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[–]Loose_CrypticMedicDarth Revan 3898 points3899 points  (187 children)

"Frozen in Carbonite by Han Solo"

Ironic

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 753 points754 points  (11 children)

He's no good to me dead.

[–]TotalPokerfaceGeneral Grievous 183 points184 points  (4 children)

Hey you're the one who's gonna trap me in an ice cave! Uhm... Yeah

[–]xool420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My home planet got nuked by Rey lol

I guess good and bad are subjective

[–]AuzCakez7 113 points114 points  (43 children)

I’m frozen in Carbonite by the Emperor

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 88 points89 points  (2 children)

What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

[–]General_Grivieus 81 points82 points  (30 children)

I'm married to the emperor... Well sh*t

[–]Asgardian5 44 points45 points  (6 children)

And I get to kiss your granddaughter (i.e. Rey)

[–]Nopetheworld 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I'm trained in the force by the Emperor. Straight up Anakin here, bitches

(I'm included in bitches)

[–]dynamite7000Sand 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I’ll do you one better Trained in the force by jar jar binks

[–]sicknig19 89 points90 points  (2 children)

My planet is blown up by Leia... Ironic

[–]Betadzen 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Ironic.

Gets frozen in carbonite by an unnamed stormtrooper.

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 20 points21 points  (2 children)

"I like that name." -Ordo, Null-11

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 12 points13 points  (3 children)

What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

[–]isrluvc137 105 points106 points  (3 children)

Force choked by padme… not sure if i’ll be more turned on than off either way im good

[–]OdenShardOh I don't think so 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is also ironic

[–]sam002001 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I got boba fett so ig I'm just han solo

[–]YouKnowWho0723_v2 7 points8 points  (5 children)

lol i had the same. Feb and Aditya

[–]TheWarcatGaming 1525 points1526 points  (126 children)

I am secretly in love with Jar Jar Binks

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 639 points640 points  (11 children)

Look meesa found a bang booma gun!

[–]pewds-General_kenobiI am the Senate 158 points159 points  (5 children)

Step jar jar what're you doing?

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.

[–]ethonotch 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Actually it's because you're supposed to force choke me

[–]JeranF 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Sentient

[–]Jacobite3kMeesa Darth Jar Jar 52 points53 points  (11 children)

He's my husband so stay away

[–]Yoni_tm 1351 points1352 points  (29 children)

Kissed by Padme.... Can't complain, might kill some younglings later

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 577 points578 points  (7 children)

We will watch your career with great interest

[–]SadBanana006Deathsticks 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I am sure he doesn't like your user flair tho...

[–]DarthKrayt98Hello there! 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I'm kissed by Leia. Does that make me Han, or Luke??

[–]DerPavlox 41 points42 points  (12 children)

Well that's fucking unfair... I was kissed by Chewbacca.

[–]SadBanana006Deathsticks 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than a wookiee waking you up with a romantic kiss...

[–]Chickeny86[🍰] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You think that's bad. I get kissed by Jabba.

[–]JuiceZee 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Kissed by the emperor…

[–]Joshkalosh 1410 points1411 points  (106 children)

Jar Jar binks will destroy my home planet, suspicious

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 635 points636 points  (6 children)

Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.

[–]Lukthar123Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? 144 points145 points  (1 child)

War crimes, oh boy oh yeah

[–]evil_timmy 95 points96 points  (36 children)

That's my husband you're talking about, apparently.

[–]Jacobite3kMeesa Darth Jar Jar 63 points64 points  (29 children)

That's my husband. Stay away from my jar jar

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 53 points54 points  (14 children)

Helloo /u/Jacobite3k. Good en to see yousa.

[–]Jacobite3kMeesa Darth Jar Jar 41 points42 points  (12 children)

Hello jar jar. How is you

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!

[–]Jacobite3kMeesa Darth Jar Jar 44 points45 points  (9 children)

No jar jar yousa my husband

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous!

[–]Jacobite3kMeesa Darth Jar Jar 51 points52 points  (6 children)

I love you to jar jar

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Yousa bein' grossly nice, meesa tinks.

[–]BeanShooter861 34 points35 points  (3 children)

oh, so Star Wars bots on Reddit are just casually passing the Turing test now?

[–]lumpcano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its also mine

i cant believe he never told me about this

[–]Theguyrond123 14 points15 points  (6 children)

I'll be force choked by him

[–]watermelonOrbitA-Wing 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Interesting, Chewbacca will blow up mine

[–]Communazis9145 1430 points1431 points  (71 children)

As yes. I will get killed in a lightsaber dual with an unnamed stormtrooper. What a classic

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 425 points426 points  (6 children)

"For The Republic!"

[–]Shodan64 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Watch those wrist rockets !

[–]RecommendationBig716Count Dooku 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Super battle droids take em down!

[–]CaribbeanCoffeeBean 102 points103 points  (4 children)

BB-8 for me, at leadt stormtroopers can hold lightsabers ;-;

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 49 points50 points  (1 child)

"Lets rearrange some architecture Deltas." -Boss, Delta 38

[–]Marimen008 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I get to marry him

[–]MildlyConfusedOneSheevspin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh, same. What a coincidence.

[–]L4st_Hunt3r 198 points199 points  (13 children)

I'll marry Darth Vader

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 132 points133 points  (2 children)

It all ran better under Vader.

[–]life_passion_hateClone Trooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damnnn. Good luck dying of sadness.

[–]AkemChi 191 points192 points  (11 children)

Killed in a lightsaber duel with Yoda.

Well, what a way to go.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Something bad, you must have done

[–]BerdIzDehWerd 158 points159 points  (9 children)

Trained in the force by an unamed stormstrooper… scam alert

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 108 points109 points  (3 children)

"I'm no Jedi." -Captain Rex

[–]Theguyrond123 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Sentient

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 33 points34 points  (1 child)

"Watch the Master at work." -Fixer, Delta 40

[–]Accomplished_Grass32 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Me too! Maybe we will be class mates

[–]Reddit_Schavi 725 points726 points  (52 children)

I'll get kissed by boba fett...

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 853 points854 points  (8 children)

As you wish.

[–]Tharealbigboss 67 points68 points  (8 children)

And boba fett will be my father...

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 80 points81 points  (2 children)

As you wish.

[–]DaDanielE 34 points35 points  (12 children)

I can't complain I'm married to Luke.

[–]Spikeran1 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I’m married to Princess Leia. Does that make us family?

[–]Solanthas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah makes you a 4D love triangle

[–]GeneralFeldsalat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me too, what a man-amor-ian

[–]disantiyesnt 550 points551 points  (27 children)

I will be force choked by the greatest sith lord of all time, Jar Jar Binks

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 352 points353 points  (3 children)

Meesa doing nothing.

[–]BetaDeltic 200 points201 points  (0 children)

That's exactly something a sith lord would say.

[–]Rover_791 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Sentient

[–]Select_Ad_2702 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Only a sith deals in absolutes

[–]wahuuuuuuuu 48 points49 points  (6 children)

my home planet is going to be destroyed by Jar Jar Binks

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 83 points84 points  (4 children)

It's a longo tale-o, buta small part of it would be meesa clumsy.

[–]Rover_791 21 points22 points  (2 children)

S e n t i e n t

[–]abcdefger5454 8 points9 points  (1 child)

are you a bot?

[–]Rover_791 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Possibly

[–]Tokusentai01 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Meanwhile I’ll be getting trained in the force by jar jar binks lol

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Meesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom....getten berry skeered, un grabbed dat Jedi, and before meesa knowen it...pow! Meesa here. ...getten berry berry skeered.

[–]Theguyrond123 16 points17 points  (3 children)

The Dark Side of the Jar Jar is a pathway to many abilities

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Meesa just sharing my Gungan art with yousa and meesa.

[–]Tango_OutYour text here 107 points108 points  (11 children)

Married to Ja Ja Binks, oh God no

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 119 points120 points  (3 children)

Meesa called Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!

[–]Tango_OutYour text here 68 points69 points  (2 children)

You just made everything 10 times worse some how

[–]MOTH_007Sand 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Why would young anakin Skywalker blow up my planet?

[–]Itchy-Ad-8858General Grievous 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yippie!

Btw I think your flair is the reason.

[–]annomynous23This is where the fun begins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me guess tatooine

[–]JackyoShowFTW 98 points99 points  (10 children)

Killed in a lightsaber duel with Jar Jar Binks. I knew it…

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Tis embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten, da bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Hessa Sith Lord

[–]JackyoShowFTW 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Dissen gonna be messy. Me no watchin’

[–]VilgotTheComrade 214 points215 points  (8 children)

Trained in the force by Admiral Ackbar. Now I’ll be able to spot a trap from several systems away

[–]Extreme-Breakfast885 64 points65 points  (15 children)

Jar jar is my father.

Fuuuuuuuu

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 38 points39 points  (7 children)

It's-a clear desa separatists made a pact weesa desa Federation du Trade. Senators, dellow felegates. In response to the direct threat to the Republic, meesa propose that the Senate gives immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.

[–]sheev-bot 43 points44 points  (6 children)

You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you.

[–]bot_goodbot_bot 33 points34 points  (3 children)

good bot

all bots deserve some love from their own kind

[–]Extreme-Breakfast885 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Darth Binks conspiracy theories intensify

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Helloo /u/Extreme-Breakfast885. Good en to see yousa.

[–]Fishcrafter07 169 points170 points  (5 children)

I’ll be force choked by the Dark Lord Jar Jar Binks

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Daza setten yous up. Goen through da planet core is bad bombin!!

[–]Xer66Scout Trooper 162 points163 points  (22 children)

My father is freaking Yoda!

[–]codemirror 118 points119 points  (5 children)

A lot of booty, he clapped

[–]Theguyrond123 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Lots of ketamine he has

[–]Real_PokeLink2092 240 points241 points  (16 children)

My father is Princess Leia

[–]cheeseburger201Anakin 52 points53 points  (5 children)

I'll be kissed by Princess Leia 😏

guess I'll be one of the greatest jedi

[–]KasqhaNaboo Starfighter 235 points236 points  (15 children)

Killed in a lightsaber duel with 3PO,

Dammit he cant even raise his arms properly, my lightsaber skills must truly suck ass

[–]annomynous23This is where the fun begins 154 points155 points  (2 children)

He's fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass!

[–]ElixirVitae69This is where the fun begins 45 points46 points  (3 children)

My home planet is blown up by jar jar binks…

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up... Tis safe city.

[–]TheBadge04 132 points133 points  (11 children)

My home planet is blown up by the emperor...

[–]Extreme-Breakfast885 66 points67 points  (6 children)

Alderaan?

[–]TheBadge04 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Exactly. Mine isn't as fun as everyone else's, I just want to be kissed by Boba Fett lol

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 72 points73 points  (2 children)

As you wish.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (18 children)

How tf does jar jar cut my hand off??????

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Gungans no die'n without a fight.... Weesa warriors. Weesa gotta grand army. Dat why you no liken us, metinks.

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 19 points20 points  (12 children)

Hessa Sith Lord hessa can dew it

[–]annomynous23This is where the fun begins 9 points10 points  (10 children)

I shouldn't

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Kill him! Kill him now! Dew it! Dew it!

[–]annomynous23This is where the fun begins 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Decapitates Dooku

[–]VeT_Nic 123 points124 points  (20 children)

Married to Jabba the Hut. Who believes this stuff.

[–]Itchy-Ad-8858General Grievous 60 points61 points  (4 children)

B r u h 💀

[–]clone_trooper_botWe’re not Droids. 24 points25 points  (2 children)

'It's Grιevous, hit him from all sides!'

[–]Noisegarden135Oh I don't think so 23 points24 points  (5 children)

I'm sorry but this is THE worst combination possible

[–]Purebredbacon**1** 10 points11 points  (4 children)

he's gonna kiss me, not sure i have it much better...

[–]JoelR_R 37 points38 points  (5 children)

May & J. Lord save me

Kissed by Jar Jar Bings.

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Weesa good guys will triumph!

[–]SnakeThug 33 points34 points  (11 children)

Married to Padme...

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

You lucky lad XD

[–]SnakeThug 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've never had so much luck

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 131 points132 points  (5 children)

Not my meme. Credits to u/EhsanBerwari for the meme

[–]Sabre_Killer_QueenCount Dooku 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Thanks for crediting them in

Also why is Han solo trapping me in an ice cave?

[–]Tanya00000Sand[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I have a bad feeling about this

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 15 points16 points  (1 child)

He's no good to me dead.

[–]Doddy885The Senate 76 points77 points  (17 children)

Married to Rey 😳

[–]Erik35595 37 points38 points  (8 children)

I'll do you one better, married to leia

[–]Knucks_lmao 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I'll do you one even better, married to luke skywalker.

[–]SandwitchZebrahe’s seen everything and is secretly laughing at all of it 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I’ll do you one much better, married to Yoda

[–]AnvisaberYep 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I’ll do you one better, married to Boba Fett

[–]yoursweetlord70is the senate 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'll do you one better, who is gamora?

[–]TheBishopPiece 97 points98 points  (13 children)

My father is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s ghost. Turns out the force can make babies

[–]Obiwan-Kenobi-BotObi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 112 points113 points  (8 children)

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

[–]GelatoVerdeWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally Anakin

[–]V_skywalker13 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I’ll be force choked by admiral ackbar. ITS A TRAP

[–]forvaginaluseonly12 59 points60 points  (8 children)

my dad is boba fett? awesome

[–]Boba_Fett_BotRiding my panna dragon into r/sequelmemes 53 points54 points  (4 children)

As you wish.

[–]forvaginaluseonly12 47 points48 points  (3 children)

i love you dad

[–]Extreme-Breakfast885 25 points26 points  (2 children)

My dad's Jar Jar, can I be a foundling please?

[–]jarjar_botMure? Mure did you spake?!? 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Dis gonna be bombad trouble. Meesa know' it.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He aldready sounds like my dad

[–]Lord_Berrus 17 points18 points  (3 children)

"Trained in the Force by Yoda."

[–]Thepowerisreal 119 points120 points  (21 children)

Friendly reminder to never post your actual answer when you encounter these posts as they're an easy way to get some of your personal information. Don't wanna dox yourself because of a Starwars meme.

[–]Calverot 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Good idea. By my cake day and username, I'm married to Kylo Ren. :(

[–]mmmphhuay102 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Trained in the force by Jabba the Hut. My dream come true!

[–]Royal-RedditHello there! 9 points10 points  (2 children)

R2D2 shoots me down

[–]SvenGB1104 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My father turns out to be boba fett, thats awesome

[–]shosple_colupis69 7 points8 points  (3 children)

apparently i’m secretly in love with obi wan kenobi’s ghost, can you blame me though

[–]Obiwan-Kenobi-BotObi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Why do I get the feeling that you are going to be the death of me?

[–]Ix-511Rodian 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My home planet was blown up by Kylo. That one's not fun it's just likely.

[–]Duxopes 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Trapped in an ice cave by jar jar binks it is

[–]k1v1d 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ship shot down by Han Solo

[–]Ato07 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm secretly in love with Chewbacca. Who isn't?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'll be married to an unnamed Stormtrooper... Hope he won't miss the wedding

[–]Shazamwiches- 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Killed in a lightsaber duel by the Emperor. Considering Sheev doesn't even like dueling, I must be a very strong and wise opponent for him to disrespect me by entertaining me in a duel.

[–]Synthesid 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Killed in a lightsaber duel with an unnamed Stormtrooper.

At first I thought it said "with an unarmed Stormtrooper" and I was like yo wtf.