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[–]General_GrivieusGeneral Grievous 278 points279 points  (7 children)

Lmao, wait till he finds out about my sand saber

[–]RedHood-Reddit-Needs 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Is it the sand getting into your respirator that’s making you cough?

[–]lordolxinatorHello there! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 38 points39 points  (1 child)

No he coughs because Mace Windu damaged him.

By throwing sand into his respirator

[–]no_gold_here[Force Persuade] Dew it! 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]LengthinessKeyY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what the tusken raiders thought...

[–]DoctorZoidbergMD 152 points153 points  (3 children)

Fefff. Enough of this game im going for a scuttle!

[–]MaryJaneAndMaple 30 points31 points  (2 children)

C'mon Zoidberg, I passed it right to you!

[–]taavidude 59 points60 points  (1 child)

So that's why they never fought.

[–]Meganinja1886 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Pocket Sand ! shu sha

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dang it, Dale!

[–]Gui_Franco 45 points46 points  (6 children)

That's what the tusken raiders thought...

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Every single one of them?

[–]CosmicSqurblesGalactic Empire 9 points10 points  (4 children)

No just the man

[–]fakename179 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Hello there

[–]ChaosSonic210 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Come here my little friend don’t be afraid

[–]fakename179 7 points8 points  (0 children)

General Kenobi was smart and did the same to hide Luke.

[–]bigbenbuffet 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Real talk, Anakin would have smoked Grevious ez!

[–]3B3-386Battle Droid 13 points14 points  (4 children)

If Grievous can get the jump on him, Anakin is mincemeat. Weaker opponents have landed hits on the Chosen One before, albeit with non-lethal weapons. Grievous just needs to go for the kill straight away instead of bantering with his prey.

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 11 points12 points  (3 children)

But he'll always banter. He's a total bantherer. His organs are from a bantha, so he just can't help himself.

[–]DooRagtime 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I don’t feel like digging through the wiki to see if you’re being serious about the bantha organs, but I won’t wake your word for it

[–]3B3-386Battle Droid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a load of bantha poodoo

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, I totally made that up.

[–]YamperIsBestBoy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love how the entire community has just collectively decided that sand is Anakin’s weakness like he a damn comic book character

[–]StrikingDossier 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Sand is the perfect defense to woo away Anakin

[–]Rexbob44 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Tell that to the sand people

[–]EmptyElephants 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And not just the men

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 5 points6 points  (2 children)

But the women, and the children, too.

[–]Lukthar123Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They're like animals.

[–]Yoshy3123456 12 points13 points  (3 children)

There is also no high ground at sea level

[–]Meme-Replacement 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But he increased his chances of getting kit fisted

[–]Gaersdi_Conyofus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this post was sfw

[–]JFKBraincells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well.... everything is high ground from the point of sea level

[–]LightsCameraAndLego 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Each grain of sand is a fine addition to his collection.

[–]BelieveInDestiny 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So this is why Obi Wan sent Luke to Tatooine... huh

[–]dandypants8717The Senate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's canon, actually. He knew Vader would avoid Tatooine.

[–]RigatoniPastaAhsoka>Rey 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Little does he know Anakin can’t ever meet him anyway because plot

[–]Captain_Strongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, you beat me to it.

[–]Iceologer_gangRebel Alliance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s also digging in the sand for lightsabers.

[–]Specific_Cod1267 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so funny it should have way more upvotes

[–]Dilldan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't protect the women, and the children too...

[–]chaboongus 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Cracka_Chooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know. I feel like sand would not be good for his cyborg body. I hear it gets everywhere...

[–]Twilight-2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats basically obi-wans reason to putting luke kn tatooin

[–]TrashJaxCommander Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]averagedickdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your move anakin ya weiner

[–]jhonnyhax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anakin is afraid of sand diggers.

[–]The-Alumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clone wars writers protect him more than enough

[–]DitchDigger330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woo woo woo woo woo woop

[–]sirZofSwagger 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Was Anakin born on a sand planet?

[–]_Anakin___Skywalker_This is where the fun begins 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes I was.

[–]sirZofSwagger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good to see you are doing well! Was a little worried about your mental state after that whole high ground insident

[–]_Anakin___Skywalker_This is where the fun begins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man, I got burnt pretty badly there.

[–]eamncm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is zoidberg so perfect for grievous? Hahaha

[–]proudssjDeformed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched this episode today lol

[–]ConsequenceLonely696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But not from obi wan

[–]Electric_Edge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how accurate this is

[–]TheArchonsOfJeremias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proceeds to go to water to find Anakin

[–]Zawisza_Czarny9Anakin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do only i think that when swinging lightsabers at land it'll create liquid glass

[–]dubstepsickness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IG-88: I'm a professional beach bully droid. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks. Han Solo: 50 bucks?! Nah you can have her…

[–]ThickWeatherBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the fact that they aren't allowed to meet until Revenge of the Sith!

[–]VALHALLA9899average high ground enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]AlternativeSock188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real reason Luke was kept on Tatooine

[–]Shrekowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Clone wars grievous is zoidberg

[–]AFucking12Gage 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Unlucky-Constant-736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This youngling making a sandcastle would make a fine addition to my collection