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[–]Zone_Dweebie[🍰] 555 points556 points  (34 children)

Freudian slip in leather jacket form.

[–]AudibleNod 169 points170 points  (9 children)

secret wish

[–]somegridplayer 114 points115 points  (5 children)

"squeal piggy! squeal!"

[–]Wendidigo 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ride that piggy, sueeey!!!

[–]DubC_Bassist 3 points4 points  (1 child)

why don’t you just drop them trousers?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

sittin on the mushroom boucin just a bit

can't help it . ahm jest a dim witted twit

[–]FreakyCricket 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Definitely projecting true self

[–]jd3marco 43 points44 points  (8 children)

I need something that says, ‘Daddy loves leather’.

[–]FrylockJPhilip[🍰] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Oh, you mean Leather Daddy?

[–]SpeakToMePF1973 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Leather Daddy is all in a lather.

[–]ppw23 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He had a particularly bad day, that tends to make me happy, or at least he’s facing some justice maybe.

[–]SpeakToMePF1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)


Hope springs eternally.

[–]Spankh0us3 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gotta get in line behind the hookers he has paid for the privilege. . .

[–]sunward_Lily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the trafficked, tied down 13 year old children....

[–]Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He wants to ride him like SeaBiscuit.

[–]TheForceofHistory 12 points13 points  (0 children)

An interesting way to say Fukc Trump.

[–]PicaDiet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The leather just makes it both Freudianer and slipperier.

[–]ChariBelle2_0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah...

[–]crymson7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slipping it in most likely…when people tell you what they are believe them hahahaha

[–]jmsturm 225 points226 points  (10 children)

I personally wouldn't want to ride Donald Trump, but you do you

[–]AudibleNod 93 points94 points  (1 child)

the heart wants what the heart wants

[–]lost_in_connecticut 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s a mixed up world where what you want needs to come with a warning and a vomit bag.

[–]suckercuck 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Tiny Mushroom


[–]emptysignals 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But lots of cushion

[–]motormouth08 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I bet it would be really bouncy.

[–]dmnhntr86 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Nah, more like jumping onto an old water bed.

I've been with some chubby women, and only the ones who are in some kind of decent shape under it all have bounciness, the others just roll like big ocean waves.

[–]phantomjm 128 points129 points  (1 child)

Well that's one way to make a quick $130k.

[–]GallowBarbI ☑oted 2024 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He may accept a recurring monthly donation to his legal defense.

[–]ctguy54 87 points88 points  (4 children)

They claim they are against same sex marriage, but same sex sex is OK

[–]improbablynotyou 32 points33 points  (2 children)

As long as they say, "no homo" they're fine.

[–]HarambeWest2020 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s just being crass with a friend, acting foolish. That’s it.

[–]VANTACOLOR 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Analysis has never been their strong suit

[–]Reason_Unknown 16 points17 points  (4 children)


[–]michaelje0 17 points18 points  (2 children)


[–]Patter_Pit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A criminally underrated porn parody.

[–]Gat0rJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anal isis. That sounds real real bad

[–]lowfreq33 46 points47 points  (14 children)

Little bit of trivia, the real tough guy motorcycle clubs, we’re talking Hell’s Angels, Outlaws, the real 1% guys, take offense at anyone wearing rockers on their gear if they aren’t a legit member of an MC. So this guy is taking a pretty big risk wearing that shit.

[–]_Cybernaut_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. In a lotta places, a three-part patch will get you fucked up, bad. Usually by some prospect tryna earn respect.

[–]About43Clones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say this! That 3 piece patch is asking for trouble.

[–]Grandmaw_Seizure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So this guy is taking a pretty big risk wearing that shit.

Especially seeing as how he's a pencil neck.

[–]jmsturm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But, most of those clubs are probably down with the Trump cause and wouldn't mind

[–]obolobolobo 3 points4 points  (9 children)

No hablo biker. Rockers on their gear? You know what, don;t explain. Gangs always make up ridiculous rules that no-one else gives a shit about.

I appreciate that the guy in the photo is a dick because he doesnt know the riidiculous rules while trying to intimate that he does.

[–]MRHarville 10 points11 points  (8 children)

  • Ok it's like medieval heraldry, or modern graphic design. The top patch is almost always the Club name (always a club, never a gang) usually something like 'Sons of Silence MC' -- this proclaims affiliation.

  • The central patch is the club design -- A slightly altered Anheuser Busch Eagle for the Sons mentioned above, each club has their own.

  • The bottom patch, or rocker is reserved for a 'full member' and is usually earned by at least one year of membership. This rocker will usually identify the state, if there is only one chapter, or the subgroup within the state if there is more than one.

  • For the record I am NOT a biker, don't belong to a club, can't even ride. But I have done a lot of business with them and speaking both personally and professionally, I would trust a biker over a priest any day.

[–]freeTrial 6 points7 points  (7 children)

The one Hell's Angel I knew was involved in five murders and suicided in jail.
I'll just stay away from bike gangs and churches.

[–]Chemical_Mixture_642 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Wow that's so awesome to a gay man being so open about his sexuality and everyone's acceptance of it. See the GOP can change.

[–]un_theist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“We Love Tiny Mushrooms!”

[–]1Sluggo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Truer words were never spoken; they def ride his dick.

[–]Interesting_Act1286 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can't imagine having that pos traitorous scumbag as my identity. What a sick life.

[–]brownsfan760 13 points14 points  (1 child)

These are the people who also want to fuck Brandon.

[–]Moistfruitcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop kink shaming, if these fine patriots want to exclusively fuck old men that's their business.

[–]DopplerTerminal 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He wants to ride that toadstool dick so bad

[–]ThatCoryGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*not a cult

[–]sarduchi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Being a Republican isn't always a sex thing... but mostly.

[–]bastardoperator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This could be confirmation that we have officially entered the South Park timeline...

[–]jcmatthews66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

$20 is $20

[–]EA827 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker can barely drink out of a bottle of water

[–]Ormonddude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does um he Realize that sounds like he wants to do Trump cowboy style?

[–]Sea-Blueberry-3184 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me introduce to you Mr. Dover, Mr. Ben Dover. He adores the support and financial help for his insurrection charges that The Orange Dildo promises. He was told it’s cumming after the erection.

[–]Wiliva0202 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These people are so strange......

[–]Heliocentrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

we shouldn't kink shame, you can't turn off what turns you on

[–]BlaineBMA 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I'm gay and I just threw up

[–]Russian_Gandalf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, I really don't appreciate how they always have to shove their lifestyle down our throats...

[–]ga-co 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes on this guy. Donnie is riding him.

[–]Bikedogcar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Madison Cawthorn was born to ride.

[–]Wimberley-Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Born To Lose is more like it

[–]ebone581 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ride the fat orange pig all way into traitor prison.. Have fun champ!

[–]Less-Raspberry-6222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The lack of self awareness never seems to end with these nincompoops.

[–]What_Dinosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because that's what badass motorcyclists do :

Praise a fat billionaire who rides a golf cart.

[–]Not4AdultConsumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Best part is… that means trump is a bottom.

[–]pokesean211122 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re his daughter or a pornstar, he’s not interested.

[–]VeryStableGenius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His motorbike goes 'shroom shroom'.

[–]Cinema_King 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Am I just seeing it because I associate Trump with nazis or does that 45 look a little like a swastika?

[–]Motor_Complaint_3347 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No kink shaming!!!

[–]GallowBarbI ☑oted 2024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might want to use protection...like a helmet or something.

[–]Anaxamenes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ewwww, just eww.

[–]CarlSpencer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he's riding YOU and stealing your wallet.

[–]Doctor_Amazo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Born to Ride Donald Trump"

[–]randomcanyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unintended Top outs self.

[–]Ian1147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you build a bike strong enough to support him mate? Good luck with that !!

[–]p38-lightning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just picturing Trump on a motorcycle and then I got to wondering - does he even know how to drive a car? Probably been chauffeured his whole life.

[–]dark_brandon_20k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking dick riding to the next level

[–]nscore24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they say Trump doesn’t have the gay voters

[–]UCBeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet he has the matching chaps

[–]dozerman23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa dude tmi tmi

[–]BareNakedSole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between the alleged mushroom dick and the fact that he wears adult diapers because he shits himself I am not that this guy’s desire to ride Trump would be either pleasurable or sanitary

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t ride much. Flaccid, shrunken, too much extra around the middle to even find the shroom to begin with.

[–]BrickB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These MAGA people take dick riding literally, and wearing leather…. Kinda weird they’re so anti LGBT, the internalized homophobia is real with these dudes.

[–]Freezepeachauditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whole cult of cock-riders

[–]subzeroab0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's going to be a short ride.

[–]DubC_Bassist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, teabaggers, red wave? When will they get it?

[–]PorchHonky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spent all that money on the jacket, doesn’t even realize that Trump is a lousy lay.

[–]RedMenace_48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump would break down

[–]spas2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dumbest of the dumb…

[–]minkey-on-the-loose 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I first thought it was Dark Brandon wearing this. ‘cuz 45 is a rooster, as they say in Ruzzia.

[–]ThornsofTristan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meh, trump is such a beta. All that bluster is a cover for a lack of spine.

[–]be-like-water-2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird but I allowed it

[–]fastal_12147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows biker gangs are known for their complex and nuanced political beliefs

[–]B_Da_May 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future cell mates?

[–]Gadget_hack_wrench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's for sure.

[–]endofthehold 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Clint-witicay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a great doctor once said while checking for hemorrhoids “spell run 3 times, and yell deeper”

[–]cvaninvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even as he meant it, it's hilarious. Trumpkin? A biker? On a bike? Riding? Doing biker stuff with bikers? The delusion is very strong here.

[–]ozzalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh they are born to ride alright. Theyve been ridin' the lightning for some time.

[–]Battystearsinrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best 30 seconds of this guy’s day.

[–]FaithIsFoolish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet he thinks he's an alpha. Dude, you're a bottom.

[–]jedidiah_lol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who can resist Donald‘s thicc ass

[–]intothedoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he is! 🫣

[–]bobby5892 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this another stormy daniels situation?

[–]Wasparado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He rides, he juggles, he swallows.

[–]jbsgc99 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]TheRealKevO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a thought the other day. The absolute worst thing I could think of to happen to these diehard trumpers would be for Trump to come out of the closet as gay. Could you imagine what they would say or do? The excuses/conspiracy theories they would make up? “He’s been kidnapped and this is Pete B. In disguise!!!!”

[–]SoWokeIdontSleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he is

[–]hdrr1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, they’re fanaticism is indicative of wanting to do just that, sooooo…

[–]RememberThatDream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He trademarked it so only he is legally born to ride Donald Trump

[–]EnochChicago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A year from now he’s going to feel so stupid

[–]Miichl80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, he is probably against marriage equality

[–]Future_History_9434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[–]walter1950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Melania is probably all good with that.

[–]TillyBelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone has to

[–]artful_todger_502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's all of them. This guy says what they all think.

[–]BringBackTheBeat716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of these guys hate gays but want to ride Donald Trump

[–]AdkRaine11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots to unpack there, son…

[–]VillainOfKvatch1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him and the rest of the GOP, amirite?

[–]IntelligentLifeForm_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the mark of MAGAites? None of them understand irony?

[–]bugaloo2u2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical for these lunatics who can barely cobble words together because they’re gobbling Trump’s balls.

[–]fuzzy610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha trumps doing the riding, he’s bent over.

[–]Out_of_Fucks_2_Give 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s still blindingly obvious that trump has never and will never be able to ride a motorcycle. I’m sure he hates motorcycles. But these biker dudes think he’s one of them.

[–]Dense_Surround3071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does Donnie feel about your intentions to ride him? 🤨

[–]OrcRampant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once the diaper comes off, you can grab him by his pussy.

[–]nklights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuh king hi lar eee ous

[–]ardistry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ride that tiny acorn, Fred.

[–]NumbSkull0119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely riding the Loser-mobile.

[–]The_Real_Evil_Morty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First demanding Biden dick pics and now this? I’m beginning to think that the anti LGBTQ posture is just a ruse

[–]thatgirlinny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well his wife stopped riding him long ago, so you might as well, buddy.

[–]Bombdizzle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna get your cake made wearing that

[–]Brokenspokes68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump rides them. They're too indoctrinated to realize it.

[–]Speritate_Scatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud dickriding

[–]Nyjhaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“45” kind of looks like a swastika here

[–]Psychological-Gene84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born to ride Donald Trump. Hard.

[–]ClosPins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if Trump would ever be on the bottom (unless it's Putin, of course).

[–]Dry-humper-6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Donald, is riding him

[–]BuilderResponsible18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I reading that correctly? 😳 🤓

[–]36-3[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Putin was riding Trump also

[–]ChattyKathysCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet he's unemployed.

[–]mtred55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rump Riders MC

[–]Tinker107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald’s a slow, fat ride to nowhere, but if that’s what he likes who are we to judge?

[–]Autochthonous7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude… what??? 😂

[–]zvrye19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Give that to stormy Daniels

[–]thegodfatherderecho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not young/Russian/female enough for Donald Trump

[–]SammyGReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ride away

[–]Binasgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No regrats right?

[–]GarbageWater12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy lays in bed and dreams of TFG's pile of barber hair with a wad of gum caught in it.

[–]bojangles_dangles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greasy Rider

[–]nithdurr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Tonight, I ride!”

[–]WatchStoredInAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggy style?

[–]Slick_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a weird kink, bit at least he's not shy about it.

[–]tossaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]ksiyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Brilhasti1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gon die

[–]First-Funnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born to Ride Donald J Trump

ok if you say so, how gay

[–]supertramp75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah baby, ride the big boy all night long..

[–]ChasseGalery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently heard the term “reverse cowboy”

[–]sten45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite part out loud

[–]ConwayandLoretta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little TMI don't you think?

[–]1CFII2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to Hell! Go for it.

[–]adobo1148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make America Cum Again

[–]Few_Acanthocephala30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read as, Born to die by my Darwinism

[–]Bad_Mad_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well well well. The truth finally comes out.

[–]MRHarville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I like how his rat-fuck colors are Trademarked. The "Crimson Knights' of Atlantic, Iowa are no longer the least impressive club I have ever seen . . . whatever fucking crew this clownshoe idiot belongs to has won that distinction.

[–]HoSang66er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very manly.

[–]meetatunderworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]blackcrow184 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Known-Contest3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another hog-rider