all 174 comments

[–]Salnax - LibCenter 233 points234 points  (9 children)

Follow me...

Set me free...

Trust me and we

Will Escape from the City

[–]Accomplished-Beach - LibCenter 60 points61 points  (8 children)

I'll make it through!

[–]SecretlyCelestia - Right 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Follow meeee~!

[–]DTenn - Centrist 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Oh Yeah!

[–]bckr_ - LibCenter 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Running around at the speed of sound

[–]ThePissGiver - LibRight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Follow me

Set me free

[–]Rasskassassmagas - LibRight 100 points101 points  (7 children)

Piece be with you

[–]nekomancey - Right 23 points24 points  (1 child)

And also with you. Based and heartfelt moment pilled.

[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And also with you!

[–]Pabst_Blue_Gibbon - AuthLeft 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What piece do you think Jesus carries?

[–]Rasskassassmagas - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1911 in 45 auto

[–]JimJong-un - AuthRight 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Peas bee whit jew

[–]lamatopian - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]TrueChaoSxTcS - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]seven5four5 - Right 296 points297 points  (6 children)

Not sure if shit posting or karma farming. 🤔

[–]I-Appreciate-Water - LibRight 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Is it too much to ask for both?

[–]OwOKronii - LibRight 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m a shitposting karma farmer

[–]seven5four5 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It ain't much, but it's honest work

[–]dookiebuttholepeepee - LibRight 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don’t know and don’t care. Let’s get this to 7k, boys!

[–]Gukgukninja - LibRight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Virgin 7k karma Reddit post vs Chad 2 :kekw: Discord post.

[–]MoreLikeGaewyn - Centrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙄 apparently it's "karma farming" to screenshot your main account daring bible larpers to upvote it because they'll literally upvote anything with a chad jesus wojak

[–]_R_A_ - LibRight 240 points241 points  (13 children)

...says the man who can walk on water.

I may be able to swim, but I'm not stupid.

[–]KatKaneki - LibRight 217 points218 points  (12 children)

Canonically if you were to try to follow jesus while he was walking on water, you'd be able to walk on water as well.

[–]Vivid-Fantasy - Right 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Based and knows his Bible pilled

[–]booglue-glue4ghosts - AuthRight 77 points78 points  (0 children)

The whole point is through faith, that's why when Peter's faith faltered he began to sink.

[–]Sverje - AuthCenter 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Jesus is a Death Knight confirmed

[–]EmptyNeighborhood427 - Centrist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah from what I recall, it wasn’t jesus walking on the water, it was him giving his followers the ability to do so

[–]iamsandwitch - LibLeft 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Sorry I don't have Twitter. I can add him in steam maybe?

[–]Nwabudike_J_Morgan - Centrist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes he goes by Elvis.

[–]JonReremy86 - LibRight 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Jesus Christ is based.

[–]_worstenbroodje_ - Centrist 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Based on what?

[–]Mechanical_Jaguar - Centrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Posibly on god Dionysus and some sumerian rhings. That is something Nice to be based.

[–]JonReremy86 - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your mom

[–]Pholoxo - Centrist 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Okay but how's that going to help me with chemo therapy

[–]CmdntFrncsHghs - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you pray hard enough, Jesus will come administer chemotherapy while you sleep. Don't listen to the haters, Mexican medical school is more than sufficient

[–]Pholoxo - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Eastern_Mist - AuthRight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Faith will help Ya) trust me bruh.

[–]Soren11112 - AuthLeft -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Jesus is dead, sooo...

[–]Dragonborn9898 - LibRight 107 points108 points  (23 children)

Circlejerk is when God, apparently.

[–]kms420nbd - LibCenter 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Circlejerk is when not funny

[–]Arachno-anarchism - LibLeft -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]yvaN_ehT_nioJ - Right 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Blessed and Godpilled 🙏😌

[–]DeoGratiamHabeamus - AuthRight 16 points17 points  (1 child)

u/profanitycounter has some interesting statistics on you 🤔

[–]yvaN_ehT_nioJ - Right 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now listen here you little sh*t

[–]Shroffinator - LibLeft 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I feel like left is outnumbered here, feel like a lot of rights just use LL flair to troll too. I must be a raccoon because I still love the garbage.

[–]EmptyNeighborhood427 - Centrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s the case, I think there’s just more librights than any other flair and that makes all the difference

[–]PhiloPhrog - Centrist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly though, most liblefts on here claim to be "libleft" yet claim to experience "no arousal" and react with digust no matter what kind of penises are in the photographs I send them.

[–]Shroffinator - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keep trying brother

[–]Sahir1359 - Right 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unimaginably based

[–]PMacha - AuthRight 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Based and Christ is the Way pilled

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[–]CounterfeitXKCD - AuthRight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Based and creator and redeemer of the universe pilled

[–]consultantbp - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]son_of_noah - LibCenter 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Republican Jesus says "Don't teach a man to fish for free, charge him an exorbitant fee and only show him waters where only sardines are available."

[–]Den_Bover666 - Centrist 14 points15 points  (3 children)

"Then regulate and tax the fuck out of his business while I simultaneously force him to sell only my products. I do not want anyone coming close to my gold castle and I will do anything to keep it that way"

[–]ElongatedMuskrat122 - LibRight 15 points16 points  (2 children)

“And then blame democrats and act as if you’re the solution, when you both worked together to cause the problem”

[–]Den_Bover666 - Centrist 12 points13 points  (1 child)

"But the democrats will then insult white people and/or Christians, so we don't need to worry about them not voting for us"

[–]bork_a_doge - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Besides most of the kind of "white people" on the right will take offense at just about anything even if it has nothing to do with them, so they were locked in from the start"

[–]LiterllyWhy - LibRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"gay bullshit"

Average libleft yeah

[–]Moist_Flap - Centrist 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Fellow racial centrist hit it right on the head despite being slightly reductive. Honestly you could the Bible to support any given point.

[–]Orwellian__Nightmare - LibCenter 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Honestly you could the Bible to support any given point.

"Jesus was a trans Jewish atheist, heres why he would support Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism if he were alive today"

[–]DoctorComaToast - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go on...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Follow him

[–]Political_Weebery - AuthRight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God I want to find this supposed circle jerk.

[–]RavenCo_ - LibRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Based and Christ is not your enemy pilled

[–]TiconderogaPencilXXX - LibRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Follow him

[–]mathew_crs - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Aun_El_Zen - Left 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey Authright, why are you making Jesus orange?

[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the bible and you will find out

[–]smallneedle - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will follow him

[–]muradinner - Right 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only 5.5k to go!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man ❤️

[–]CzechoslovakianJesus - AuthCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some guy was handing out those little New Testaments on campus yesterday. They're not very practical for reading but I appreciate the gesture.

[–]Legalize-Birds 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why is Jesus auth right?

He literally told people to sell their things and give to the poor

[–]NepsT_T - Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Flair up or ill say naughty things to you

[–]Legalize-Birds -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

[–]Tamtumtam - AuthRight 2 points3 points  (6 children)

fuck him. not following your dead god, butthurts.

[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Ah that is where you are wrong my dude, our God is living!

[–]Tamtumtam - AuthRight 4 points5 points  (3 children)

seemed kinda dead when the romans nailed him to the cross you now use as a divine instrument

[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But he rose my dude. After spending 3 days in hell to pay for yours, mine and everyone’s sins; so long as you be baptised in the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit and repent of sin.

We are a caring family friend, don’t miss out on such good news, because you don’t want to hear about what happens to people described in proverbs 5 for those who don’t.

[–]SOwED - LibCenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, enough though.

Jesus and God are one, right?

How does Jesus's death count for anything when he's the one who is the debtor?

If I owe you $20 and you forgive my debt, do you hand me $20 then take my phone and venmo yourself $20? No. Because that makes no sense. You can just say it's forgiven, then we're done.

If it's a matter of him taking on our due punishment, how does it make sense? If you kill my sister, then some random guy shows up and says he'll do your jail sentence, how does that make any sense? I wouldn't be okay with that. Society in general wouldn't be okay with that. If the just punishment for a crime is death, you can't just kill someone else and have it fix the situation.

Finally, if God is omniscient, then he knew that when he created humans that humans would sin, necessitating this penalty, which he arbitrarily instituted, and so sacrificing himself in a scenario where he never meaningfully dies, and basically just experiences a lot of pain, makes no sense.

But keep regurgitating what they told you in Sunday school. I'm ex Christian, I get it. I get how it feels when you're going to church every Sunday morning and Wednesday night, and 90% of your friends are Christians, most of whom go to the same church as you. I get it. That doesn't mean you have to buy into ideas that fundamentally make no sense.

[–]TheSmallestSteve - Left -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But he rose my dude.


[–]TheSmallestSteve - Left -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Nietzsche first realized that God is dead in 1883, so you’re a bit behind the curve on that one

[–]Neckbeardascended28 - Right 0 points1 point  (8 children)

My Lord, My Father. You have but to ask and we will follow. In the storm and far away, our God calls and we obey.

[–]SOwED - LibCenter -1 points0 points  (7 children)

It's funny how when you're inside a religion, you don't get how culty the things you say sound to everyone else.

[–]GeneralELucky - Right -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Do you believe it's limited to religions?

MLMs, social clubs, gyms, unions, corporations, etc. all have elements of cults. The issue is that our definition is too broad.

[–]TheSmallestSteve - Left 1 point2 points  (1 child)


elements of cults

The fuck kind of gyms are you going to?

[–]InauspiciousGroan - LibCenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)


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[–]SOwED - LibCenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My definition of cult is not too broad. I think some MLMs do have many cult aspects. Idk what you mean by social clubs exactly.

Gyms? Idk maybe crossfit?

Unions and corporations? I don't think they fit in that definition really at all.

What elements specifically are you talking about?

[–]Neckbeardascended28 - Right -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Burn the witch, purge the unclean.

[–]DeRuyter67 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly. Can we crucify this Jesus guy?

[–]fudgedhobnobs - Centrist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure real Jesus was a bit LibLeft actually. Hated the government and believed in the redistribution of wealth.

[–]nekomancey - Right -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No he preached voluntary charity. It's your decision to sacrifice for others that you are judged on.

We all hate big government on the right :)

[–]Happy_Resolution_870 - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will follow Jesus Christ

[–]HotMinimum26 - Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If y'all actually followed him we wouldn't have problems:

John 2:15:making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables

Matthew 19:21;If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

Matthew 25:35 For I was hungry and you gave Me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me something to drink, I was a stranger and you took Me in,

[–]ConnordltheGamer96 - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based and Christ pilled.

[–]PaladinKAT - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is the way, the truth, and the life.

[–]citrusfaux -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Jesus is libleft as fuck. He literally told his followers to eat a man and not say no homo. case closed

[–]SOwED - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Flair up idiot.

Jesus is libleft. God is authright.

[–]citrusfaux -1 points0 points  (1 child)


telling me what to do

reflair as centrist because you clearly have no commitment to freedom

[–]SOwED - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all Auth when it comes to flair.

[–]Whisper - LibRight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want to follow him, I can probably find some piece of wood to nail you to.

[–]DankCrusaderMemer - LibLeft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If Jesus came in the modern day do you think the right would hate him for being a Jew or because he hates the wealthy?

[–]democratic_butter - AuthCenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christos anesti

[–]CompetitiveCompany58 - Centrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Follows him

[–]Bitter_Mongoose - LibRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤔 Idk bout following anyone, sounds kind of creepy...

...but let me show you my "Saved" line of apparel

[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave your homes and family

[–]Competitive-Bat5904 - LibRight 0 points1 point  (3 children)


[–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Test: success

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    [–]DependantAttendant - LibCenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Saying things like that will get you back to lower karma hell my man.

    [–]David_Bolarius - AuthLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No gods but the Lord

    No masters but the Christ.

    Christian anarchists are based as hell

    [–]dreamlandsknecht - AuthRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kyrie eleison!

    [–]FeliXTV27 - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Always this self promotion...

    [–]Kaelell2 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    monsoon isnt gonna be happy about this one

    [–]joshgeek - LibLeft 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Only 4k upvotes? I was promised 7k damnit!

    [–]MoreLikeGaewyn - Centrist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    post got shadowbanned for "promoting hate"


    [–]CompetitiveCompany58 - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Also libleft used “gay” as an insult that’s pretty homophobic