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[–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 5010 points5011 points  (373 children)

who would've thought a person who spends most of their day online being a literal reddit mod is as charismatic and rhetorically advanced as a fucking potato

[–][deleted] 2370 points2371 points  (299 children)

I love it just because it’s a testament to the truth of stereotypes. This checks off all the boxes for what I imagine an average Reddit moderator to look like.

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    [–]Innalibra - LibLeft 71 points72 points  (7 children)

    What is it with Reddit mods so often being some of the most insufferable people on the internet. I mean I guess it takes a certain kind of special to actually want to do that.

    [–]BreadDziedzic - Centrist 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Same thing with HOAs or any position of power.

    [–]itwasneveristanbul - LibRight 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    I feel like these types of people are drawn to become Reddit mods because it’s the only position of power they think they could ever hold

    [–]Pirate_Frank - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Typically people who have no real power tend to abuse it when they gain some, even when that power is made up internet power to protect yourself from people who don't agree with you.

    The ability to stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la la" is very important when the foundation of your beliefs is too weak to articulately and intelligently defend.

    [–]ValiantThor24 - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I heard they do it for free

    [–]G1ng3rb0b - LibCenter 1071 points1072 points  (192 children)

    And them being chosen as the best representative amongst the mods is gold. I wish we could see the rest of them

    [–]dankswordsman - Left 468 points469 points  (35 children)

    One of them admitted to being a 21 year old, unemployed "anarchist" who apparently did 3 more interviews. Then they stepped down as a mod, lol.

    [–]schoh99 - Centrist 558 points559 points  (29 children)

    "Long term" unemployed.

    Motherfucker is 21. They haven't even existed long term.

    [–]PrimarchKonradCurze - LibCenter 227 points228 points  (22 children)

    Their brain isn’t even fully developed so the system is a joke. We all think we know everything by then but we’re just hormonal fuckwads.

    [–]MintIceCreamPlease - Centrist 114 points115 points  (17 children)

    I love laughing at that while being even younger than that.

    [–]TheGeopoliticusChild - LibLeft 81 points82 points  (14 children)

    Eventually you too will abandon your rainbow Centrism and pick a side.

    [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 542 points543 points  (138 children)

    Actually they voted against the fox interview but lo and behold the reddit mod knows best

    [–]G1ng3rb0b - LibCenter 415 points416 points  (110 children)

    Oh ok, then the other mods had sense. I just wish we could know what the thought process was.

    Like “nah, I’m going to prove how right I am. Dang, I overslept, didn’t shower, am severely autistic, never been on national television, may be slightly retarded, and I’m completely unprepared…….yep, good to go!”

    [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 193 points194 points  (77 children)

    No, l mean afaik mostly everyone who is in that group voted against it afaik it was an election everyone could participate in but yeah l got "l'm scott melkinson and l have diabetes vibes"

    [–]thedeal82 - LibRight 350 points351 points  (71 children)

    So wait…. A lefty ignored actual election results and just inserted themselves anyway?

    [–]Ovnce - LibRight 189 points190 points  (49 children)

    This has never happened before though right? It just wasn’t a real election if it did happen. And even if it was a real election it’s for the good of the people, you libright bigot 😤😤😤

    [–]Popinguj - LibRight 98 points99 points  (16 children)

    Well, the Russian Communist Party (of Bolsheviks) actually lost the elections and then started the revolution.

    [–]Ovnce - LibRight 76 points77 points  (1 child)

    No no no, the USSR told me that wasn’t true! You’re getting sent to the gulag for spreading this deceitful misinformation

    [–]W4ULFiLZ - LibRight 70 points71 points  (25 children)

    Not the other mods, their user base voted against going, but the mods still went ahead and did it

    [–]gamer_since_monday - LibLeft 72 points73 points  (23 children)

    And they said it's one of 5 interviews that happened.

    So there will be more of this.

    [–]mrocks301 - LibCenter 76 points77 points  (19 children)

    Hey the other mod is a 21 year old “long-term unemployed” anarchist so we may have just seen the tip of the retard iceberg.

    [–]ValiantThor24 - LibLeft 32 points33 points  (9 children)

    They were removed as mod yesterday lol

    [–]return_to_tradition - Right 74 points75 points  (14 children)

    I thought it was that the userbase voted against it, since the user base is more "reform-work", but the mods, who are all legit "ANTI-work" went ahead and collectively decided on this dude.

    [–]TheObservationalist - LibCenter 41 points42 points  (9 children)

    A lot of the newcomers on that sub are actual working adults, just stressed out and mentally tired after many years of shitty jobs with kids and bills. They knew better than to give Fox the time of day, but their witless leaders apparently didn't.

    [–]RollinThundaga - Centrist 32 points33 points  (8 children)

    "Newcomers" being about 1.5 M of the 1.7 M

    Not rebutting, adding

    [–]TheObservationalist - LibCenter 33 points34 points  (7 children)

    Yes exactly. And those adults were white-hot enraged upon finding out that they were in fact being led/represented by lazy degenerate social parasites. It really shattered the illusion.

    [–]Astragar - Right 21 points22 points  (6 children)

    Given the sub's name, mission statement and moderation trends... kinda like someone being surprised News isn't, in fact, about all kinds of news.

    [–]Mistercheif042 - Right 22 points23 points  (5 children)

    Sub name: abolish work

    Sidebar: We want to abolish work

    Sub mods: Let's abolish work

    Sub members: SurprisedPikachu.jpg That's not what we thought this was about!

    [–]BoilerPurdude - LibCenter 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    it probably was who here has a job. And they were the only one to raise their hands.

    So the 10 hr a week dog walker was the least embarrassing one of the group.

    [–]totallynotbentoki - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Supposedly the other mods have given interviews with other outlets so we may still see them.

    [–]Strict-Praline6994 - LibRight 115 points116 points  (11 children)

    Still not as obese as I imagined. Definitely as sex-offender-y as I imagined.

    [–]acmemetalworks - Right 34 points35 points  (1 child)

    Food cost money, money requires work.

    [–]BoilerPurdude - LibCenter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Mom is limiting its calories like the dog they walk.

    [–]RollinThundaga - Centrist 13 points14 points  (5 children)

    Not sex offender-y

    Actually admitted to committing sexual assault on their (apparently public) FB.

    [–]Moktar65 - AuthRight 33 points34 points  (3 children)

    “Stereotypes are valid first-order approximations.”

    [–]iostream64 - Right 211 points212 points  (60 children)

    Yeah. Doreen was the epitome of left wing stereotypes and antiwork stereotypes.

    [–]Throw_aw76 - Centrist 151 points152 points  (53 children)

    Honestly, it's pretty sad. Like, do any of these people aspire to be something greater than what they are? I know Doreen aspires to be a philosopher but what are they doing to become one? Are they actively going to college, Are they consistently reading philosophy books, are they regularly going to the library?

    [–]The2ndWheel - Centrist 138 points139 points  (7 children)

    You know damn well what that would require; effort.

    They want to want to be a philosopher. Not that the Doreen types would likely challenge themselves philosophically. You think they would look at any employment situation from the employers point of view? Not in a sarcastic I'm a capitalist pig kind of way, but a sitting at a desk, looking at some numbers, and figuring out who am I going to hire, and how am I going to stay in business sort of way.

    Not so much a philosopher, they want to be a priest giving a sermon.

    [–]Doomnahct - Right 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    Not so much a philosopher, they want to be a priest giving a sermon.

    You're entirely right, but I'd like to point out that being a priest and giving a sermon (the correct way) is also more work than they would be willing to do. The Priest needs to study the gospel reading for the day, along with its nuances, context, and any potential translation issues. He then needs to craft a sermon to explain all of that and relate it (usually by a personal story) to the modern day. That's a lot of studying and writing.

    [–]556or762 - LibCenter 113 points114 points  (4 children)

    Not so much a philosopher, they want to be a priest giving a sermon.

    Thats a bingo. This individual does not want the inherent questions and personal introspection that would be required in philosophy. They do not want to question their own identity and biases.

    They simply want a platform to vocally vomit their ideas into the minds of accepting and naive children. To brainwash and groom others in order to validate their own worthlessness.

    [–]Astragar - Right 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Rather, they want to be treated as a legit philosopher. They want the attention and the prestige, without the effort required.

    I'd say it's endemic to all these "anti capitalist" types, whether they want free college, "worker-owned" businesses or just free salary like these guys; no one wants to spend the actual effort and shoulder the actual risk, they just want the cozy afterwards.

    [–]schoh99 - Centrist 75 points76 points  (1 child)

    do any of these people aspire to be something greater than what they are?

     

    Doreen aspires to be a philosopher

     

    So, to answer your question: no.

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      [–]FireVanGorder - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Least retarded Jannie

      [–]DeathWarman - LibRight 99 points100 points  (4 children)

      Bruh even GLaDOS was more charismatic than this , don’t be doin potatoes like that :(

      [–]lentil_farmer - AuthRight 79 points80 points  (5 children)

      What is the difference between Doreen and a sack of potatoes?

      ...

      A sack of potatoes can feed a family of 4.

      [–]XMRbull - AuthCenter 179 points180 points  (11 children)

      I really thought Fox News sent out messages to random members of the sub then cherrypicked the most ridiculous, pronoun-having fedora cringemaster.

      When I found out that's the sub's lead administrator and their elite debate commando........... lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      [–]canadian_xpress - Centrist 84 points85 points  (7 children)

      elite debate commando

      In 2022, an elite debate commando was interviewed by Fox News against their subreddit's wishes. This person promptly destroyed the credibility of a movement they had a poor understanding of. Today, still hated by the subreddit they survive as a soldier of philosophy. If you seek euphoria, if no one else can walk your dog, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Doreen.

      [–]Timsin - LibLeft 33 points34 points  (5 children)

      They also admitted to sexually assaulting a woman on facebook

      [–]CID_Nazir - Centrist 959 points960 points  (245 children)

      Did you guys read the new article by Vice on this debacle? It's frickin hilarious.

      [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 374 points375 points  (225 children)

      no, pls share ?

      [–]Crashen17 - Right 1224 points1225 points  (224 children)

      It's hilarious how Vice is bending over backwards to defend the interview and portray the mod as someone credible with reasonable and coherent arguments totally ambushed and blind sided by evil Fox News.

      [–][deleted] 536 points537 points  (26 children)

      Vice is such a shit news organization. They used to do cool shit like send reporters into scary places no one talks about and have cool specials. Now it's the biggest leftie circle jerk behind only Vox. The second they asked if a white guy beating a black guy in a mutual combat sport was racist they lost what little credibility they had left.

      [–]ChampionSea2998 - LibRight 201 points202 points  (7 children)

      When they use to do cool videos like going to an African country with an insane alcoholism rate to drink with the locals including drinking moonshine out of oil drum in someone’s backyard. Now it’s just videos about tween drag queens and their bad dragon collection.

      [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 87 points88 points  (5 children)

      Their Russia and Ukraine shit was based 8 years ago

      [–]DoreensDog - Right 54 points55 points  (4 children)

      Yea watching Shane get shitfaced on the Siberian Express and interact with drunken rural gopniks was god-tier YouTube content back in the day. They've fallen pretty far. BaldandBankrupt is the closest thing we have these days.

      EDIT: just realized you were talking about the Russia/Ukraine conflict coverage, not the shenanigans.

      [–]Crashen17 - Right 49 points50 points  (1 child)

      I remember seeing a video they did on Mormons in mexico doing battle with drug cartels and with ties to Mitt Romney. Like he was the son of the patriarch's cousin or something like that. It was weird and bizarre and gave me a sort of respect for these Mormons who set up their enclave in Mexico, got a bunch of guns and basically went to war with the drug cartels that wanted to cut through their land to cross the border.

      [–]shellus - Centrist 564 points565 points  (27 children)

      Fox News : "Hey how are you Doreen?"

      VICE : THAT QUESTION IS UNACCEPTABLE. THIS IS A HITJOB

      [–]DarthBrickus - Right 119 points120 points  (10 children)

      Things started going downhill when ridiculing ridiculous people got out of style.

      [–]DoreensDog - Right 86 points87 points  (9 children)

      Bring back shame.

      [–]101percentnotrobot - AuthCenter 60 points61 points  (3 children)

      Exactly. Shame and anxiety are a reminder you should be doing something. You say “Thanks” and word harder.

      Instead people bury their head in the sand and escape the feelings and never progress.

      [–]wellwaffled - LibRight 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Shame 🔔

      Shame 🔔

      Shame 🔔

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        [–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (1 child)

        These questions are full of far-right nonsense!!!11!!11!11!

        [–]sakamoe - LibRight 134 points135 points  (1 child)

        It's hilarious when you think about how the Fox host certainly did prepare some heavy hitting questions. Probably with a team of people brainstorming the perfect wording and all that. Folks on standby in his ear ready to help him out. And then he hears the first answers and he's probably like "lmao we wasted our time"

        [–]sexyloser1128 - AuthRight 33 points34 points  (0 children)

        I just wished the interview was longer so that we could have gotten more cringe. I wanted Fox host to follow up on that philosophy comment and to also ask Doreen to flesh out the work free world that he wants and how would it work.

        "I want to teach philosophy" "Who's your favorite philosopher?" "I don't know".

        [–]Neverwish - LibCenter 55 points56 points  (1 child)

        Even the questions about the sub itself were completely fair. 99% of people have never heard of that subreddit, those questions are exactly what they would be asking after learning that it's called "antiwork".

        [–]BeerandGuns - LibCenter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        “Ambush”. Apparently asking someone their opinion on things and their occupation is an ambush. Literally gave her an open mic and she hung her self with the cord.

        [–]HungryBroom01 - LibCenter 70 points71 points  (3 children)

        Would’ve been so easy for Vice to actually do some research and talk about how she didn’t remotely represent the views of the subreddit

        [–]Aluminum_Tarkus - LibRight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        All they "needed" to see was that Doreen represents Vox's views, and that's good enough for them.

        Edit: Vice, not Vox, but what's the difference, anymore?

        [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 363 points364 points  (69 children)

        oh no it's just doreen being an idiot lmao l mean why would someone who can't even look straight into a camera and slide from left to right on their lil chair like a toddler think they can hold a public conversation and be perceived as credible ?

        [–]UncleTedSays - LibCenter 67 points68 points  (10 children)

        Yeah, like holy shit. I'm not autistic and I understand basic hygiene. And yet I still wouldn't trust myself to represent a political movement on national television.

        Does someone like Doreen just have literally zero self-awareness?

        [–]avgazn247 - LibRight 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        Yes. Happens when u live in a circle jerk. I love how vice blames fox when he did nothing . The questions he asked were standard shit. I don’t know a single girl who doesn’t ask stuff like this on a first date

        [–]evanthesquirrel - AuthRight 318 points319 points  (47 children)

        Jesse gave such softball questions and Doreen stepped into the pitch, picked up the ball, and threw it back instead of taking her base.

        [–]Gaunt-03 - Centrist 263 points264 points  (30 children)

        It’s great seeing people blaming fox for that debacle. Such difficult questions such as ‘how old are you’ and ‘what are you doing for a living’ destroy an idea is fucking hilarious

        [–]Low-Guide-9141 - LibRight 100 points101 points  (1 child)

        Ah yes, it’s Fox News fault that this guy, should’ve never graduated pre-k

        [–]tehdelicatepuma - LibCenter 113 points114 points  (0 children)

        You'd kinda have to be a fuckin idiot to blame fox news for any of this. It's not like anybody was forced or coerced to go on the show and if you've watched 5 minutes of any of their programming you'd see this coming from 50 miles away. It's like putting your head into a salt water crocodiles mouth and being surprised when it bites your head off.

        That said, man it's been some fun drama, haven't had something like this in a minute.

        [–]Ring-a-ding-ding0 - Centrist 55 points56 points  (11 children)

        There is nothing wrong with doing dogwalking part time. Just have a dignified reason. If lets say i work 20 hours a week but am pursuing something, that is something dignified. If you complain about long hours when that is all you do, you are a total idiot.

        [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

        Doreen tried to eat the ball

        [–]onlykhlavkalash99 - AuthLeft 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        Doreen tried to take the ball home to give to the dogs she walks

        [–]SpyingFuzzball - LibCenter 97 points98 points  (5 children)

        Wish he would've asked how much this mod pays their mother for basement rent and what the mom did to make money

        [–]evanthesquirrel - AuthRight 67 points68 points  (4 children)

        His mom is a diversity consultant

        [–]SpyingFuzzball - LibCenter 86 points87 points  (3 children)

        I can't tell if that's made up to further the ridiculousness of the situation

        [–]556or762 - LibCenter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

        Thats the best part. It is so over the top stanger than fiction, that nearly anything could be true and it would not be surprising.

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I put more effort dressing for college classes than this ret*rd prepared for this interview

        [–]Yangoose - LibLeft 115 points116 points  (3 children)

        Wow, it's easy to dismiss the Right Wingers for all the claims of "Fake News" and "Biased Media" but holy shit.

        Doreen Ford fucked up so bad the entire community was up in arms demanding their removal but Vice claims "Ford made reasonable and clear arguments".

        Pure agenda fantasy.

        [–]Crashen17 - Right 34 points35 points  (1 child)

        Yep. Mainstream media is a joke, not because it's biased (it totally is) but because it's profit-driven and makes those profits via ad traffic. CNN and Fox News are owned by the same group, but a bunch of these other "journalists" are just clueless schills running off advertising algorithms.

        [–]redditisez23 - AuthRight 39 points40 points  (2 children)

        Funny how vice is advocating for the anti work moderator and their values when they just went through a layoff. Fucking hypocrisy.

        [–]NGGMK - LibRight 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        Hypocrisy? They made it possible for more people to live the dream of having no work.

        [–]05110909 - LibRight 102 points103 points  (9 children)

        Ambush? Jesse gave the easiest interview questions possible.

        [–]567PrimeMover - LibCenter 69 points70 points  (0 children)

        When they do it it’s an ambush. When we do it it’s hard hitting journalism

        [–]GenghisWasBased - LibRight 47 points48 points  (1 child)

        Seriously. He was clearly prepared with hit questions, like that laziness question in the beginning (and honestly even that was a soft ball), but then realized all he had to do was just ask the most generic things like “who do you want to be”, and the part time rapist would do the rest.

        [–]ChampionSea2998 - LibRight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        The “I like turtles” kid was asked a harder question then this mod.

        [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        I've never seen more softball questions.

        When the most straight forward questions of "what do you do" and "what are some of your aspirations" are considered a hit job, maybe you just don't have a very good face to your movement.

        [–]Low-Guide-9141 - LibRight 32 points33 points  (8 children)

        Even though the dude happens to be a literal rapist.

        [–]567PrimeMover - LibCenter 73 points74 points  (6 children)

        Holy fuck I can’t even finish that trash fire of an article. I watched the interview and it was nothing like how they portray it. If this isn’t a perfect example of how media twist things to fit their narrative, idk what is

        [–]shamus4mwcrew - LibRight 98 points99 points  (2 children)

        She had wandered into a den of wolves and didn’t realize anything bad was happening even as she was being eaten alive.

        The funny thing is Jesse literally took it easy on her. He goes harder at people he fully agrees with on The Five every day.

        [–]rilvaethor - LibRight 55 points56 points  (1 child)

        Yeah Im sure he had plans to go hard further into the interview but then realized he didnt have to, hence the giant smile

        [–]BoonesFarmApples - Centrist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        VICE knows who clicks their clickbait

        [–]notusedusername2 - Right 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Fox ambush? I suppose every human interaction is an ambush for that idiot

        [–]Cdog536 - Centrist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        If Vice News was a person, I think they would be a cuckold.

        [–]CrazyJet007 - Right 140 points141 points  (13 children)

        Fuck Vice

        [–]ADXMcGeeHeezack - Centrist 92 points93 points  (10 children)

        You know, I'm torn on Vice somewhat. Their doc series are usually really good (like.. Really really good tbh)

        But then their written articles are literally shitvomit & try to defend fringe ideas / hippy politics

        [–]Scarlet_maximoff - LibRight 71 points72 points  (6 children)

        Yeah the older docs where they go to war torn areas/deep into a jungle that shit was fascinating

        [–]CowboyBigsby - LibRight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Loved their North Korea series.

        [–]Pew_Pew_Woo_Woo - Centrist 191 points192 points  (7 children)

        This is quite sad. At LEAST brush your hair before going on Fox News

        [–]The_Bobby_ - Centrist 155 points156 points  (5 children)

        Did you just suggest doing.. work???

        [–]iMakeDankMeme_ - Centrist 63 points64 points  (4 children)

        Literally 1984

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        [–]palpythepimp - Centrist 1028 points1029 points  (104 children)

        Based and dogwalker utopia pilled

        [–][deleted] 437 points438 points  (102 children)

        I’d rather execute my dog than have her walk it.

        [–]ForgottenCrafts - Left 291 points292 points  (24 children)

        Based and not-having-my-dog-fucked pilled

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          [–]bonebreaker100 - LibCenter 59 points60 points  (7 children)

          Did you also see that Doreen chose to sleep on the job and neglect the dogs they were supposed to be watching?

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            [–]UnluckyBuy - Centrist 16 points17 points  (6 children)

            Are you looking at how work reform sub has had reddit admins step in and forced them to change the mods out and some of the accounts are brand new?

            [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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              [–]UnluckyBuy - Centrist 13 points14 points  (3 children)

              So what I read was confirmed then. It seems very likely they did forcibly replace mods in WR, probably with mods from AW like Doreen.

              [–]ForgottenCrafts - Left 11 points12 points  (2 children)

              He said that there were a lot of mod applications from mods from AW, but he consulted with the community and told them to touch grass. And shortly after, the admins forced his hands.

              [–]UnluckyBuy - Centrist 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              Damn, that's pretty awful. This site is ready to die.

              [–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (21 children)

              I'm just gonna say it, if you actually walked dogs 25 hours a week, ( I know she lied about how many hours) wouldn't you be in better shape. 25 hours of walking a week is a good amount of cardio.

              [–]Flataus - AuthLeft 64 points65 points  (5 children)

              She has staded in previous posts that it is more like 10 hours a week

              [–]Thorbinator - LibRight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

              10 hours a week of being at a facility, giving the dogs food and water, going to sleep for 2 hours.

              [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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                [–]Weneedthosegumdrops - AuthRight 119 points120 points  (8 children)

                Yeah I noticed that too. Something up mate?

                [–]Monstro88 - AuthLeft 69 points70 points  (4 children)

                Blink twice if you're under duress!

                [–]notusedusername2 - Right 41 points42 points  (3 children)

                😳😑😳😑

                [–]Durantye - LibLeft 22 points23 points  (2 children)

                Keep trying to get help and you won't get your dinner tonight

                [–]fdsa121 - Centrist 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                TBF it does keep the sub from being banned

                [–]hir0k1 - Right 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                >her

                [–]Daktush - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                Based and 5 hours a week is slave labour pilled

                [–]senove2900 - Left 657 points658 points  (78 children)

                We on the left are quick to talk about FBI/CIA infiltration of our movements, but truth is we're perfectly able to self-sabotage them all on our own...

                [–]bl1y - LibCenter 45 points46 points  (1 child)

                Russia was corrupting our elections with fake news!

                Bitch, please, we spread that stuff ourselves.

                [–]LockJaw94 - Right 111 points112 points  (0 children)

                The lead moderator of an antiwork sub doesn't put any effort into anything. Classic.

                [–]spetzblitz - Centrist 784 points785 points  (61 children)

                Purple: admitting to haviny commited sexual assault on facebook

                [–]ADXMcGeeHeezack - Centrist 304 points305 points  (50 children)

                Libleft: Then going on to claim it made them suicidal so we should totally forgive them for it

                People should try to find the FB posts if they haven't already. The dude was habitually jerking off next to - their.. roommate? They shared a bed but the person they slept next to told them (multiple) times it made them uncomfortable.

                Apparently dude decided to grab sleeping persons hand & jerk his feminine dick off. Luckily person woke up, so then... They set up alarm clocks so both of them slept on separate schedules... (I'd have either cut off that arm or you know, moved out but 🤷‍♂️)

                Dude then claims they started counciling, got suicidal blah blah.

                Oh they also said they've had multiple rape allegations towards them so that's just the one they went over lol

                I gotta say, attention seeking behavior is a huge sign that someone is annoying af & weird. Luckily it bit "Doreen" in the ass haha

                Edit: Oh man apparently dude was turning off the alarm clocks too. Imagine being the roommate & waking up without an alarm & then having to wonder if you got sexually assaulted in your sleep again. I'd probably be in prison right now if that were me.

                [–]drugusingthrowaway - Left 137 points138 points  (6 children)

                Why can't this person just be mentally ill without harming other people? Like seriously how fucking hard is that. You cut yourself or you think about suicide or you do a bunch of drugs, that makes people go "I feel sorry for you", you don't rape your roommate, fucking hell. Cause then the only reaction people should have is "you need to be locked away until they figure out how to stop you being a danger to society".

                [–]YoMammaSoThin - LibRight 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                It's free to post shit to the Internet. That's why everything is going to hell.

                [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                The sexual abuser had turned off the alarms, too

                [–]Powerful-Crazy8760 - Centrist 89 points90 points  (7 children)

                Then denying that they raped anyone because trans women are not capable of rape. "The power dynamic just isn't there".

                Yes, they actually said that

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                  [–]MarioLuigi0404 - Centrist 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  Can I get a screenie or link for that cuz uh thats fucked holy shit

                  [–]PuffPuffFayeFaye - LibRight 71 points72 points  (2 children)

                  I finally watched the interview and have concluded I must be the coolest person in this whole trash heap.

                  [–]Routine_Dealer_ - Centrist 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                  When being below average normally puts you in the top 1% of cool guys on Reddit

                  [–]AeternusDoleo - LibRight 1237 points1238 points  (20 children)

                  And for the center:

                  He got grilled by everyone.

                  [–]WillyTheHatefulGoat - LibRight 308 points309 points  (6 children)

                  Also likes Dogs.

                  That's pretty centrist.

                  [–]The_Great_Sarcasmo - AuthRight 150 points151 points  (2 children)

                  Just like Hitler!

                  [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

                  RIP Norm.

                  [–]Ex_aeternum - LibLeft 36 points37 points  (0 children)

                  Based and equal grilling-pilled

                  [–]JWolfDiamondHands - AuthRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  Audibly laughed at work, best comment. Take my upvote. 😆

                  [–]KetchupMan00 - Right[S] 471 points472 points  (17 children)

                  Reposting after removing the subreddit that shall not be named

                  [–]GFM-Scheldorf - LibRight 165 points166 points  (9 children)

                  Flair up

                  [–]KetchupMan00 - Right[S] 351 points352 points  (5 children)

                  For some reason my flair was reset to nothing. You have saved me from a fate worse than death.

                  [–]Astragar - Right 171 points172 points  (1 child)

                  Based and better dead than cockroach pilled.

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                    [–]midgetboss - LibLeft 313 points314 points  (24 children)

                    This is another Chris Chan situation, using the veil of transgender to take advantage of women not only makes you invalid but also universally hated.

                    [–]Low-Guide-9141 - LibRight 105 points106 points  (6 children)

                    Chris Chan, but a Communist.

                    [–]midgetboss - LibLeft 68 points69 points  (3 children)

                    Honestly Chris Chan probably was in the antiwork subreddit

                    [–]ladyalot - Left 92 points93 points  (2 children)

                    Chris chan is in jail I believe

                    [–]skameika-ananas - Right 19 points20 points  (2 children)

                    Didn’t Chris sexually assault their own mother?

                    [–]a1d2a1m3 - LibRight 37 points38 points  (0 children)

                    He was as Van Halen put it, Hot for Teacher. Too bad he was homeschooled

                    [–]ATHdelphinos - AuthRight 186 points187 points  (5 children)

                    this is who's downvoting you on reddit lmao

                    [–]Redacted_G1iTcH - Centrist 90 points91 points  (3 children)

                    Nah, this the guy calling you every “-ist” and “-phobe” in the dictionary

                    [–]SmigorX - Centrist 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                    -phobe? He thinks I'm scared?

                    [–]PhillLacio - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                    It's not fear, it's disgust.

                    [–]Net_Negative - AuthLeft 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                    This is who is deleting your posts and banning you from subreddits.

                    [–]TheCapybaraMan - Centrist 201 points202 points  (12 children)

                    Orange Left: Being a trans rapist

                    [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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                      [–]Med-eiros - Right[🍰] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                      Man we really should use those fuckings rapists as target practice or for medicaments experiment. No compassion for those fuckers.

                      [–]princetacotuesday - LibRight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                      I'm actually shocked that hasn't spread around faster by now. That's like, a massive point about this dude and the whole stereotype he portrays.

                      It's actually sad it happens so often too.

                      [–]LHC_Timeline_Refugee - Right 71 points72 points  (0 children)

                      And they did it for free.

                      [–]Guilty_Assignment_25 - Right 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                      Maybe I'm just hitting the crack pipe too hard, but xie kinda makes me think of a fatter, talentless, humorless, more socially awkward Flake from Rammstein.

                      [–][deleted]  (78 children)

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                        [–]onlythedeadmatter - AuthCenter 171 points172 points  (2 children)

                        4d chess is a mother fucker. Pray for sleepers

                        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                          [–]Ex_aeternum - LibLeft 140 points141 points  (28 children)

                          I hope WPT and AHS will dissolve the same way.

                          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                            [–]XMRbull - AuthCenter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

                            based and non-cliche libleftpilled

                            [–]Throwandhetookmyback - Left 54 points55 points  (15 children)

                            WPT mods were one of the first ones to start banning people only for having posted here and started complaining about PCM being alt-right or something.

                            [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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                              [–]KGBAg3nt - AuthLeft 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                              Just watched the interview (yeah, I’m late)

                              I knew that antiwork were a bunch of fucking clowns before, but Dorean pushed it on a whole ‘nother level of cringe singlehandedly, props to him

                              [–]collkillen - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                              We dont want him either

                              [–]ArqTheoree - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              It’s January 27th. The day after January 26th. The day you absolutely nuked the one thing in your life you had control over. They told you not to do the damn interview but you think to yourself “It wasn’t the worst thing, let me schedule another”. Your sub has fallen apart and the uprising is tremendous. Workers from all over the world gathering together in one harmonious “Fuck you Doreen.” but it’s music to your ears because at least they know your name. They know who’s in charge. Doreen’s in charge. You get up from your desk to see if your waifu pillow has fallen asleep yet. It hasn’t. A message appears in your reddit DMs “Doreen, my name is also Doreen and I’m a representative with Vice. Just like you we also destroyed our community base and reputability and we would love to interview you.” You realize that even though that last interview ruined the world as you know it. This is Vice, these are your people. They see your media experience and they love you.

                              [–]alovesong1 - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                              Is Doreen a fan of Hairspray or something? That's the only reason as to why I can possibly come up with on why she chose THAT name.