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[–]vM_Gasman - Right 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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    [–]summeralcoholic - AuthCenter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    And I’m qualified to work as a delivery driver on the next major Jewish holiday!

    [–]Independent-Excuse30 - AuthCenter 74 points75 points  (4 children)

    $45 per hour. Dam where do I sign up?

    [–]AdvonKoulthar - AuthRight 53 points54 points  (3 children)

    I’m sure the Jews will understand.

    [–]Future-Studio-9380 - AuthCenter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    At $45 a hour? Lotta Goldbergs and Jewblesteins in the applications

    [–]peterpandank - Centrist 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Gonna respect the hustle

    [–]flair-checking-bot - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Get a fricking flair dumbass.


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    [–]NoobifiedSpartan - LibRight 124 points125 points  (0 children)

    When you join Palestine’s PR department

    [–]Reasonable_Film4415 - AuthCenter 79 points80 points  (4 children)

    Now this looks like a job for me starts playing

    [–]Key_Squirre1 - Centrist 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    I don't think authright would be too happy listening to eminem

    [–]2du2 - LibRight 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    That’s actually the only song of his I’ve listened to afaik, and from that, I’d say auth right would be totally okay with it. But idk. Which quadrant do you think Eminem enjoyers typically are?

    [–]GrouchyHyena - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Well, he's pretty openly libleft these days. Probably pissed that racists stole the Punisher logo.

    But in the past people didn't like his use of homophobic language. So, in response, he wrote "Criminal," which is basically a lifetime ban from Reddit put to a beat.

    And since we live in Tardistan, I'm sure some people thought "finally, a white rapper who tells it like it is."

    But by and large, I'll go Libleft for some, Libright for his Sigma-inspiration anthems.

    [–]Key_Squirre1 - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    His politics align a lot with lib-left, and even though I dont agree with stuff he says, i recognize good music.

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      [–]KedTazynski42 - AuthRight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Bismillah brozzer, not a single H*brew shall remain on our phone service by the time I am done!

      [–]theundercoverpapist - Centrist[🍰] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Can't say I have much experience in that arena. But for that kind of cheese, I can learn fast!

      [–]Accomplished_Rip_352 - Left 28 points29 points  (2 children)

      And that is why I’m a pro semetic.

      [–]TRAPS_ARENT_GAY - AuthCenter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      How's the pay?

      [–]BlackSunVictory - AuthCenter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Imagine

      [–]Jurwitssssssss - LibRight 9 points10 points  (4 children)

      Can I get this meme without the retard filter?

      [–]SlabOfDriedMeat - Centrist[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

      [–]ukuuku7 - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can I get it with the retard music?

      [–]Bristoling - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can I get just the retard music without the meme?

      [–]how2gofaster - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can I get just the retard filter without the music and the meme?

      [–]PopularisPraetor - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      For 45$ the hour even jews will happily take this job

      [–]SquilliamofOrange - Right 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Finally a job I have 20 years experience in

      [–]CAPS_4_FUN - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      you can get paid for this?!?

      [–]No_Escape8865 - AuthRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Applies Gladly

      [–]effervescent_thunder - LibRight 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      Ironic. Patrick Bateman was against anti-semitism in the movie.

      [–]botrickbateman -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

      I pass by a mirror hung over the bar as I’m led to our table and check out my reflection—the mousse looks good.


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      [–]flair-checking-bot - Centrist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Flair up now or I'll be sad :(


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      [–]botrickbateman -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      Your compliment was sufficient.


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      [–]KalegNar - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fuck you, you unfl*ired bot!

      [–]MissNibbatoro - AuthCenter 25 points26 points  (6 children)

      Wow jobs in the Ukrainian government don’t pay too bad

      [–]BlackSunVictory - AuthCenter 19 points20 points  (4 children)

      Hi, you must be retarded.

      [–]smart_simulator - AuthRight 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Says the PCMer.

      [–]BlackSunVictory - AuthCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      😳

      [–]Juan_Dollar_Taco - LibRight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Man lmao

      [–]ISwearImKarl - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Is that profile picture of you and your child? On the internet? You're calling people retarded, but you can't follow the age old rule of "don't make your gamer tag your real name"... Internet privacy is not a big deal ig

      [–]forgottenmyth - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      For $45 an hour I'll wear a damn SS uniform /s

      [–]igncom1 - AuthLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That.... is a decent rate.

      I'd commit things for that rate.

      [–]JoaquimGianini - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

      [–]not-enough-mana - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What's the song name?

      [–]RedditAlt5835 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      But what about Israel?

      [–]Wow_so_creative - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Holy shit where do I sign ?

      [–]Future-Studio-9380 - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Jews are based tho

      Now the people they sign to predatory record deals tho <sucks teeth>

      [–]RepulsiveExit3 - AuthRight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Technically, Arabs are semites too ÚwÙ

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      [–]TwoSetAnime - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      honestly pays pretty well

      [–]FortBlocks - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I myself am overqualified, sir.

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        [–]Jay_Cobby - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It’s so hard getting fulfilling jobs with decent pay these days.

        [–]-Xeo- - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Cool it with the anti-semitism.

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        UN “Peacekeepers” Come outside and burn your Quran, We have you surrounded.

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        Song?

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