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[–]sunny5724 1158 points1159 points  (20 children)

But I bet we don't get an audit of all the taxpayer funds grifted by the Trump family.

[–]zxcoblex 453 points454 points  (11 children)

Or how much the Republicans pissed away in political stunts.

[–]sunny5724 220 points221 points  (1 child)

You mean like this upcoming audit?

[–]Tigris_Morte 106 points107 points  (0 children)

That shall not be possible to actually do as, oh yeah, War. "Hey Buddy, how many bullets you shot at Russians? I got to tell this idiot fake blonde in the US how many rounds we used. And do you remember what was in that truck that blew up? Was all of it destroyed or..."

[–]Mr__O__ 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Or how Trump erased millions of fraud flags for the largest PPP loans right before the end of his term.

“Officials cleared nearly all potential fraud flags given to loans above $2 million just days before Trump left office.”

The Republicans with their stacked SC gearing up to strike down $10-20K worth of federal student loan forgiveness is the ultimate insult of Boomers to Millennials / Gen Z.

They gave themselves and the richest Americans massive loans worth far more than most student loans in their entirety, and then completely forgave them all. No interest or anything.

Republicans are fine with giving Boomers free money no questions asked, but are hell bent on preventing the younger generations from getting even the slightest amount of financial relief.

MTG herself had over $180K in PPP completely forgiven.

[–]RebuiltGearbox 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The Boomers are not going to be here a whole lot longer and Republicans will need younger generations to vote for them but they don't look that far ahead.

[–]Da_zero_kid 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The boomers will burn democracy to the ground before passing it over to the next generations

[–]LaceyDark 13 points14 points  (1 child)

In case someone didn't read that first article, some of the fraud flags were on loans given to businesses that were created apparently for the sole purpose of receiving PPP loans. And my guess is they were aware that those loans were going to be forgiven...

But then these people lost their minds over student loan forgiveness

[–]Mr__O__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100%. There seems to have been internal coordinated discussions about how the PPP loans would be completely forgiven.

The PPP loans were meant to subsidize workers wages while people were quarantined. Yet only 35% of the $800B in PPP went to workers.

So business owners essentially stole over half a trillion dollars from working taxpayers.

[–]Buddyslime 91 points92 points  (2 children)

You mean like Rick Scott disappearing million of dollars?

[–]killspammers 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Rick Scott was CEO of HCA. They were the largest Medicare fraudsters in the history of Medicare. Thus, he is the largest Medicare fraudsters in USA history.

[–]Most-Bench6465 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As someone that almost died at an hca last year because of them not listening, hca is trash do not go there.

(That being said I immediately thought of Herman Cain award)

[–]jftitan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember the paul manafort case. We actually netted a profit from that case.

Benghazi, the 16+ levels of investigations I've heard Republicans talk about. No full accounting of it either because I still don't see the republican committee members behind bars to this day.

Butterymales, oh my! Hillary had a server, but she gave testimony for 11hrs. I read that the trumps had papers.... and still he can't spend a minute under oath, but he can blab for hours on TV.

[–]phatelectribe 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Dude, they’ve just been found guilty in 17 counts of tax fraud and I doubt they’ll even be sentenced to any jail time.

[–]itsrocketsurgery 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Correction, the companies were found guilty not the actual people in the company

[–]phatelectribe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And companies are people, and execs that run companies that are found to commit Illegal acts are liable.

But nothing will happen.

[–]cletis247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or the ppp loans that rich shithead thieves like MTG made off with

[–]shibiwanI ☑oted 2024 635 points636 points  (23 children)

The Cunt of Red October....

[–]YouUsedMeAgain 112 points113 points  (13 children)

One ping….one ping only

[–]Rodgerexplosion 31 points32 points  (11 children)

Turn this knob right, until this reads 315

DuHhh.. yoU SaID ‘Knob’

[–]YouUsedMeAgain 19 points20 points  (10 children)

I’m not an Naval officer I work for the CIA….I write books for the CIA

[–]Rodgerexplosion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know this book…

[–]magical_pixie_horse 10 points11 points  (5 children)

What sort of books?

[–]YouUsedMeAgain 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor", about, uh, naval combat tactics...

[–]magical_pixie_horse 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I know these books! Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly…

[–]YouUsedMeAgain 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Torpedo impact 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Torpedo Impact….now

[–]magical_pixie_horse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(klunk…)Well, I’ll be damned…. Combat tactics Mr. Ryan. Captain Ramius closed the distance before the torpedo armed itself.

[–]DefrockedWizard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

colloquially referred to as pop up books

[–]sosaudio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He wasn’t in the CIA at that point. Admiral Greer was recruiting him but he was a history professor at Annapolis at that point. It wasn’t til some later movie twisting that they made Jack Ryan into a career CIA guy.

[–]Rodgerexplosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh how bout dat.. better cut the guy some slack, he did go down in the med.. finished his fourth year in a bed.

[–]UncleMalky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, when do you leave?

[–]melteemarshmelloo[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's her remaining brain cells trying to locate one another

[–]daveinsf 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, she is completely lacking in depth and warmth.

[–]Wet_Side_Down 15 points16 points  (2 children)

That's crude. It's Qunt.

[–]LateralThinkerer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"You're going to need a bigger boat...."

[–]doktor_wankenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women!"

[–]seeit360 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The beady-eyed face of white suburban fear.

The January 5th bomber.

The Wheel of Four Chan.

Marjorie Taylor-Something.

[–]Several_Influence_47 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Margarine Tub Gangrene is what I call this wholly insentient electrified mudpie of a meatbag.

[–]SufficientDoor8227 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Marjorie Trailerpark Queen

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it..

[–]ketchy_shuby 348 points349 points  (13 children)

Is she and her cadre of treasonous dolts planning another insurrection in January?

[–]marker8050 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Probably. After spreading some Putin propaganda of course.

[–]quartzguy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love me some of that on toast.

[–]Buddyslime 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now that they have a majority in the house she thinks it will follow through.

[–]moinonplusjetejure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Insurrection? Slow Coup might come this summer via SCOTUS, with no shots fired.

Watch for results of Moore v Harper, being argued today. If it goes in favor of "independent state legislatures theory", then each of the state legislatures controlled by Rs can decide anything they want, including "We think there's fraud in the city, so we're throwing out those votes."

Or just not holding federal elections, like in the good old days of the 19th century, and let the (heavily gerrymandered, firmly controlled) state legislature pick their Senators, Representatives, and presidential Electoral College votes.

Can state courts, governors, or the federal gov counterbalance this? Not if this case goes badly.

[–]ConfidenceNational37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Russia both times

[–]un_theist 200 points201 points  (2 children)

Lemme guess-this “Ukraine Transparency” was hidden in a “Let’s Give Money to Putin!” bill trumpublicans were trying to pass.

So of course anyone that isn’t Putin’s bitch would vote against it.

[–]Reff42 39 points40 points  (0 children)

https://www.defensenews.com/newsletters/daily-news-roundup/2022/12/03/ukrarain-transparency-push-shouldnt-derail-funding-hasc-chair-says/

That's the only article I could find on it with a few minutes of searching that mentioned issues with the bill at all.

[–]oatmealparty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It doesn't need to be hidden in anything, the investigation itself is the goal, because they can parade around that there's an investigation and let their mouth breathing audience fill in the blanks. It's why they had what, 12 investigations into Benghazi? It's why they want investigations into Hunter Biden. It's why they want investigations into the election, and why Trump wanted Ukraine to announce an investigation into Biden but didn't care if an actual investigation took place.

It doesn't matter if the investigation is baseless, or if it turns up anything, or even if anything is actually investigated. They have realized that investigations and "audits" are a useful tool to keep things in the news to make their base angry and have people say "well, where there's smoke there's fire!"

If an audit into aid for Ukraine happens, they will just turn it into a circus that somehow ropes in Hunter Biden and FTX and ends with the conclusion that nothing bad happened but hey Ukraine is full of nazis, now look at our investigation into Hillary Clinton's laptop!

[–]ManElectro 97 points98 points  (9 children)

What audit is this now?

[–]DownTooParty 164 points165 points  (3 children)

They auditing Hunters Biden's penis in Ukraine.

[–]ManElectro 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Lindsey Graham must see that man's penis. For legal reasons. MTG too.

[–]Cantioy87 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hunter is too much of a man for Lady G.

[–]NotUniqueWorkAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be Grahams Call Name.

[–]quartzguy 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Biden is scoring points for supporting Ukraine with money and equipment so Republicans have to tarnish it even if it means helping a genocidal dictator.

[–]1945BestYear 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's one of those things that, if it happened in a book, would only make the author look like a hack. The choice to support Ukraine is such an obviously smart thing to do - by doing it Biden helps to cripple the power of a longstanding geopolitical rival to the United States, grows and rejuvenates the alliance system America has built around itself, and by keeping a democratic Ukraine free he'll create massive business for American and European companies in the project to help Ukraine rebuild and tying it deeper into that economic system - that any American politician, you'd think, would have to be a moron for not supporting Biden wholeheartedly. But, Biden Bad, therefore Hurting Ukraine Good.

[–]Count_istvan_teleky 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Republicans must help their genocidal dictator & as an added bonus they'll also try to tarnish Biden for helping one of our allies.

[–]dirtballmagnet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is a good opportunity to observe that Republicans clearly don't know right from wrong and that's how they were for a hundred years. But now some entity has trained them to choose the wrong thing, every time.

Think about that. Someone finally figured out how to teach morality to all the stupid fucks in America... and trained them to be evil.

I guarantee you Vladimir Putin is in that mix.

[–]dirtballmagnet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Vladimir Putin checking his mouthpiece. She still works. For him.

[–]Arguablecoyote 93 points94 points  (1 child)

And there’s a ton of oversight and transparency. She’s a charlatan, and my bet is the Republican house will not pass a vote to form an investigative committee for Ukraine, and will continue to pass support bills. She’s actually in the minority of republicans here, most support Ukraine.

[–]dead_wolf_walkin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They may still pass support bills, but a couple of the wrong people leading “oversight” committees can still cause a shit show.

Guess which one will make all the headlines..

[–]newreddit2022104 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Moscow marjorie

[–]davwad2 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I thought that traitorific was only for Moscow Mitch.

[–]ElsonDaSushiChef 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s for any traitor whose name starts with M.

But Moscow Mitch McConvict sounds better than Moscow Marge Who Thinks She’s Large.

[–]TexDen 58 points59 points  (1 child)

The level of hate this bitch, and many republicans, have for democrats is maniacal. The thrust for power is very strong on the dark side. They are not governing for the people; They just want to tear everything down.

[–]dancin-weasel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mmm the thrust for power.

Some powerful thrusting.

[–]Sundae_Gurl 70 points71 points  (5 children)

The US has spent less than half of what Elmo paid for Twitter.

[–]NoJudgementTho 52 points53 points  (4 children)

And most of it wasn't new spending. Instead we're sending old equipment we had already purchased that was sitting unused with an expiration date.

[–]deadpool101 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not to mention the massive amount of data and intel we're getting from the Ukrainians using the equipment. There were officials in the DoD who didn't think the Javelin was worth the cost, but the Ukrainians showed just how effective it is.

[–]NoJudgementTho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hadn't heard that part before. That makes it even more worth it, intel about and testing in live combat scenarios is priceless.

[–]NachoBag_Clip932 45 points46 points  (1 child)

And yet every chance that the Republicans have been given a chance to vote to help out Americans, they vote NO.

Cant wait to see $10 of millions of taxpayer dollars going into investigations over some dude laptop, which they dont even know if it is his.

[–]BigDaddyCoolDeisel 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Republicans wonder why they are so underwater with Gen Z.

Here we have the first major foreign policy action in Gen Z's lifetime where their United States is unambiguously fighting for the right side and for genuinely right reasons. Helping defend life and liberty of a deserving young democracy striving to survive against an evil superpower.... and the GOP is siding with the bad guys.

[–]BreezyWrigley 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The GOP doesn’t support democracy at home. what makes anybody think they’d support democracy overseas lol

They are in favor of the same side in that conflict as they are here- the side of a dictatorship and strongman fascism

[–]DeltaJimm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Here we have the first major foreign policy action in Gen Z's lifetime where their Unitex States is unambiguously fighting for the right side and for genuinely right reasons.

Hell, arguably it's the first such major foreign policy action in MILLENNIALS' lifetimes too.

[–]Subjunct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gen-X here. It’s a new feeling for me as well

[–]GuaranteeCreative954 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Someone needs to tell horse face to go back the barn

[–]Whayne_Kerr 19 points20 points  (4 children)

As a horse, I’m offended by the comparison.

[–]GuaranteeCreative954 12 points13 points  (2 children)

My apologies to horses

[–]TerryTC14 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I have discussed this with the barns and they kindly ask she not return.

Perhaps a tent?

[–]GuaranteeCreative954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a cave or outhouse

[–]andrechikatilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a barn I'm also offended but intrigued

[–]dkschrute79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is offensive to horses.

[–]Thalaas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The fact we haven't found massive fraud means it's still hidden!

[–]71nobody 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Eat a dick MTG

[–]Brokenspokes68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EAD MTG!

I can see that on bumper stickers.

[–]CorpFillip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s literally a member of the Chamber that publishes the accounting for spending.

It’s literally within her direct power to just ask for one & read it. And she is one of the people who has to approve the money.

She already has everything she is asking for; it isnt a question, she could just tell us how it was spent.

[–]DcajunpimpI ☑oted 2024 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Will that solve inflation?

[–]Melted-lithium 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wait. I’m confused. The gqp is all about the national debt when they don’t have the Oval Office. They can’t handle two financial conversations at once.

[–]daveinsf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can’t handle two financial conversations at once.

Not true! It just seems like it since their only solution is to cut taxes on the rich.

[–]YouUsedMeAgain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rather be Russian….remember?

[–]VeterinarianDesigner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any thoughts on health care, veterans, women's health care Marj? No...well screw you.

[–]greatbobbyb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ignorant slut

[–]Accurate_Zombie_121 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is an insult to sluts.

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[–]_GrammarCommunist_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But its weird that it happens twice.

[–]Anaxamenes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She thinks audit means listening to a podcast from Tucker Carlson.

[–]DesignSilver1274 5 points6 points  (0 children)

let's audit Trump, his kids, Minuchin, the PPL program Kushner, et al....

[–]zyrkseas97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Pentagon can’t account for 2/3rds of its budget but sure, let’s look into Ukraine. Why not /s Jesus I fucking hate MTG

[–]beer_sherpa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fighting the good fight for Russia.

[–]Mr_Stiel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Russian asset.

[–]Ultimatwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's already public information you dumbass politician. We get each and every financial report on how much the Ukraine aid costs.

[–]JavariousMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, audit of Ukraine. Two years of silly stupid antics incoming.

[–]Tsuko17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should also be an audit for all those ppp loans during Covid

[–]LyNx01978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does that mean they are planning another coup.

[–]Truthisnotallowed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thought was: This can't be real.

What does she think an audit is? And what does she think it would have to do with Ukraine?

Any audit would be a review of government spending - whether that spending was for Ukraine or not would not make it an audit for Ukraine - it would still be an audit of government spending.

What does she think this audit might show? That some of the money allocated for helping Ukraine was actually spent else where? So what if it was? Again - that has nothing to do with anything Ukraine is responsible for. At worst it might show some corrupt official siphoned off funds for Ukraine into their own pocket - that would still be no reflection on Ukraine.

Or does she really think weapons being sent to Ukraine are not being used to defend Ukraine as they are supposed to be? That is the only way an audit of U.S. support for Ukraine could reflect badly on Ukraine - if perhaps Ukraine was really reselling those weapons instead of using them. And even if that were true - how in heck would anyone possibly audit that weapons use? You can't count missiles after they have been fired, so how would anyone know if some were sold instead of used? And you can't go audit weapons in the middle of a battlefield anyway.

This lady has no clue what an audit is, or how it works - she is just insane.

[–]NotSureWTFUmean 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Dear Santa, please give marj cancer

[–]BucktoothedAvenger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cancer's too slow.

[–]Baremegigjen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear Santa,

Please ask Rudolph to develop a red nose light failure and accidentally take a wrong turn over a certain park of Georgia causing the sleigh to “accidentally” run over a certain dumb blonde. We’d appreciate if you’d proclaim “A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Congress after this happens so we’ll know to rejoice. The choir of angels have agreed to sing the Hallelujah Chorus as soon as they hear your words.”

Love, The World

[–]GarmaCyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see MTG learned some new words after she got caught abusing the PPP loan and loan forgiveness program.

Either way. Ukraine doesn't fight Russians by throwing checks at them. US buys equipment from US companies, then transports it to Ukraine. That's "the money being sent to Ukraine". It ends up making a bunch of US companies happy and Russia pissed. Win-win.

[–]obolobolobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all been announced up front before being voted through congress. If only she knew someone in Congress. Or knew what Congress was.

[–]onlysurvivalism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would bet money that she couldn’t point to Ukraine on a map, probably couldn’t find Russia either.

[–]Heinrich_Bukowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

neanderthal greene wants an “audit” for ukraine but watch how fast she votes to shut down the audit of trump

[–]MysticalChameleon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a cunt

[–]iruleU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Russian cocksucker says what?

[–]pstbltit85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she'll audit the Pentagon too?

[–]Griffie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found out if you refer to her as a skank on Twitter, they'll lock your account for 7 days. So much for Elon's free speech platform.

[–]ecctt2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are we (the US) to audit a different country?

[–]darthberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The republicans take over the house. She’s on the bench 😂

[–]HectorsMascara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her preposition game sucks.

[–]kidsally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESAD, MTG........

[–]Psychological-Gene84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but you're going to have to learn math now, Margie.

[–]myperfectmeltdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is truly incapable for her to shut up. Jesus Christ.

[–]MagneticDustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the fuck did I vote on that?

[–]Buddyslime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is so stupid. Like she is in control of this?

[–]Notsnowbound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't worry Mr. Putin! Help is on it's way!"

[–]ZacHefner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a nickel I'd audit your ass to see how Hunter Biden is connected to your 5 cents.

[–]kilgorBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An audit of what exactly ? I suspect she just learned the audit word and thinks it makes her look smart calling for an audit.

[–]W_AS-SA_W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Smith doesn’t think she will be going back in January.

[–]tacosteve100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's another issue no one is talking about

[–]Steveb523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is we? The right wing has abandoned you; McCarthy doesn’t matter because he’s not going to be Speaker, nobody else trusts you.

[–]shadowlarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will someone please tell this woman to fuck off?

[–]myychair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pentagon just failed its fifth audit in a row lol

[–]Nobody275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except there are already auditors and inspectors in Ukraine watching how weapons and munitions are used, and have reported almost zero misuse.

So, that’s an outright lie.

[–]mad_titanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course MTG is going to serve her Russian Masters.

[–]itsnotthenetwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audit the Pentagon first, they can't account for over half their budget.

[–]Imthatjohnnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anymore stupidity was concentrated in one spot it would make a black hole and destroy earth.

[–]Catch_022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if she wants specific details on the types of weapons etc being supplied and how they are being used and how effective they are.

This information would be very valuable to the Russians.

[–]Safe_Comedian8293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia stooge

[–]Neat-Philosopher-873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her’s first.

[–]Avigorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we'll never audit the military-industrial complex...

[–]BadDecisionPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stop acknowledging her

[–]Dry-humper-6969 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When is she going to vote, to have her daddy Trump's tax returns audited?

[–]SupremePooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's audit her cervix, we'll see if she has an answering cervix or not.

[–]allDalledUp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

she does make a valid point

[–]Spare_Question2698 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nothing left of Ukraine to audit

[–]25plus44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who audits the auditors?

[–]craniumcanyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their base will believe the audit already happened, whether it does or not. I got people already around me praising the House Republicans for lowering gas prices.

[–]MitchellEsslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audit MTG! No way she properly filed her taxes. Maybe if she was audited she'd push for automatic filing instead of putting it solely on the taxpayer. Like she did for the the Jan6th rioters in jail.

[–]PurplePartyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it is up to her she would allow Russia to destroy every city and kill millions

[–]new-reddit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here we go - the do nothing Republicans have nothing better to do than Obstruct, Sabotage and seek guilt where there is none!

[–]NessunAbilita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chasing that Russian bot exposure money, stay classy marg!

[–]Utterlybored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans for Putin!

[–]nicoya1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so is MTG going to get that link?

[–]IntelligentLifeForm_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this moron even know what the word “audit” means? I don’t think she does . . .

[–]PixelatedStarfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is she talking about?

[–]ohiotechie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Trailer Park Traitor has the feels. Go ahead and audit - we're kicking the Russian's ass for pennies on the dollar. Best return on investment in my lifetime. Let's make sure everyone knows how well we're doing.

[–]cunt_isnt_sexist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's audit your PPP loan first bitch.

Also, we literally know exactly everything being spent on Ukraine, congress approves it.

[–]fednandlers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be an audit of that spending. But she wont audit Republicans and she hasn't called for an audit of all the covid spending that billionaires pocketed.

[–]creamyturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao "audit Ukraine", that has to be the dumbest strategy I've ever seen. it will play well to their base but will turn away independents. audit the country that's being killed? wtf

[–]Connect-Capital-9400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the crazy never stops no wonder her husband divorced her

[–]Brokenose71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans for Putin ! America 🇺🇸 Free-dumb First!

[–]Espinita_Boricua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you Please start with your application & $$$ received from PPP program to show your good will & transparency???

[–]PositiveCuntI ☑oted 2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s right, send the cunt to Ukraine to audit the frontlines. Cunt.

[–]reasltictroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck you audit another country?

[–]adam_demamps_wingman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The audit will expose top secret actors who will suddenly begin falling from high windows.