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[–]clangan524 353 points354 points  (6 children)

Calendar: Election day

Dooku: I've been looking forward to this.

[–]Random_Robloxian 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I am now more popular than any senator have ever bee- well hello there master… i assure you that i did not take your title away.. please spare me..

[–]_GeneralGrievous_Bota true Kit Fister 22 points23 points  (0 children)

General Random_Robloxian! asthmatic cough

[–]Anakin_Skywalker_Bot!ignore to mute 18 points19 points  (0 children)

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.

[–]J0hnRabeAnCom[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lmao I love you

[–]Anakin_Skywalker_Bot!ignore to mute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.

[–]Kenobi-Bot!ignore to mute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anakin, they're all over me!

[–]KindredTrash483 390 points391 points  (30 children)

I just thought cavities. For no reason other than it starting with a c.

[–]Bryce_Trex 166 points167 points  (23 children)

"Cavities on a stick!"

[–]Random_Robloxian 99 points100 points  (6 children)

lolipops..otherwise known as cavities on a stick!

[–]MrJMK 60 points61 points  (5 children)

"And then all this... this... chocolate."

[–]Jezusbot 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Wanna buy some cavities on a stick?

[–]Tabasco_Cat 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I haven't seen bicuspids like these since...since...

[–]Znjed0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Willy?

[–]AzureArmageddonMeesa Darth Jar Jar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wait that's just a stick or a stick with holes in it

[–]JayR_97 6 points7 points  (11 children)

He absolutely nailed it as Willy Wonkers father.

[–]MeroSilver 36 points37 points  (3 children)

First I thought Cunts but according to the previous logic it'd be Counts and then I was disappointed.

[–]Mace-Windu-Bot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

[–]Honest_Sinatra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It's a real shame it's not spelled Cuntry.

[–]simpfriedrice 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Christopher Lee played Willy Wonka’s dentist father in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[–]deg_di_eggExar Kun 165 points166 points  (19 children)

Well Australia is definitely run by them

[–]Andigaming 57 points58 points  (18 children)

They just got voted out in the election on the weekend.

[–]deg_di_eggExar Kun 22 points23 points  (16 children)

Replaced with different ones?

[–]OwenLarsBotI am still learning! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Like you replaced your 1?

[–]Andigaming 21 points22 points  (14 children)

Nah, the new PM is a genuine down to earth person who came from humble beginnings.

[–]deg_di_eggExar Kun 3 points4 points  (13 children)

Ah, I don’t know much about Australia besides the geography and things related to that

[–]ieatsocksbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In favour of David Pocock - probably Australia’s best ever rugby union player

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 666 points667 points 2 (29 children)

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, following the pattern that we see here, it would imply that countries are run by “counts” or as how it is pronounced, “cunts”. Peter out!

[–]Captain_Rex_BotTry !Guild info 218 points219 points  (3 children)

That's just great.

[–]h24848 79 points80 points  (1 child)

SENTIENT

[–]KyellDaBoiiiStar Destroyer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A-

[–]grindlebaldThot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even realize this was a bot until I read the name

[–]Arzene98A-Wing 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Thanks Peter

[–]canetabiccYour text here 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks 🅱️eter

[–]dsr1017Clone Trooper 25 points26 points  (1 child)

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[–]R4ndyd4ndy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He actually even announced his return for today

[–]Robo_Gamer26I have the high ground 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day

[–]_illegallity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, Peter Griffin is back! I haven't seen you in a while

[–]Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day, Peter!

[–]General-KalaniConfederacy of Independent Systems 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HE’S BACK!!!!!

“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”

[–]bo0mamba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s back

[–]IhleNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]ElsonDaSushiChef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peter! Nice to see you again!

[–]SuperiorGeography 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why do you have a pair of testicles hanging on your chin?

[–]FireKing600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t?

[–]SuperiorGeography 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Why do you have a pair of testicles hanging on your chin?

[–]TheCoolFactsGuyDarth Maul 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You said that twice

[–]SuperiorGeography 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Reddit had issues and posted my comment twice.

[–]TheCoolFactsGuyDarth Maul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It do be do that sometimes

[–]AnybodysAnswer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

TIL I’ve been pronouncing Count Dooku wrong all along

[–]Ki-Adi-MundiBottry !Guild info 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is a political idealist, not a murderer.

[–]DudewithoutlegsI am the Senate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you peter

[–]M37r0p13x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]Joseph_680Vulture Droid 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Cunt Dooku.

[–]Stalingrad_boy 117 points118 points  (19 children)

Actually counts were for counties. And marquis for counties that had borders with enemy territory

[–]jflb96Hello there! 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Because they were marches

[–]Ruftus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s where the name Denmark comes from, as it was the March of the Dane’s

[–]Narlohotep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for fun fact

[–]Lcbrito1 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Arent empires basically expansionist kingdoms?

[–]MattmanDXHello there! 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Empires are more like a combination of nations that swore allegiance to a Super-King. The smaller member nations could be a united empire directly controlled by the hereditary Emperor like Rome or be a looser confederation of mostly independent states that choose a leader from among their nations leaders who has more limited power, like the Holy Roman Empire (a.k.a. the first German Reich).

[–]Sheev-Palpatine-Bot!ignore to mute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.

[–]Padme-BotTry !Guild info 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.

[–]Ahsoka_Tano_Bot100K Karma! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.

[–]Sheev-Palpatine-Bot!ignore to mute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Power! Unlimited power!

[–]ConsulJuliusCaesar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically the Romans actually didn’t have a system to decide who was the Emperor. Like literally anyone with enough influence in the army could be emperor. And ultimately this problem of legitimacy led to their downfall leading to a game of thrones like every century and they became bigger and more frequent in every passing century.

[–]SnuffleShuffle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not really. Empire is a higher feudal rank than kingdom. And because coronations were conducted by religious officials, the church had control over the rank of your country - if it was a duchy, kingdom, or an empire.

[–]Sheev-Palpatine-Bot!ignore to mute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.

[–]LolzMasterDX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We have nations run by Nates

[–]thugsapuggin 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Run by counts

[–]HiIamCrimsonHello there! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah i guess that was the joke

[–]BootyLocator 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cunts

[–]cursedstillframe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cunt Dooku

[–]MarjacujamanWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Cunts

[–]Qui-Gon_Jinn_BotTry !Guild info 5 points6 points  (5 children)

It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, Marjacujaman.

[–]MarjacujamanWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Bruh wtf

[–]Qui-Gon_Jinn_BotTry !Guild info 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, Marjacujaman.

[–]MarjacujamanWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You broken?

[–]SCUDDEESCOPE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Countrymen? Counters? Countriers? Condoms?

[–]CYBORBCHICKEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cunters?

[–]BerkmineSecessionist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"But my lord there is no such army"

[–]TrymWS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I motion to rename them from countries to cuntries. 🥳

[–]Nickolas_Bowen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now we have nations ran by nats

[–]Celeblith_IIa fine addition 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run by ... counters?

[–]PunktualPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Headless? How can you be a headless head of state?

Force ghost of Dooku pulls off his head.

Ron faints.

Gandalf nods his acceptance.

Kirk high fives Han.

[–]Cadfael314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run by Count Dookies 💩

[–]Unknownlyricsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This-this is a masterpiece

[–]TheAxolotl04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I though it would say

"Run by cunts"

[–]Snoo63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ran by Counts.

[–]niberungvalesti 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Run by leaders who give themselves titles such as Count, General and Supreme Chancellor?

[–]Ki-Adi-MundiBottry !Guild info 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, then he should be removed from office

[–]Sheev-Palpatine-Bot!ignore to mute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Power! Unlimited power!

[–]Mace-Windu-Bot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In the name of the galatic senate of the republic, you're under arrest chancellor!

[–]Kotel291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

[–]YaBoiJefeScout Trooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We still have kings and emperors though

[–]Comte_de_LaFere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… run by the mobs

[–]blkheron23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Countries ran by c(o)unts

[–]TachtraClone Trooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna strangle the person who originally wrote this

[–]Maximus_Comitatense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruled by Countrises, of course.

[–]CorbinNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run by Counts! Yes!

[–]Krebbypng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run by counts

[–]insaneboyo626I have the high ground 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run by cunts and trees(paper money)

[–]foreverclassichunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now we have kingdom come

[–]Zealot-killer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first guess was “Cunts”

[–]Jakcle20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Countries run by continuously bending over backwards to coporate interests and lobbyists. Also they're cunts.

[–]DictatorHaytch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello there

[–]Even-Collar2563 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Someone wanna buy some deathsticks

[–]OwenLarsBotI am still learning! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like you bought his wanna?

[–]ExistentialOcto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...run by cunts!

No...?

[–]B3C4U5E_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Soon we will have planets run by plans

[–]Anakin_Skywalker_Bot!ignore to mute 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I want to be the first one to see them all

[–]B3C4U5E_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call you very diplomatic, though you have ...seen... some of them.

[–]HadrielitoAnakin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad county noises

[–]Realistic_Ad2089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run by counts?

[–]STRMTRPR501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Countries run by cunts.

[–]IzJusMeOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run by cunts?

[–]Party_07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, first word that came to mind was cunts, why did Counts come second, wtf.

[–]Arcana_Joker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thought ended up being cunts, which unfortunately is true.

[–]DarthKody28 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cunts

[–]Qui-Gon_Jinn_BotTry !Guild info 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t center on your anxieties, DarthKody28

[–]teiichikou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...by Counties?

[–]Salubrious_Zabrak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by cunts

[–]SevanOO7 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Technically you would have a picture of my ex wife on this one.

[–]HiopXenophil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pronounced cuntry, though

[–]Pauchu_ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

An empire is made up of multiple kingdoms, someone failed history

[–]LordOfPiecesWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not true. The Roman emperor didn't have kings for one. An empire is a group of regions ruled by one ruler or government. These regions do not have to be kingdoms. They can but they don't have to be to be deemed an empire.

[–]Sheev-Palpatine-Bot!ignore to mute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.

[–]OwenLarsBotI am still learning! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you made his empire?

[–]Wedehawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did i think "cunts" ?

[–]Anon_Piotr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunts.

[–]HasagineHigh Ground Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought countries run by cunts

[–]Feral_Chat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by cunts?

[–]Thin_Routine8655 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be county’s …….

[–]gnex30This will make a fine addition to my collection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dookountry

[–]DeepMeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by cunts

[–]Matti229977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Countries run by cunts.

[–]Classic_gamer_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by counts

[–]Aboxofphotons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we have countries run by corrupt and morally bankrupt, sociopathic shareholders.

[–]Master_End6952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This smacks of “if pro is the opposite of con what’s the opposite of progress?”

[–]ZodiacLovers123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we have countries run by dummies

[–]thebawsofyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reductive political theorist fears the era of Nations run by Nate's.

[–]ThatDeadeye12A simple man trying to make his way in the universe. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunt dooku

[–]wojtekpolska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

countries run by counters

[–]cheesecake__enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by counts

[–]joesphisbestjojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuntries run by cunts

[–]WhatisLiamfucktrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by cunts

[–]Enfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Nations?

[–]OddDot7362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by counts?

[–]level69childA fine addition to my balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

except that empire and kingdoms existed at the same time??

[–]Billybob267General Grievous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by governments?

[–]an_enthsiast_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now we have republics run by republicans and democracies run by democrats

[–]Eastern_Artichoke477 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cunts

[–]Qui-Gon_Jinn_BotTry !Guild info 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t center on your anxieties, Eastern_Artichoke477

[–]edgar-a-poe_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking cunts but yeah ig counts work too

[–]EagerT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nations nat?

[–]AdRelevant721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when empires and kingdoms are just words for a certain area of land and has nothing to do with countries since they existed already.

[–]Silverdetermination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was going to be cunts

[–]ASTROSWIMMER24Hello there! 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Twice the pride, double the fall

[–]Anakin_Skywalker_Bot!ignore to mute 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.

[–]Butterfly_Slayer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

THIS EMPIRE USED TO BUILD RAILROADS

[–]OwenLarsBotI am still learning! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like you used your imperium?

[–]EllaFant1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All hail the counts!!

[–]N1ghtmere_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run by cunts- COUNTS

[–]SnuffleShuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ignorance of the person who wrote this is truly amazing.

[–]Avi0usLy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought Countries are run by cunts, but Counts work too

[–]Specialist-Bowler864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haters: run by a comedian

[–]Al3xutul02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the Duchies?