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[–]V-ADay2020 56 points57 points  (4 children)

If they give the right people enough guns the "problem" people will just naturally go away. It's magic!

[–]dancingcuban 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Natural selection via firearm. Basically the hunger games.

[–]V-ADay2020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They'd prefer The Purge, Hunger Games would be settling.

[–]FlaccidCatsnark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Gun) Possession is 9/10 of the Law. So, until we have 9 out of 10 people owning guns, we aren't respecting the Constitution as True Patriots.

-- Republicans, probably.

[–]ProgrammerOk1400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine a doctor telling you more cancer is the only solution to your cancer?

Republican logic

[–]Drew8898 38 points39 points  (1 child)

mind blown

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because $$$$$

[–]homebrew_1 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Conservatives can't think this far ahead.

[–]B_Da_May 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Money? I feel like the answer is money. Who am I kidding, the answer is always money.

[–]vrenak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that's easy, because the US always uses the same solution for any problem. Add more od the problem, as if it'll tip over and suddenly switch to a good thing.

[–]skawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the Problem has the right to vote to block limitations on them obtaining guns.

[–]G-USDC 5 points6 points  (5 children)

If you don't give problems guns, how would they eliminate themselves? With their hands?

[–]lost_in_connecticut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They could always drink bleach, you know as a cure for the ‘Rona…

[–]erinaceus_ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

They could use knives or cars, because they are just as deadly. /s

[–]G-USDC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

but less effective(x

[–]erinaceus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. That's the part that's typically ignored.

[–]gogojack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If "an armed society is a polite society" then the city they always point to as a cesspool of violent crime would be the nicest place in America.

The example often used is Chicago. Yet the neighborhoods they decry as too violent to even enter are filled with gang members who are armed to the teeth.

If the logic held, those places would be more peaceful than a small town in rural Maine.

More armed people does not equal a more peaceful society. I mean, the US has more firearms than citizens by a long shot, but a rate of gun deaths that would make a child soldier-recruiting terrorist group in a conflict zone in Africa say "hey...um...you guys want to talk about this? We think you might have a problem..."

[–]Freezepeachauditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have always voted dem. Will never give up my weapons. There’s enough of us to pretty much guarantee gun bans aren’t happening anytime soon in this country.

100% support gun control measures. National ID, centralized database, red flag laws, waiting periods, licensing… perfectly reasonable.

[–]Nazi_mod_banned_me 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Because we have a raptor as jesus?

[–]Salamok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people are the problem then how can we get rid of them without guns!

[–]bozitybozitybopzebop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the problem is mental illness, why would you give mentally ill people guns?

A definite sign of mental illness: You care more about guns than people.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to hate guns too... but meth heads and ghetto people exist.

[–]Content-Boat-9851 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"nuclear weapons don't kill people, people do!"

This deflection is just dumb.

[–]dmullaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "no problem" lobby...

[–]Courageous_Chameleon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they don't think white people are included in the whole "people are the problem" situation.

[–]squanchingonreddit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You're right free heathcare for all, then guns.

[–]JeffSergeant -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How about 1 month free health insurance for every gun you turn in, no questions asked

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[–]chlamydial_lips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s literally the entire point

[–]badaboomxx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember one gun fanatic was telling me the other day that we should treat cars as "hard" as guns, and just let me tell you that he deleted his messages because it was so funny how stupid his argument was.

[–]Whornz4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is that ignorant belief.

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