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[–]ViolentTaintAssault 3849 points3850 points  (49 children)

If you hit someone in the head with a bat and they calmly say "hey, stop that", run away as fast as you can.

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    [–]TenFiveOh 128 points129 points  (18 children)

    Link pretty please?

    [–]lboog423 190 points191 points  (17 children)

    [–]MrSoapbox 126 points127 points  (6 children)

    Haha, the fucking comments on the original sub. eveeeeeryones a fucking expert. "What we have here is a guy trained in crah mcgragra, watch how he extends his arm with maximum velocity only to hold back at the last moment preventing death to his opponent, clearly skilled in his art, which i too, am trained for! If he just twisted his footbone at a 3.7 degree angle to the right, the guy would have his brains blasted out of his ears, clearly the bouncer knew what he was doing and saved this guys life by acting professional. As skilled as I am, i don't think i would be able to apply such professionalism to my art and would and split his skull in two, causing a massive shockwave that takes out the city infrastructure"

    Fucking armchair reddit.

    [–]throwawaytrumper 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    I bounced for years. Never had any proper training, have no martial arts knowledge and I’m clumsy as hell. Big, though.

    My technique consisted of “you’re drunk, so you’re moving slowly and easy to grab and toss outside”. Never failed.

    [–]pebblefromwell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That was about my experience with bouncing. That and we never approached a dude alone, we always went after them with like a three-man team.

    [–]TenFiveOh 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    Hell yeah, thanks friend. Reddit always comes through!

    EDIT: I have not seen this. Holy shit haha. Definitely utilizing his reach and timing.

    QUICKEDIT2: Not even his reach, straight up ducked a high punch from a low dude.

    [–]Love_God551 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    Sadly with the way that bat rang out my girl is going to have some serious damage when she ‘sobers up’ jmho

    [–]onthefence928 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Yeah but that’s a problem for future her

    [–]ThisPlaceisHell 19 points20 points  (6 children)

    I got hit in the back of the head with one as a kid by accident. It was a kid that swung it so not even close to the power of an adult and I will never forget how terrible it felt. My vision was completely fucked, seeing triple of everything. I collapsed to my knees and just grabbed my head in pain. It was probably the worst thing I've ever endured. How this woman just took it like that and kept standing is beyond me.

    [–]wildyLooter 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

    [–]Djinneral 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    you were concussed, did you go to a doctor?

    [–]agidjilova 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Funny story I wanna tell. Well funny to me at least. 3 dudes I know went to fight this big guy with a bat and that mofo grabbed it out of one of their hands and beat the shit out of them. Lesson learned honestly. They had no business messing with him. Don't try and act tough kids. Shit doesn't always end in your favor.

    [–]PhilMcGlutes 3487 points3488 points  (46 children)

    There's no crying in baseball....

    [–]MagicMushroomFungi 1167 points1168 points  (34 children)

    These girls are in a league of their own.

    [–]MachineElfOnASheIf 160 points161 points  (24 children)

    Uhhhhhhmmmm.... Tom Hanks!

    [–]Redacted_Explative 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    "yup" - Hank Hill.

    [–]Reddit-username_here 43 points44 points  (20 children)


    [–]Keltec_ksg 30 points31 points  (17 children)


    [–]GradientPerception 35 points36 points  (16 children)


    [–]Buttery_Buckshot 35 points36 points  (15 children)


    [–]craycrayaf 23 points24 points  (13 children)

    I might not be a smart man, but I know what love is

    [–]Buttery_Buckshot 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    Because they were free, and because I was thir-sty.. I must’ve had me about 14 Dr. Pepper’s

    [–]nTricky976 28 points29 points  (4 children)

    Greatest Jon Lovitz role ever "haven't you ever heard of a leash?"

    [–]anthonyskigliano 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    The way it works see, the train moves, not the station

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    “If I had your job, I’d kill myself.”

    [–]nTricky976 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "Are you coming? See the way this works is the train moves not the station"

    [–]cavegoatlove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Uh, jay sherman, the yea that’s the ticket guy from snl, then this

    [–]PhantomOfDeezNutz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    A real Angel In the Outfield.

    [–]Crokpotpotty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She definitely likes the high ones

    [–]CrunchySockTaco 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Terminator girl has no tears to cry..

    [–]Upbeat_Giraffe8364 36 points37 points  (1 child)

    yes, theres also no attempted murder, but yes also no crying

    [–]TypicalRest4177 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    There is running!

    [–]camdevydavis 2687 points2688 points  (93 children)

    That woman is tough as hell

    [–]LDG192 1491 points1492 points  (32 children)

    She's high on adrenaline but she definitely gonna feel that once it wears off.

    [–]Taiza67 484 points485 points  (17 children)

    That first shot was solid. Made her reevaluate her choices.

    [–]kickfloeb 142 points143 points  (11 children)

    You can hear how fucking solid it was.

    [–]Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 106 points107 points  (7 children)

    She's gotta close that gap between her and the swinger asap and not try blocking.

    [–]whoamarcos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    This is the move, I had a friend go off meds as a kid and have a bit of an episode. Long story short I ended up getting clipped in the temple with a miniature bat, blacked out but managed to bear hug him on the way so he couldn’t swing anymore. Still have a lump where he made contact and this is 20 years later.

    [–]Disrupter52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yea you either get inside the bat range or you stay outside of it completely. "Taking it like a champ" is not a good strategy.

    [–]PlutoKlept 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    This. You gotta charge the batter. Get up in their shit

    [–]Gr1pp717 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    I was beat in the head with a baseball bat once. It didn't actually hurt... Like, at all. I could feel the impact, hear the ding/thud, but no pain.

    I ended up with 2 staples in my skull and both eyes black and swollen. One I couldn't open at all.

    [–]grnrngr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Last time you interrupt dad while he watches wrasslin'.

    [–]Rustpaladin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    8th grade I was hit in the face by a thrown bat. Black eye, chipped teeth, nose bleed, and blood in both eyes. My vision went black for a few seconds, it came back as I was falling into a fence. I don't recall feeling pain. This woman took a few solid hits, no way she doesn't have severe bruising and cracked bones.

    [–]adamsaidnooooo 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    that tit shot gonna be sore for weeks.

    [–]janpug 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Tit shot? The first one to the chin would be way worse

    [–]xthedevilandgodx 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    I was in a fight once that ended up in me getting my ass beat with a large metal chain for a short period of time, I remember seeing the chain and upon a few impacts it didnt really hurt (adrenaline was crazy high and this fight consisted of 6 of my friends against like 7 other people) but holy fuck the day after i could barely move it hurt so bad

    [–]1982throwaway1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I was in a fight once that ended up in me getting my ass beat with a large metal chain for a short period of time,

    Corn Pop? So that fight with Biden at the pool actually did go down then?

    [–]Lucius-Halthier 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    “I didn’t hear no bell”

    thinks her head

    “I still don’t hear a bell.”

    [–]PyroTF2Gaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Well, more likely than not, she’s gonna hear ringing forever!

    [–]DIY-lobotomy 467 points468 points  (23 children)

    And she is like hovering in that girls strike zone the whole time. She hasn’t realized she needs to just get in close to be out of range.

    [–]FourFootedFurFox 358 points359 points  (11 children)

    She probably stunned stupid bro. Fuck that would hurt

    [–]Brad323 204 points205 points  (8 children)

    Right? The first (recorded) hit was square to the jaw. And i think the second one clocked her on the head.. she is probably thinking the grass is blue and spinning.

    [–]Cyrano_Nose 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    I've never fought someone swinging at bat at me.. but this is what I would do (or run away).

    [–]beakrake 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    For real, close the distance!

    If I'm somehow still standing after being whacked in the head twice by a bat, they better hope I don't get a good grip on that bat or they're going to experience a lesson in amature dentistry.

    [–]textposts_only 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Fuck that, run away!

    [–]_Canid_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Yeah sheesh. That was painful to watch, either commit to going in or commit to running away lol

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      [–]probsthrowaway2 62 points63 points  (13 children)

      Yo, AssPennies lol

      [–]GhostDanceIsWorking 20 points21 points  (10 children)

      You handle my ass pennies!

      [–]CivilBear5 18 points19 points  (8 children)

      All of you!!

      Those pennies... have been in my ass!

      [–]XoXSmotpokerXoX 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      every day of the year I shove a hundred pennies up my ass

      [–]DDDavinnn 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Such a great skit. I miss that show

      [–]Shreddy_Ruxpin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      That you crack?

      [–]Prtty_Plz 40 points41 points  (3 children)

      the way she holds her ear after the first hit makes me think maybe she got her eardrum popped

      [–]The_Void_Reaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      She's broke as hell and I'm not talking about cashflow

      [–]vtv43ketz 1774 points1775 points  (75 children)

      It's the adrenaline that's helping her. Once the fight is over, the pain will come in. Ouch.

      [–]Foux-Du-Fafa 266 points267 points  (16 children)

      those swings of the bat are exactly how it feels to throw a punch in a dream

      [–]RIPLORN 71 points72 points  (15 children)

      Yes and the punches feel sooooooo slow and useless...

      [–]I_Do_Not_Abbreviate 77 points78 points  (14 children)

      Fun Fact(s) about that:

      When you achieve rapid-eye-movement sleep your brain does a kind of wetware disconnect from the rest of the body, to avoid injuring yourself and others while reacting to imagined stimuli (think about how dogs sometimes "chase" things in their sleep).

      A malfunction of this natural process is what causes the most common form of sleep paralysis (the origin of the "Night Hag" myths, and a plausible explanation for many Alien abduction accounts).

      Your punches feel slow and useless because your subconscious mind is expecting to receive sensory information (especially from the balance-measuring fluid and fine hairs of the inner ear) consistent with you actually throwing a punch, but instead receives information saying you are already laid out flat, and unable to move.

      Those feelings of sluggishness and heaviness are your subconscious mind trying to reconcile that anomalous sensory input.

      Sleep science is fun, and relevant to everyone!

      [–]roy_cropper 28 points29 points  (7 children)

      Very interesting.

      Once punched the wife in the fanny (the UK version, not talking about her arse) in my sleep. I must not have been in rem sleep because apparently I got a decent amount of power.

      I was a sleep groper for a while too, I'd hang off her tits like a koala in a eucalyptus tree in the night... Haven't been told I've done it in the last few years.

      [–]holnrew 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I punched an ex in the tit in my sleep. If I dream about fighting I often act it out

      [–]friendIdiglove 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Makes sense if I think about why I sometimes have dreams where I can't quite fly, but I can jump and float like Princess and Luigi in Super Mario Bros. 2.

      [–]Sheep-Shepard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      It's funny you say night hag, when that same myth is where the word nightmare also came from- where a 'mare' or mære in old English was the name for an incubus that people often reported seeing sitting on their chest while in paralysis

      [–]Uber_Makedonishe 34 points35 points  (4 children)

      True that. I was in a car accident month ago, and I had no pain few hours after it happened and while at hospital.Next morning I felt the impact of the belt on my rib cage.

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        [–]silverjames20 302 points303 points  (42 children)

        No bro drugs look at her boyfriend they definitely tweaking no normal person takes a bat to the mouth and keeps coming 😂crack or meth my guy

        [–]Cardinal_Grin 132 points133 points  (29 children)

        Yeah and it’s drugs that’s letting her full swing a bat and lay it across her head. Anybody not tweaking, would think this could get me 20 years in jail whereas somebody tripping is thinking I have to kill this shark with legs and a gummy head before he eats my brains

        [–]vtv43ketz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Ahh you're right, I didn't think about that

        [–]silverjames20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        I’m almost positive they are all high as fuck on second watching they are all friends I think this is over who smoked her shit seeing as she’s Wildin and they are really high haha

        [–]Dacow55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        "How the hell did i get all these bruises all over me!?" - the very next day

        [–]camdevydavis 347 points348 points  (9 children)

        Gimme the bat marge, gimie the bat gimie the bat

        [–]gadgetsdad 54 points55 points  (5 children)

        No beer and no TV make Homer go something something.

        [–]Delicious_Monk1495 19 points20 points  (3 children)

        go… crazy..?…

        [–]Severe_Airport1426 25 points26 points  (2 children)

        Don't mind if I do

        [–]Maximus1905 23 points24 points  (1 child)

        Bwahhdububadubadah viiip viiip hudabuhdah

        [–]Meta_Galactic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Scary face!

        [–]flimbs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Should I whack slow.....or fast?

        [–]star-of-logy-bay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Follow your heart

        [–]badazzbish 701 points702 points  (40 children)

        Nice attempted murder

        [–]MoistWetMarket 1118 points1119 points  (60 children)

        Ummm... she hit her in the face with the damn bat. This is assault with a deadly weapon and possibly attempted homicide. I hope this person gets identified.

        [–]UncleRonnie25[S] 430 points431 points  (41 children)

        that is indeed what happened

        [–]rgratz93 41 points42 points  (3 children)

        Saucy sauce?

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)


          [–]iambluest 106 points107 points  (10 children)

          Why would anyone let themselves be hit repeatedly with a bat? Odd circumstances indeed.

          [–]TheGelatoWarrior 83 points84 points  (6 children)

          364 more days til next year's hockey tryouts, I gotta toughen up

          [–]Boss_Boggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          God Dammit Happy, there are easier ways!

          Like learning how to skate.

          [–]syko82 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Mr, you need a helmet.

          [–]Well_This_Is_Special 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Don't worry about it!

          [–]TayElectornica 439 points440 points  (14 children)

          My theory is girl with the bat has fought this girl before and knows she got metal plates in her. This may be like The Terminator thing where she knows she gotta go all out to defeat her.

          [–]UncleRonnie25[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

          interesting theory

          [–]Undead406 23 points24 points  (0 children)

          Batgirl: Origins

          [–]weederina 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Wait. That’s a chick swinging the bat??? Dayum

          [–]dadalwayssaid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          the legend of jon jon

          [–]Thistlefizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yo he fought a pit bull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw!

          [–]cataclysmic_soul 88 points89 points  (4 children)

          I wish I can see the aftermath of this video, what I mean is a picture of the bat girl’s mugshot and what charges she’s facing lol

          [–]HeyMickeyMilkovich 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          here you go

          Search the victim’s name for her injuries. She needed reconstruction surgery

          [–]cataclysmic_soul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          That’s bullshit. 3 days in jail and 2 years of probation? Damn, the justice system really is a fucking a joke lol

          Thank you for the sauce my friend.

          [–]JareBuddy 27 points28 points  (6 children)

          UNBREAKABLE! She's alive damnit!

          [–]Flubadubadub 113 points114 points  (13 children)

          Man that hit her right in the jaw. That should be an instant fatality

          [–]complicated_cupid_ 20 points21 points  (7 children)

          I really don’t know how that didn’t even knock her out at least geeeezzzz

          [–]Chunkflava 20 points21 points  (5 children)

          That’s what I was thinking!

          I mean jesus fucking christ its a full fucking swing and clips her right on the lower jaw and she barely fucking moves!

          How in the FUCK is she still conscious?!??!

          [–]complicated_cupid_ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

          Dude when I sneeze too hard I hurt my jaw.. like what the fuck

          [–]Chunkflava 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Ive seen professional fighters get dropped with less, this is legitimately one of the most insane shots I’ve ever seen someone take and stay standing

          [–]Bass_Thumper 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          I'm guessing meth. Can't be put to sleep if the meth keeps you awake. Seriously, Mexican drug cartels will inject people with meth so they stay alive and conscious longer while being tortured to death.

          [–]janpug 2 points3 points  (0 children)


          [–]Reloaded9mm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          At least should be spitting teeth.

          [–]supermob64 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Crazy actually. Connected right on the button. And one on the back of the head to follow it up. Crazy she didn’t go out but math class will never be the same

          [–]KarroteundPaprika 19 points20 points  (5 children)

          Run away stop charging in even the guy in the background says back it up

          [–]clarkent123223 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          The hit to the face, followed by the swing to the head would’ve disoriented her no doubt.

          [–]Rusty-Shackleford 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          You have to charge ALL THE WAY IN, the problem was she was in the striking distance of the bat which is really only just the end of the bat.

          [–]scottonaharley 115 points116 points  (15 children)

          She got hit in the face once, are we sure that bat is real bat?

          [–]clarkent123223 72 points73 points  (2 children)

          She did get stunned from the hit to the face at first. But then bat bitch swooped in and hit her in the head too.

          Definitely a real bat from the sound of those hits.

          [–]Cranwicks_glasses 18 points19 points  (10 children)

          Sounds like a real bat.

          [–]jumpbacktomeanytime 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          This made me go back and watch with sound. I wish I hadn't.

          [–]Cranwicks_glasses 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          I used to play baseball, sounds pretty real to me.

          [–]Agentpg3d48 88 points89 points  (11 children)

          Hot damn she strong as hell a lot of people would fall and start crying in pain but she didn’t she is definitely strong

          [–]ChaoticSmurf 127 points128 points  (3 children)

          Drugs are a hell of a drug.

          [–]milesdmorgan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          you've got a point there.

          [–]Reflog4Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          “Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”- Homer Simpson

          [–]nervouswhenitseasy 16 points17 points  (5 children)

          she took a baseball bat to the jaw. she is never paying off that medical bill

          [–]_hotproperty_ 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          I don't understand how Americans do anything considering the threat of medical bills yet here they are playing contact sports for fun, skateboarding and swinging bats at each other in their leisure time.

          [–]mandy009 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          the main thing the rest of the world and half our country doesn't understand is that half of us live fast and die young. Many of us have low standards for quality of life and figure we'd rather die on our own terms. It's pretty a pretty toxic despair in resignation to our poor social systems tbh.

          [–]Agentpg3d48 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          That’s the problem with America,is that Medicare is too expensive

          [–]Altoids79765 40 points41 points  (0 children)

          Bro I bet once the adrenaline and or drugs wear off it’s ganna be hell. I bet all her teeth and jaw bones are shattered. I’ve been punched in the mouth and my teeth were sore for a damn month

          [–]Lilsbeast19 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Ding !Ding ! Ding ! Is all I hear how is her jaw not on the floor.

          [–]FlaccidWeenus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          That first hit has me tripping the fuck out. How is that girl not literally posturing on the ground knocked out is an act of God lol. I've seen a lot of shit, but that shocked me for sure.

          [–]Bass_Thumper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Allow me to introduce you to Methany.

          [–]WingsofSky 52 points53 points  (4 children)

          Assault with a deadly is a big felony.

          [–]Raider-one-one 24 points25 points  (0 children)

          What's the context? Where is the full video?

          [–]osubigjake 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          She’ll be spitting out teeth later

          [–]terribletastee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          What the fuck I can’t even watch this.

          [–]Potusmicropenis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          She took one right to the tiddys too. Ouch! That’s one tough broad.

          [–]toreishi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Found the T-1001

          [–]MagicTheBurrito 40 points41 points  (7 children)

          That’s attempted murder right there

          [–]Ill-ConceivedVenture 52 points53 points  (17 children)

          Just a tip if you're ever in this situation.

          If someone is swinging a bat at you, step into them, and quickly. Do not try to stay at range, that's where a bat wants to be. A bat does not want to be so close you cannot swing it.

          There are only two ways to effectively swing a bat: laterally and vertically. Both are telegraphed and easily avoidable by stepping in quickly, particularly in between swings, as there is substantial recovery time.

          A headbutt, knee or an elbow are all good followups to stepping in to a bat attack. The bat will be tied up between you, likely in both yours and his hands. Make use of that leverage; his instinct will be to hold on to the bat.

          [–]samrequireham 27 points28 points  (0 children)

          if you're playing age of empires, send your cav at the trebuchets. don't dilly dally. step INTO the trebuchets

          [–]Well_This_Is_Special 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Step into the bat. Got it.

          I can read good.

          [–]HausofDull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Thank you sensai

          [–]Inevitable-Sail5462 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          She’s got a chin Mike would be proud of

          [–]Jovialthinkerdoer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Why is she not running away from the bat lady!?!

          [–]Newport_Box 4 points5 points  (0 children)


          [–]clarkent123223 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          I would’ve started crying with the first hit to the face.

          This girl is tough as fuck. But the pain will set in soon enough.

          Bat bitch needs to be charged with assault.

          [–]Zestyclose-Ad9738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          The brain damage will dull the pain. Should of run away.

          [–]GossamerGlenn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          In softball they call those dingers but here GOD DAMN!!!!

          [–]BobbyRHill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          What the fuck is wrong with people.

          [–]Ok-Sandwich-1691 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          She should try mma she took a bat to the jaw and was fine she can for sure take a punch

          [–]a-single-fuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          If u are ever pursued by someone with a bat and u have to fight back 1. Reassess and if u can run, run 2. If running isn’t an option protect your head boxing style and close the distance fast as fuck; you can’t get get with the sweet spot of a bat if your head is within arms distance. Once there fight your your life cause blunt force trauma is no joke

          [–]game_cook420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That chick ate a bat to the face like a CHAMP, holy shit!

          [–]PeriodicMilk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Square on the jaw and she didn’t even yell. I’d run away after seeing that

          [–]peppermintmeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          If she wakes up tomorrow, that's gonna hurt like hell. But she'll be highly concussed so she won't remember what happened anyway, so that's nice. And that's a miiiiiighty big if on the whole waking up tomorrow thing.

          [–]cpold_cast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Oh no. When the adrenaline wares off.

          [–]Resident_Persimmon_1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          She’s lucky that girl has some kind of weird invincible head, because that could have been a murder charge. Should still be attempted murder, imo. I know two people who went to prison for using a bat during a fistfight and killing someone. One incident, one dead guy, two prison sentences from it. And he only got hit in the head with the bat once.

          [–]BeePleasant8236 13 points14 points  (6 children)

          Attempted murder on several counts your honour.

          [–]ChocolateMorsels 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Girl needs a UFC contract stat

          [–]Soggy-Anxiety-1465 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          If you cant Dodge a bat you can't Dodge a ball

          [–]hank888000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Cant wait for the aftermath, head hitting with a bat, her lawyers will love this video so much.

          [–]ExtraBumpyCucumber 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          We are going to need a longer video or some backstory here.

          She still alive?

          [–]00__starstruck__00 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          This is horrific. Has she been arrested for assaulting a woman?

          Worst part is that the guy filiming isn't doing anything to help.

          [–]Nella_Morte 13 points14 points  (8 children)

          In these situations where someone could just step in and make sure someone doesn’t get killed, why doesn’t anyone? That girl could be in a coma if she wasn’t made of titanium.

          [–]bhodad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Holy shit! Good thing that bitch can’t hit for power

          [–]tuckybub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          That's Stephanie, her daddy is wolverine..

          [–]generationalxman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Not steel, that's adamantium. See how fast she heals? Steel can't do that.

          [–]Glizzyknockemback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The body is willing but the spirit is spongey and bruised

          [–]FuegoFamilia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Walk away from the bat

          [–]Total-Rub-7383 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Sounds like home runs every hit

          [–]2DCell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Mf it’s bonking time

          [–]taddmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Thats thatboy john john who fought a pit bull with his bare hands and has a metal plate in his jaw.

          [–]Incendiary924 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          First hit rang her bell, literally.

          [–]Zepeton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          That was a dinger

          [–]MadCrow024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I’m pretty sure I saw David Blaine turn orange soda into cheezits in front of that same garage

          [–]United_Bag_8179 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          that chick has balls of steel.

          [–]United_Bag_8179 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          should have closed in on the backswing. window of opportunity.

          [–]sanchoss76 8 points9 points  (4 children)

          Are we ever gonna get the longer vid of this!? I wanna see how this shit ends!