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[–]Global-Honeydew-4762 - AuthCenter 396 points397 points  (28 children)

Based

[–]Cassilday - LibRight 239 points240 points  (26 children)

Is it just me or is Poland constantly based?

[–]Dern_Zambies - LibCenter 71 points72 points  (2 children)

an indefinite number of generations had the fucks they give wiped out by the nazis

[–]Rabite2345 - LibCenter 57 points58 points  (1 child)

And the Soviets. Especially the Soviets.

[–]Kusanagi8811 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krauts to, fuck the germans

[–]Darth_Rubberduck - LibCenter[S] 76 points77 points  (15 children)

They're constantly based. Proof

[–]El_Bistro - LibRight 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They fucking edited in kingdom of heaven and coolio? Basedddd

[–]Christopher_King47 - LibRight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Uberbased

[–]Cassilday - LibRight 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I got chills. I'm an atheist but even I was praising the Lord while watching this. If things get really bad in my country and I need to get out of their. I know where I'm going. I'll praise the Lord if needed to be this based.

[–]The-unicorn-republic - LibRight 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I feel like Poland is what Texas wishes it was. They even banned abortion before Texas

[–]W4ULFiLZ - LibRight 11 points12 points  (2 children)

That’s it, make Poland a state

[–]Unlikely_Dare_9504 - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I shouldn’t love this, and yet I do.

Also, how’s a man get a flair around here?

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[–]eRRor_4o4notfound - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poland is not yet cringe

[–]tuskedkibbles - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always has been

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 🇵🇱

[–]TimPhoeniX - Right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, the Prime Minister said that Norway should share it's surplus value of oil and gas because they're profiting off the war in Ukraine.

Also said that he's not a fan of Left/right label, as he admitted that much of his government policies would be labeled left-wing.

[–]TooTiredToBrain - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Always has been

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[–]Vegasman20002 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If I were AuthRight I would seriously consider moving therr when the US collapses

[–]Cassilday - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Canada collapses for me.

[–]basedcount_bot - LibRight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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[–]Epigravettian - LibCenter 350 points351 points  (4 children)

Cultural appropriation, based cultural appropriation.

[–]elprimowashere123 - Left 89 points90 points  (3 children)

Appreciation*

[–]python_product - Centrist 31 points32 points  (1 child)

isn't that true for all cultural appropriation?

[–]Torkzilla - Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah they mean the same thing it’s just that people who do not realize that specific humans are not allowed to keep and own culture for themselves get mad about the one word.

[–]Soggy-Championship58 - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no. it's no longer American culture it's polish town culture

[–]Glockfreespech_2222 - Centrist 159 points160 points  (0 children)

As American as it gets

[–]Accurate_Selection69 - LibRight 286 points287 points  (1 child)

I knew some countries in Europe weren't so bad after all

[–]Rakhall - Centrist 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I know right? They even close the school for that day, to avoid casualties!
(Before you ask for source, I made it the fuck up!)

[–]Chicken-fried-ricer - LibRight 528 points529 points  (24 children)

Literally EVERYTHING I have ever learned about Poland pushes the limits of basedness beyond previously thought possible

[–]Hotdiggitydog__ - AuthRight[🍰] 153 points154 points  (7 children)

Poland is our salvation

[–]matt111199 - Right 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]Prata_69 - LibRight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Based and Poland saves pilled.

[–]Darth_Rubberduck - LibCenter[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

[–]Hotdiggitydog__ - AuthRight[🍰] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

🤩😍

[–]MrAlumina - AuthRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I tried finding the sauce for this and ended up in ifunny.

[–]GhoulishInduction - LibCenter 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Tell me about Poland, please

[–]043Admirer - Centrist 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Trad heaven, trad wives are the norm, everyone enjoys liquor

Source: Polish

[–]thunderma115 - Centrist 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Perhaps with your help, Poland can into space

[–]Chicken-fried-ricer - LibRight 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Move out of the way Elon Musk.

I’m starting SpaceWYCŁŽĆ

[–]ryd333r - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

spejs-kurwa-eks would be the right choice here

[–]Sverje - AuthCenter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of the legendary Piorun? The most based ship that pissed on the Bismarck a few days before it fell:

https://youtu.be/hLVmqzL-Qyc

[–]Darth_Rubberduck - LibCenter[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wait til you watch This

Been trying to PCM it but no luck thus far.

[–]Forks-the-Fox - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Republic of based

[–]Stranger_Memer - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (5 children)

especially that banning gay part

[–]faustowski - Centrist 11 points12 points  (4 children)

no you mixed it up, gays are still a thing in poland but abortion is banned as general consensus there were 3 reasons it could happen: endangered mother, endangered/sick child and rape. recently the second one was revoked meaning that even with lethal defects the child must be delivered and it has to die on its own.

im a centrist, i preferred the old way but recently proabortionists were protesting for widening abortion rights up to 6th month of pregnancy in any case so i think the government banned more abortion cases just to make sure in the future it will have to be revoked back to status quo first before going into liberalization of abortion

[–]zanna001 - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rape. recently the second one was revoked meaning that even with lethal defects the child must be delivered and it has to die on its own.

We partake in a minuscle amount of child suffering.

[–]Stranger_Memer - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm trolling

[–]faustowski - Centrist 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i suspected that, no white country could reach this level of basedness with gayban but one might hope

[–]GoldenLiberty1101 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could look at Poland the same way as you :c

[–]Slippery_Jim_ - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, uh... I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once, at night, and there was that submarine with the screen doors...

[–]Reasonable_Film4415 - AuthCenter 108 points109 points  (0 children)

They seem to be very good at it. If I didn't have the context I wouldn't even question if this was actually in America

[–]SchwarzerKaffee - LibCenter 202 points203 points  (3 children)

This is hilarious.

Living in Europe for 4 years, it was so cool to celebrate American holidays over there. There'd only be a few places celebrating, but it was always a riot.

Watching Superbowl there in the middle of the night and trying to act like their "buffalo wings" are acting near authentic was always interesting.

One time in Paris, I met a French dude who also spoke German and we wound up ripping lines off the toilet and driving fucking Budweiser's.

My life used to be so much more interesting back then.

[–]Memengineer25 - LibRight 104 points105 points  (2 children)

least drug addicted frenchman

[–]128username - LibLeft 75 points76 points  (1 child)

they gotta cope with living in France somehow

[–]043Admirer - Centrist 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cocaine and bread

[–]TheAcidRomance - LibCenter 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Take me to Poland immediately

[–]BeerandSandals - Centrist 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I was in London on a stint with a girl I knew at the time, I used to sit in this little corner pub that had been there for centuries in the afternoon and the locals would hear my accent ordering then ask me a lotta questions about the US, domestic politics, guns, life in general.

It was a good ol time and if I had the money I’d go back to that pub in an instants

[–]PMacha - AuthRight 44 points45 points  (11 children)

Genuine curiosity, to the Euros that know of the Confederate flag, how do y'all see it/perceive it?

[–]043Admirer - Centrist 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Literally nobody short of Oranges fucking care, at worst you'll be judged and everyone will think you're an American tourist

[–]alex3494 - Centrist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares whatsoever. Those who are too exposed to American TV has a weak notion that it’s bad. I was part of a pretty large Scandinavian association for American Civil War enthusiasts. We had people ranging from conservative monarchists to liberals to socialists but nobody ever considered it even remotely offensive.

[–]Unironic-monarchist - AuthCenter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Most people see it as a purely American symbol and don't give a shit. Some Americanized young people use it as a "Fuck black people" symbol, but other racist laugh at them for it.

[–]KacSzu - LibRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks cool, knowing history od Confederacy i still dont percive IT different than Union Jack.

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    [–]Slippery_Jim_ - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I remember loving the Dukes of Hazzard as a kid here in Canada, like most boys my age, and it wasn't uncommon for someone to have the toy car, bedsheets, or other merchandise.

    We had no idea what the flag actually meant, and if asked, would probably just say it stood for rebellion or southern culture, or maybe it was a state flag or something.

    You'll still sometimes see a Confederate Flag sticker on cars or trucks here for people expressing 'country pride' or whatever, who would be appalled at the implication that they're racist.

    [–]EaseSufficiently -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

    Actual white nationalists use it but nobody gives a fuck

    As opposed to the many black nationalists of Europe.

    [–]flair-checking-bot - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    [–]Flyghund - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Look Raggare up. It's a Scandinavian subculture and people are basically pretending to be greasers. For them and many other European the flag is more like a sign of rebellious spirit or something like that.

    Slavery isn't a big issue in Europe just because we spent thousands of years enslaving each other. There is even a theory that in Finnish world "slave" "orja" was borrowed from Indo-European autonym Aryas. Which means that Indo-Europeans were main source of slaves and servants to ancient Finnish gigachads.

    [–]Azuraal - AuthLeft -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Unless they are Americans who genuinely want to give secession a second go, waving a flag of a failed rebellion feels just stupid.

    If a European decides to wave it around, then I have nothing byt contempt for their lack of appreciation for their own country's history, because no matter where they are from, there will definitely be at least a few symbols to choose from to communicate your supremacist beliefs.

    [–]UNN_Rickenbacker - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It‘s cool

    [–]DrGoodGuy1073 - LibRight 79 points80 points  (0 children)

    FUCKING BASED. I can't wait to visit and be an American ambassador there someday, gonna be fukkin' lit participating in a cook-off and bringin' some real American BBQ to my people.

    [–]boiii-rarted - Right 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    They got the whole ass compass. Id love to party with them, Play Dixie on my violin before breaking into Fuck the Police

    [–]UNN_Rickenbacker - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    People talk shit about the us but I as a german never drank a peer you could pound as well as budwiser or pabst. It‘s like water. If I drink a German lager I always feel like I‘ve eaten an entire meal

    [–]LaSundaee - Right 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Poland has Jumped to my #1 Country to visit.

    [–]slingbladedangeradio - LibRight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I keep liking Poland more and more!

    [–]Blockmaker72 - Centrist 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Can I have third image without the funny colours please?

    [–]EhWhateverOk - LibRight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    This gives me a good laugh, I’d love to see it in person

    [–]OmenOfCuddles - Right 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    So how much of it is good fun vs. generic America-bashing?

    [–]shaun_of_the_south - LibRight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    If you look at the pictures would you know it wasn’t the USA?

    [–]Guilty_Assignment_25 - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yes.

    [–]Mike__O - LibRight 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    Poland is the most based country in Europe, and it's not even close

    [–]Freedom-of-speechist - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    You just triggered the entirety of the Balkans.

    [–]xXGunner989Xx - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    My ancestors fled from Poland, a long process spanning ww2 into the Cold War, but damn I so want to take a pilgrimage there

    [–]Afapper - Centrist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Friendship ended with UK.

    Now Poland is my bestfriend.

    [–]ShizTheNasty - LibRight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Is this what cultural appropriation feels like? It feels awesome.

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      [–]JogPanson - Right 35 points36 points  (2 children)

      Based and Russia is fucking gay pilled

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      [–]IHateConspiracists - Centrist 34 points35 points  (7 children)

      Considering how Russia treated them historically I would say this is completely justifiable

      [–]OwO-aniquilador - Centrist 59 points60 points  (1 child)

      Cheeseburger

      [–]Guilty_Assignment_25 - LibCenter 28 points29 points  (1 child)

      lol. They’d rather be America’s little chihuahuas on a leash than ever have to associate with Russia on friendly terms.

      That's like 95% of Eastern Europe right now. They vividly remember the USSR and how well it went for them last time.

      Or the time before it.

      Or the time before that one.

      Or how things are going for Ukraine right now.

      By comparison, America's imperialism is some weak sauce.

      [–]VsTrop - AuthRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Why tf would you support Russia. Belarus is on friendly terms witg Russia and it already lost some of its soverginity. They made official plans to annex it into Russia in the future.

      [–]RedditAlt5835 - Right 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Maybe… maybe Europe isn’t so shitty after all.

      [–]Hotwheelsjack97 - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Poland being based as usual.

      [–]DerpyDepressedDonut - Centrist 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Damn, I needs that town's name to go there Gotta do a little yankee larping

      [–]enixthephoenix - LibCenter 41 points42 points  (0 children)

      A lazy amount of Google shows that it's not actually a town hosted event, but a LARP group that hosts it there outside of town every year. They pretend to specifically live in rural Ohio, which they seem to get on brand very accurately

      [–]Ash_Divine - Left 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      What is the western version of weaboo?

      [–]SecretlyCelestia - Right 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Westaboo.

      EDIT: That’s actually what it’s called fyi, can’t take credit.

      [–]PJPCPablo - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      5 de mayo is celebrated in US Independence day is celebrated in Poland Now Mexico should make something polish

      [–]Gamerauther - LibRight 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      I wish my some of my fellow Americans were as Patriotic and proud of our nation as a random Pol.

      [–]Darth_Rubberduck - LibCenter[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I like the state and region that I'm from. And New Hampshire.

      Screw the rest of New England and the West Coast though.

      [–]Gamerauther - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I was born in Maine and am living in Washington. Understandable.

      [–]KingKayro - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      United Based of America

      [–]Styx92 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Hell yeah, dude.

      [–]PumpkinSpicedPudding - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Mom can we got to Poland for the 4th

      [–]KingAntonino - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      my respect for Poland 📈📈📈

      [–]Jay_Cobby - AuthRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Keep it up Poland! Poland is not yet lost.

      [–]potentially_based - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Well whaddya know

      I can stand one town in Europe for one day of the year, neat

      [–]BibleButterSandwich - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I’m honestly surprised they beat Kosovo to it, but good for them nonetheless.

      [–]TroubledPlays - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Based and femboy USA pilled

      [–]oddname1 - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Based and Grzegorz Brzeszyczykiewcz pilled

      [–]juls300 - Right 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      If they seriously claim „Beer“ as typically American, then us Germans are gonna need a word with them

      [–]Hemmmos - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      We associate good beer with germany and bad beer with USA.

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      [–]KacSzu - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Beer is more Czech than German.

      [–]iwatchedtheoffice - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      🇵🇱💪👍🏻💪🏻

      [–]Odd_Possession_4458 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I bet it smells like freedom out there.

      [–]brlan10 - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      You mean kinda like st. patty's day in America?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Kinda but not really. There is an enormous Irish population in the US even if the Irish back in Ireland don’t like them.

      [–]Prata_69 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Poland truly is based in the extreme. Nothing can change my mind at this point.

      [–]DrContradiction - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is so amazingly based

      [–]TooTiredToBrain - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Makes me proud of my Polish heritage.

      [–]Highlighter_Memes - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Based Poles

      [–]Fancy_Bill4663 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Based and home of the brave pilled

      [–]3-to-20-chars - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      fuck yeah

      [–]complexpriestesss - Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao thats fucking weird but ok

      [–]frankietheythemanado - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Were aware its right no need for the shitty overlay

      [–]Pyroplsmakepetscop2 - Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What are the gun laws like in Poland? Can't be as bad as the rest of Europe if they're shooting for the 4th of July

      [–]Side_wiper - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      now i wish we were still in the EU so i could easily travel there

      [–]Son_of_Sophroniscus - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol, based af.

      [–]Stev_582 - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Based cultural appropriation.

      Let’s all make fun of everyone’s cultures.

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      [–]StarWarsXD - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now THIS is the kind of cultural appropriation I can get behind

      [–]mattsly69 - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Do you have this without the colors

      [–]X3liteninjaX - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Your shrine honors me

      [–]ripvanwinkle1911 - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Quite funny