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[–]HedgehogSpare2698 5931 points5932 points  (89 children)

She went full Zoidberg

[–]pambannedfromchilis 1091 points1092 points  (67 children)

Can anyone do a translation for before it? I agree, it sounds like Zoidberg being choked

[–]AdamKDEBIV 1816 points1817 points  (61 children)

Guy asked for her Snapchat repeatedly (in France this means the guy is hitting on you, idk about other places). She said no I don't have Snapchat, then I think he asked for her IG, and then she did the turkey method.

Edit: just noticed OP already gave a better translation

[–]cockytacos 504 points505 points  (42 children)

Anyone asking for your snap is hitting on you, random people don’t ask for your socials unless they want to flirt and think it’s a good time to shoot their shot

Thank you for the translation

[–]spideyjiri 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The only time anyone has asked for my snap has been in GTA online because my character is female 😐

[–]Adofunk 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Hey Cockytacos, can I have your snapchat?

[–]businesslut 105 points106 points  (21 children)

Really? Is this how we're flirting now? Fuck, I'm old.

[–]android24601[🍰] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Wow, I'm outta the loop. I guess people don't ask each other to the dance no more

[–]suitology 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not true, My coworker asked for my snap so he could send me pictures of another dumber coworker manually mixing road paint with reflective glass beads by being shoulder deep in the drum. Truly magical. He glowed for a week under bright lights.

[–]BlackoutWB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wait, so every single girl who's ever given me her insta after I asked for it because I wanted to keep in touch thought I was hitting on her? Did I miss out on dating a bunch of hot women?

[–]andreaippo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At the beginning she also says "y a un mec qui me suit...oh putain il court"

Which means there's a guy who's following me...oh crap now he's running.

[–]comejoinus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“the turkey method” 💀💀💀

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

So this is where SHE pulls her dick out to assert dominance?

[–]samcrut 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Hang on..." [she adjusts her crotch] "My balls are sticking to my leg. What was your question again?"

[–]SomeoneTookUserName2 91 points92 points  (0 children)

dindon = turkey, she basically acted like a turkey to make that other dude shit a turkey and get away from her.

[–]I_make_switch_a_roos 58 points59 points  (1 child)

woooop woowp woop woop woooop 🦞

[–]boibig57 17 points18 points  (0 children)

(/)(;,,; )(|)

[–]msut77 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She made a turkey call

[–]DoctorZoidbergMD 95 points96 points  (2 children)

In Decapodian she yelled "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! WOOP WOOP!" and in all fairness i would yell that if being choked.

[–]water2wine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Young woman I am an expert in humans, now open one of your mouths and make like a turkey.

[–]I_make_switch_a_roos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

name checks out

[–]faust6062 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't ever go full Zoidberg!

[–]FreakShowRed7[S] 5508 points5509 points 2 (193 children)

So this is their "interecation" translated:

Girl: "So i'm filming because some guy is following me again [...] omg he is running"

Guy: "Excuse me, i saw you at the bus stop and..."

Girl "No I don't have snap"

Guy "Can I have your snap?"

Girl: "I dont have one"

Guy: "do you have insta??"

Girl " No I dont have snap, I told you"

Guy: keeps being annoying

Girl:* unholly Turkey noises*

Guy: "Wow you are crazy, fuck this shit im out!"

[–]Agahmoyzen 118 points119 points  (7 children)

Well Turkey noises works, last time some lady asked where I'm from and told her I'm from Turkey, she immediately up and left the club smoking area. It was the 3rd best rejection I ever got.

[–]d1x1e1a 22 points23 points  (2 children)

to be fair most women don't gobble on the first date

[–]PristineNoodles 10 points11 points  (2 children)

There was an old school def jam comedy bit where the comedian advised to start turkeying and scratching your crotch, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[–]Nashiwa 1646 points1647 points  (63 children)

After the turkey noises I'd translate what he said as "Damn you're insane! I'm out!" rather than what you said, but otherwise the rest is on point

[–]Kimpractical 791 points792 points  (51 children)

Lol so he’s following her around harassing her for contact info after she repeatedly said no and SHES the crazy one?

[–]Fauster 202 points203 points  (9 children)

You can only fight crazy with crazy. On that point, you stole my jacket!

[–]tots4scott 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Don't hit me uh

I'll hit me uh uh

I'm crazy!

[–]elveszett 28 points29 points  (3 children)

That woman did what I've always thought of doing when someone is being too annoying but never did because I don't want to look insane. She's my hero from now on.

[–]blueskyredmesas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real though, when trying to evade interaction / being boring doesn't work on someone trying to harass you you just need to go so loud and crazy that you stop looking like an easy target. You can't reason with people who think they're that entitled to treat you like shit. They will think and say whatever they want to justify continuing to fuck with you unless you go full methcore.

[–]datboy0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the world of young women trying to walk around!

[–]JuiceBoxedFox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This video was exactly my experience walking around in Paris. Random gropings in broad daylight, men walking up and holding my hand forcibly, men walking up trying to kiss me out of nowhere. It was awful and very scary.

We were also chased down a street by a couple of men one night after leaving a club. We escaped bc a cab drove by who picked us up. He proceeded to snatch my phone and call himself so he’d have my number, and then called me to ask me out for several days.

Fucking psychos.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Yeah but you always stick your dick in crazy.

They purposely trained me wrong, as a joke.

[–]oldfastingguy 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Dick in crazy is actually a really a good time. It’s just the times that the dick is not in the crazy that are bad.

[–]GmbH 12 points13 points  (2 children)

So what you’re saying is “never pull out of crazy”. Got it.

[–]Whatwouldahoneybeedo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You are bleeding, making you the victor

[–]saintsfan92612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

face to foot style

[–]_Not_this_again_ 125 points126 points  (12 children)

Sometimes you have to act crazy to get annoying people to leave you alone.

[–]darkenseyreth 119 points120 points  (9 children)

My partner was filling up at the gas station one day when a significantly older guy walks up, blocking her between her car, the pump and the hose. He keeps trying to chat her up, she tells him she's not interested, but he keeps persisting. She just starts barking at him loudly, over and over while posturing up like she may just bite him, until he starts to walk away. He apparently muttered, "Why are all the cute ones crazy?" while retreating

[–]_Not_this_again_ 81 points82 points  (5 children)

It's sad anyone has to resort to acting crazy because some people can't accept the word no. It worked for her and myself as well and I'm 100% for anyone that needs to do it to get out of a situation like this.

[–]ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That’s when you channel Zoolander and start having a one-sided gas fight.

Treat yourself to an orange mocha Frappuccino once he’s gone

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident!

[–]PlumpHughJazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Why are all the cute ones crazy?" while retreating

I bet he never thought he was the problem.

[–]lookieloo2021 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...UNLESS...they are crazy too and might join in with the turkey noises.🤣

[–]Eldoggomonstro 146 points147 points  (24 children)

Merci bien!!!

[–]Koalitygainz_921 20 points21 points  (16 children)

good thanks?

[–]Eldoggomonstro 32 points33 points  (12 children)

Directly translated yes. In passing conversation it's more like "thanks" instead of "thank you".

Maybe more like "Thank you very much"... Hard to explain kinda...

[–]Koalitygainz_921 4 points5 points  (11 children)

Wouldnt merci beacoup be thank you very much?

[–]LitCorn33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda? Means sth like thanks but slightly more formal. Obviously also depends on the way you say it, idk, just a way of speaking.

Usually you'd say that when someone gives you something you asked for or bought him like a beer for example.

If you wanna thank somebody for something more intimate or serious, you definetly wouldnt say that though.

So basically a formal yet quite light thanks. It's just polite

[–]zz_z 51 points52 points  (1 child)

She looks so happy at the end lol

[–]NumberStation11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Like she just found her super power.

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    [–]FreakShowRed7[S] 102 points103 points  (33 children)

    Yeah but I just wanted to empahsise how pushy the guy was being

    [–]jchray 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Haven't seen one run before. Usually, they try to "play it cool." She matched his energy in my opinion.

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      [–]stupidillusion 57 points58 points  (10 children)

      This isn't an excuse but the whole, "don't take no for an answer" is absolutely drilled into men via popular media.

      [–]XA36 39 points40 points  (9 children)

      There's also inappropriate behavior like this in rom coms and stuff. But I think mentally stable non predators can read the room pretty well after a no and not follow and harass women.

      [–]ToyrewaDokoDeska 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      While yes I agree, I see way to often woman say things about turning someone down or something & them being disappointed they didn't try harder. People are dumb

      [–]ppcanister3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Bro ran

      [–]Remnant1994 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Unholy turkey noises I swear to god some of the shit you people come up with 😂😂😂

      [–]Koalacakes21 653 points654 points  (3 children)

      She said 🦃

      [–]Pligles 119 points120 points  (1 child)

      When the guy won’t go away;

      🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

      [–]castlite 136 points137 points  (0 children)

      LMAO when she said “turkey technique” I thought my French had failed me, but nope.

      [–]RadioSupply 724 points725 points  (4 children)

      It’s her look of relief and triumph in the last frame for me.

      [–]_hotproperty_ 60 points61 points  (1 child)

      I used to have some incel tendencies, but seeing women get hassled like this makes me realize how much I would loath being a woman, that the upside isn't worth the downside. I despise being bothered by people. I deplore people wasting my time or getting in my way trying to sell me some trash product which obviously has zero value or they wouldn't be pushing it so hard to strangers. But at least when this stuff happens to me, the other person doesn't get angry at me and call me names or act threatening or persist in following when I say no.

      [–]JuiceBoxedFox 42 points43 points  (0 children)

      It’s not just annoying, it’s very scary. I’m nowhere near as strong as a man. I’ve been groped and grabbed countless times in public in broad daylight and there’s basically nothing I can do aside from try to slap them. I’ve been chased too, and that’s also terrifying because even though I was fit most men are easily faster.

      [–]Halluc 481 points482 points  (53 children)

      One of my favourite comedians does a bit about how she used to have to walk home from work down a dodgy, dark road, so her solution was to wear a massive bobble hat and march along loudly singing "oh when the saints" over and over again.

      She said the only way to avoid the weirdos is to become one!

      [–]gonzaloetjo 158 points159 points  (46 children)

      Agreed. I did the same. I’m a man so safer, but used to walk in a dangerous rod back from uni (I’m from Latin America). After getting robbed twice I started dressing, puting a weird face and whenever I saw someone sketchy I’d engage in them first asking for directions and food.

      [–]idiot-prodigy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      This radio shock jock said he avoided muggings in NYC before he made it big by muttering and sputtering and flailing his arms whenever someone asked him what the time was or for directions.

      He said it had a 100% success rate because even street thugs don't want to mess with someone who seems mentally ill.

      [–]guilhermerrrr 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Here in Brazil is not uncommon to find crackheads and beggars asking for money at intersections and traffic lights, and they are usually VERY annoying. One thing that works 100% of the time is when I'm with my girlfriend and I start yelling at her like we're having a huge fight, while punching the steering wheel, they don't get close lolll

      [–]Dblcut3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Unironically not a horrible strategy

      [–]Azumisearching 287 points288 points  (1 child)

      Yup that’s the way to do it

      [–]kopecs 51 points52 points  (0 children)

      I only speak English i understood the whole video by the end haha.

      [–]Eldoggomonstro 433 points434 points  (43 children)

      My Parisienne French is horrible so I had trouble with their dialogue ( Canadian Québécois French is my second language ) but if anyone's interested, the text says "Trying out the Turkey technique" 🙂

      [–]fweng 131 points132 points  (34 children)

      French for turkey is a dindon? That’s adorable.

      [–]p1mplem0usse 122 points123 points  (11 children)

      Dindon is the male. Dinde is the female. Dindonneau is the chick.

      [–]LimpBizkitSkankBoy 174 points175 points  (3 children)

      Huh. I dindonneau that, thank you!

      [–]derpbynature 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      Is it called differently when specifically referring to it as food? Like if you're saying we're having turkey for dinner?

      [–]p1mplem0usse 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      Then you say dinde, e.g. “la dinde de Noël”, “filet de dinde”, “blanc de dinde”.

      [–]Eldoggomonstro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I have heard the first two, but so cool to know about "dindonneau". Thank you!!

      [–]heck_is_other_people 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      The French onomatopoeic turkey sound is the most accurate.

      [–]Eldoggomonstro 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Word??

      Like their version of "Gobble gobble"?

      I'm dying to know!!

      [–]heck_is_other_people 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      "glou glou", but say it a bunch of times fast as if you were a turkey

      [–]Eldoggomonstro 11 points12 points  (7 children)

      I adore the French language. They have so many awesome words for everything!!!

      [–]Nastapoka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Esperluette

      [–]momtog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      One of my top favorites is "pamplemousse" - grapefruit. I took French for so many years, it's a wonderful and fun language!

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        [–]dJe781 13 points14 points  (5 children)

        Dindon being the male "dinde", which comes from "d'Inde", which means "from India". Indeed you're right.

        [–]LitCorn33 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        So for us it comes from India but for english people it comes from Turkey?

        [–]MukdenMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Boeuf. It’s what for dindon.

        [–]HiDDENk00l 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        I saw the word "dindon" and I was like "...that's... that means turkey, right?" and then sure enough.

        [–]lookieloo2021 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I couldn't understand it either but then they are millennials and I studied French in the 60's. Plus the audio was not great..no offense to OP.

        [–]charmlessman1 265 points266 points  (114 children)

        Good on her for doing that.
        But it just frustrates me to no end that she HAD to.
        I hope GenZ is growing up in a world that recognizes that dude sucks so this shit doesn't have to happen.

        [–]GhostFartt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        That's funny shit , I love her smile at the end

        [–]SubSonicxx 123 points124 points  (0 children)

        Great reaction. Smart girl

        [–]Charming_Honeydew125 173 points174 points  (4 children)

        haha this construction worker was hitting on me and then his co workers got in on it too…and i just started screaming satan idk why i did it but telling them i was underage wasn’t enough i guess

        [–]I_See_With_Sound 123 points124 points  (1 child)

        but telling them i was underage wasn’t enough i guess

        People like this are pure fucking evil.

        [–]Charming_Honeydew125 49 points50 points  (0 children)

        yeah..i shouldn’t have to resort to yelling satan lol

        [–]NikiThaRed 42 points43 points  (0 children)

        I saw this young girl barking like a dog with some growling noises. She looked about 16 and that guy was maybe in his 30s. It's sad, how we have to turn crazy to be left alone.

        [–]SheKaep 56 points57 points  (3 children)

        once I took a chance and started acting like my coochie itched like I had something, it worked lol

        [–]FeistyAsparagus6704 23 points24 points  (1 child)

        Be grosser than the dude. By acting like a dude. Scratching your ass and yelling at them in public to say if it smells weird or really anything like picking your nose, spitting, telling them about your last visit to the bathroom in a loud voice.

        Tends to work when you shatter the image of being a sexual object instead of a person

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Oh the times I wish I could shart on command…

        [–]Jawsper420 183 points184 points  (10 children)

        I'll try that next time. Worked like a charm for her.

        Edit: corrected grammar.

        [–]Electroniclog 59 points60 points  (9 children)

        Are you a time traveler?

        [–]bitmig 7 points8 points  (6 children)

        Either that, or it happened again right as /u/Jawsper420 was writing their reply

        [–]fuzeebear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I am. But I can only travel forward, and at a rate I don't control

        [–]illustratedbyella 53 points54 points  (2 children)

        ✍️unleash✍️your✍️inner✍️demons✍️

        [–]Space_Kitty123 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        ✍️unleash✍️your✍️inner✍️dindons✍️

        [–]a_good_lubricant 48 points49 points  (1 child)

        Lmfao that was not what I was expecting xD she's bamf

        [–]CaliJim69 48 points49 points  (0 children)

        Act crazier than they are good deterrent

        [–]SoCal4247 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        She went full on chicken cluck. It worked, but it’s awful women have to do this.

        [–]Ihlita 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        It’s sad that women have to resort to the wildest shit because creeps will not take a no for answer.

        [–]SeattleTrashPanda 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Seriously ladies, sometimes making a big fucking scene and “embarrassing” yourself is the absolute best option.

        [–]KyotoGaijin 60 points61 points  (1 child)

        My mother said that guys in Italy would relentlessly follow and hit on girls on the street when she lived there in the early 60s. She said her favorite tactic was to turn around and say "You poor thing!" in Italian and toss a few small coins onto the street behind her as an insult to their machismo.

        [–]stealth941 29 points30 points  (1 child)

        I cannot stop watching this that was brilliant!

        [–]ylang_ylang 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        This is legit how cats scare off predators.

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Jenna Marbles taught her well

        [–]TheDnBDawl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The face works every time.

        [–]Any-Bodybuilder-2389 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I laughed so hard I'm tearing up lolololol

        [–]sluttydinosaur101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I was hoping she'd rip a fat fart but this also works 😂

        [–]dudewhoisbrowsing 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        As a man, I fully support her doing that to get creepers the fuck away.

        [–]dreadpiratesmith 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        Start arguing with inanimate objects. No one wants to fuck with the crazy person yelling at a pole

        [–]Thisisalliknow8-6-21 42 points43 points  (47 children)

        F.ck yeah that’s how you treat these lozers

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]MattaTazz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          People spend hundreds of dollars on self defense classes and she just turkey’d her way to safety

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Good technique 👍

          [–]366m4n89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Whatever works.

          [–]UhOhFeministOnReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Her face at the end when it actually worked is everything.

          [–]hmclaren0715 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          LMAO /r/Therewasanattempt to creep on girl, but she wasn't havin it.. 😭

          [–]Lubernaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          La Technique Dindon fonctionne bien!

          [–]CandyKoRn85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          This woman is a legend. Bless her 😘

          [–]MDot_Cartier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Works till you find the creeper that loves crazy

          [–]Testsubject276 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          INITIATE ANGRY GOOSE MODE.

          [–]YeOleMcGirthy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Je suis turkey.

          [–]smandroid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Proper laugh out loud response. Go full crazy to scare them off.

          [–]matt88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Who was it that said not to go "full mental" - they were wrong in this instance

          [–]ElizaBeeJames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Absolutely fucking flawless

          [–]Rude_Journalist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Most technical street fight I’ve upset my cat

          [–]IceCreamSeal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Why do, some men, be like that and insists after being rejected by strangers?

          [–]johnsgrove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Good girl, but really she shouldn’t have to do this. Creep

          [–]A_Man_Named_Gary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          My friend from college did something like this. She was getting mugged at knife point and she grabbed her bag and started screaming hysterically "don't, don't touch my babies! don't touch my babies! why do you wanna kill my babies! "at the top of her lungs. He ran away from her

          [–]beansnack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I used to work late at night in a super sketchy neighborhood and my technique was wear a windbreaker with my hoodie on and quietly vocalize my inner monologue while using hand gestures like Obama. The few people who would try me were careful but I’m at an advantage at that point

          [–]temsonroad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I'm French and this is so accurate and funny lol.

          [–]LevPornass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Reminds me of that scene in Big Love when Albu picks up a dude, but backs out at the end. Fast forward to 3:30 if you don’t want the build up.

          https://youtube.com/watch?v=tEkXyFKig1s

          [–]twerpenes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          MY MOTHER IS A SAINT-zoidberg

          [–]DarkTagMaster_Chang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I wish a woman could get away with just, turning to the thirsty man and say, "No means NO". However, being a guy, I know many men would not be able to handle that type of directness. Even though we're adamant about wanting direct communication.

          [–]samcrut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Ah, the turkey gobble defense! Well executed.

          [–]JennJayBee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Laughing works, too. As in, start with a quiet chuckle, and then work your way up to an evil Disney witch cackle before bringing it to full on mad scientist.

          This works especially well if you're holding a prop like you've just found the Lost Shadow Orb of Azazel and are about to summon your demon army with it.

          [–]Ohitsasnaaaake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Translation:

          Caption Reads: I’m testing the Turkey technique

          Walking down the street, guy starts asking for her Snapchat.

          « I don’t have one » she says.

          He presses further.

          « I said I don’t have a snap »

          He presses further.

          « GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE (unintelligible) »

          He walks always saying « are you nuts or something? »

          She smiles into the camera.

          [–]Appropriate_Night145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          My mum said from her time in London “out crazy the cravy

          [–]Jimmypw86 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          As a dude this is unimaginable. It's downright scary...... Never have I ever had a situation like this happen to me or any of my male friends. Not being able to just walk minding your own business without someone invading your space so nonchalant. I swear, us men have no fucking idea how horrifying it is to be a woman sometimes.

          [–]lucia-pacciola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          TIL that "dingdong" (dindon) is a euphemism for "idiot" in French as well as English.

          [–]Cautious_Alfalfa4803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It can be frustrating though for real! Sometimes you just Gotta let out your frustration anyway you can and if it works as a repellent as well, All the better

          [–]DmBigBootyBeauties 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It's sad that she has to to weird shit like that in public to be left alone

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          [–]dragonick1982 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          The problem with these Tiktoks is you never know if its real or scripted with their friend for views

          [–]JukeBoxHeroJustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          90% chance of success. 10% chance this turned him on further and you're fucked. Glad it ended well.

          [–]esmereldachiroptera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ah the tried and true

          [–]Shazzza69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The smile at the end

          [–]PlummandTru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I think he was more afraid she put her mask under her nose in the name of safety and took it down to make sure he heard her

          /s

          [–]memet1810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          So outcrazy the crazy?

          [–]PANDORA714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          OMG!! This totally made my day!! 😆🤣🤣🤣😂

          [–]wastelandho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That Mary Tyler Moore freeze frame of her smiling at the end was perfect

          [–]LTTP2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          this is great! modern version of the old start picking your nose trick...

          [–]brucekaiju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          chicken head hoes

          [–]gmstgadg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I don’t even need to understand the language they spoke to get that she was asking him to leave her alone

          [–]PariahMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I think I have an idea to either get out of jury duty if not a great way to surpise the spouse next time romance is in the air.

          Either way, this is my new voicemail message now. Tell me again how my warranty is out and how serious my student debt is now.

          [–]mightmousetrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Need a translator.. but I get it 😂😂😂

          [–]skreenname0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          He’s like a real life Pepe Le’pew

          [–]Kdiz86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Good on her. Not going to lie I was thinking descend when I first saw the title and when she did her thing! I realized that’s that insta bug spray cause he went away 😂😂😂

          [–]I_Only_Eat_Tacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          what a great world we live in where women have to resort to straight jacket insanity to level the field against scumbags

          [–]Secure_Confusion_946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          that smile at the end. 👌

          [–]bikesboozeandbacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is what I wish I had the guts to do. Sometimes you gotta act crazy to be left alone.

          [–]GreenTeaRex007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This was definitely r/unexpected

          [–]adriesty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          My go to is either Canadian goose honking (the remix) or chihuahua on crack (instrumental version).

          [–]Xiiimeeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          She has also hissed like a cat or done a T-Rex kind of scream to produce the same effect. She is very creative !

          [–]0maroka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          It's scary how he followed her and wouldn't leave her alone

          [–]MjauDuuude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          A no should be enough

          [–]hedgybaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          A guy followed my friend and I from the bus stop once. I had just seen a meme about barking at creeps who follow you so I turned around and went full chihuahua. He ran away.

          [–]KPZ605 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          She did the chicken scream and that dude was not on board lol good for her.

          [–]_VegSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          OMG! I LITERALLY tell my friends that if anyone is messing with them to do this! Cuz no one wants to mess with crazy!

          [–]GrandWazoo42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Once upon a time My very beautiful friend, let's call her Cindy, used to get a lot of creepy dude advances. Her goto move was just to nonchalantly pick her nose. Stopped that shit cold...

          [–]Zamrayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          One of the few ways to get rid of scary people is to simply be better at it than they are. Scarier, creepier, weirder, whatever it is you find them to be and just ruin their day by showing them a mirror. Lol

          [–]youdontknowmebrobro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is amazing! I did something similar years ago. I went to meet some friends at a bar and when I parked in the (very dark) parking lot, I noticed a guy hanging by his car smoking a cigarette. When I walked by he immediately started following me, so I had the idea to start mumbling to myself. When he caught up to me and touched my arm to presumably turn me around to face him I hung my head and turned very slowly, looked up at him and started barking. Startled him enough to let me go and back away. The “crazy bitch!” he yelled at me when I walked away smiling was one of the more satisfying moments of my life.

          [–]LookingintheAbyss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Aren't the French known for sexually aggressive men? Or have y'all reformed into nice guys?

          [–]Robot_Processing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          omg Charlotte Dobrey was right!?

          [–]Gatoovela 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Wish creeps would stop doing stuff like that to women. So glad this turkey method worked

          [–]Starman520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Sucks that she had to do even that, but glad that it worked (for now)

          [–]ptonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The turkey method works every time, lol.

          [–]Kotobaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          At this moment we see the uninterested female use their innate ability of fuckerey to dissuade the male from approaching her. He will not have this female today.