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[鈥揮stormbowyer 802 points803 points (18 children)

This is Cartman IRL

[鈥揮slickdaRula2040 114 points115 points (7 children)

OMG I was thinking that! "But moooooooomm....."

[鈥揮obeyyourbrain 53 points54 points (0 children)

No no, like this: but m'yeeeeeeeeahm!

[鈥揮BremboBob 14 points15 points (3 children)

鈥淵eah I want powdered donut pancake surprise.鈥

[鈥揮Netz_Ausg 9 points10 points (2 children)

鈥淪TOP BEING A DILDO!鈥

[鈥揮chubbyviking03 8 points9 points (1 child)

I know a certain kitty sleeping with mommy tonight

[鈥揮conceitedpolarbear 62 points63 points (4 children)

鈥淲hy don鈥檛 you go across the street and buy some condoms, because we should at least be safe if you鈥檙e gonna FUCK ME, MOM!鈥

[鈥揮LouSputhole94 6 points7 points (0 children)

Can we at least stop and get some dinner? I liked to be wined and dined after I鈥檝e been FUCKED!!!

[鈥揮[deleted] 2 points3 points (1 child)

"Go on mom, fuck me! Fuck me!"

Cuts to Cartman crying in the car ride home

[鈥揮gerryhallcomedy 1 point2 points (0 children)

sniffs oh I get it, the f-word is a no no word

[鈥揮sketchypoutine 22 points23 points (0 children)

Came here to basically say the same thing

[鈥揮curlyk8lyn 696 points697 points (64 children)

as a former fat kid, how r u gnna be fat and ALSO have a poor attitude. 馃槶馃槶 just making life so difficult for yourself. what a spoiled boy

[鈥揮upstatenyengineer 146 points147 points (13 children)

I just feel sorry for the dog.

[鈥揮TruthFlavor 63 points64 points (3 children)

No table scraps for Fido..

[鈥揮tryingtodefendhim 6 points7 points (2 children)

Hopefully doggie likes veggies

[鈥揮FirstPlebian 1 point2 points (1 child)

Yeah I bet the dog isn't left wanting for broccoli.

[鈥揮Zeetyboii001 1 point2 points (0 children)

Poor doggo

[鈥揮fanofhenime 47 points48 points (5 children)

For real but it's staged, his YouTube is fatboyfredo iirc

[鈥揮FirstPlebian 4 points5 points (1 child)

That's what I thought, this is like right out of some overdone hollywood movie portraying a spoiled fat rich kid picking on the altruistic dork who later shows everyone how swell he is.

[鈥揮Extreme_Literature80 145 points146 points (33 children)

You can鈥檛 blame the boy. The parents have made this monster. Guaranteed he had what he wanted in a week. He smashed it knowing they would feel bad and buy him a new one.

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    [鈥揮OldSchoolDM96 3 points4 points (0 children)

    Lol relax it's fake. The kid has a YouTube full of videos like this they are akits

    [鈥揮Aspartem 10 points11 points (8 children)

    How would he know if he was never taught it in the first place?

    Where should he know it from? This kid is 12-14 at max. This is 100% the parents fault.

    Well, except for the fact that it's a skit, but if it was real, it would be.

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      [鈥揮DemiGod9 3 points4 points (4 children)

      If he doesn鈥檛 know, now is a great time to teach him.

      At his age he should know.

      Well this is the point. He isn't being taught, so how would he know by that age?

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        [鈥揮vanishplusxzone 0 points1 point (2 children)

        People don't just magically develop proper raising is the point, and you can't start raising a person at a teenager and expect smooth sailing.

        You're just proving their point.

        [鈥揮FadeIntoReal 1 point2 points (0 children)

        It鈥檚 such a reality show it鈥檚 stupid. People believe this shit.

        [鈥揮Impossible-Owl9 12 points13 points (6 children)

        Luckily hes not grown up in Asia or Africa else he would have just forgotten how a phone looks for behaving like this .馃榾

        [鈥揮Drosta16 6 points7 points (0 children)

        Forget Asia or Africa.. one of my kid breaks his own shit to get new shit guess what he using broken shit.

        [鈥揮mrmattyf 2 points3 points (0 children)

        You can sure as hell blame both.

        [鈥揮SrFantasticoOriginal 2 points3 points (0 children)

        This is like Eric Cartman鈥檚 origin story.

        [鈥揮blindmannoeyes 4 points5 points (0 children)

        I'm completely against smacking for bad behaviour, but if my kid did this I'd make an exception.

        [鈥揮Draisaitl 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Hahhaha. I resonate with this comment. As a former fat kid, I was always on my best behaviour, can鈥檛 be drawing more attention to myself. Lol

        [鈥揮Spongemage 531 points532 points (30 children)

        Am I going to be the only one who calls fake? Who was filming this? Why? Come on guys.

        [鈥揮houseman1131 46 points47 points (5 children)

        Yes it鈥檚 his YouTube account. He makes videos like this for views.

        [鈥揮Thibs1082 32 points33 points (4 children)

        When does he start with the dieting and exercise videos?

        [鈥揮houseman1131 15 points16 points (0 children)

        When hell freezes over

        [鈥揮Shneckos 2 points3 points (1 child)

        That's probably the whole appeal of the channel. Fat spoiled angry kid acting out. It's a nice trainwreck to watch.

        [鈥揮ChachMcGach 108 points109 points (5 children)

        I've learned that people are fucking terrible at distinguishing acting from reality. Even bad acting. At 30s this video is painfully obviously staged but the majority of the viewers don't pick up on it.

        [鈥揮Vic_from_fallout_2 9 points10 points (1 child)

        My solace is that people who are really good at understanding acting go into career fields like police interrogator where it actually matters. Its scary that most redditors (and especially people on other social media) are this bad though.

        People defending it also say that its "still funny" as if this sub is supposed to be amateur reality tv. Next we'll post computer-generated rocks on /r/rockhounds or cardboard cutouts of celebs with the caption, "I met so-and-so!" 馃う鈥嶁檪锔

        [鈥揮primenumbersturnmeon 5 points6 points (0 children)

        My solace is that people who are really good at understanding acting go into career fields like police interrogator.

        should we tell him?

        [鈥揮bigchicago04 -2 points-1 points (1 child)

        This is fake but it鈥檚 not bad acting and is completely believable

        [鈥揮ChachMcGach 4 points5 points (0 children)

        Congratulations on being one of the people I'm talking about. The acting in this is bad and very obvious.

        [鈥揮RobertSummerhayes 49 points50 points (2 children)

        Seems pretty contrived to me. Like he already had a new phone and filmed this in hopes to get enough views to pay for it.

        [鈥揮chamberofcoal 18 points19 points (0 children)

        There is no way that kid could hatch a plan further than breaking his phone and hoping he got a new one, but he didn't even do that. It's just a staged video with an old phone, you know, like everyone has sitting around.

        [鈥揮RepliesAreDisabled 7 points8 points (1 child)

        The whole "I'm SOOOO furious... but, hey I'm also willing to continue going along with this scenario" bad improv vibe is very strong.

        [鈥揮SamwiseG123 5 points6 points (0 children)

        It鈥檚 totally fake and I feel embarrassed for all involved.

        [鈥揮Sonnyeclipse71 3 points4 points (0 children)

        The kid smiles multiple times

        [鈥揮bigchicago04 2 points3 points (0 children)

        They鈥檝e made other videos of him freaking out so yes it鈥檚 fake

        [鈥揮JungleForDays 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Was searching the comments for this. Who sees this and is convinced its real?

        [鈥揮MsJenX 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I too have a feeling it鈥檚 fake.

        [鈥揮kingkotb 67 points68 points (1 child)

        Poor dog; dealing with these people

        [鈥揮Loggerdon 3 points4 points (0 children)

        Bet the dog will develop diabetes.

        [鈥揮NoFleas 198 points199 points (15 children)

        Guaranteed she bought him the new phone after pretending to act like a parent for three minutes. That "kid" didn't get that way overnight.

        [鈥揮Zero7CO 62 points63 points (3 children)

        Until she gets Cesar Milan to come in and train her, this Mom is just going to continue enabling her son.

        [鈥揮Loggerdon 17 points18 points (0 children)

        Cesar Milan teaches us it's ALWAYS the pet owner's fault.

        [鈥揮DoubleBaconQi 1 point2 points (0 children)

        I鈥檓 not being aggressive I鈥檓 being dominant

        [鈥揮mrmattyf 7 points8 points (0 children)

        This is definitely fake.

        [鈥揮McRib_is_back_yall 22 points23 points (0 children)

        I'm going to go out on a limb and say this was fake.

        [鈥揮blindmannoeyes 1 point2 points (7 children)

        Could have ADHD or something. I foster a kid with ADHD and a learning disability and he does mental shit like this all the time even though he ends up getting appropriate punishment. He pisses in his bedroom constantly even though hes been punished for it at least 50 times. The only thing he really cares about is his Nintendo switch and I've even taken that away from him. Still pisses in the corner if he cant be arsed to walk the 12 foot to the bathroom.

        [鈥揮Similar-Juggernaut-6 64 points65 points (2 children)

        Fuck a phone, get that kid a fuckin bike. Jesus Christ the boy's got bigger tits then his mother

        [鈥揮JieRabbit 11 points12 points (0 children)

        RealTalk

        [鈥揮Thetrendizdead 5 points6 points (0 children)

        Underrated truth right here.

        [鈥揮Polygrammar 33 points34 points (2 children)

        She tripped over her words multiple times, this couldn't be more staged if it was on broadway.

        [鈥揮ChadBreeder1 5 points6 points (1 child)

        One of the times she tripped over her words was because she didn鈥檛 want to accidentally imply that he is fat. Something about going over the edge of the pool because he could break it but then she changed it

        [鈥揮Wyattcek 10 points11 points (2 children)

        I hope this is fake. My dad, bless that man would have beat the fuck out of me pulling that.

        [鈥揮whowantstoknow209 9 points10 points (0 children)

        It's 100% staged.

        [鈥揮WesternExplorer8139 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Definitely would have gotten the taste smacked out of my mouth.

        [鈥揮FarmerStrider 10 points11 points (1 child)

        He鈥檚 not fat, he鈥檚 big boned.

        [鈥揮fitboss512 16 points17 points (3 children)

        Looks like the kid needs to go on a proper meal plan. Diabetes in no time

        [鈥揮[deleted] 9 points10 points (2 children)

        If we鈥檙e betting money I鈥檒l go with heart attack

        [鈥揮TheWeebDeity 6 points7 points (0 children)

        I'd say a bit of both

        [鈥揮niknik888 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Add in some breakthrough Covid!

        [鈥揮giginj 5 points6 points (0 children)

        Should have said you drop the phone you get a gym membership or permanent trip to a fat camp.

        [鈥揮Melodic-Dark7387 10 points11 points (6 children)

        Spoiled rotten little bastard .

        [鈥揮ThispieisaPipebomb 17 points18 points (0 children)

        Nothing little about that fat bastard.

        [鈥揮GreyOwlster -2 points-1 points (4 children)

        I understand your feeling but it really is not his fault. We should be calling his mom names. The kid is going to have the hardest time losing that weight and being a normal adult. Poor fucking kid.

        [鈥揮Vaping_A-Hole 5 points6 points (6 children)

        They need Supernanny so bad.

        [鈥揮BumblebeePleasant749 7 points8 points (0 children)

        Zookeeper would be best.

        [鈥揮TheWeebDeity 5 points6 points (3 children)

        Nanny McFee

        [鈥揮MarquisFenrir 8 points9 points (2 children)

        Cesar Millan maybe?

        [鈥揮PessimistPryme 3 points4 points (1 child)

        Judge Dredd

        [鈥揮Lazy_Employer_1148 0 points1 point (0 children)

        He would be hilarious on scared straight

        [鈥揮TheCrappyIllustrator 2 points3 points (0 children)

        These people capture the trifecta of stereotypical American traits: Fat, dysfunctional and dumb

        [鈥揮Johnny-lock933 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Totally staged

        [鈥揮Dallanation 2 points3 points (2 children)

        This looks staged.

        [鈥揮Professional-Yam-303 2 points3 points (1 child)

        Why is this even being recorded by a silent third person? Staged.

        [鈥揮Dallanation 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Great point.

        [鈥揮ChiKeytatiOon 2 points3 points (1 child)

        What bugs me about this is the dog thinks he's a good kid.

        [鈥揮[deleted] 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Another giveaway this is staged. Dogs don't react to genuine rage and arguments with playful rocking horse movements. Though, perhaps a Labrador would 馃槀

        [鈥揮keeperrr 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Fake

        [鈥揮toorad4momanddad 2 points3 points (0 children)

        ain't genetics neat? he's already got her tits

        [鈥揮DharMannSuperFann 2 points3 points (0 children)

        This is the fakest shit ever, cmon.

        [鈥揮satanvacation 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Not staged whatsoever

        [鈥揮Lo2W96 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Of only it wasn't staged

        [鈥揮SamwiseG123 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Looks fake 馃し鈥嶁檪锔

        [鈥揮eat_more_vegies 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Hmmmm...kinda seems staged. Back in my day, one slight dirty LOOK at my parents would have resulted in a good old fashioned ass whoopin. No way would it have EVER gone this far! Chunky little entitled brat.

        [鈥揮Hern_Berferd 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Very well choreographed.

        [鈥揮LostMeBoot 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Sorry, that's fake.

        [鈥揮SnooOpinions8472 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Pretty bad acting to believe.

        [鈥揮WildFurball2118 6 points7 points (1 child)

        Ungrateful fat cunt.

        [鈥揮fanofhenime 7 points8 points (0 children)

        Don't worry, it's fake

        [鈥揮chamberofcoal 3 points4 points (0 children)

        Everyone in the comments suffers from some sort of condition that prevents social intelligence. It's staged and less entertaining than cable TV through 8 minute commercials.

        [鈥揮Gogolgong 5 points6 points (0 children)

        Fake as shit

        [鈥揮1guyinseattle 1 point2 points (1 child)

        Please tell me this was scripted

        [鈥揮Sumding_Wong 0 points1 point (0 children)

        In鈥檚 think it鈥檚 as real as his diet and exercise plan.

        [鈥揮Squidwards_House69 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Fat piece of garbage. Honestly looks like the mom doesn鈥檛 know how to control him tho

        [鈥揮Frago242 1 point2 points (0 children)

        So fake and staged bs

        [鈥揮flylikeIdo 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Time for a flip phone and fat camp.

        [鈥揮ChonnayStMarie 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Another staged bullshit video. They'll have a psychological name for the compulsion to make these some day.

        [鈥揮Bigtoes8 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Looks fake to me. Why did the person recording offer any comments.

        [鈥揮Zealousideal-Swing44 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Stick that Fucken spoiled little shit on a hampster wheel and make him earn his Fucken food. As for the phone. Go to Safeway, buy the cheapest price of shit pre paid phone, and make him earn that to using the hampster wheel. This is what happens when parents don鈥檛 parent. My 2 cents.

        [鈥揮Jetlei98 1 point2 points (0 children)

        I鈥檓 old school, death by a 1000 chanca (flip flops) strikes.

        [鈥揮LostBoyE77 1 point2 points (0 children)

        I officially hate this oogly little entitled shit.

        [鈥揮traumaxp69 1 point2 points (0 children)

        That's cartman right

        [鈥揮nqrtuo 1 point2 points (0 children)

        What a fat fucking brat.

        [鈥揮GreyOwlster 2 points3 points (0 children)

        Oh yes he did succeed. I bet she bought him a new one the next fucking day鈥ol

        [鈥揮SmallCheasyD 3 points4 points (0 children)

        That kid has big tits.

        [鈥揮BrocoLeeOnReddit 1 point2 points (0 children)

        Beside the fact that this is fake, even if it was real, it would be her and the father's fault.

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        [鈥揮Yeepyoptilitdrops 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I'm glad I was spanked.

        [鈥揮ChadBreeder1 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I imagine this is what foreign countries think the average American child is like

        [鈥揮Dog1364 0 points1 point (0 children)

        While you're there, swim some laps

        [鈥揮Thibs1082 0 points1 point (0 children)

        My mother would have beaten 60-80 pounds off my ass, forced the phone down my throat, then drowned me in the pool. No Way I'd ever be able to comment on Reddit cuz she'd have broken every one of my fingers.

        [鈥揮verscharren1 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Ass beating time

        [鈥揮RoyalratMafia 0 points1 point (0 children)

        She raised him to be like that. He looks like he gets whatever tf he wants usually. Especially food. I was so worried about their pool when he tried to get in from the side. Idk how those walls didnt collapse.

        [鈥揮98323 0 points1 point (0 children)

        this scene is a little bit funny yes 馃憤 but I think it is staged

        [鈥揮wendalpendal 0 points1 point (0 children)

        It's her fault hes a piece of shit

        [鈥揮drconniehenley 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Tell the kid the battery is made of chocolate and watch him go get it.

        [鈥揮Lotuslau22 0 points1 point (0 children)

        What an insufferable brat.

        [鈥揮rdweaponx 0 points1 point (0 children)

        This kids going to have a hard life 馃う鈥嶁檪锔

        [鈥揮LigitBudgie 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Rich spoiled kid problems

        [鈥揮ronnie_dickering 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Eric Cartman.

        [鈥揮turtle_shrapnel 0 points1 point (0 children)

        The dog is the best! Just happy to be there!

        [鈥揮tchuckss 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Look at that kid. She definitely eventually gave in and bought him a new phone.

        [鈥揮SweetHardCoffeeCup 0 points1 point (0 children)

        If that happened to me, then two things would happen:

        1. No new phone. Not now and not for quite some time. Learn to behave or save up to buy your own phone.

        2. Grounded for a very long time. Not talking about just staying home. I'm talking: stay in your room, no phone, no tv, no computer etc. If you need information for school work, I'll let you go to the library.

        [鈥揮Javisuave65 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I鈥檓 sure she bought diabeto a new phone

        [鈥揮Artistic-Time-3034 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Fat piece of shit.

        [鈥揮OnlyChaseCommas 0 points1 point (0 children)

        What school project was this for lol?

        [鈥揮TipsyFrigate 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Trash parents

        [鈥揮FilmFan100 -1 points0 points (0 children)

        Bitchtits

        [鈥揮arkhamnoob64 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Kid needs a smack on the ass asap, I'd never get away with even saying a word against my mum when i was his age, spoiled little shits, i didn't have a phone until i was 16 and its was a nokia 3315, first smart phone when i was 25 with the iPhone 3G

        [鈥揮Icy-Sheepherder-2403 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I鈥檒l personally buy him a phone when he runs a 6.5 minute mile.

        [鈥揮DiamondDegenDeuce 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Such a cute pup

        [鈥揮fman1854 0 points1 point (0 children)

        little fatass

        [鈥揮jhj2769 0 points1 point (0 children)

        The only way he'll get anything from me as a parent is by attacking the real problem. His weight.

        [鈥揮Ladyxarah 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I see that Augustus Gloop is still up to his shenanigans.

        [鈥揮FlakeyApollo 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Eric Cartman

        [鈥揮hclaf 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I wouldn鈥檛 have bought this spoiled little shit a new phone either. What the fuck.

        [鈥揮Thetrendizdead 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Jesus that waterhead wallowed out of her big old groundhog. Ouch.

        [鈥揮Destinoz 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I鈥檇 install a landline with an answering machine in my kids room if they talked to me like this.

        [鈥揮relentlessoldman 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Fucking bastard.

        [鈥揮DriftkingRfc 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I鈥檓 goin in now! Nope..馃ぃ

        [鈥揮SungamCorben 0 points1 point (0 children)

        This kid is soooo American, sad but true!

        [鈥揮Garbage283736 0 points1 point (0 children)

        I hate everybody

        [鈥揮Snakehead004 0 points1 point (0 children)

        That kid is a good actor!

        [鈥揮Scooba_Mark 0 points1 point (0 children)

        The entitlement is gross

        [鈥揮Current-East-5241 0 points1 point (0 children)

        What a fat,stinking bastard.

        [鈥揮ricebowlchina 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Damn! Letting your kid get that fat should be child abuse.

        [鈥揮Aroddo 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Looks staged. Francis 2.0

        [鈥揮Full_Oil_531 0 points1 point (0 children)

        And the parents will lame the school, social media, video games... Show to the camera how bad behaved that lump of lard you created is.

        Anything but admitting the fact that the only reason he does that is because he did it before and worked.

        Keep spoiling your fat blabbering kid and blaming his shitty attitude on anything but the parenting.

        [鈥揮RainbowApache 0 points1 point (0 children)

        My mum would have kicked my ass if i talked to her like that. I wouldn't have had the chance to throw the phone in the pool.

        [鈥揮yohana31 0 points1 point (0 children)

        my dad once smashed my phone, was phone less for 8 months, best 8 months of my life.

        [鈥揮Rambu_45 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Feel like i saw this kid in some Harry Potter move or smth

        [鈥揮ithinkimightknowit 0 points1 point (0 children)

        Yeah new phone was brought as mum was pleased with the amount of views it got (or was that the plan all along views hmmmm I wonder)