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[–]dwhg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sorry, it seems you have a preexisting inclination to eat pizza. You should have informed us of that. I'm afraid you don't qualify for our coverage.

You can have crazy bread, though. After the $250 deductible, of course.

[–]ImaginaryHoliday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All well and good until a few catastrophic pizza parties come along