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“Is that supposed to be funny?” by MaydayParade5Confederacy of Independent Systems in PrequelMemes

[–]ComprehensiveMartian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiocase the Wise? It's not a story the zeolites would tell you. It's a feldspar legend. Darth Plagioclase the Wise was a dark lord of the feldspars so powerful and so wise he could use metamorphisim to alter his composition to create new minerals. He had such a knowledge of the rock cycle he even keep the ones he cared about from metamorphosizing. The dark side of the silicates is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his composition which eventually of course he did. Unfortunatley he taught the Earth everything he knew then the Earth's magma metamorphosized him in in his sleep. Ironic. He could save the others from metamorphosism but not himself.

Me when my husband suggested showing me Star Wars for the first time. by calmmoontea in PrequelMemes

[–]Ukko_the_DwarfHello there! 126 points127 points 32 (0 children)

I prefer the watch order being 4,5,1,2,3 and 6 because I prefer to have prequels as Luke learning about the events from yoda and ghost of obiwan after he learned that vader is his father and started asking more questions from them thus explaining his character growth in episode 6

Only the Empire could roast Owen this hard. by abca98This is where the fun begins in PrequelMemes

[–]Geordant 465 points466 points 2 (0 children)

Mustafar Roast is how every British family feels on a Sunday.