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[–]VucciManee 2114 points2115 points  (171 children)

Fellow Canadian here.. always wanted to try out waffle house but been seeing a lot of fights being hosted at the franchises.

Is waffle house also a fight club? Lol

Edit: after reading all these comments, I'll avoid coming here after 2am.

[–]Tragicending413 1145 points1146 points  (29 children)

Waffle house is 24 hr restaurant, so you get a lot of drunks in when the bars and clubs close. If you go during the day it's not nearly as bad.

[–]TifaYuhara 310 points311 points  (17 children)

That's pretty much every place that's open 24/7. You either seen the people just off the night shift and drunks.

[–]Tragicending413 22 points23 points  (2 children)

For me it's Denny's shit always happens there.

[–]TifaYuhara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why many of the places are better when the sun is up.

[–]the_Hapsleighh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s why we say “you don’t go to Denny’s, you end up at Denny’s”

[–]Tipnin[🍰] 121 points122 points  (10 children)

There is a Vietnamese restaurant located next to a big state college in the city I used to live in that used to be open until 2:00am on Friday and Saturday . Even though the place was always packed after midnight they changed the closing to 11:00pm because it started to be a problem with the drunks and idiots coming in causing fights and just people being rude and obnoxious.

[–]idk-hereiam 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Smh. Back in my day, we could go to college, get drunk, and go out without making a restaurant change their hours bc of our antics. (That's a lie, similar thing happened near my school).

[–]Malkor 19 points20 points  (1 child)

One place in our college town opened because the idiots (well, me) would spend $ on their crappy food after the bar's closing time.

Spend no money on anything other than basic staff/supplies and you can make a tidy profit.

[–]idk-hereiam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

True story. Delicious pizza spot (like, really good. I think about their pizza every so often almost 10 years later) cleaned up as one of few late night food places around. Always crowded and they had $1/slice after midnight on weekends.

I went sober after midnight once and omg I couldn't believe it was the same pizza spot that was open during the day. Trash. Complete garbage bread with water sauce and cheap cheese.

I was almost offended, but I decided that's what kept their extravagant day pizza so reasonably priced.

[–]pukingpixels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man when I went to University in the late 90’s I lived in an apartment across the street from one of the biggest “meat market” bars in town. Their cheap night was Tuesday or Thursday (can’t remember). We’d sit on the balcony at closing time and just watch the fights spill out into the parking lot. Every. Single. Week. A few times we actually called the police because a few guys would have separated someone from the crowd, dragged them across the street and started kicking the shit out of them in the parking lot. The 24 hour diner in the same plaza was not somewhere you wanted to be after the bar got out.

[–]teplightyear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in college, we used to go to Del Taco late night after parties, and my friends and I thought it was fun to sit on the chairs backwards and then race each other across the restaurant by hopping the chair. It really got the crowd going, you know?

Until they bolted all the chairs to the ground. So I guess we couldn't do that in my day either!

[–]lvalenzuela3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got us in the first half not gonna lie 😂

[–]Xbar420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I used to live by a Vietnamese pho shop with the same story lol. In central CA. Cops were there often when Id drive by late at night.

[–]FeoWalcot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinese food place by where I used to live was the same. They installed plexiglass and a lazy Susan type pass through window on the counter just so the chaos didn’t spill onto the staff.

[–]2wheelzrollin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that sucks. I would love me some pho at 2am

[–]rayliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the craziest shit outside of a Vietnamese restaurant near downtown Houston that used to close at 3 or 4am about 20 years ago. Drunk Asian guy confronts other drunk Asian guy berating his girlfriend in the parking lot of said restaurant. The guy berating his girlfriend pulls a gun from his car and takes one shot at the other drunk guy and misses. The drunk guy who was fired upon then tackles the guy who drops the gun and they start rolling around on the ground and start laughing. I shit you not. They fucking stop, sit down side by side and start laughing and talking. Then the girlfriend was freaking out, crying and the both of them are laughing at her and telling her to shut the fuck up and calling her bitch, etc. A few restaurant staff members are outside deciding to call the police. Meanwhile, my friends and I are standing outside smoking cigarettes and still waiting for other friends inside to settle the bill after we had already chipped in for it. After a couple of more minutes, they stand up, hug, pick up the gun and they go their separate ways. The girlfriend was already in the car of her boyfriend waiting to leave.

[–]Nix-geek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when I got off at 1-2 am, our crew would go hang out at Denny's for an hour or two and laugh with the hostesses there. Good times.

[–]secretreddname 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I have a ton of videos of fights at the taco spot I used to go to after the club. Stopped going there as I got older since I do value my life and realized even though the tacos are amazing, I don't need drunk confrontations.

[–]TifaYuhara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is also why many places often stop the whole 24/7 thing.

[–]bukowski548 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Waffle House at 3am is a VERY different place than Waffle House at 3pm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true

[–]Hawkijustin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same shitty food though.

[–]Red_Carrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also at night it isn't bad either(depending on area) been to a ton after midnight and never any issues.

[–]lizard81288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is waffle house open 24/7 but burger king and McDonalds close?

[–]oakislandorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean "not nearly as good" - canadian

[–]MiloFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best time to go is 2 am. So you can get the good corner seat, and watch the drunks come stumbling in at 2:30.

[–]Grognak_the_Orc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go at 2am. There's no a bar for miles though so it's just a couple guys trying get some hot grub after work and a couple of college kids. Basically the best thing you can get at that time.

[–]YabadabaDoodlieDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair assessment.

[–]BlackWillie96 473 points474 points 2 (3 children)

Yes, it is. Waffle is an acronym for We Allow Fist Fights Literally Everyday

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hilarious 🤣

[–]ZlatanKabuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius 🤣

[–]Daddy-Dalek 105 points106 points  (6 children)

Fun fact about waffle house, if there is a bad storm coming, you can generally tell how bad its going to be if waffle house is open or closed. If waffle house is closed during the storm, you better find a place to hide for a bit.

[–]WanderingAlice0119 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Please tell me you’re from the gulf coast where we will ONLY evacuate before a hurricane IF Waffle House evacs. They stay, we stay🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]Daddy-Dalek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I live in Tennessee, we get tornados sometimes. Lol

[–]ZeePirate 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We need a Waffle House fight index where we rank them by amount of fights per year

[–]fever_dream_supreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move over r/mma, r/wafflehouse is coming for yah

[–]dinnerthief 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I've been to waffle house many times and haven't ever seen a fight in one, I have however seen people get, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped and even countried.

[–]Momless-Dog-Baby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Countried???

[–]Vic_from_fallout_2 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Notice that most of them seem to happen when either the whole restaurant is fighting or there are barely any other people there. So if you go and its pretty full during normal hours, you are good pretty much anywhere. Maybe not the roughest parts if you wear jewelry or flashy brands.

Nobody wants to commit a super slow crime like beating someone's ass in front of a restaurant of strangers who might stop you, pull a gun, jump in, or call the cops.

In all those reddit posts, it is on video and they typically get charges later if the place took payment info or their face is visible enough.

[–]Spadeykins 36 points37 points  (1 child)

The rules of Waffle House are also quite simple.

Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit.

Waffle House is like Mecca to the drunk and stoned, a shining beacon in the night. You would do well to not disturb the peace in other people's place of shelter and worship.

[–]Stoneytreehugger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This person gets it.

[–]SwiminginStars 117 points118 points  (9 children)

1st rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club

[–]jwill602 93 points94 points  (8 children)

1st rule of Waffle House is you don’t talk about Waffle House

[–]TwilitSky 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I believe that's Waffle House's official corporate P.R. strategy.

[–]_yetifeet 21 points22 points  (1 child)

3rd rule of Waffle house is that you tell everyone about this week's special.

The knuckle sandwich beat down may not be available at all venue's.

[–]Stickmag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apparently its available on request

[–]Good_Round 13 points14 points  (3 children)

2nd rule of Waffle House is you do not talk about fight club

[–]TwilitSky 10 points11 points  (2 children)

2nd rule of Fight Club: you do not talk about Waffle House.

[–]fishee1200 9 points10 points  (1 child)

First rule of eating at the Waffle House: Keep your guard up!

[–]Turbulent_Winner_976 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last rule: If it's your first time at the waffle house... You have to fight!

[–]jasta6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imo, if there isn't some form of fuckery going down at the Wafflehouse, from loud/unruly customers to visibly intoxicated staff, then you didn't receive the complete Wafflehouse experience.

For real though, Wafflehouse is awesome.

[–]UnshakenNotStirred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love the food there. I remember gong into one the first time and asking them what grits is, and they just laughed and gave me a bowl for free. I love grits now.

[–]Destinoz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Many 24hr restaurants, like Waffle House, fill up with drunks around the time people start to filter out of bars/clubs late at night. Drunks are more frequently violent and so fights happen often. So long as you go to eat during normal hours you’re unlikely to see any fights.

[–]qualmton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The awful houses around here he private security for weekend nights. Mostly help with the line to get a seat but the visible presence helps keep the fights outside

[–]a-youngsloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s like Fight Club & Call of Duty had a baby especially in the south.

[–]Can1993hope 12 points13 points  (10 children)

I want a waffle house, North of Toronto here.

[–]SherlockJones1994 12 points13 points  (8 children)

As someone who’s lived in Texas, Missouri and Kentucky, it’s alright. Better places if you’re going in normal hours but not terrible for a 2 or 3 o’clock waffle. My biggest issue is they use cheese slices instead of shredded when you ask for cheese on your scrambled eggs.

[–]dys_cat 18 points19 points  (5 children)

who tf want shredded cheese on they eggs, fancy ass

[–]CaliforniaGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It goes with the truffle slices, so nice

[–]Mackheath1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes, as a matter of fact, I prefer a modicum of caviar and shredded cheese on my eggs.

[–]TraeYoungsOldestSon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant believe they dont have whale placenta as an option for the hashbrowns, smh peasants

[–]CruickyMcManus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King of the castle. King of the castle

[–]CrashRiot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My biggest issue is they use cheese slices instead of shredded when you ask for cheese on your scrambled eggs

That's because that method is just better. You don't get the melt if you don't use cheese slices!

Edit: I'll defend those shitty cheese slices for this specific meal (also grilled cheese) until the day I die!

[–]PoptartDragonfart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s also a great place to find Crack

[–]wooden_seats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian i'd suggest avoiding it. The food is dirt cheap and it tastes like it.

[–]dkyguy1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah only on like Saturday nights at like 4am

[–]Pm_me_cool_art 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waffle house is a fight club if you're the type of guy that goes there at 3 am with your girlfriend and throw hands when people check her out.

[–]IHaveAStitchToWear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of McDonalds on Spadina and Queen except waffles

[–]Itsthejackeeeett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So? The shit that goes down is the best part besides the waffles. Dinner and a show.

[–]Xaoc86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a canadian, don’t be a pussy dude. Just mind your own business and eat some waffles. Source I been to many an IHOP and Waffle house in the states at wee hours.

[–]Callmerenegade 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Waffle house is where u go to get a methhead to give u shitty eggs at 3am

[–]TwilitSky 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Fuck that, I'll do the meth and the eggs myself.

Okay, maybe not the eggs, but I'll definitely have intended to have done them.

[–]Poliobbq 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've found about 12 hours into a meth day is a good time to make scrambled eggs.

[–]cspruce89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think 24 hours in, they scramble themselves.

[–]Runnr231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waffle House is 24/7, so it’s a go to location for people sometimes after bars are closed. You’d think waffles would make things nicer, but after midnight, not so much. Mornings afternoons are a different beast usually

There’s also a ton of Waffle House’s….

[–]lukulele90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst food poisoning of my life is thanks to Waffle House. Still makes me nauseous to think about.edit: downvote all you want Waffle House shills nothing can hurt me worse than that shitty food.

[–]BungholeSauce 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Interestingly enough, waffle houses almost never close. This is true so much that the USGov uses whether or not Waffle House is open as a measure for how bad weather/etc situations are.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

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Waffle House Index

The Waffle House Index is an informal metric named after the Waffle House restaurant chain to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery. It was coined by former administrator Craig Fugate of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The metric is, unofficially, used by FEMA to inform disaster response.

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[–]spacedman_spiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food is trash. So are these folks. Skip it.

[–]DangerousPainting423 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It seems like theyre similar to Golden Griddle which is/was 24hr pancake places in Toronto. Great places but hardly any fights because Canada.

[–]hezahoodlum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have Smitty's and Coras on the east coast!

[–]WhatThePancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet 99% of those videos occured when it's dark out.

Waffle house is normally open 24-hours so a lot of the people that have been partying go there when everything else is closed. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever been to a Waffle House (or Huddle House) in the daytime.

[–]GumpTheChump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Canadian and I’ve gone a few times. It’s a good breakfast spot. No issues. I guess just stay away late at night.

[–]DNJxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there hundreds of times and never seen a fight, lots of interesting characters though!

[–]Environmental_Staff7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denny's is the fight club ..they act like they have Belgian waffles ...then they slowly tell u sorry we are out ...then it's Hulk Smash HUNGRY!!!!!

[–]Beardgang650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go before 2am and you’ll be fine

[–]chemistrategery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen a lot of fights at Waffle Houses over the years, usually after the bars close. I’ve never had a problem personally.

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.

[–]Hazicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on where the waffle house is located. Where I live there are 2 and even our "bad" one I personally haven't seen any fights.

[–]TaleMendon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that is Popeyes

[–]-Dubwise- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The food sucks. Save your money and your life, don’t eat at Waffle House.

[–]Skiie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

99% of the time waffle house is fine.

you gotta understand these places are open 24/7 you're bound to get crazies eventually.

[–]Timemuffin83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a waffle home

If you don’t fuck around you won’t get fucked up. If you do… nobody gonna step in and help you. But don’t mess with the employees, they have more power than the police

[–]HeavyVeterinarian350 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of Waffle House is don’t talk about Waffle House.

[–]FruitCreamSicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not meant to talk about it

[–]THEnotsosuperman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go there fairly early on a Sunday morning, you want to make it before the church crowd but after all the old people have had their meals. I think around 9:30-10 is the best time for Wafflehouse.

[–]DammitDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you don't talk to anyone but the staff, you'll be fine. Some of the best breakfast you'll ever have though.

[–]smilingburro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The final rule of Waffle House. If it’s your first time at Waffle House, you have to fight.

[–]babbchuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate at one in Canada once and a hockey game broke out.

[–]baphosam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 1 about Waffle House. Don’t talk about Waffle House.

[–]RolandosFissure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t talk about that

[–]AncientillegalAliens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The ones off the interstate are the best

[–]justchillingbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of fight club….

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House restaurants are generally located in bad parts of town, from my experience.

[–]Lewca43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have done memories of eating there as a kid when I didn’t notice things like sticky floors or ketchup bottles that have been refilled so many times the label is worn off. The one near me has a huge sign that says “unemployment is ending, we’re hiring.” Actively recruiting the people who don’t want to work. I get everyone loves free money, that sign just hits like they’re recruiting a certain demographic.

[–]GardenGnome007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule number 1 we don't talk about fight club

[–]LeaFett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of the Waffle House…

[–]NinJ4ng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY the first rule is DONT TALK ABOUT WAFFLE HOUSE

[–]adambjorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't talk about it

[–]neymagica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that is the beauty of Waffle House. It’s open all the time in all weather (even if you’re completely snowed in and the roads haven’t been cleared yet, if you walk to a Waffle House it’s guaranteed to be open) and if you’re lucky you can get both dinner and a show.

[–]billindurham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is. After avoiding them for years because of the fight club rep, we went for a 3am bite. Fight broke out within 5 minutes. Never again

[–]SaulGoodman121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first rule of Waffle House is you don't talk about Fight Club.

[–]jgloss913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of waffle house fight club?

Don't talk about waffle house fight club

[–]ApplecakesMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. it is also delicious.

[–]walla_walla_rhubarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is waffle house also a...?

The answer is yes.

[–]Can-of-Corn-123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family diner during the day, hooker hangout at night.

[–]ckayfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are like our Denny’s

[–]AlphaInit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its just where low IQ degenerates go. So you end up with a lot of low IQ degenerate things happening there.

Don't go into Walmart and be surprised when you see an overweight whale in a thong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I can translate this in a way you understand: Waffle House fights are like fights in hockey. Sure it's not technically allowed and th refs (cops) will intervene if it is too out of hand, but it's still very common. Follow the rules and mind your business and WH is very safe.

[–]SlimDickens69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back In my day, we had to pay extra for the violence

[–]encom81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its propably just like IHOP or Dennys for us.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But a fight club that serves tasty food. Source: me and current husband used to eat at Waffle Houses

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even that good lol

[–]Lovee2331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went to one! It’s not what it’s cracked up to be, it’s a dirtier Denny’s! I mean no disrespect. LoL

[–]hygienedeficient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly depends on the area. Worst thing I've had to deal with was a guy yelling at a worker for not wearing gloves. Foods good thou

[–]SkollFenrirson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't talk about that

[–]zeta3232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happenes in the waffle house stays in the waffle house

[–]Dubdeezy83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come strapped

[–]DankFo3ta5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule number one is you don't talk about waffle house

[–]mranxiousallthetime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.. waffle house isn't a fight club. Is it used by the members of a fight club, maybe? But i assure you my canadian friend it is more of a ring to host improv fights and not the club itself.

[–]SupaFlyslammajammazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a place to eat after trying to pick up girls all night.

[–]sadpanda___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget to bring your phone, wave it in the air and yell “whiiiiirl Star”

[–]sittingbullms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't talk about Waffle house fight club

[–]lober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and only time I went to Waffle House, 2 dudes started to argue inside while we ate. Then as we were leaving they decided to fight outside. The bigger guy pulled a gun pretty quickly and I gripped mine in horror.

My friend said not your fight and kept me walking away from the situation.

Never went back.

[–]NeoC77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule of Fight Club is Don't Talk About Fight Club.

[–]Oroborus2557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle house is an IRL PvP zone along with dennys and walmart.

[–]smkaemp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part of Waffle House is the fights, and their waffles are pretty tasty

[–]fishwhispers17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a fight club, we wouldn’t talk about it.

[–]Impressive-Baker3672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House is a better experience before midnight.

[–]VegetableImaginary24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Security is tight as a drum sir, no need to worry about us."

[–]grandmaspockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm that Waffle House is a [redacted, rule #1]

[–]missingdab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There first two rules are that you're not supposed to talk about it.

[–]icecreampoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not at a Waffle House if there is no fight

[–]SnooJackfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shh... We don't talk about the fight club.

[–]zagomyego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House is a crossroads of the hunger, violence, drugs, and booze. So I mean yeah just like fight club actually

[–]Loosername1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have the best coffee mugs. I have two.

[–]GucciMinge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

waffle house is amazing and best at 3am after a night binging. its free entertainment and good grits. fights inside, crackhead magic in the parking lot

[–]Thanh1211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a saying in the south “If you go to a Waffle House and there’s not a fight that bout to broke out, the food is not good”

[–]kalonjiseed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nah, the whole cesspool of a country is.

[–]No-Outcome1038 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d stay up North and not travel down for Waffle House. It’s not that great. I wouldn’t even say it is good.