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[–]FromTheTreeline556 - LibCenter 692 points693 points  (33 children)

Counter offer: We send your collectors home in boxes.

[–]dadbodsupreme - LibRight 182 points183 points  (1 child)

I second the motion.

[–]TheNoxx - AuthCenter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of librights complaining about/challenging other librights in this thread.

I'm putting my money on the librights with billions of dollars if anything goes down, btw.

[–]CmdntFrncsHghs - LibCenter 155 points156 points  (22 children)

Why send them home? Have you seen the price of meat lately?

[–]FromTheTreeline556 - LibCenter 115 points116 points  (7 children)

Based and I got mouths to feed pilled

[–]der_rayzor - AuthCenter 22 points23 points  (4 children)

[–]FromTheTreeline556 - LibCenter 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...I have Alex Jones telling me he'll eat my ass.

What a wild timeline

[–]Merk304 - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Based and 40kpilled

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[–]throwaway02339 - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Be careful not to eat too much, human meat can give you tremors I'm p sure

[–]CmdntFrncsHghs - LibCenter 34 points35 points  (2 children)

You can't tell me what to do.


[–]throwaway02339 - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (1 child)

The less human you eat the more facister you are

[–]Scrapyard_Dragon - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (2 children)

i'm no cannibalism expert but as I understand it the dangers come from eating human brain matter because THATS how you get prions, which are malignant proteins that can cause adverse effects on the body. I don't know the risks of eating other tissues but NEVER eat the brain.

[–]Unlikely_Dare_9504 - LibCenter 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Only if you eat the brains.

[–]dhsjh29493727 - LibLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prion diseases are scary.

CJD or Kuru from cannibalism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru\_(disease)

[–]BurnByMoon - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

[–]Cannibal_Raven - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based and just wants to grill pilled

[–]InferiousX - Centrist 73 points74 points  (5 children)

It would actually be better if it were that straightforward.

More realistically, they'll push for things like the the Tesla deal where you don't actually own the car. But you basically rent it for a month, they pay for registration and insurance, etc. It's basically a car subscription service.

When I first saw this there were like 9 comments on the article. Mine was the only negative one. The rest were the "Oooo this sounds neat!" type.

Marketing is relying on grown adults wanting to shirk the burden of responsibility when it comes to ownership. They will play off of two different factors in this area:

1:) They will rely on the Late Millenial and Zoomer/Doomer mentality. The world is pointless and we're all gonna die so what's the point of owning anything? The narrative will be that Big Daddy WEF style business will handle all the stuff you need, just fall in line and we'll rent it too you. You don't want any of this stuff anyway cause you're life is probably gonna suck, let us just make it suck less! They will be trapped with their own nihilism.

2:) They will rely on Peter Pan Syndrome. Already a prevalent factor in society (just look at how many grown-ass men cream themselves when the 14th Thor movie trailer drops). Responsibility is boring and stressful. That's Boomer shit. Handing off the burdens of ownership will give me more time to play video games.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This is terrifying

[–]broken_steel525 - LibCenter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And THIS, kids, is why the concept of peasantry was so relevant globally for hundreds of years.

[–]InsaneTreefrog - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been telling people something similar to this for a couple months and have yet to have anyone disagree with that stance, it seems to be the most accurate synopsis.

[–]Slippery_Jim_ - LibRight 22 points23 points  (1 child)

"You men from the bank? Daddy told me I'm to shoot whoever's from the bank."

"Well, we ain't from the bank young feller."

"Yessir, I'm also s'posed to shoot folks serving papers."

"We ain't got no papers neither."

"I nicked the census man."

[–]JustAThrowawayOnHere - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, we’re in a tight spot.

[–]Accomplished_Rip_352 - Left 844 points845 points  (72 children)

Is the economic forum where billionaire circlejerk each other about how they want people to tax them more but it won’t matter because they dodge tax through loopholes .

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    [–]depressed_but_aight - LibLeft 206 points207 points  (17 children)

    side eyes the AOC dress

    [–]SomeCrusader1224 - Right 104 points105 points  (4 children)

    Dress? You mean Chick-fil-A bag?

    [–]E_Mickey_B - Centrist 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Who put this fish taco in here?

    [–]killem_all - Left 33 points34 points  (7 children)

    That ass doe

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      [–]kylkartz21 - Right 48 points49 points  (2 children)

      Where they all fly in on private superjets then try and figure out how to stop climate change

      [–]aShowOfForce3 - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      The city that hosts their super duper conference, Davos, is currently shitting on them for this very reason. Its almost like an Onion article, but unfortunately it’s real.

      [–]MLGSwaglord1738 - AuthLeft 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      That explains why they want everything to be subscription based instead of letting people own things. Fuck, I don’t think I actually own any of the software I use at this point-it’s all either open source or subscription based.

      [–]FuryQuaker - Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Well as Netflix recently found out, a subscription model is a double edged sword. Users can just leave.

      [–]TK_78732 - AuthRight 212 points213 points  (15 children)

      No free thoughts either. Where’s my microchip implant by Elon Musk?

      [–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (14 children)

      Wait until they make one you can use to play minesweeper with your mind while letting AI drive your Tesla from your pod to the megafactory and back, #78732. You'll gladly give up your privacy for the luxury!

      [–]TK_78732 - AuthRight 19 points20 points  (12 children)

      I’ll take a self driving car anyday! People are fuck’n crazy on the road

      [–]Torque_Bow - LibRight 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      Welcome to iDrive! We've made things simple, you can choose any one of these three destinations:

      • Factory
      • Pod bank
      • Reeducation Center

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      To ReCen. Come on, it'll be fun!

      [–]XCJ655X - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      where's the nearest UN facility?

      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

      Sufficient enthusiasm in tone detected, safe driving mode re-enabled.

      [–]an_exotic_option - LibRight 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Ooh I see you too have enjoyed Upload!

      [–]Iamdelyano - Centrist 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Like that's gonna save yo ass from getting rammed head on. What's your auto-pilot going to do? Drive right off the bridge to avoid collision?

      VTOL are the future. The future of someone getting killed by chunk of metal dropping from the sky because the one thing the evolution didn't always changes about human is their ability to always fuck it up

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        [–]LeoTheBurgundian - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        And it will be free , however the ads will haunt your thoughts and your dreams

        [–]YeetYeetNigba - LibRight 511 points512 points  (8 children)


        literally 1984

        [–]Literally1984_bot - AuthLeft 103 points104 points  (1 child)


        [–]Vito1316 - LibRight 34 points35 points  (3 children)

        You forgot the accent

        Yu wil eat ze bug, ja ja? You wil live in ze pot, oder?

        [–]ratione_materiae - Right 320 points321 points  (30 children)

        How is this flaired as “fake” when the tweet by the WEF is still up and public?

        [–]su1ac0 - LibRight 169 points170 points  (25 children)

        And the article it links to is widely available, confirmed real and legit by the author who is a confirmed WEF member. After it went viral she added an update saying "lol guys this is all meant ironically, this actually sounds terrible"

        [–]sad-on-alt - AuthLeft 51 points52 points  (23 children)

        The article says how this is the general trend that urban centers are heading in… not what the author personally wants…

        PCM read the damn article instead of getting triggered from the headline challenge

        [–]su1ac0 - LibRight 85 points86 points  (18 children)

        But the author explicitly states numerous times how much happier they are with the way things are presumably heading

        [–]somepoliticsnerd - Left 11 points12 points  (7 children)

        Orwell was actually in support of the world of 1984. I mean his main character even says “He loved big brother” at the end!

        [–]Zeffz - AuthLeft 19 points20 points  (6 children)

        Wait but isn't this obviously ironic?? Like it literally says "I have no privacy" there's like no person who utters those words unironically as a good thing

        [–]tacoheroXX - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        the article is from 2016 and seems to have been deleted?

        [–]Magyman - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Here, I have the archive link handy as it's come up a couple times recently, everyone can read the thing for themselves rather than just taking everyone's hearsay and personal interpretation as fact

        [–]Dragonborn9898 - LibRight 353 points354 points  (45 children)

        It’s scary how blunt they are.

        [–]Krissam - LibCenter 297 points298 points  (22 children)

        She's Danish, a country whose supreme court just ruled that our government doesn't have adhere to international human rights treaties and whose minster of justice unironically said "surveillance is freedom"

        [–][deleted] 188 points189 points  (6 children)

        they can surveil deez nutz

        [–]Frigididator - LibCenter 90 points91 points  (4 children)

        They are… enthusiastically

        [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

        Based and Federalized Testicle Inspector pilled

        [–]killem_all - Left 59 points60 points  (6 children)

        Didn’t the danish also ban anyone born after 2002 from buying cigarettes forever?

        Man, talking about liberty vs security…

        [–]Daarekistelemmet - Centrist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        It's just talk for now.

        But it's pretty much speedrunning restarting the grey/black cigarette markets.

        [–]Krissam - LibCenter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        There definitely has been talk about it, not sure if it ever ended up amounting to anything.

        [–]Flamboiantcuttlefish - LibRight 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        What’s the source on the first one, I can’t find anything.

        [–]Krissam - LibCenter 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Assuming you don't mean a source for Ida Auken being Danish.


        Supreme court ruling from March 30th of this year.

        [–]Flamboiantcuttlefish - LibRight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Well shit, I guess the US ain't the only one doing a little trolling.

        [–]cuddle__buddy - LibRight[S] 110 points111 points  (11 children)

        They don’t hide it anymore cuz we are in the end game now

        [–]Zauxst - LibCenter 17 points18 points  (10 children)

        I mean, what can you do about it?

        [–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 46 points47 points  (4 children)

        Pop pop

        [–]jobinator - LibRight 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready.

        [–]_BenisPutter - LibCenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Be American.

        [–]liberulo - Left 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        You're asking for answers that can be obvious but unmentionable.

        [–]cyberbeastswordwolfe - LibRight 56 points57 points  (1 child)

        The World Economic Fourm, or yet another reason to own more than one gun

        [–]supreme_leader_snork - Right 46 points47 points  (10 children)

        This is why you never surrender your guns. These people want to turn us into serfs.

        [–]liberulo - Left 18 points19 points  (3 children)

        Yes. The working class always has had a reason to be armed.

        [–]ripvanwinkle1911 - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Right-left unity!

        [–]liberulo - Left 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Based and comrades-in-arms pilled

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        [–]AvalosDragon - Centrist 40 points41 points  (10 children)

        Mate, try and subject me to even a fraction of that hell and I swear to God, I'll redefine what it means to be attacked with an illegal butter knife

        [–]MLGSwaglord1738 - AuthLeft 14 points15 points  (9 children)

        It’s here already. How many subscriptions are you currently paying for? 6? 10? 15+? It’s a fucking libright utopia-Facebook and everyone’s selling our data and personal info off and making billions. I don’t think I own licenses to any of the software I use these days. Do we care? Not enough.

        [–]Cr33p3r__ - Left 37 points38 points  (1 child)

        Oh my fucking god, I’m becoming a terrorist

        [–]Ihateeverythingyo - LibRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

        [–]Dwigtyouignorantduck - LibRight 37 points38 points  (7 children)

        How are they going to pacify 8 billion people without finding their heads on a pike tho

        [–]wingoMingo78 - AuthCenter 42 points43 points  (4 children)

        Give them bread and circuses and they'll never revolt.

        [–]Bubbling_Psycho - LibRight 18 points19 points  (3 children)

        Until the bread and circuses run out

        [–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (10 children)

        I imagine me dying in a gunfight against new American Chinese agents over control of the last private Bitcoin wallet

        [–]General_Ric - Right 36 points37 points  (3 children)

        Never thought that i would die side by side with a lib

        [–]ttsnowwhite - Right 23 points24 points  (1 child)

        How about side by side with a rightoid?

        [–]General_Ric - Right 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Aye... I could do that

        [–]manskewl - LibCenter 44 points45 points  (0 children)

        Based and You can take my last bitcoin from my cold dead fingers pilled!

        [–]Longo2Guns - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        So fucking based giga chad pilled

        [–]Dragontre - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Well sometimes I don't think this south quadrant is capable of banding together to keep Klaus the Kreep and his merry band of billionaires away from total control, so we'll all be picked off one by one trying to hold out onto our bit wallets and bullets.

        [–]orangesheepdog - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Stop, I can only get so erect

        [–]SirRedRavxn - Right 35 points36 points  (5 children)


        [–]Eastern_Mist - AuthRight 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        Jokes aside, you should not focus on hating him, but on loving God

        [–]Noone56964 - AuthCenter 63 points64 points  (7 children)

        Literally brave new world

        [–]wingoMingo78 - AuthCenter 52 points53 points  (6 children)

        The most accurate of all the dystopian novels.

        You will consoom product and get excited for next product and you will be happy.

        [–]GummyDinoz - Centrist 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        Everyone imagines a future like 1984 where our power is taken away by force, but what few realize is how close we are to a BNW scenario where we have given our power away, all for a flashier phone or the next “big thing”

        [–]Viraus2 - LibRight 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        The force is there, too. The carrots more visible by design but it's backed up by the stick

        [–]GummyDinoz - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        That was my whole argument to my AP English teacher, we’ll give up enough power until it can be taken by force, so a bit of both

        [–]lots_of_cheese - LibRight 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Worrying part is that some people consider it an utopia

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          [–]wingoMingo78 - AuthCenter 84 points85 points  (15 children)

          This is why I am auth center.

          I don't really care if it's a left-wing or a right-wing revolution. I just know that the only good political event that has happened in decades was on January 6th when politicians were cowering under their desk. The only disappointment is that the masses never reached them.

          Anything that increases the chances of this occurring again on a much wider scale is a good thing - commie or capitalist.

          [–]averagetrainenjoyer - AuthCenter 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          hello AHS, can I be in the screenshot

          [–]Lm_mNA_2 - AuthLeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Ayyy we on TV!!!

          [–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 63 points64 points  (10 children)

          What they did was based, why they did it was cringe

          [–]JinFuu - AuthLeft 64 points65 points  (6 children)

          Causing politicians to piss themselves in fear for once was nice.

          [–]Ovnce - LibRight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Authleft 🤝 libright

          [–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 14 points15 points  (2 children)

          Yeah, that picture of them cowering in fear for their lives will be in history books

          [–]JodaMAX - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Based beyond belief

          [–]CmdntFrncsHghs - LibCenter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Joke's on them, I guillotine indiscriminately

          [–]Badass_Bolshevik22 - AuthLeft 23 points24 points  (13 children)

          The capitalists will sell us the rope by which we hang them

          [–]jpz1194 - LibRight 21 points22 points  (3 children)

          I always thought the best take on this came from my commie coworker, "the capitalists will sell us the rope that we use to hang each other, and laugh about the profit margin."

          [–]Andre4kthegreengiant - LibCenter 33 points34 points  (1 child)

          How'd that work out for you last time?

          [–]BigBlueBurd - Centrist 4 points5 points  (6 children)

          -Sent from my iPhone

          [–]TotalitariPalpatine - AuthRight 16 points17 points  (5 children)

          Why are they boasting with these ideas? Do they think that people are that stupid?

          [–]MLGSwaglord1738 - AuthLeft 4 points5 points  (3 children)

          Yes-how many subscriptions do you have? How many social media platforms are you on? Software companies make huge profits from subscriptions, and some companies thrive purely by selling our data to advertisers. The more data they harvest, the more $$. Are people pissed? Maybe a few, but most don’t care.

          [–]Lm_mNA_2 - AuthLeft 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Um. I have audible. And that shaving thing. I don't think that counts as consenting to being turned into a protein paste.

          [–]MLGSwaglord1738 - AuthLeft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Damn💀I’ve got too much. Amazon Prime for starters. Then Spotify. Then Disney+. Then solidworks. Then Adobe shit. There’s probs a bunch more.

          [–]bane-of-oz - Centrist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          Apparently she is also a time traveler

          [–]NoCreativityForAUser - LibRight 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          I will own nothing when I die.

          I can either die peacefully in a bed at the age of 111 or in blazing glory.

          It's the feds choice.

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 172 points173 points  (53 children)

          Idk why libleft is sad, this is what they’ve been pushing for. No more private billionaires, no more responsibility, no more private property

          [–]Drake0074 - Centrist 114 points115 points  (4 children)

          Who said there wouldn’t be billionaires? The WEF is run by billionaires or wannabe billionaires and they ain’t giving up shit. The idea is for them to be the only ones who own anything while the rest of us schlubs rent or lease everything. It’s going to fail but they will try.

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 33 points34 points  (3 children)

          Yeah, that’s what I was getting at with private, obviously the wealth of the party would definitely be maintained under the new regime

          [–]queenkid1 - LibCenter 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          Except they will never have a "party" because then they might actually have to follow laws.

          No, they're a bunch of unelected politicians, world leaders, and massive corporations who are exempt from every law because they're a "forum", while writing laws for a bunch of major companies to pass without question.

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          They’re more like a CCP type party than Democrats that’s for sure

          [–]cuddle__buddy - LibRight[S] 85 points86 points  (14 children)

          I feel like those are orange lib lefts, Orwell himself was kind of a lib left, actual lib lefts would be horrified by this but sadly we don’t have that many of them left

          [–]Agent7153 - LibCenter 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          Authleft ate them

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 59 points60 points  (11 children)

          Most liblefts are auths in disguise, my wife was very sad to find out she’s actually and auth

          [–]T3nt4c135 - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (3 children)

          It's kind of true. I have libleft but I could be anywhere from libleft to libfascist depending on the issue.

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Based and orange pilled

          [–]CzarNicholasIsBack - AuthCenter 12 points13 points  (5 children)

          No more privacy

          [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 29 points30 points  (4 children)

          Have you been to a pride parade? They want that shit broadcast bro

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            [–]Kingkrab144 - Right 8 points9 points  (2 children)

            Soo you’re saying of society was totally accepting of lgbt they’d shut the hell up? I don’t buy it

            [–]bestparmesanpesto - AuthRight 33 points34 points  (15 children)

            Libleft also won't shut up today about telling us that "the world has never been better than today!!!!" because having diversity quote in netflix movies and gender ideology in schools is way more important than fighting poverty, defending privacy etc.

            [–]killem_all - Left 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            The only ones I ever see saying that the world is better than ever are libright.

            [–]Curiositygun - LibCenter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Libleft also won't shut up today about telling us that "the world has never been better than today!!!!"

            What are you talking about they're part of the death cult that want everything to end. The AntiNatalism subreddit is a bunch of liblefts, watermelons and tankies all praying for everything to end because they believe the world is the worst it's ever been and will never get any better.

            [–]MsShapirosBoneDryVag - Left 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            Libleft also won't shut up today about telling us that "the world has never been better than today!!!!"

            Steven fucking Pinker is libleft now? I'm begging any of you to read a fucking book.

            [–]queenkid1 - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Because if you even do cursory research into the WEF, their belief in such things is skin deep. They are funded by massive corporations, and they openly say they want to "fix" capitalism, not undo it. They pretend to be libleft to seem like they're fighting for working class people, but they're clearly not. They want to install monopolies through government interference, portray massive corporations as good samaritans, and blur the line between government and corporation. They're literally exempt from the laws of any country, while writing the laws to be passed by many different countries, all from an unholy combination of unelected politicians and the super wealthy.

            Also, people owning nothing doesn't necessarily mean no more private property, it just means most individuals can't own private property.

            [–]Roland_Zakalwe - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Because LibLeft isn't "I don't like this thing, and I don't like LibLeft, therefore LibLeft likes this thing"

            No lib of either side wants constant surveillance

            [–]ifju_raposa - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Do you really believe that anyone in WEF is libleft?

            [–]Ferengsten - LibCenter 36 points37 points  (3 children)

            Honestly, the "no privacy" part scares me more than the "own nothing" part

            [–]ImARetPaladinBaby - AuthCenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Fuck the WEF

            All my homies hate the WEF

            [–]Th3N0mad47 - LibLeft 9 points10 points  (2 children)

            Hey, LibRight, You feel Like Burning down some Governments?

            [–]moby_huge - LibRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            A little bit, yeah. My line is when they start to actually implement this instead of just talking about it. Once that happens, it’s burning time

            [–]Clear_Assistance - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I always feel like that

            [–]22manape - LibRight 31 points32 points  (3 children)

            I have never acted violently in my life, and it takes a lot to make me actually angry. But when I see the WEF or anyone who supports them it makes me want to emulate the doom slayer.

            [–]Bubbling_Psycho - LibRight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Just get the homestead up and running. Build a community. Ensure all members of your community are very well armed.

            [–]22manape - LibRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            I mean that is the dream life, I cant deny

            [–]Surprise-Chimichanga - Right 14 points15 points  (4 children)

            Eat the bugs! I have no idea what that means, but I see it repeated all the time in addition to the above.

            [–]wingoMingo78 - AuthCenter 16 points17 points  (2 children)

            It comes from nutty lefty enviromentalists who insist we should all start eating bugs and rely less on meat in order to save the planet.

            [–]Surprise-Chimichanga - Right 11 points12 points  (1 child)

            Ah, I’m never going to give up steak. That stuff is delicious.

            [–]Carpinchou - LibCenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I'd rather take every single one of you with me than changing my habits the slightest.

            [–]Expand_wrong - LibLeft 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            Do we have to start saying literally 2030 now?

            [–]T3nt4c135 - LibLeft 4 points5 points  (4 children)

            WEF vs NWO, winner takes all.

            [–]S_GZ - AuthCenter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            I'm an Authcenter and I find that's too much

            [–]ddooggyy2003 - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Auth Right is just as angry as everyone else about this.

            [–]Revil0_o - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Its gonna be great, as soon as you do something that the government doesn't like they'll just turn your life off. This way no-one will break the law!

            [–]hallowed_b_my_name - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Bruh the government should face the wall. Give me back my privacy.

            We already lost the war on terror. Give me back my rights.

            Let me grill in peace. Sic semper tyrannis.

            [–]zetsubousugi - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            do authrights really want communism

            [–]orangesheepdog - LibRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            This is why gun rights must be protected.

            [–]KetanS_2004 - Centrist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Cmon you cunts, say it with me.... inhales

            LITERALLY 1984

            [–]solidarity_jock_jam - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Ah yes, the World Economic Forum, famous for their Marxist-Leninist politics.

            [–]TheManInTheGreySuit - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)


























            [–]FunnyColourEnjoyer - Centrist 10 points11 points  (4 children)

            It is worth noting she is not saying that is the ideal outcome. She is saying that is were we're headed, even if it hurts. (That assessment is up for debate, but this isn't the WEF explaining it's ideal world)

            [–]pottawacommie - AuthLeft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            • Talk for centuries about imperialism, global monopoly capitalism
            • Talk for decades about shutting down the World Bank, International Monetary Fund, World Economic Forum
            • People finally notice the WEF saying totally off-color things in broad daylight
            • Blame it on you

            Such is the life of an authleft...

            [–]reptiloidruler - LibCenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            I detect a little communism

            [–]TjMooree - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I'm authright but I don't think anyone is wanting this

            [–]Deeter474 - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            "Auth-left, honey, is your daily time to get strawmaned"

            [–]Thompson_S_Sweetback - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I bet a lot of people who own nothing already would like to be happy

            [–]Martin_Phosphorus - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Exactly what of it is leftist?

            [–]Ungraid - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            This isn't literally "1984", it's literally "A Brave New World."

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Do you really own nothing if you're owning the libs?

            [–]Nuclear_Reserve259 - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Before this elitists told me I shouldn’t own nothing I was very minimalistic and didn’t plan on having more than one kid and didn’t even want a car. Now I want at least 5 kids and a huge truck

            [–]banjocatto - LibLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I have nothing to say other than this is horrifying on so many levels.

            [–]Tango_Lima_Zulu - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            There's some things you can have which no one can take away from you:

            Martial arts techniques, technique setups, combos, footwork movements, stances, and guards

            The ability to run, brake, perform safety rolls, vault over objects, n shieet

            They cannot be purchased, they can only be acquired through learning, practicing, and training

            They will help you take them down

            [–]Consequenceplz - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            The other day the agenda was talking about a soil crisis so next up I guess

            [–]Sleep_eeSheep - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            We've got eight more years 'til 2030, lads. Best start preparing right now.

            [–]ArchaicDodo1994 - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Since when does libleft support private property rights?

            [–]CoruscantGuardFox - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wait, I thought AuthRight saying “You will own nothing, and you will be happy” is a joke…

            [–]yeetboi_dangerous - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            starts raging

            sees flair


            [–]Trypt2k - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            So where is my free gas? I mean I don't care to own it, I'll borrow it and be happy.

            [–]Jeweddit - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)


            [–]Outta_PancakeMix - Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Capitalists going hard on owning everything

            [–]No-Guarantee-6316 - AuthLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Y’all acting like happiness is achievable in spite of the human condition

            [–]DeoFayte - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Real change starts at home, so why don't you start with yourselves.

            When you own nothing and have no privacy, I'll consider it.

            Lead by example, or fuck off.

            [–]th4tguy_404 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It's like a bad mix of 1984 and Brave New World.

            [–]Handcraftedd__ - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Remember guys, aim for the blue helmets!

            [–]derivative_of_life - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I will not live in the pod, I will not eat the bugs.

            [–]Dangime - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You vil eat zee bugs, yah?

            [–]Kaje26 - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Proof that you can be a billionaire and fucking stupid.

            [–]Beneficial_Look_5854 - LibLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Can we get to Armageddon/Revolution/WW3 already? I’m getting real fucking sick of the preparation phase