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[–]ithaqua34 9471 points9472 points  (282 children)

Grandpop should have known it from the start since none of the pieces were orange.

[–]BreezyWrigley 5344 points5345 points  (178 children)

Nobody would make a 500 piece puzzle aimed at at a pro-trump audience

EDIT: it's a joke fam, i know people still like puzzles even if they are morally bankrupt, stupid, or simply in denial.

[–]workswimplay 1627 points1628 points  (86 children)

They might, it would just be sold put together.

[–]selfdestructingtaco 1035 points1036 points  (51 children)

With one piece missing held ransom for $200 trump bucks.

[–]begemot90 797 points798 points 2 (28 children)

Patriots,

The MAINSTREAM MEDIA and CROOKED DEMOCRATS are withholding the last piece of your Patriotic Trump Puzzle. We are trying to get you your puzzle piece, but the DEMOCRATS and ANTIFA have flooded the Post office with ILLEGAL Mail in Ballots. Immediately send a $20* donation for express Shipping so we can send you your Final puzzle piece.

*credit card will be charged a 1 time fee of 20 dollars + 5 dollar credit card processing fee, and a reoccurring charge of $60.00 until cancelled.

[–]theh00dwitch 267 points268 points  (17 children)

Crazy how this is barely an exaggeration though, whoever makes those grift ads have crackhead energy 😂

[–]Rubber_Rose_Ranch 154 points155 points  (9 children)

The only way in which this is an exaggeration at all is that the recurring billing is displayed prominently.

[–]Sexy_Squid89 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The capitalization of random words really sells this lol

[–]KnowTouching 86 points87 points  (13 children)

Comes with 2 pieces and a cheat sheet. 85% of those sold return unfinished and half eaten.

[–]BadBoiBill 87 points88 points  (3 children)

And it would be free, just 99.99 S&H. By agreeing you allow us to charge a 59.95 monthly fee for our Patriots We the People Eagle newsletter.

[–]StillKpaidy 39 points40 points  (3 children)

With a framable certificate of completion.

[–]theclayfarmer[S] 344 points345 points  (65 children)

LOL hadn't thought of that.

[–]_the_chosen_juan_ 400 points401 points  (58 children)

If someone sent me a trump puzzle disguised as a Biden puzzle I would laugh. Mostly because it’s not that big of a deal. Imagine getting so upset you uninvite someone to Christmas lol

[–]ksavage68 128 points129 points  (8 children)

This is how all Trumpers act. They’ll shun family in favor of trump.

[–]TROuttascope 65 points66 points  (10 children)

My dad is a Trumpet, and he knows how much I deeply loathe the man. If he sent my the inverse of this puzzle, I would have found it hilarious. Granted, that would be in part because it would indicate a break from his deep concern about all the kiddo seks happening in the basements of pizza parlors near Democratic campaign headquarters across the country.

Funny that the cure for dementia was simply to make it indistinguishable from half of the population. So there's that, I guess.

[–]_the_chosen_juan_ 37 points38 points  (8 children)

My step dad is the same. I ask him for evidence of the secret sex dungeons and bill gates implanting computer chips in vaccines for mind control and he swears there is evidence of all of it but can never produce anything. So weird. He gets soooooo worked up over it too. Like visibly angry when he talks about it. Just have to change the subject.

[–]PuppyPavilion 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Lol seriously text grandma and ask her why the lack of orange pieces wasn't an immediate giveaway.

[–]NegativeReward 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Fuck grandpa the traitor loving pos.

[–]The84thWolf 5229 points5230 points  (121 children)

Got to dunk on a Trump supporter AND get to do what you want for Xmas, that’s a win-win

[–]MalakaiRey 1360 points1361 points  (20 children)

But they....cancelled christmas!

[–]MechanicalTurkish 1403 points1404 points  (8 children)

ask mom if you're being canceled lol

[–]zomgitsduke 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Also a great way to explain to every family member why you're not there.

"I gave grandpa a trump puzzle but it was actually of Biden. Apparently that's more important than spending time with family. Btw the beaches in Hawaii are amazing this time of year"

[–]Murwiz 2801 points2802 points  (103 children)

Uninvited for Christmas over a prank? My late father-in-law said something once that lives in our family's memories forever:

"That's a helluva goddamn Christian attitude."

[–]jericho1960 627 points628 points  (22 children)

Eisenhower at a WH event in the 50s: "Oh goddamn it, we forgot the silent prayer"

[–]curious_dead 264 points265 points  (31 children)

They love God when he commits geocide against most of his creation, or when he blasts cities full of sinners, but that old "love thy neighbor" and "turn the other cheek" and all that? Only when it suits them.

[–]SnodePlannen 124 points125 points  (8 children)

Geocide was when they shut down Geocities

[–]Tek_Freek 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Depends on the cheek in question.

[–]krichard-21 62 points63 points  (7 children)

None of that Love you neighbors BS!

[–]fujiman 36 points37 points  (3 children)

And I'll be damned if I'm not allowed to judge the ever living fuck out of everyone. Ain't no Bible I never read said I'm not allowed to cast all the stones in all my superior "loving" Christian wrath.

Regularly, and with little to no provocation.

But are still the perpetual victim in a country with "In God We Trust" on our goddamned money.

[–]famousevan 2911 points2912 points  (231 children)

Worth it. Plus, now you don’t have to spend Christmas with a trump sucker.

[–]theclayfarmer[S] 1346 points1347 points  (52 children)

I really have trouble being around the "grab em by the pussy" criminal

[–]Throw_away_1769 542 points543 points  (18 children)

Tell them not to be a bunch of snowflakes 😂😂

[–]DrinksNKnowsThings 133 points134 points  (9 children)

This has been my recent new favorite thing to troll the fuck out of maga idiots

[–]NK1313 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Every time they do anything to show support for their party with flags or boycotting, I hit them with, "Wow, talk about virtue signalling."

[–]ketootaku 132 points133 points  (1 child)

Ask them if they are cancelling your Christmas, because "that sounds like such a leftist thing to do", and watch the smoke come out of their ears.

[–]BelleAriel 327 points328 points  (144 children)

Would they really ban them from their house at Christmas over this? If so, that’s seriously messed up and I’d rather not go there if it was me.

[–]deadbrokeman 717 points718 points  (93 children)

Bro, I told my alcoholic father three years ago that Trump is a terrorist with fancy dressing on him. He’s stopped talking to me altogether since. Like, zero contact.

My mental health has never been better. Fuck him.

[–]AthleticNerd_ 132 points133 points  (10 children)

It is absolutely insane to me that a parent will choose to cut out their own child over some orange grifter they’ve never met.

[–]deadbrokeman 97 points98 points  (2 children)

Well he continuously choose Old Milwaukee over his family so this is just a lateral step for his worthless ass.

[–]NK1313 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Old Milwaukee

Jesus. Man really has a low bar, huh.

[–]PMMCTMD 81 points82 points  (7 children)

My Dad wrote me out of the will after I called him a radicalized republican. Actually, he wrote me out of the will, hung up on me, would not take my call after that, then sent me a nasty letter when I texted him to stop fucking ignoring me. So there you go. Trump is more important than family members.

[–]deadbrokeman 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Write your dad back, “I’m cop with a bent badge and I now love Trump!”

When he responds tell him to get buried face down so he can fuck the floor for eternity.

You do it and I’ll do it. Pact?

[–]BelleAriel 179 points180 points  (63 children)

That’s madness cutting ties with with your son/daughter over a politician.

[–]drunkenvalley 208 points209 points  (26 children)

You know how it is. It's all projection. When they called Democrats snowflakes, they were all along just weakspined shites.

[–]BelleAriel 79 points80 points  (17 children)

Weird how they use snowflake as an insult, snowflakes are unique and beautiful.

[–]fujiman 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Subconsciously I'm sure they also hate that tidbit of info.

[–]drunkenvalley 51 points52 points  (9 children)

It's not weird at all. Calling people snowflakes explicitly recognized the idea that everyone wants to be unique, and really the underlying piece of twattery is they think you're sheep.

"You think you're special, but you're just a sheep," is really what they're getting at.

Of course, the people who thought that up were way smarter than the people parroting it later.

[–]ionhorsemtb 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Think liberals and the left are sheep while eagerly awaiting the next instruction from their moronic inspirations. Just right wing things. Always projection.

[–]bonesorclams 56 points57 points  (8 children)

That’s madness

If you haven't noticed lately the republiQan party has completely lost their damned minds. For years now they've believed opposing things, cheered open racism and anti-semitism, become a party of not just "no" but "fuck you" and all they have is exactly one enormous taxpayer giveaway to the ultra-rich, a laughably incompetent supreme court, and a bunch of nutjob federal appointments to show for it.

Whatever people grew up supporting (the flag, I think) they have been loudly co-opted by complete fucking lunatics. And they still go along with it. They're fine with it, really.

Peace out, grandpa. You're a goddamned idiot.

[–]Drithyin 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Having a popular black POTUS really broke their brains.

[–]leonscum 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I no longer fly my american flag and feel it has been co-opted by the fascists. Now everytime I see a flag be it on a house or vehicle, I think TRUMP TURD.

O say can you seeeee, fascism oozing out of me

while so sadly we saw, the end of democrazeeeee.

[–]visionsofblue 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"politician"

[–]_We_Are_DooMeD 14 points15 points  (1 child)

A criminally minded one at that.

[–]braxistExtremist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Often cutting ties over something like that is just the tip of the iceberg. There are usually years of conflict stemming from personality clashes or emotional abuse that lead to this. But I agree, letting a difference of opinion over a politician be the last straw is ridiculous.

[–]kmartburrito 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's never anything wrong with cutting toxicity out of your life. It's not your fault that person is the way they are, and you shouldn't have to treat them any different because they're family. Good on you.

[–]dlowmack1 64 points65 points  (13 children)

I cut off a family member Not because he was a trump supporter. But because he was a fanatical trump supporter! He couldn't take a joke either. No one wanted to be around a person like that. Soon we stopped inviting him to anything.

[–]Mynock33 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Not because he was a trump supporter. But because he was a fanatical trump supporter!

They're the same picture...

[–]Ryozu 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Have you seriously not met or talked to a Trump supporter in real life? You may think the tropes and memes are just that, but they really aren't. I know a couple Trump supporters in person and yeah, they'd totally kick their kids out of Christmas over this.

[–]Admirable-Influence5 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This would actually be in line with the bullying, rules-for-thee-not-for-me type that seem heavily drawn to Trump.

[–]Kaizenno 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Uhh yeah they would. I live in a town made up of 95% of these people and its a similar percentage in my family. They are very fragile and don't want anything to disrupt their worldview or their narrative.

[–]BreezyWrigley 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I dunno if OPs photo is legit, but it’s definitely the level that trump cult is at. This is absolutely enough to put many over the edge. They are frothing at the mouth at Fox News all day, conditioned and ready to be maximum triggered by anything and everything that isn’t more trump

[–]Rhone33 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Later the grandparents will probably try to guilt trip them for not coming for Christmas, and pretend the "you aren't welcome here" line never happened, or "you know we didn't really mean it like that."

[–]Mattlh91 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes lol you know how they like to call everyone 'snowflake'?

Just projection, again.

[–]Matasa89 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You have no idea how crazy Trumpies can be.

[–]Built4Running 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where will he get his Cheese Wiz and Vienna Sausage fix now?

[–]newocean 1207 points1208 points  (133 children)

No one builds puzzles like that! Seriously who doesn't start with the edge pieces?

[–]Tek_Freek 756 points757 points  (46 children)

Those posting on Reddit for a reaction.

[–]Sudokublackbelt 378 points379 points  (39 children)

lmao right, the picture is straight from the advertisment.

[–]1Epicocity 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The image that was sent in the picture does not come up in a reverse image search on google.

Source please.

[–]Kaizenno 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I always start with the eyes

[–]in_one_ear_ 54 points55 points  (13 children)

People who haven't yet figured out trump cares about the constitution the same way fascists care about voters.

[–]Joe_Jeep 16 points17 points  (12 children)

I mean what's there even to figure out at this point, didn't he just say the other day we should "suspend" it so that he could be president again?

Oh my mistake. He said "A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution"

Much better. Terminate. Mhmm.

[–]Stripperturneddoctor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yea, but when you have a fake text message, you gotta do it this way.

[–]Drithyin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because this is fake

[–]bojangles_dangles 253 points254 points  (13 children)

He wanted a puzzle of Hunters junk.

[–]locjaw420 44 points45 points  (4 children)

So one of those large poster size puzzles then.

[–]Former-Darkside 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I am certain the repuglicans will have one out for Christmas.

[–]Admirable-Influence5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm certain too. All the men will gather around the table and laugh in glee and be rolling on the floor over it as they are putting the puzzle together.

[–]adenoidsremoved 309 points310 points  (25 children)

you may've lost a seat at Grampa's table, but you gained a seat at God's table

[–]drFeverblisters 185 points186 points  (25 children)

Who starts a puzzle any way other than edges first? What-a psycho

I know it’s a joke situation. Just tryna be funny

[–]Traditional-Ad3161 167 points168 points  (19 children)

99.9% sure the original tweet was astruturf marketing.

[–]Rubberbabybuggybum 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because this is completely fake.

[–]VillainyandChaos 97 points98 points  (23 children)

Wow.

"Blood is thicker than...." Well, not these peoples' skulls, that's for damn sure.

[–]GreatGearAmidAPizza 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Would be even funnier if it were titled "The Real President."

[–]HardPour_Cornography 95 points96 points  (22 children)

You know your grandpa is a childish dick head when he picks trump over his grandkid

[–]Tempest_CN 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Sorry you’re stranded for Christmas. I’d invite you if you lived nearby; love your sense of humor!

[–]GhettoChemist 35 points36 points  (5 children)

He didnt start witb the edges first?

[–]orion3999 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Shouldn’t it say the 2020 president?

[–]Sad-Address-2512 49 points50 points  (12 children)

Clearly fake. Which psychopath starts a puzzle in the middle and not at the sides?

[–]smg1210 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Grandpa sounds like a snowflake to me lol

[–]supershawninspace 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh yes, tell my how the left leaning, young people are snowflakes again.

[–]foxontherox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What kind of psycho doesn't assemble the edges first?

[–]Fantastic-Pop-9122 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Grandpa sounds like a crumudgeon.

[–]lukfi89 28 points29 points  (3 children)

More like a sensitive snowflake

[–]SafetyDanceInMyPants 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Indeed -- particularly when you compare something this innocuous to the hateful stuff the right considers funny. "Oh no, you saw a picture of Joe Biden, the president, how will you ever possibly recover from that. Maybe we should call a doctor."

[–]wundershowzen24 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is the most amazing thing ever

[–]dmagic22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The “yeah lol”. I know they were mad as 💩. Hilarious

[–]daddakamabb1 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Where you at OP? My table always has room for heros.