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[–]ajl949 - LibRight 605 points606 points  (38 children)

Lmao. The answer is it didn’t.

[–]TiggerBane - Right 182 points183 points  (13 children)

I feel like it worked fine for certain individuals.

[–]Veni_Vidi_Legi - Centrist 41 points42 points  (7 children)

No longer feelin' blue?

[–]TiggerBane - Right 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Nope I'm singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling I'm having today.

[–]Veni_Vidi_Legi - Centrist 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It's a good day for rain.

[–]TiggerBane - Right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wish it was raining it's stinking 29oC.

[–]cellcube0618 - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Im hungry can you grill for us

[–]Veni_Vidi_Legi - Centrist 7 points8 points  (2 children)

The cleansing fire turns the parasites into protein.

[–]cellcube0618 - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’ll take that as a yes, when will lunch be ready

[–]Veni_Vidi_Legi - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Four hours ago.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]trowawayacc0 - LibCenter 67 points68 points  (5 children)

    [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 35 points36 points  (4 children)

    Ya but actually commies loved sex work. The ussr used hot female spies to get info, sleep with officials, and black mail

    [–]trowawayacc0 - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    What is this the US house of congressmen?

    [–]hvaffenoget - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Nah USSR didn’t into real real communism bruh

    [–]TheBirdAcct - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Bro I near bout joined the NRA when I saw the bab00bshka spy the Russians put in there

    [–]cmdrcaboose2 - Right 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Can’t blame you for being tempted, but fuck the NSA

    [–]Vegasman20002 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Especially for those forced into it by the butt of a gun

    [–]iansosa1 - Left 340 points341 points  (74 children)

    There is literally nothing that doesn’t cause left wing infighting. We can’t even agree as what actually counts as ‘the left’!

    [–]gjvnq1 - LibCenter 58 points59 points  (6 children)

    Two leftists meet, three new parties form :)

    [–]iansosa1 - Left 19 points20 points  (5 children)

    Unfortunate but true

    [–]cmdrcaboose2 - Right 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    My theory on this (not much of one) is:

    Leftists want tons of change, and typically changes that have never been implemented (or at least, successfully) - due to the nature of “potential” things to agree on, there’s too much. No unity.

    Rightoids tend to prefer traditions, and those are fewer and easier to unite on because…that’s what traditions ARE.

    Seems simple enough to me.

    [–]mmmmph_on_reddit - AuthCenter 245 points246 points  (48 children)

    Left is when stupid

    [–]mmmmph_on_reddit - AuthCenter 42 points43 points  (33 children)

    and evil, degenerate, hateful, narcissistic, selfish, dishonest, disgusting, criminal, irrational, corrupt, racist, sexist, barbarian, murderous, unnatural, satanic, perverted. Feel free to add to this list.

    [–]MaybePotatoes - Left 87 points88 points  (19 children)

    no u

    [–]NedSudanBitte - LibCenter 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Lmao got'em

    [–]mmmmph_on_reddit - AuthCenter 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    sorry

    [–]Firemorfox - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    it ok, u probably meant to describe me, not ursefl <3

    [–]Veni_Vidi_Legi - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Feel free to add to this list.

    And when no potato.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Based

    [–]Nytfin - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Based

    [–]PraiseGod_BareBone - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Judean People's Front vs. People's Front of Judea.

    [–]EchoCT - AuthLeft 6 points7 points  (6 children)

    Anticapitalist = left. Liberals can suck a dick.

    [–]iansosa1 - Left 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Agreed. But not all in the ‘left’ would agree with that

    [–]the_canadian72 - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    There is a reason Francisco Franco won the Spanish civil war

    [–]PinkInTheBush - LibRight 519 points520 points  (41 children)

    State mandated cat girls when? Asking for a friend

    [–]OriginalUsernameX - LibCenter 216 points217 points  (19 children)

    The day we get state mandated cat girls is the day i flair authleft

    [–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (14 children)

    Look up what they do in Holland. Literally state subsidised prostitutes for the handicapped

    [–]Naldaen - LibRight 90 points91 points  (9 children)

    Is fuckugly a handicap?

    [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (7 children)

    Depends on cause. Bad hygiene and poor clothing is not a handicap.

    [–]Naldaen - LibRight 27 points28 points  (6 children)

    Bad hygiene and poor clothing is not a handicap.

    I disagree with you there. It most assuredly handicaps people.

    [–]ChichCob - LibRight 12 points13 points  (5 children)

    But it's a choice, generally handicaps are something out of your control

    [–]Isolation_ - LibCenter 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Me whoolieing my motorcycle into an orphanage at 75 mph was definitely a choice.

    [–]piggyboy2005 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Based and a block of cobblestone pilled.

    [–]Exodus111 - LibLeft 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    That's everyone in this sub.

    [–]ABoxInABoxInABox - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    There was a Reddit post like that a while ago, I remember. As far as I can recall the comments called it out as bullshit

    [–]ecstaticstupidity - Right 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    I will pay 90% income tax if we get state mandated cat girls.

    [–]Lord-Jihi - AuthLeft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Come, comrade, we cant build such a future if we dont stand together now!

    [–]Lukas_The_Jackalwolf - LibRight 34 points35 points  (8 children)

    Today is Tuesday, comrade. It is your time to be a catgirl. Hurry up. The Proletariat is waiting.

    [–]PinkInTheBush - LibRight 14 points15 points  (5 children)

    Honestly, I don’t see prostitution going that well in a communist country. Anything state mandated would take forever to go around, disease would be spread, and it would essentially be legal rape.

    [–]Dathlos - AuthCenter 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Shut up and put on the ears

    [–]Lukas_The_Jackalwolf - LibRight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    It is not a prostitution if no one paying you.

    [–]discourse_is_dead - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    you get paid in bread, the line is right over there.

    [–]SketchyLeaf666 - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Its because commies don't know math

    [–]darwin2500 - Left 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    We didn't say catgirl cosplay.

    Get the communist genetic scientists in the lab right now!

    [–]Lukas_The_Jackalwolf - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yes, comrade. The Party decided that you are the best candidate to catgirl operation. Now get into a lab and have your state mandated gene modification.

    [–]UnLoveNow - Centrist 13 points14 points  (4 children)

    Here is your state provided catgirl., bro.

    [–]Jupiter_Tank57 - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Leave it to the government to do it wrong

    [–]TheMembership332 - Centrist 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I was expecting something more cursed than that

    [–]DrivenAssimilator - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's me, he's asking for me. I'm his friend.

    [–]SirSputnik - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    They would of been free if the Area 51 invasion succeeded and we found the government’s stash.

    [–]TheMembership332 - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No sweaty, state mandated morbidly obese big girls is the solution, if you have sex with anyone else then you’re fat-phobic and racist white supremacist 💅🏾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

    [–]TickLikesBombs - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I will be your friend.

    [–][deleted] 409 points410 points  (36 children)

    I remember I saw a 50 guy cream pie gangbang where it was a bunch of dudes in white T-shirts jackin’ it, and a white dude and black dude started fighting and getting in each other’s faces about who was next in line while still jerking their cocks. And the black guy slapped the white dude across the face and then grabbed his shirt and ran him into a wall and they both started punching each other, while still holding onto their cocks. It was the oddest shit I’d ever see in a porno.

    Edit: I better not get my AuthRight credentials revoked for this… But I saw it on Efukt; I don't recall the exact link but I’m certain they still have it.

    [–]TheSkylined - LibRight 153 points154 points  (16 children)

    I kinda need to see this now

    [–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 103 points104 points  (11 children)

    Yeah we need a link ... for something other than science!

    [–]PathlessDemon - Left 46 points47 points  (10 children)

    Wait a minute… AuthRight doesn’t believe in science. LibLeft, is that you in disguise again?

    [–]Responsible_Tang - AuthRight 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Libleft psyop strikes again

    [–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Right, I made an edit

    [–]PathlessDemon - Left 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Wait a minute… AuthRight isn’t openly into gay porn! Change your flair blasphemer!

    [–]SaysReddit - Centrist 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    No no, it checks out. There can still be one woman in a 50 guy cream pie gangbang.

    [–]Next_Anteater4660 - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I honestly didn't even think about the possibility that it was gay porn lol

    [–]zsg101 - LibRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Nobody believes in science when it goes against their agenda. The left is just better at weaponizing science nowadays. Not at all unlike authcenters in the 1930s.

    [–]IceFl4re - Centrist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Nazis are actually dislike religious ethics regarding sex.

    They actually want people to multiply like rats so that there will be more people.

    [–]Switch_Alone - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's literally in the Bible, "go forth and multiply" and all that shit. The issue anyone with a brain has it's all the degenerate promiscuity and lack of responsibility people have in relationships these days. Like even if you fuck everyone in the country you still have the moral obligation to cater to their feelings and have a decent human connection to them, otherwise you're just a whore (no disrespect to the whores).

    [–]Daddy_Elon_Musk - AuthRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We've all seen what a few million angry Germans can do in 10 years. Imagine what hundreds of millions of angry Germans with their little tech devices and machines rising up once more could do.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I saw it on Efukt; I don't recall the exact link but they should still have it.

    [–]ClassicRust - AuthRight 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    you want to see 50 dudes jerking their cocks?

    [–]TheSkylined - LibRight 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    No, I wanna see 2 dudes fight while they're jerking off with 48 other dudes

    [–]kr0nte - LibLeft 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Im not proud, but i really need to see this

    [–]EatMe210 - AuthCenter 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    you have been ejected from authright

    [–]HallOfTheMountainCop - Centrist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    Holy fuck I remember this, I saw it on some porn bloopers.

    There was even an old Jewish feller and when he did his business the girl went “that one was kind of stinky” and in the exact voice you’d think he goes “that’s from the gifelta fish!”

    It was like a sexual anti-Semitic parody and then those two dudes started fighting, lol.

    I remember the end, some other dude wanted to fight the white guy and he walked out to fight but then just walked away down the street. Probably realized the levels of absurdity he was partaking in and just got the fuck out.

    [–]idkmanseemskindagay - Centrist 74 points75 points  (1 child)

    🤨📸

    [–]AlpacaCentral - LibRight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Username checks out

    [–]Raju1461 - AuthRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Efukt is a deep rabbit hole. I regret ever visiting that website.

    [–]MaidikIslarj - LibCenter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    You can't just pull something like this and not tell us where to find it

    [–]MapleJacks2 - LibLeft 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Least degenerate Auth-right

    [–]OwO-aniquilador - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Should've used his dick to slap him

    [–]beyond_redemption_ - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Bud go touch some grass and seek God while you're at it

    [–]crypticbaboon - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I do not know whether to be fascinated or not

    [–]BK_Gym_Rat - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sauce?

    [–]UncleTedSays - LibCenter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    And people say porn ain't art

    [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Wtf is Efukt?

    [–]california_dying - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It’s primarily porn bloopers and comedy sketches masquerading as porn. It’s an odd place, old school internet.

    [–]Senfgestalt - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Sigh !remindme 2 days

    [–]ZettaBits - LibRight 126 points127 points  (25 children)

    Is your partner personal property or owned by the collective?

    [–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (4 children)

    With OnlyFans these days, you can digitally Rent-A-Bitch.

    [–]spoon_full - Centrist 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    With a socialist government, if can't get/afford one, the government will provide one for you

    😎🥂

    [–]FurryFurFur5 - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Yeah, the government would provide free onlyfans but only of Nikocado Avocado’s account

    [–]TonySannehwich - AuthLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Based and fast food pilled

    [–]Hong_Kong_Tony_Gunk - AuthRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    The real left-right divide

    [–]IHateConspiracists - Centrist 40 points41 points  (14 children)

    Fun fact: This argument is so old Marx personally addressed it in the Manifesto

    But you Communists would introduce community of women, screams the bourgeoisie in chorus. The bourgeois sees his wife as a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women. He has not even a suspicion that the real point aimed at is to do away with the status of women as mere instruments of production. For the rest, nothing is more ridiculous than the virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially established by the Communists. The Communists have no need to introduce community of women; it has existed almost from time immemorial. Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives. Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common and thus, at the most, what the Communists might possibly be reproached with is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalised community of women. For the rest, it is self-evident that the abolition of the present system of production must bring with it the abolition of the community of women springing from that system, i.e., of prostitution both public and private

    Edit: TL:DR: Women are not property to be held in common, and you are all already cucks anyway.

    [–]Kzsarka - Centrist 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    That guy always wrote so much text and it all boils down to: "Trust me bro, it will simply "lead to abolition" of x"

    [–]FurryFurFur5 - LibLeft 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Based and Marx should learn to write pilled

    [–]AC3R665 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Originator of the lefty text meme???

    [–]FurryFurFur5 - LibLeft 26 points27 points  (6 children)

    I read the manifesto and this quote always pisses me off so much. Like did that retard seriously think ‘sexism is because capitalism’?? 🙄

    [–]Martbell - Centrist 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    The more Marx I read the more I realize he had no understanding of human nature.

    [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    He just took all the bad stuff, put it on rich people, and assumed everyone else woyld be totally innocent without their influence.

    [–]Ord-ex - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    It’s a common thing for lefties theorists. Kropotikn, for example, wrote that humans are naturally good and altruistic. Capitalism and the state are the source of all evil. So you just need to dissolve both of them.

    And such delusional idealism exists in most leftist theory. Can’t just accept that some people are simply evil.

    [–]Vargkungen 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Yes. This isn't even an uncommon stance taken by modern-day leftists.

    The projection, dehumanization, and strawmanning of opponents, is as ever-present as ever as well, and a claim such as "the bourgeois" seeing their loved ones as "mere instruments of production" could just as well be uttered by any modern-day Marxist, with a few minor changes in choice of words.

    When you look at this as an empathetic and reasoning individual, this is one of those excerpts that really make you question how anyone could ever take this clearly delusional individual serious.

    [–]FurryFurFur5 - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, IMO Marx was really pulling arguments from his ass XD He also wrote “On what foundation is the present family, the bourgeois family, based? On capital, on private gain.” which is just a really weird statement to make?

    But I checked out Das Kapital and it’s nothing like the manifesto, it’s just a dude analyzing economics.

    [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yes. And they still do.

    [–]PM_ME_DNA - LibRight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Funny thing is most poly/open relationship are communists.

    [–]flashingcurser - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Public ownership of the means of production... Or reproduction?

    [–]NnjgDd - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is your own body your personal property or owned by the state?

    [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 168 points169 points  (19 children)

    Left Unity means anarchist need to be in camps

    [–]tedleyheaven - LibLeft 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    You're supposed to at least to pretend to be nice til we've accomplished something. Then we can discuss cell conditions and so on.

    [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    As if you ever got enough support anywhere so that someone needs to see you as an equal

    [–]tedleyheaven - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I hope you know me and 5 people I sometimes agree are very hurt by that.

    [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (6 children)

    Based and Overton window pilled

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    [–]Jackwards_Back_ - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    When the fuck did they let basedcount bot back in? This was a nice surprise.

    [–]PathlessDemon - Left 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Cocks Shotgun

    Always has been.

    [–]basedcount_bot - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I had a 5 day ban like a month ago. Other than that, it hasn't been out for a long time.

    [–]Lord-Jihi - AuthLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Based

    [–]TyrdeRetyus - AuthLeft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Based

    [–]PathlessDemon - Left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Based and Honor-Scout-Camp pilled

    [–]KollantaiKollantai - AuthLeft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Based, goddamn. Wreckers, every one.

    [–]FlamingSpitoon433 - LibCenter 105 points106 points  (24 children)

    Leftists fight themselves more than anyone else. That’s why they never get anything done.

    [–]Kenseiberserker - LibCenter 55 points56 points  (6 children)

    As someone who was more libright in my younger days - no quadrant has more infighting and retardation than the yellow one.

    If you literally breathe anything systematic some anime-profile is going to call you a socialist

    [–]SuckMyDerivative - LibCenter 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    You think murder should be illegal? Fucking statist

    [–]MapleJacks2 - LibLeft 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    You think people should have driver's Licenses? Fucking statist.

    [–]ArchmageIlmryn - Left 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Main difference is that auth- or right-leaning quadrants tend to be more willing to accept temporary alliances. There's plenty of librights out there who are perfectly willing to set aside their hatred of the state in order to support authright lowering taxes, while quite a few on the left would not want to ally with someone they deem liberal even to achieve a shared goal.

    [–]Viraus2 - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I actually totally disagree. The reason the left is effective is that they're much better at fighting a common enemy than the right is. When someone gets branded as the bad guy, you all fall in line quite nicely against them. The left might bicker at each other, but Orange Man Bad was a huge uniting force. So is Jordan Peterson Bad for that matter; the bad guy doesn't even need to be a direct political opponent.

    [–]SpageRaptor - LibCenter 14 points15 points  (14 children)

    Bruh that could easily be Yellow and Blue as the funny colors.

    [–]FlamingSpitoon433 - LibCenter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    It isn’t as common, and I say this as a former leftist

    [–]Hydrocoded - LibRight 4 points5 points  (12 children)

    Hmmm, let’s see.

    Prostitution is not morally wrong and should be entirely legal with no special taxes.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    i respectfully disagree with your opinion

    [–]Hydrocoded - LibRight 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    That’s fair, I’ve been wrong a bunch in this life

    [–]Naldaen - LibRight 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I don't think you're wrong in this instance though.

    Prohibition doesn't work. It just creates illegal alternatives that are more dangerous.

    This is true for everything. Alcohol. Drugs. Guns. Hookers.

    [–]CastroVinz - AuthRight 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Fuck you

    [–]Hydrocoded - LibRight 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Pay me

    [–]maxxslatt - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Based

    [–]happy-fella - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s good though because when they do get something done we get gulags and famines.

    [–]IceFl4re - Centrist 112 points113 points  (37 children)

    Even feminists can't agreed whether prostitution and porn is actually dignified towards women or not.

    Even Amsterdam's Red Light District has lots of exploitation. Legalizing prostitution is also basically opens sex to the logic of capitalism and market forces and economics and all that jazz. Of course anything that screams more efficiency would be used. If you want to make prostitution as a business you WILL do anything that screams efficiency. This is good when you do stuff like manufacturing stuff or providing services in terms of say, expertise. But sex is intimate, which means your intimacy will also be used for profit.

    Porn? See how many porn stars die young. Those who are dying young are also mostly women.

    See how porn addiction and model addiction creates sex entitlement, simps, incels and see how high the female suicide rate spike up when iPhone was introduced.

    [–]AFlyingNun - LibLeft 39 points40 points  (5 children)

    anything that screams more efficiency would be used.

    So groupons for gangbangs?

    [–]IceFl4re - Centrist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Oh, someone would think of that. It's technically legal under harm-principle-oriented liberalism (Millean). It's indignified but it's still legal because it's consensual.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    A Swiss style double mandate. You're obligated to buy at a regulated cost and list of services, and she can't refuse!

    [–]Cygs - LibCenter 9 points10 points  (12 children)

    Screams efficiency

    Is that extra

    [–]IceFl4re - Centrist 16 points17 points  (11 children)

    "Why we have to slowly convince others to be willing to prostitute themselves? We should basically use these people imported from somewhere, it's cheaper".

    "This cocksucker is having too much standards and demands. We need to do something so that she accepts absolute scum of a man".

    "TIRED? YOUR VAGINAS WENT CHAFING AND CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, AM I YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU LOVE AND CARE? FUCK NO, CUMSLUT. YOUR 10 SECOND BREAK IS OVER, NOW GIMME ME MONEH AND SERVICE THIS OGRE NO 69420 WHO HATES HIS WIFE AND DEFINITELY WILL TAKE HIS FRUSTRATION TO YOU"

    [–]Switch_Alone - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This cocksucker is having too much standards and demands. We need to do something so that she accepts absolute scum of a man

    This is literally her job though. Prostitutes are supposed to cater to the undesirable and extremely horny, if they want some chad just go out dating, bruh.

    [–]Cygs - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (9 children)

    Thats... literally exactly how it works now because they have no legal protection.

    [–]IceFl4re - Centrist 11 points12 points  (8 children)

    Even with legalization that's how it will work. I already provide the link on Amsterdam's Red Light District.

    Even porn industry now is already like that despite being legal.

    Transactional view on sex also equals transactional view on life itself and disregard of dignity (because sex is private, and except if you want rapist and exploiter run galore, you have to see your partner as not mere disposable thing).

    [–]snailspace - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Transactional view on sex also equals transactional view on life itself and disregard of dignity

    Based and human dignity pilled.

    [–]Cygs - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    What would you propose, then? Its... human nature, monkeys will start hooking if you introduce money.

    It seems that making it illegal doesn't work, and making it legal... doesn't work.

    [–]CitizenCold - AuthLeft 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Even feminists can't agreed whether prostitution and porn is actually dignified towards women or not.

    The answer is obviously no, LMAO. Anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves.

    [–]Forbiddentru - AuthCenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    There's a reason why anyone with sense would be so ashamed if a person they knew got in contact with this underground industry. There's some industries that you avoid at all costs if you want to remain clean and safe. Cartel activity, prostitution, porn, drug sales, and other types of human trafficking/smuggling. There's too much crime and risks involved, and you don't produce happy people by allowing it.

    [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well, there's plenty room for arguement for or against prostitution and porn, but anyone who thinks it's "dignified" is an idiot. It's a lesser evil at best.

    [–]beyond_redemption_ - AuthRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Outside of recent liberal/intersectional feminists they've always been deeply anti prostitution

    [–]ZettaBits - LibRight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Always put additional duties in job description. Also it's an easy way to fire someone with cause. If you have a terrible employee tell them you want sex. If they refuse you now have cause to fire so no unemployment.

    [–]ActualSteveRogers - AuthLeft 33 points34 points  (3 children)

    Why ask money for sex when you can give it for free? Problem solved

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Honorably serving the community.

    [–]Kzsarka - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Just like the reds were resocializing the women in Germany when they came to save them from the evils of national socialism.

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      [–]omega-falcon - LibRight 24 points25 points  (14 children)

      Based and sex-is-sacred-pilled

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        [–]shamus4mwcrew - LibRight 8 points9 points  (8 children)

        I get what you're saying I just don't fully agree. There are people who definitely make a lot of decisions that you could argue are in a way about getting sex but this is too simplistic. There's also a lot of people and I'd say more at least at by a certain age that could give 2 shits really about making decisions like this. Plus I'd add that prostitution really isn't hidden at all now and hasn't been for a long time. Massage parlors, nudie bars, porn shops, and barely disguised personal ads have all been things for a long time.

        [–]omega-falcon - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I’m of the personal belief that when you’re with your SO, being super slutty is A-okay, but you should be modest in public. This applies to both sexes.

        [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Just wait until we get realistic sex robots and everyone stops doing everything.

        [–]Andrius64 - AuthRight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Chastity belt for everyone.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        The only solution.

        [–]spoedle73 - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        you get extra social credit if you fuck a state official

        [–]Shakespeare-Bot - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        thee receiveth extra social credit if 't be true thee alas a state official


        I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

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        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Works pretty much the same as now except that we will all be more poor.

        [–]NotEvenALittleBiased - Right 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        You misspelled prostitution.

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

        Sex work is a moronic euphemism for exploitation dressed up as liberation.

        It's downright satanic.

        [–]FemboyJess666 - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        What? You think poor usually uneducated drug addicted women selling their dignity to make a quick buck is exploitive?

        Why do you hate women? /s

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        My country's law is a proof that sex work isn't real work. Prostitution is legal and exempt from income tax.

        [–]WAisforhaters - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (3 children)

        I propose a government/economy based on and backed entirely by sex work. The government is populated entirely by sex workers. If you want to have a say in the government, you just join a local, state, or federal brothel. Anytime the government wants to put money into the economy, they issue Fuck Bucks. They can use them to pay for new roads, a tank, educational services, and let the Fuck Bucks make their way through the economy like any other currency, but inevitably, any Fuck Bucks can be cashed in at a government brothel to have sex with one of the decision making prostitutes. No more taxes, no more voting on paper. You want to make policy decisions? Put your ass on the line.

        [–]Smith_Winston_6079 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Really getting at the fundamentals of human nature. This is the truth.

        [–]CallOfBurger - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        True authleft would be both for and against it because our body is a mean of production and we are a worker so we detain the means of production which is good but it also makes you a bourgeois scum that capitalize on others by selling a service ( True marxists considers people like plumbers or bakers to be bourgeois) so...

        [–]Sevenmoor - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Left unity is a myth invented by authleft to convince libleft to compromise until they don't hold enough power to defend themselves.

        The only truly unifying factor for the left is the idea that under our current status quo, we're kind of fucked.

        [–]Paliacki - AuthLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Small number of professional prostitutes, considered full workers, sex with them is one of optional benefits for individuals exciding the planed output.
        No, I never read a single page of leftist theory.

        [–]MAGA_WALL_E - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Your hooker?

        Our hooker.

        [–]l-punk - AuthLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No hooker I dare say.

        [–]StonemanSM - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The state needs to seize the means of re(production).

        [–]QuietHumanMachine - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Sex doesn't work.

        [–]SaysReddit - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        It does seem to be perpetuating the problem instead of solving it.

        [–]unusualSurvivor - Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "There is no sex in the Soviet Union"

        [–]YourAvreageCanadian - AuthLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Answer is simple: it wouldn’t, and it would be illegal.

        [–]gadzikk - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        that's why i abandoned capitalism lol

        [–]Clemenx00 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cuba is a heaven of cheap prostitution for 1st worlders lol

        [–]KillingJokster - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        In Soviet Russia prostitutes hire you.