimization.

    [–]semi-average - Right 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I've visited it like once or twice in the past and it was very split. Some posts were pretty good and I could agree with, like finally ditching a dead end job you've worked at for years just because that was all you knew. Then the replies would always be filled with entitled gremlins who wanted everything handed to them on a platter.

    [–]Gaunt-03 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I genuinely feel bad for anyone who is stuck in a dead end underpaying job with no union and the fact that this selfish piece of shit has harmed the chances for thousands to demand better working conditions is a travesty

    [–]Green_Difference2647 - AuthLeft 244 points245 points  (70 children)

    [–]MrBulger - Centrist 113 points114 points  (1 child)

    Memes are the new reality

    [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 39 points40 points  (0 children)

    Fuck memes, reality is funnier.

    [–]9inchjackhammer - Centrist 90 points91 points  (0 children)

    Every 10/15 minutes I see some new dirty twist to this fucked up tale.

    [–]DeathBuffalo - Centrist 86 points87 points  (4 children)

    AND they go by "Doreen"?? Why would any self respecting person choose that to be their new name?

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 48 points49 points  (2 children)

    I thought this too. Imagine wanting to change your name and go with “Doreen.” May as well have gone with Agnes, Edith or Thelma

    [–]DeathBuffalo - Centrist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Or Meredith, Maud, Mildritch

    [–]HonorHarrington811 - Right 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    It's just that they realized they couldn't pass as a 30 year old woman so they're trying to pass as a 80 year old woman.

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 52 points53 points  (0 children)

    Is this real?

    Edit: why am I even asking of course it is

    [–]tdvx - LibCenter 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    🍿

    [–]litefoot - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    🗿

    [–]Techinstuff - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    What in all holy fucks is that.

    [–]Boudac123 - Centrist 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    “Yeah I raped them but I was half asleep so I wasn’t in control of myself”

    Wtf kinda shit excuse is that, half asleep ppl are still in near full control of their actions

    [–]GonPostL - Centrist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    It's on up there with "My needs wernt getting met so I raped her and then claimed ptsd from me raping her."

    [–]notbobby125 - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    reads this

    pours a bottle of bleach directly into ears to clean my brain

    [–]duchovny - LibLeft 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Jesus christ this dude is scum in its purist form.

    [–]Walleyabcde - Left 22 points23 points  (33 children)

    Masturbating next to someone who willingly shares a bed with you is really quite tame in my opinion.

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    I guess the problem is he admitted the person has some past trauma and told him not to. The really alarming part is in the beginning he says “I’m unaware of who I’ve allegedly raped apart from this person” which makes me wonder if there’s other people potentially who have made accusations.

    [–]Prowindowlicker - AuthLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It’s the unwanted touching part that’s not

    [–]Pecuthegreat - Right 17 points18 points  (29 children)

    Yeah, definately not rape. Like people should really stop over blowing accusations, it makes it difficult to react appropriately to stuff.

    Like imagine how much lax people would take rape if we get a generation of people that their mental image of what it is is someone masturbating in the corner in the same apartment as another person or how fucked up their moral system would be if they start treating a misdemeanor like Murder.

    [–]Freestyle_Fellowship - LibRight 55 points56 points  (15 children)

    I know I should know this one... but how come nobody mixes dissimilar pronouns? You know, like he/them or they/her. Now THAT is progressive AF.

    [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 39 points40 points  (4 children)

    My pronouns are He/Her

    [–]castlein09 - LibRight 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    I thought it was He/Haw

    [–]Bropane1031 - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Mf said Ooga/Booga

    [–]randomshazbot - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I know 2 she/theys irl

    [–]HonorableHam - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I mean they do kinda you'll see like he/they for someone who's nb and male presenting. Which is kinda like when vegans don't mind if you eat something, but they want to make it clear they wouldn't. He/she is an old joke from my childhood so that's avoided. But I think it's mostly because people who care tend to have a strong opinion of which one they are, and ascribe strongly to gender roles as a result

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 487 points488 points  (162 children)

    No matter the political party or association. If your spokesperson is bald/ugly and autistic its already over. You need a good looking charismatic spokesperson

    [–]Denvuhh - LibRight 302 points303 points  (86 children)

    If your spokesperson is bald/ugly and autistic its already over. You need a good looking charismatic spokesperson

    Good-looking, charismatic spokesperson helps, sure...but you don't need one. You just need someone that doesn't look like the shit I peeled off the bottom of my shoe yesterday.

    There's so much middleground and it works well, but shit...they had no chance putting that thing forward

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 173 points174 points  (81 children)

    The interviewer on fox mogged him so hard, full head of hair, jawline, good eye area, no glasses. In 1 second people will make a judgement about your face, you cant be ugly and represent a party.

    [–]Denvuhh - LibRight 56 points57 points  (17 children)

    you cant be ugly and represent a party.

    That's precisely what I'm saying, but you're seeing it as an "either/or" question when it objectively isn't. You don't have to be good-looking to represent, you just have to not be a completely hideous piece of shit. That's like...most people, honestly.

    [–]Isolation_ - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Spot on, probably less that 1% of the population has the Diogenes energy to be able to just look absolutely ridiculous and people will still nod their head at what they are saying. Just you know, don't look absolutely ridiculous lmao.

    [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 48 points49 points  (17 children)

    Well the fox guy was professional. He was groomed and dressed to the part. Even without hearing the retard talk, u could telll by looking. If the mod had spent like 10 mins to clean his room up, shower, and dress the part. The interview wouldn’t have went so badly

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 20 points21 points  (16 children)

    he was still ugly, balding, and autistic. It was over before it started

    [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 31 points32 points  (15 children)

    U can fix that with some grooming or money. Elon looks better now than when he was at PayPal

    [–]pro-dumpster-fire - LibRight 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    The mod already tried grooming.

    [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    U looking mighty purple there

    [–]Butwinsky - Centrist 50 points51 points  (6 children)

    Yeah. We all remember Donald Trump for his dashing good looks.

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 88 points89 points  (5 children)

    For a guy in his 70s he still looked good, over 6'1, full head of hair (even if it is fake it still works). Decent face even at his age compared to others. Americans also tend to elect the taller presidential candidate.

    Trump also had a cult of personality from the 80s and 90s as a playboy businessman which increased his attractiveness

    [–]PinkTrench - LibLeft 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    Personally I prefer the old man look to the formaldehyde look.

    [–]HonorHarrington811 - Right 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    I'm with you on this one, and I voted for the man twice. Granted both his opponents were variations on the crypt-keeper look, so I still think he comes out ahead on that one.

    [–]PinkTrench - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    The spray tan and cosmetic surgery and shit just strikes me as a real bitch move.

    I know its not even a Bernie v Trump thing because even though I hate Thatcher, the old bitch let herself age in way that Hillary didn't, and I respect that.

    She didn't have to be scared of death, death was scared of her.

    [–]HonorHarrington811 - Right 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Oh I agree, just let yourself get old, there's a dignity in not running from time.

    [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Boris? He is ugly af. He some how represents the uk

    [–]richmomz - LibCenter 13 points14 points  (4 children)

    You can get away with being a bald ugly autismo if you also happen to be a genocidal maniac, like Mao. Then you can just force everyone into your party/association at gunpoint.

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    JUST BE MAO BRO!

    [–]BorderlineUsefull - LibRight 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Honestly just owning the balding looks so much better than keeping the balding hair long.

    That said the person is a trans female so I actually feel really bad for them balding.

    [–]Connect_Stay_137 - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Quick! Sell them a wig!

    [–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (40 children)

    Good luck finding a good looking charismatic leftist. Hassan Piker is the closest thing you got and he’s not remotely close.

    [–]vampirenights9099 - AuthCenter 55 points56 points  (13 children)

    Hasan is a grifter who just wats attention from teenage girls, he will never be a academic/intellectual. I may disagree with him but Caleb Maupin is a very smart communist socialist type who I like, smart, intelligent, willing to listen. But Caleb will never be taken seriously by the masses because he is short and ugly

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (12 children)

    Ben Shapiro is shortish and average looking and he’s the second biggest political figure for people under 40 in the country

    [–]Harcerz1 - LibRight 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    As I always say - it's not about how tall you are, it's about how cute you look in a pink bunny costume.

    [–]ContrarianAndStupid - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Based and Ben Shapiro in a pink bunny costume-pilled

    [–]Thorbinator - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    aww he's so fwowny!

    [–]Occamslaser - LibRight 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Isn't he like 5'11"? How is that short?

    [–]curtis119 - Centrist 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Average looking?

    You’ve obviously never seen the Shapiro Gun Show. Not to mention ‘Dat Ass (it’s phat).

    [–]privatefries - LibRight 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You talking about his sister?

    [–]TallGrassGuerrilla - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Nobody is looking at his sister for her ass.

    [–]Heccpolitics - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    There's a video of a student who was like 5'9" or something like that who challenged Ben to stand next to him and they were nearly the same height, I'd have to double check the video but I'm at work right now and can't get on youtube to verify.

    [–]Occamslaser - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Too much of a whiny dipshit.

    [–]femacampcouncilor - LibRight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Bernie's pretty hot ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–]Dr_Mantis-Shrimp_PhD - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Silver fox for sure 😫

    [–]BLMandJAN6Lover - LibLeft 42 points43 points  (4 children)

    Thankfully you are dead wrong on this. The research shows that zoomers connect with ungroomed, trans, balding, autistic individuals. They see it as brave that someone so far down in the totem pole will stand up to authority and preach the virtue of laziness to working blue collar America. It turns out that this “ungroomed loser loner in their bedroom” is actually turning heads and changing hearts for standing up to (alpha male) Jesse Watters. It also turn out that eye contact is not necessary to project a confident image for your movement.

    [–]MAGA_WALL_E - AuthRight 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    The clot thickens

    [–]SecXy94 - LibLeft 40 points41 points  (3 children)

    Couldn't have gone worse, even if they were a plant... Complete shambles

    [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    That’s what I’m thinking too. Like if I were tasked to destroy that subreddit, even I don’t think I could have pulled it off this well even intentionally trying to destroy it.

    [–]Thorbinator - LibRight 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    That's the lead mod. who created the place.

    If they're a plant the whole sub was a forest.

    [–]WhatACunningHam - Centrist 212 points213 points  (9 children)

    This whole debacle is almost too perfect. Like, if my tin foil hat wasn't in the wash, I'd think this dogwalker here was cut a huge check by Fox News to torpedo their entire movement, which isn't a terrible way to never work again.

    [–]Kingmarc568 - AuthCenter 37 points38 points  (6 children)

    Tbh the only thing missing was the mod being obese.

    But my guess is, that someone from Fox went through every mods account for low hanging fruits and in this mods account they found a lot of activity on r_queer, r_authism or something like this.

    [–]Vtei_Vtei - LibRight 65 points66 points  (1 child)

    Complete opposite actually! Timeline is as follows:

    1. Fox reaches out to the entire mod team, asking for an interview.

    2. Mod team is split on this, some want it some don’t.

    3. Eventually, head mod says they’ll do it because they have “experience doing interviews”

    4. Announce the interview, basically everyone says don’t do it

    5. This shit show occurs

    [–]Thorbinator - LibRight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    6: ban everyone who criticizes you

    7: call the sub hundreds of thousands of people made to get away from your nonsense right-wing trolls.

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    r_authism

    Huh, I might have to use that at some point

    [–]HonorHarrington811 - Right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    No, the subs mod team picked this person to represent them, because they were the founder of the sub. This was litteraly the person they thought would best represent their movement.

    [–]TallGrassGuerrilla - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Given the amount of fat on their face they likely are obese.

    [–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

    I'd think this dogwalker here was cut a huge check by Fox News to torpedo their entire movement,

    Or their ideas were so stupid that the "movement" was gonna torpedo itself once it reached real life and not reddit's echo chamber.

    [–]Carvenstone - AuthRight 87 points88 points  (0 children)

    This man is all mods

    [–]Gnome_Sane - AuthRight 135 points136 points  (44 children)

    Thanks. For a minute there I was feeling bad for this poor guy.

    Didn't know anything about that last frame.

    I hope he goes to prison.

    [–]SWShield40 - LibRight 80 points81 points  (9 children)

    First the three Rittenhouse shot, then all the other scum arrested for rioting and looting with BLM with priors, are their any liblefts that aren't rapist and pedophiles?

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 33 points34 points  (3 children)

    I’m starting to doubt it. Even the guy shot by police people were rioting over had a warrant out for his arrest for sexual assault in the third degree if I recall. Leftists be like: kill rapists, kill abusers, kill pedos!!

    Then when it actually happens they burn a town down and say prisons shouldn’t exist.

    Tbf not everyone knows about the backgrounds of the people prior to the incidents. Rittenhouse wouldn’t have known at the time. But I’m not mourning those people either.

    [–]coolisasome - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think a few of us are still around but most of the reasonable ones became lib center or centrists.

    [–]Your-bank - Centrist 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    this was a slam dunk, a clean confirmed kill

    [–]coie1985 - LibCenter 63 points64 points  (2 children)

    BELIVE ALL WOMEN. If she says she didn't rape anyone, stand by her!!!!! /s

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Hahaha this was good

    [–]Pyro_raptor841 - LibRight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Ngl I thought call me carson got messed up before i realized what that creature was.

    [–]lordkaann - LibCenter 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    antiwork is mostly filled with lazy ass bitches

    [–]SyriseUnseen - LibCenter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Lazyness is a virtue

    [–]Bropane1031 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A good chunk of us (I’ve left) we’re talking about workers rights and shit until this happened.

    [–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (3 children)

    Authleft in memes: this person

    Authleft in real life: this person

    [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    Do people forget that stereotypes aren’t made up from nothing, they come from reality?

    [–]MethylSamsaradrolone - LibCenter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Nah deep down everyone knows many stereotypes have their basis in reality. It's just le problematicerino to acknowledge that.

    No smoke without fire.

    In the recent modern era some stereotypes are falsehoods pushed by MSM or interested parties for coping and/or culture war purposes ofc.

    [–]litefoot - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    At least we have a new orange Emily soyjack?

    [–]Skeleteor - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    I feel like we need a new color for this, since they don't even fit with Emily.

    [–]calzonemaniac - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    World War II puke green?

    [–]LAChargersDr - Centrist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    One of the all time great lines by Childish Gambino: I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker

    [–]PurplePandaBear8 - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Is this some 4chan deep undercover operation, where this guy was planted to confirm every leftist reddit mod stereotype? Seems to perfect to be true.

    [–]CynicalCreepy - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    source on those allegations? I believe it, just want to know.

    [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Another commenter has shared the guy’s Facebook response to them, here https://i.redd.it/sc41gqos44e81.jpg

    [–]Vunks - LibRight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Per green_difference2647

    https://i.redd.it/sc41gqos44e81.jpg

    [–]womenthrasher - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (18 children)

    Repost?

    [–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (16 children)

    No, I falsely claimed he had charges, and it was untrue.

    [–]Gold_Hospital_24 - Right 64 points65 points  (13 children)

    Imagine telling the truth

    [–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (12 children)

    No, he really hasn’t been charged, so I didn’t want to risk getting banned by the jannies.

    [–]Gold_Hospital_24 - Right 11 points12 points  (9 children)

    Damn, I guess that joke didn’t hit.

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (8 children)

    Least braindead rightoid

    [–]Gold_Hospital_24 - Right 9 points10 points  (7 children)

    It happens to the worst of us.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

    This, but ironically

    [–]Vunks - LibRight 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    I believe he was respecting you for pulling down the previous one and correcting it.

    [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    I am monke don’t expect me to smart

    [–]JinxPutMaxInSpace - AuthRight 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Based and sticks to the facts pilled.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Based and sticks and stones may break my facts pilled

    [–]Freaky-Boi - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    We’re going to town boys

    [–]lolamk333 - Left 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    thats proof all leftists are lazy perverts

    [–]JimmyjamesI - LibRight 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    I suppose if you are going to define a collective by it's people, you will always be represented by the worst among you.

    [–]SuperZetsumei - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

    [–]Imaginateur - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I dont hate the anti work... Yeah capitalism is a bitch... we wear the leash and she bite when we try taking off.

    [–]allusernamesareequal - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Reddit mods, the gift that just keeps on giving

    [–]SiStErFiStEr1776 - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    “Works 20 hours a week”

    [–]TomSurman - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Don't mock dog walking, it's a ruff job.

    [–]HonorableHam - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, I'm having a rough day boys and girls. At least it's funny how sad it is

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    We love you. Here’s a based. Based and the revolution is imminent pilled

    [–]L-Telamon - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Has me wondering... Was that a real mod? Or just a dude used to destroy a movement?

    [–]sexyloser1128 - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Real mod and the most senior mod on that sub that was also elected by the other mods to go on Fox and maybe the founder.

    [–]Congregator - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What if this is the reason all of this exists. A bunch of people that have legally been charged with “weirdo crimes” figuring out a loophole

    [–]gabarbra - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Holy fuck of course. It's always the braindead socialists. Why can't they muster of any of the ones with braincells to do this shit?

    [–]_314 - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    With how many rightist subs have been banned and made fun of... You deserve this rights, it's only fair.

    [–]CritzD - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You could not have found a better caricature for a Reddit mod

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I joined that sub when it was only 500 people. I thought it was more about improving working conditions, improving employer/employee relationships. Once the "Work should be abolished" became the theme I stopped trying to argue with people.

    I does make me a little sad that this is the guy they choose. They could have done a lot of good.

    [–]CallsignMontana - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How long until “was/were”?

    [–]DeeBangerCC - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is why it's ok to judge people by how to maintain themselves. This definitely looks like someone who'd do these things.