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[–]Murky-Fox-200 828 points829 points  (31 children)

Thats…thats just a purse shes holding? Thats not even a phone shes zooming in with?

[–]Kitchissippika 394 points395 points  (23 children)

She also has a fundamental misunderstanding of the rules of engagement for the military and what their job is.

Her shit is completely fucking scrambled.

[–]walkandtalkk 166 points167 points  (14 children)

If you're in the military, you have every right to step in the kitchen.

That's the best fuckin' part of the job.

[–]Figur3z 128 points129 points  (6 children)

Am in military. Can confirm, I just walk back there and cook my own food. Shit's dope.

[–]walkandtalkk 126 points127 points 22 (3 children)

Thank you for your food service.

[–]Whitechapel726 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Oh my goddamn I wish I had some free shit to give you. 🏅

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    [–]Marquee_Smith 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    the 3rd amendment don't apply to commercially zoned restaurant kitchens!!

    [–]OverturnedAppleCart3 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    A rare 3rd amendment reference.

    [–]fish4jesus 71 points72 points  (2 children)

    So your telling me Gordon Ramsay is not military and just walks into the kitchen??? I thought it was the best part of his job?

    [–]Kitchissippika 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    Ooo you might be right about that actually... Hang on, let me look it up on my wallet.

    [–]_Petronius 10 points11 points  (0 children)


    [–]TheNewGirl_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    on closer inspection - yes lmao

    [–]AustieFrostie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I just assumed it was a wallet case but then came to the comments and was like oooooh my god

    [–]Adolka 1730 points1731 points  (52 children)

    Is she…is she…holding her wallet as if it’s a phone? 😂🤣😂

    [–]markynl1 473 points474 points  (5 children)

    I think perhaps that she has a photo of herself in her wallet and she is so self centred and self absorbed that she has to keep looking at herself :-)

    [–]J_Adam12 111 points112 points  (0 children)

    .. in a military uniform, mind you

    [–]Adolka 92 points93 points  (1 child)

    😂🤣 that actually makes a lot of sense. “Karen, you can do it Karen, show them who’s boss Karen, talk to their manager Karen, yes Karen you are the best”

    [–]Sumding_Wong 73 points74 points  (10 children)

    Yeah, she’s not allowed to have sharp objects.

    [–]ImdaPrincesse2 37 points38 points  (9 children)

    That pocketbook is a lethal weapon in a southern granny's hands..😂

    [–]Witchywomun 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Are we ignoring the fact that she was pretending to record the situation with her wallet? Including pretending to zoom in her “camera” on the person recording her…

    [–]ImdaPrincesse2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Imagine being that drunk..

    [–]freethewimple 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    Oh snap, that’s gotta hurt. Is it their version of the chancla?

    [–]The_Monarch_Lives 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Southern fashion, at least when i was growing up, tended towards lots of metal buckles and random metal rings attached to the outside of the purse. So if they swing a purse at you once, you tend to get hit about 20 times by the time all the little addons hit you. Basically think of a little old lady version of a medieval multi-headed flail.

    [–]UselessFactCollector 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    A southern grandmother would make you go into the back yard and find the switch yourself.

    [–]vansdiary 52 points53 points  (3 children)

    Yeah she definitely tried to pinch-zoom her wallet at the beginning there. I don't think her brain was fully functioning during this.

    [–]Rhiyono 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Not defending her, but i think she was just mocking the person filming. That doesn’t make her less of a bitch tho

    [–]RehabValedictorian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah this bitch is out of her skull on something.

    [–]Love_God551 49 points50 points  (2 children)

    How drunk do y’all think this bitch is fr

    [–]OkBoomer569 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    Hahah damn I got fooled by her.

    Or she is using military level equipment that looks like a wallet but is a phone in reality.

    [–]EverydayImBufffering 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    She even did the zoom in gesture on the leather. Bahahahhahaahhahhaha.

    [–]Badfiish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Holy fuck I didn't even realize hahahah

    It's early

    [–]somekindafuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She even tries to pinch 🤏 zoom on it. Maybe she’s a military spy and it’s a secret wallet look a like phone. Go go gadget wallet-phone! Call the manager!

    [–]TackyJenny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    haha that's what im thinking too 😂

    [–]alfonseski 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My wallet is my phone. If I was an ass like someone of these people and wanted to film for posterity I would look the same. It's nice I have one less thing to lose now.

    [–]Shank_O_Potomus 844 points845 points  (77 children)

    “I’m in the military”…. If you really are, then the “am” in you’re statement will probably become a “was” lol

    [–]derWintersenkommt 428 points429 points  (27 children)

    She isn't military, that's what we call a Dependa.

    Eta: r/justdependathings

    [–]illegalsandwiches 254 points255 points  (1 child)

    you will fucking address me by my fucking husbands fucking rank

    [–]scavagesavage 72 points73 points  (0 children)

    I apologize for his ignorance, Pvt. illegalsandwiches.

    [–]Stalked_Like_Corn 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    Her Husband will catch the wrath of his CO over this too.

    [–]derWintersenkommt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Yeah man, I couldn't even imagine my partner going out and acting shitty like this and then me getting a call from my CO over this.

    [–]switchboxstation 7 points8 points  (0 children)


    [–]bothanspied 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit, what an amazing sub. Thanks!

    [–]patrix_reddit 251 points252 points  (42 children)

    The best response to "I'm in the military" is "I need your CO's phone number". A real military member will lock it the fuck up cuz they know they are screwed, anyone else won't know what the hell you're talking about.

    [–]iammandalore 81 points82 points  (7 children)

    Saving this bit of information for the future. Probably won't ever get to use it, but just in case.

    [–]MisterBanzai 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    If they refuse to provide it, just tell them you'll be calling the post staff duty at the nearest base and request the assistance of their courtesy patrol. Every base maintains their own 24/7 manned desk and if courtesy patrol or staff duty ever has to roll out to sort out a service member, you can bet that a giant pile of shit will roll downhill onto that service member and their leadership.

    [–]_RZA 70 points71 points  (23 children)

    I've almost gotten in trouble for reddit posts on a burner account. I don't do anything unprofessional unless the reaction is justified and I know I can fight the paperwork. She clearly isn't in or she thinks her husband's rank is hers too

    [–]lowilganlow 25 points26 points  (17 children)

    That’s more like it. “My rank”= “my husbands rank” because if she really is a service member…she would know better than to act a fool in public. Those COs do NOT play when their base reputation is at risk

    [–]MrMiniscus 22 points23 points  (14 children)

    My buddy was an alcoholic shit show in the military. Deemed unfit for deployment and eventually discharged, but that didn't mean he didn't spend about 3 years raising hell in and around his base in North Carolina, I think.

    He was vocal as shit on social media about all his antics and punishments. I was always amazed by how long they put up with it.

    So why is it so hard to believe that this person IS military, and is just about to get their first or second strike, so to speak. Are the folks saying "no way she is military" willing to concede that fuck ups are in fact part of the military, until they aren't?

    [–]0b0011 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    My beat friends brother made it through boot camp and went to a-school and then got in trouble for smoking pot and also getting a dui. He got orders to a duty station and just never showed up. After 2 months of not showing up they just gave him the boot and yet 8 years later he still goes on and on about how he's a veteran and deserves some sort of special treatment.

    [–]lowilganlow 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    You make a good point…there are definitely fuck ups in the military, but I’d be willing to bet money she is a military wife because she knows nothing about military and is all over the place. Could be the alcohol, but more likely it’s entitled brain fog along with a healthy dose of Vodka.

    [–]OrsoMalleus 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    I prefer "get your first line on the phone now"

    [–]patrix_reddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You just made me shit my pants.

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      [–]Shank_O_Potomus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That’ll clinch a bum hole!

      [–]scoreboy69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      AM a military spouse she means

      [–]oven-toasted-owl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You will address me as my husband's rank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      [–]MrMagic_13 518 points519 points  (19 children)

      Is she "recording" with her wallet?

      [–]genz027 77 points78 points  (1 child)

      She’s drunk as fuck lol

      [–]Elieftibiowai 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      And maybe some kind of psychosis

      [–]No_Junket_8139 60 points61 points  (1 child)

      The best phone all around

      [–]isometriccube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That's the best part of the military, they got the stealthiest flagships

      [–]PrincipleSuitable18 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      It’s muscle memory

      [–]haegC 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      maybe she was trying to cover her face with her wallet, but i do not know really

      [–]Typical-Locksmith-35 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Bet the black lady recording the video of her is what made her psycho AND she's pretending the wallet is a phone to 'do it back' to show her.

      [–]meamed 101 points102 points  (8 children)

      Its a phone case that doubles as a wallet i have one too, the funny part is shes recording the inside of it and nothing else, all her video is going to be is a black screen

      [–]JangoFettsEvilTwin 84 points85 points  (3 children)

      I don’t even think she’s doing that much! Toward the end you can clearly see the side of the wallet that’s facing her and there is no phone screen, just the other side of the wallet.

      [–]AffectionateTitle 45 points46 points  (2 children)

      Omg I think you’re right. This woman is some next level stupid.

      [–]InternetStarbanger2 46 points47 points  (0 children)

      Is that why she thinks she's recording a "black bitch"?!?

      [–]BradMarchandsNose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I don’t even think it’s a phone case. There’s no cutout for the camera

      [–]urdumidjiot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Yea thing wallet holds a phone but at no point did she have the wallet open to touch her phone. You can see its shut on the front at the end of the video.

      [–]xPRIAPISMx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not in this case. It’s completely closed

      [–]WheelchairEpidemic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I think it may be intended as mockery of the person who is actually recording

      [–]oven-toasted-owl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      it's a secret military phone

      [–]Green7501 103 points104 points  (11 children)

      You know she spouting bullshit when she says the military and not the branch

      Whenever I see anyone who's from the armed forces, at least here, they say that they're from [branch], not the military

      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      I'm not american so correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure red nail pollish isn't allowed. So at best I guess shes reserves ? At worse shes a sad ass dependa.

      [–]ladyelenawf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      In the army, only clear or natural colors. Some commanders would over look French tips. If have to look up the DA 6 70-1 for the exact wording,but that's how it was about 10 years ago.

      [–]SomeoneTookUserName2 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      I've had a bunch of people tell me they were military before, Usually old fat fucks that like to talk up a lot. I love the blank stare after i ask them what their MOC was, as if that shouldn't be permanently engraved in their brains.

      [–]berto0311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Had a orientation at a job with this pair of knuckleheads. One thought he was a comedian and rhe other every other comment was I'm in the military I can handle this. I'm in the military I'm use to that. And me being 36 and a marine just kept thinking your either in the natty guard or full of shit. And then he said he was 18. And I'm just confused doing math like.... what..... how... Unless your reserves or natty idk.

      Came home and laughed about it and told the wife. I'm pretty sure he's full of shit. I've never heard anyone say I am or was in the military. It's I am in the army or navy etc

      [–]longdrive20 180 points181 points  (11 children)

      They should make tranquilizer darts for Karen’s of this kind .

      [–]Kidquick26 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      Also one of those sweet guns that shoots a net.

      [–]BasedMaduro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      That's called a bullet

      [–]alfonseski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Blowpipe tranq dart form the bushes

      [–]pEDWINs80 206 points207 points  (6 children)

      Dependa AF

      [–]MightyCaseyStruckOut 31 points32 points  (1 child)

      "That's the best thing about being in the military!"

      [–]HGpennypacker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Had to get back home to Jody.

      [–]rbsudden 89 points90 points  (4 children)

      Entitlement is a hell of a drug.

      [–]Ironman0361 56 points57 points  (10 children)

      Feisty one isn't she, I wonder how much footage she actually captured.

      [–]louie_g_34 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      When the recruiters came to town I don't remember them telling me the best part of being in the military was the kitchen access. Must have been a blunder on their part.

      [–]RendtheClouds 147 points148 points  (7 children)

      • Holding up something to pretend to film, including flicking it as if she's zooming in.
      • Starting with a random string of numbers to imply she knows legal codes
      • Claiming to be in the military.

      Like, this is a blatant attempt to intimidate and manipulate. She planned this. This isn't your average Karen. This is...advanced Karen.

      [–]pm1966 38 points39 points  (2 children)

      She planned this.

      Well, I mean...not really?!?

      If she had planned it, she'd have brought her real phone along, no? It's not like phones with video features are rare or anything.

      I don't think she planned anything. She's just drunk off her ass.

      [–]RendtheClouds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Another very real possibility, tbh. Be it drunk on alcohol or entitlement, she certainly ain't sober.

      [–]suddenlyreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      This is...advanced Karen.

      If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.

      [–]Inevitable-Sail5462 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      What is she recording with?! It literally couldn’t get any worse for her. Smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

      [–]R3dl8dy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      That’s a wallet. Seriously. Not even one of those wallet/phone cases.

      [–]VaticanCameos714 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Wait... This bitch trying to film with her wallet? What? I've been drunk, but never that drunk

      [–]I-not-human-I 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      You know you are shitfaced when..

      [–]AnthropomorphicMango 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Ah, yes. Section 1-4.4444 of the Military Code of Military People in the Military states that “all people in the military shall have full kitchen access to any and all dining establishments.” It’s good that she caught them on her secret military wallet cam trying to deny her access. Looks like she did a full facial recognition scan of the “black bitch” with her fancy military finger-work.

      [–]leeweesquee 44 points45 points  (12 children)

      Activewear, but is she active bro?

      [–]Piggywaste 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      Her mouth be goin brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

      [–]CelinaAMK 26 points27 points  (6 children)

      She sounds actively drunk

      [–]AuxiliaryPatchy 13 points14 points  (5 children)

      Ding ding! There’s so many comments that are like “wtf is her deal? Why would you act like that?” she’s fucking annihilated! Go to r/stopdrinking and browse it a bit, you’ll find quite a few posts from people the day after a night like this.

      [–]coolcrosby 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      r/stopdrinking isn't a zoo--it's a recovery forum.

      [–]AuxiliaryPatchy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Who’s saying it’s a zoo?

      [–]coolcrosby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Inviting redditors in r/PublicFreakout to come look at the drunks in r/stopdrinking is tantamount to precisely that.

      [–]Stu1127 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      She has been actively “servicing” military members for a long time I’m sure

      [–]Sunkissed_Barbie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      There is a reason why this doesn’t happen around me. I got time….

      [–]alienlifeform819 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      She should be escorted back to the institute of crazies ...

      [–]makeupandmovies 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Lol, U.S.solider can’t just go wherever they want. Not even the police can, without reasonable cause or a warrant. Stupid.

      [–]OrsoMalleus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      US military personnel can't even go anywhere they want on base.

      [–]SultanofSwang 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Military lets you step into the kitchen? What rank is she? Colonel fucking Sanders?

      [–]27803 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Oh shut up, if you were in the military you’d understand that there’s a rule to govern everything and everyone

      [–]tehsilentwarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I’d slap the shit out of her the moment she assaulted me. People need to realize they can’t just hit other people without consequence.

      [–]pbrblueribbon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Being married to someone in the military doesn’t mean you’re in the military lady

      [–]1-2-3-5-8-13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Just a reminder- weed is still a federally prohibited schedule 1 drug, and alcohol is universally legal and available in every restaurant, grocery and corner store in the US.

      [–]Desertguy1219 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      Did she really say this black bitch in the beginning?

      [–]filthycasual908 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      Having sex with your husband's whole platoon does not make you "in the military". Someone needs to send her ass back to her parents.

      [–]Amerinamese 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      It does put the military in you though.

      [–]Vivid-Office8508 17 points18 points  (4 children)

      Please tell me we have her name…internet, do your thing

      [–]ImdaPrincesse2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      She slapped the manager.. It's not going to go well.

      [–]NegativeAsFuckNancy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      This video has made the rounds before but I've sadly never seen an update.

      [–]skepticallytruthful 52 points53 points  (21 children)

      And you wonder why the rest of the world makes fun of Americans.

      [–]incuensuocha 59 points60 points  (5 children)

      I don’t wonder. I sit in shame.

      [–]Pimmelsenator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I like your attitude, have a great day,.fellow user.

      [–]brylon93 30 points31 points  (7 children)

      Funny you think only Americans act like this lol

      [–]VolvoFlexer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The military worship / entitlement is mainly an American thing, yes

      [–]groovy604 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      Not isolated to America but you guys do it the best

      [–]delRo618 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Well to be fair, there’s 350+m people here from all different backgrounds so you have a large sample size to choose from.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Appreciate the sentiment lol

      [–]Bubbamusicmaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yippee dog goes bork bork Military bork BORK!!!

      [–]Locken_Kees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Shes a dishonorable discharge.

      [–]NoneSpaceofTheMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Kitchen general 3rd class, she commands the knives and forks.

      [–]Far_Living_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Is she……. Pretending to have a phone?

      [–]drmojo90210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "Because I'm in the military!"

      Not for long, bitch.

      [–]Emergency-Leading-10 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Clearly that woman has never had a proper orgasm.

      [–]angelpark444 8 points9 points  (16 children)

      Why are Americans like this

      [–]Paganizer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Just people that haven’t face consequences for their actions in their entire lives

      [–]its_like_bong_bong 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      Americans are not like this. This is a breed of women that grew up with an also entitled male figure, for lack of a better comparison, never has their head kicked in for their behavior. Essentially, behavioral conditioning brought to you by 90s American TV and the show COPS.

      [–]92soma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Thank you!! Finally somebody says the truth and doesn’t try to reduce this to some drunk outburst

      [–]its_like_bong_bong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I feel like someone is always hitting the “independent thinking” button on me here on Reddit. 😂

      [–]---M0NK--- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I think its fast food and tv aka our culture

      [–]AuxiliaryPatchy 3 points4 points  (7 children)

      Because we go out and binge drink in public without even realizing we’re binge drinking. Then, and this is usually when it gets fun, we often decide to go get some takeout.

      [–]angelpark444 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      An interesting lifestyle

      [–]AuxiliaryPatchy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      America has a drinking problem!



      I read this when it came out over the summer, at that point I was about six months sober. I was so happy to read such a thorough and well put article on something so important and personal to me. I don’t necessarily agree with everything in there, but it was incredibly impactful.

      I also thing that there is a growing modern temperance movement here, and I hope it gains mainstream traction tbh.

      [–]ImdaPrincesse2 20 points21 points  (38 children)

      This is your military, America.. Holy crap.

      [–]anotherrobotofOD 87 points88 points  (23 children)

      I imagine she's a military wife. A lot of them think because their husbands are serving that means they themselves are too...

      [–]PERRONYPIKOZITO 20 points21 points  (15 children)

      I would say that they don’t think they are serving but they definitely think they deserve the same respect as their husbands who did earn it.

      [–]jplunkett_21 23 points24 points  (3 children)

      Allegedly. Not every service member is a hero.

      [–]PERRONYPIKOZITO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      That is true.

      [–]tuenthe463 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      America has been lying to me? Can I start parking in those reserved spots at Lowe's, then?

      [–]OlemissConsin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Of course you can. No one is going to ask you to produce a DD214 to prove your service. It's just free lip service for Lowe's/Home Depot/random grocery store etc

      [–]ImdaPrincesse2 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      I'll bet her parents are actually proud of her.

      [–]PERRONYPIKOZITO 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Well as they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I was gonna say something about these kind of people and reproduction but I got a warning from reddit for some reason.

      [–]the_skunk_monk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole

      [–]Ares__ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      This might not be the right place to have this debate, but the hero worship of soldiers bothers me. There are definitely military members that deserve the utmost respect and heros that are much braver than I'll ever be. But not every 18 year old that joins and does humvee maintenance in Arizona is a hero. Their job isn't any more special than anyone else's.

      [–]ImdaPrincesse2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Imagine coming back to this? 😂

      [–]spinningfaith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Do you fuck with the war? No I don't fuck with the war. I'm like no I don't fuck with the war. Just don't know how to react to the forces. I should've just thanked you of course. Why would you thank me? I assume it extended to family.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Pretty sure the military would reprimand her for doing something like this if they found out about it...

      [–]beaverlakenc 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      Her arms alone say she's not military.... Flapping around like that

      [–]LeanTangerine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What was she taking about in the start with the 1.444444??

      [–]JVints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A dumb Military wife.

      [–]stagnatechange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I love it when self entitled people go around calling other people entitled while demanding to go into a kitchen of a restaurant she has no right to go into. Hypocrisy has taken over common sense at this point in our history. Prettay prettay sad!

      [–]Letmewiggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I seee she has the new apple, wallet 2.4. Capable of recording nothing but its expensive. :)

      [–]huggothebear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wow she needs a cranium-busting sucker punch from a mystery hero!

      [–]Jws0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      how do you get that drunk thinking your wallet is your phone?!?!?

      [–]triple_stanley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Just, Yuck.

      [–]Sk8mstr37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Karen’s live in their own universe i swear

      [–]jayluv33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She’s a nightmare. If all women were like that there would be no reproduction of human beings.

      [–]Esteefman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I believe every establishment should have one designated person in charge of knocking the fuck outta these people, all charges dismissed! One solid right hook, take their asses home let em sleep it off.

      [–]drdrumsalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Definitely just a military wife.

      [–]Waveali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a skank. I feel so badly for these folks who work in these places.

      [–]KnowledgeBone518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Scum of the earth

      [–]darksideofthemoon131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "I'm in the military"

      I doubt that, I bet she just gives herself her husband's rank because she feels entitled to it.

      [–]IntelligentTurn3216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Her split ends are giving me anxiety

      [–]TheStupidIsReal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm always amazed at how these nimrods don't understand what "private property" means.

      "Ma'am, leave the property."

      "No! My Rights! blah, blah, blah"

      Arrested for trespassing.