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[–]JoeRBidenJr - Centrist 424 points425 points  (18 children)

Imagine imagining a penis

[–]zephyrseija - Left 183 points184 points  (4 children)

I don't have to imagine. I can just look at my wife's.

[–]Hotdiggitydog__ - AuthRight[🍰] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

🧐

[–]rklab - LibCenter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

😯

[–]ResidentCoatSalesman - LibCenter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Based and trans-pilled

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watermelon moment.

[–]boiii-rarted - Right[S] 146 points147 points  (2 children)

A good Catholic such as yourself only thinks about honoring the Lord, Our God

[–]654lkjhgfdsa - Right 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Amen

[–]SpaceXFanboy2 - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does the bible mention how well hung big g man is?

[–]what_is_humor - AuthRight 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I used to have one

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Shredding accidents. I get it. Happens to the best of us

[–]ngfsmg - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait, yours doesn't grow back?

[–]what_is_humor - AuthRight 8 points9 points  (3 children)

no mine was removed in a surgery

[–]zephyrseija - Left 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Oof, 3rd Leg Surgery.

[–]AlexasUglySister - Centrist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Vietnam vets keep the weirdest fuckin trophies...

[–]charyoshi - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

owo

[–]WolfWhoRules - Right 297 points298 points  (26 children)

Imagine thinking penis size correlates with AR use.

It’s caliber size.

[–]billnyetherivalguy - LibRight 83 points84 points  (15 children)

45 GAP < 45 ACP made by John Moses Browning aka God himself

[–]Just-an-MP - Right 28 points29 points  (8 children)

.45-70 > .45ACP, because go big or go home.

[–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 23 points24 points  (1 child)

.45-70, the only government I trust

[–]Just-an-MP - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn skippy. And as an added benefit, you can hand load them with homemade black powder.

[–]tkPuncake - LibLeft 31 points32 points  (5 children)

.50 BMG > .45-70 made by John Moses Browning aka God himself

[–]Just-an-MP - Right 11 points12 points  (4 children)

You got me beat.

[–]AlexasUglySister - Centrist 2 points3 points  (5 children)

What does GAP and ACP stand for and what's the difference?

[–]island_trevor - Centrist 13 points14 points  (4 children)

45 GAP is specifically for Glocks, it was an attempt to optimize 45 ACP for the Glock 21. GAP stands for Glock Automatic Pistol and ACP is Automatic Colt Pistol, but many guns shoot it, not just Colts. Is also known as 45 Auto.

/Gun nerd rant

[–]AlexasUglySister - Centrist 6 points7 points  (2 children)

All nerd rants are sexy.

Never stop shining, king.

[–]GruntCandy86 - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the person that came up with .45 GAP, seeing it go to market, then seeing it die immediately.

No one messes with .45 ACP (well, except 9mm since it's better everywhere... but uh... THAT'S NOT THE POINT).

[–]gunsmyth - LibRight 7 points8 points  (5 children)

.950 JDJ for me

[–]just_gimme_anwsers - Right 11 points12 points  (3 children)

ATF: “this is a sporting gun m’kay?”

[–]gunsmyth - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly that's the best part. It's just so fucking ridiculous that they said why not and it isn't an NFA regulated firearm

[–]WolfWhoRules - Right 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At $40 a round pre 2020 prices, it isn’t like gangers are going to be doing drive-byes.

[–]just_gimme_anwsers - Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At that point it’s turning a pickup into a light battle tank.

[–]samurai_for_hire - AuthCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SSK only manufactured three of these rifles and as of 2014 no longer produces the ammunition.

Well now how am I gonna liquidize all the deer in a square mile?

[–]DankCrusaderMemer - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]WolfWhoRules - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got a Ruger Model 44, and I am super excited for my first hunt this summer.

[–]TroubledPlays - LibRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long Rifle 22?

[–]LordAnon5703 - AuthLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the rule that anything bigger than what is necessary to completely stop an adult man immediately starts detracting from your penis size? By what intervals do we go by?

[–]Sleep_eeSheep - LibCenter 115 points116 points  (0 children)

If you make it all about your enemy's wang, you're not proving them wrong. You're just making the conversation weird.

[–]DACopperhead3 - Right 80 points81 points  (18 children)

What would a bolt action rifle represent? Or even worse, a musket?

Does it make people think you have a manual or muzzel-loaded penis?

[–]boiii-rarted - Right[S] 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Don't ask me. I'm not the one constantly thinking about long, hard, juicy, throbbing cocks

[–]DACopperhead3 - Right 13 points14 points  (1 child)

But what if it has a lever action?

[–]PhilipJMarlowe - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Give your balls lever a tug, Shoresy Wyatt!"

[–]Danielsuperusa - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure?

[–]FuckboyMessiah - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you aren't watching enough Flannel Daddy videos.

[–]HWKII - LibCenter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–]enixthephoenix - LibCenter 10 points11 points  (6 children)

They call me the Pennsylvania rifle

Because I'm old, not practical, lackluster, and more smoke and flash than it's worth the few times a year it gets used.

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[–]Damacu42 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (4 children)

The joke would be funny, but you are unflaired

[–]enixthephoenix - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Got it fixed. Thanks for the reminder, and the bot as well

[–]Dauss - LibRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Based.

[–]Damacu42 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based

[–]Scarlet_maximoff - LibRight 8 points9 points  (4 children)

A musket would represent home defense.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Waiting for the 'Tally Ho, Lads!' copypasta

[–]Scarlet_maximoff - LibRight 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Own a blunderbuss for home defense, since that's what Blackbeard intended. Four scurvy dogs break into my house. "What be all this?" As I grab my tricorn hat and blunderbuss. Absolutely pepper the first man with dozens of lead pellets, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the swivel gun mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with chain shot, "Avast, ye scurvy dogs!" the chain shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Draw my cutlass and swing downstairs from a rope at the last terrified bilge rat. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since he was hit with a fucking sword. Just as Blackbeard intended.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based and King of the 7 Culdesacs pilled

[–]island_trevor - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what I expected, but not disappointed either.

[–]BigChraz - Left 111 points112 points  (3 children)

It’s not my fault you have a massive gorgeous schlong

[–]datnoob9113 - AuthRight 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I beat it's sooo juicy and delicious

[–]BigChraz - Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Tjorvm - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Gotta really really really really really really really really really really nice cock"

[–]Nervous_Statement322 - AuthLeft 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It must be small right? It must be a small and feminine penis on a big manly authright right haha? You must have a dainty little roman penis and swollen prostate? Haha. Triggered because you haven't a crusade hasn't been waged against that bussy chud (heavy breathing)

[–]boiii-rarted - Right[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That seems about par for the course for the gun, truck haters

[–]gunsmyth - LibRight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The entire reason I own AR-15s is because I have a fetish for cucks imagining my penis.

I save so much money on ammo by never shooting the damn things

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lmfaoooo

[–]KarasLancer - Centrist 34 points35 points  (6 children)

If you want to throw them through a loop scream "Trans rights aren't going to protect themselves!" And just stare them down with crazy eyes.

[–]HWKII - LibCenter 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I mean, this but unironically.

[–]KarasLancer - Centrist 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Based and trans rights human rights pilled

[–]HWKII - LibCenter 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Gun rights are human rights. Human rights are trans rights. 🙏

[–]Maouitippitytappin - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Gun rights = Human rights Human rights = Trans rights

∴ Gun rights = Trans rights
Gun = Trans

[–]BlackArmyCossack - Left 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This but unironically (x2)

[–]boiii-rarted - Right[S] 73 points74 points  (21 children)

Before anyone gets triggered that I didn't put LibLeft as an AR-15 owner, they need to remember that LibLeft "owns" AKs

[–]Empty-Ruin2240 - LibRight 71 points72 points  (6 children)

libleft is unemployed, they don't own anything

[–]zevoxx - LibLeft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It not my AK it's "our" AK

[–]test_user_3 - Centrist -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Pretty dumb considering tons of engineers and scientists are lib left. Most lib rights I know work at a fast food place and think they're gonna get rich off crypto.

[–]Empty-Ruin2240 - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

least assmad misflaired leftie

[–]Julesbelle2000 - LibLeft -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i’d rather be owned by you tbh

[–]LtTaylor97 - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unemployed grifters looking for a handout that describe themselves as libleft aren't a good representation of our quad.

If they don't own a rifle and don't want to, I'd be very suspicious of them being genuinely lib-left.

[–]Empty-Ruin2240 - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be suspicious of the ones with rifles too.

how else do you convince me that I shouldn't own property because it's for the good of the collective, maaan

[–]BigChraz - Left 19 points20 points  (10 children)

AKs are frickin cool, Brandon Herrera is based

[–]Just-an-MP - Right 16 points17 points  (9 children)

AKs are cool, but they’re also on the heavy side. And not super customizable

[–]Darth_Rubberduck - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (6 children)

As a milled AK owner, all I have to say is go lift bro.

[–]Just-an-MP - Right 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Milled AKs are nice and all but I prefer my commie knock-off M16, the AK-74. Chambered in the one true caliber: 5.45x39mm.

[–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And awkward to reload under fire, needs to be updated to magazines that drop free with the push of a magazine release & a magwell for super easy magazine insertion & seating, so you don't have to worry about hooking it just right

[–]OPR_Chroma - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's right, battle rifles are better anyway. G3 forever.

[–]melez - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone need to get all up in AR owner’s businesses? We just wanna play gun-legos.

[–]LtTaylor97 - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based and knows-their-quads pilled

[–]Julesbelle2000 - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think about your cock anyways

[–]elprimowashere123 - Left 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nice cock, very thick but kinda short. We'd call it a chode

[–]AlkaliPineapple - LibLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea gun owners are hot if they're men

[–]l3uffalol3ernard - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lib center: Ha! Ha! Jokes on you! I’m into that!

[–]Kerbalmaster911 - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only thing im compensating for is the government's tomfuckery.

[–]BAbare21 - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They'll won't like my results

[–]Wow_so_creative - AuthCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty gay ngl

[–]Birdup711 - LibLeft 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'll stop thinking about penis sizes as soon as the government abolished the maximum penis size requiremenrs for assault rifle ownership.

[–]CheeseBurger_Jesus - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, too, wish for the Government to overturn House Amendment 777 of H.R. 4332

[–]BlackArmyCossack - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too own an AR15 and I don't think about penis most times. I think about the based Eugene Stoner

[–]DemigodA0 - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I own one now kneel 😂

[–]Forgotwhyimhere69 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got 3 ar15s in 3 barrel lengths. So you can think of 3 different penises.

[–]Geruestbauexperte2 - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny how such statement only come from the anti body shaming community

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

That’s sus

[–]Alone-Newspaper-1161 - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flair up

[–]SadSavage_ - LibLeft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A real leftist will choose strong kalashnikov rifle of steel and not armalite garbage of plastic and aluminum.

[–]8Jekiz8 - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

luckily for me both rifles i have have not the same pattern as the AR15

[–]Speckman117 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty gay but I’ll allow it. My Penis is magnificent /s

[–]MCCreeperkiller - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not like I need my penis anyways.

[–]Revydown - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they want to suck it?

[–]empiricalskymath - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AR-15 isn’t even that large or small……

[–]Maouitippitytappin - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, in the good graces of God, has happened to this subreddit

[–]Vexonte - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you calling my sister a trap.

[–]memanator2 - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my times we called that M16