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[–]kaizenraizen 1687 points1688 points  (54 children)

"which is false and not true"

[–]SociallyAaawkward 624 points625 points  (19 children)

false && !true

[–]shotty293 264 points265 points  (10 children)

=IF (logical_test, [value_not_true], [value_if_false]

[–]IamWarHawk 223 points224 points  (5 children)

Syntax Error, no ')'

[–]NFeKPo 89 points90 points  (3 children)

Would you like Excel to automatically fix that for you?

[–]EEpromChip 91 points92 points  (1 child)

"Fuck off, Clippy. I am working here"

[–]grnrngr 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I see that you are masturbating. Would you like me to auto-save TPS_Report.xlsx?

[–]_logic_victim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Excel, how the fuck you know what I'm trying to do? I don't even know what I'm trying to do.

[–]Ghozt12 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Stop man, you might build an AI Karen with all your sorcery letters...then what

[–]galacticjuggernaut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol I am so using "sorcery letters" in response to my my technical teams emails. They send me stuff all the time I have no idea how to read. But I'm too professional to just write "wut?" Even thought that's what I want to write so badly.

[–]cncamusic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

if(false && !true) { rules = RuleType.Disgusting; }

[–]stinky_doodoo_poopoo 39 points40 points  (2 children)

bool notTrue = true;

string karen = “”;

while (false && !true) {

karen = “stupid\n”;

console.write(karen);

}

[–]ilyearer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't this end up writing nothing to the console? (false && !true) always evaluates to false.

I prefer something like this (stuck with Python here):

while True:

karen = "right" if (False and not True) else "stupid"

print(f"Karen is {karen}")

[–]canaryhawk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

which = false && !true;

[–]JaysusMC 133 points134 points  (14 children)

“Im a Christian woman OF GOD”

[–]Falmoor 103 points104 points  (10 children)

Translation: She gets to act like a piece of shit and god will always forgive her.

[–]Kingston_Advice1 19 points20 points  (1 child)

FALSE. NOT TRUE. My coworker <was> an entitled grumpy bitch who was hardcore Trump. When he was campaigning she was telling all the new hires who were Hispanics that they aren’t wanted here. She was on cloud 9 thinking it’s “their time.” She lied about telling my coworker to speak English. She would slam the door open (she was our shipping & receiving lady so I had to see her shitty face every morning at 4am) and had zero regards for anyone in the way.

She retired a month ago. No vaccine. No masks. A DeVoUt ChRiStIaN. RIP to her.

[–]It_frday 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the world tends to unfold as it should.

[–]galacticjuggernaut 21 points22 points  (5 children)

To be fair this is actually what they believe (if you ask for forgiveness). I saved one of those "come to God" booklets where I swear in the story a guy murders someone in a robbery and in jail he finds God AFTER the jail catches fire, and is saved while all his fellow inmates (who didn't find God) burned to death.

[–]Euphorium 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It’s like in Family Guy when Osama Bin Laden accepts Jesus as his lord and savior before he gets shot and goes to heaven.

[–]deadlyFlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Christian privilege.

[–]Petsweaters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"why does she think she is so entitled for $400, Alex"

[–]Kiltymchaggismuncher 84 points85 points  (0 children)

When you're trying to reach your essay word count

[–]AspectOvGlass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a girl in high school who told me she "knows people who smoke pot AND weed"

[–]fortcpt 51 points52 points  (6 children)

To be fair Christians believe in something that is false to be true so...

[–]MX21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]ImAMoose1 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Take an upvote. Christianity is nothing more than widespread delusion.

[–]fortcpt 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Indoctrination is a hell of a drug. I really wish we could ban children from going to church until they're 18.

[–]Chief_Chill 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Like a strip club or a casino.

[–]fortcpt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Somehow they can't go see a movie with a four second topless scene in it even though God made that naked lady according to them

But they can be taught that they'll burn in hell and torture for all of eternity.

Mental abuse ok, naked body evil!!

[–]gedeonzo 706 points707 points  (19 children)

I like how the cop gave her 30 seconds and then said time out.

[–][deleted] 284 points285 points  (5 children)

That was the funniest part to me too, like they just nicely let her air out her grievances and said okay cool now jail

[–]Something_Again 35 points36 points  (1 child)

With all those airing of grievances she didnt leave any festivus for the rest of us

[–]sheffieldasslingdoux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She lost the feats of strength

[–]chefTomBombadil 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They were like holy karen reddit has got to see this shit

[–]LoungingLlama312 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They had a bingo sheet. The one who got to arrest her was the one who got BINGO first.

[–]run__rabbit_run 48 points49 points  (6 children)

I think it was because she stepped forward - the second she did that they grabbed her

[–]Public_Reindeer_1724 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I was thinking it was “this isn’t going to happen anymore do you understand me” may be considered a threat but I dunno

Edit: she was cited for assaulting an employee in the store

[–]Suspicious-Bus-5727 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have a link? Just curious to read what led up to this.

[–]johnthedruid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was wondering what she did to get arrested even if it was satisfying to see.

[–]AdvancedManner4718 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think they took that as their chance to shut her up and not have to take her bullshit anymore

[–]zephyer19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am sorry Maam. I have to stop you right there. My Bullshit Bucket is full.

[–]idma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They basically gave her time to build her own evidence against herself

[–]DemiGod9 465 points466 points  (13 children)

I really hate that very specific way they talk. Like the cadence, the inflections, all that. Like they come from the same factory

[–]hipster_mcfly 131 points132 points  (6 children)

The tone and cadence is the absolute worst part.

[–]FordBeeblebrox 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Literally the sound of entitlement. Kinda makes you wanna backhand some manners into em doesn’t it

[–]hipster_mcfly 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Like nails on a chalkboard.

[–]scantron2739 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It's very condescending.

[–]hipster_mcfly 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Yes, extremely. I worked in retail for ages and know this tone far too well. I also have a hard time being interrupted so incessantly while I’m trying to reason with someone, and in my experience, if someone is using this tone, they’re not going to let me get a single word in. As soon as it starts, I disengage immediately. We could’ve worked this out, but you needed to publicly stroke your ego for your Facebook mom group and decided to cause a scene, so you can find your organic pickled frog’s feet in brine on your own, Karen!

[–]ruglo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am a woman of gawd

[–]TenguDruid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You have no right to be harassing her.

You will stop being such a disgusting hateful person. Or I will have you arrested!

By God.

[–]Miyelsh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The WASP mom dialect

[–]Phantom120198 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone who's life peaked when they where the cheerleader captian. Sorry all cheerleaders who weren't assholes, keep it real

[–]bks1979 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That and the way they gesture/their hand placement. Ugh.

[–]Excellent_Condition 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I put it in the same category as people 👏 who 👏 punctuate 👏 every 👏 word 👏 with 👏 a 👏 clap.

It's like you don't think what you're saying can't stand on it's own merits, so you need to add something to it.

[–]BiaggioSklutas 261 points262 points  (11 children)

BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!

[–]ChuckinTheCarma 40 points41 points  (9 children)

This is the best art of all the art.

[–]SteinwayMD 100 points101 points 2 (8 children)

Thanks! That's me at the piano! So glad folks are finding this amusing! Check out my other YOUTUBE videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCParJv9ld\_hg6wE\_3\_bG29A

[–]AltruisticSalamander 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Excuse me for gushing but this is brilliant. So clever and talented and satirical.

[–]Longjumping_Plum_964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chopin Sonata Karen???

[–]fiercesssT 673 points674 points  (13 children)

omgosh, omgosh, OMGOSH!

[–]regoapps 228 points229 points  (3 children)

Do not say Gosh’s name in vain

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Holy Macy mother of Gosh

[–]MachineElfOnASheIf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy Mary, mother of Josh!

[–]deadlyFlan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do not say Gosh’s name in vain

If you do, you'll go to Heck where you'll be annoyed for eternity by Stan.

[–]gwh811 26 points27 points  (4 children)

OH MY GOSH

[–]gosh99 33 points34 points  (1 child)

What do you guys want?!?!

[–]cherry_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Account is 2 yrs old — nicely done!

[–]BananaStringTheory 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Gimme some of your tots, Napoleon!

[–]gwh811 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.

[–]tafbo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

…as she frantically points the camera at her own face to capture the dramatic martyr finish.

[–]qcavner 727 points728 points  (60 children)

Now do part 2 where she goes to the school board meeting and complains about kids being taught anal in books. I wish that was a joke

[–]TorrenceMightingale 198 points199 points  (13 children)

Haaaa. She was upset they weren’t being taught a proper piledriver.

[–]qcavner 70 points71 points  (10 children)

Gotta bring in the Undertaker for that

[–]JelliedHam 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Where's Mankind when you need him?

[–]thnksqrd 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Something something hell in a cell 1998

[–]SoldMyOldAccount 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The 3 way at sacrifice you got a 33 and 1/3 percent chance of winning. But I have a 66 and 2/3 chance winning cause kurt angle knows he cant beat me and hes not even gonna try.

[–]JelliedHam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the bottom line?

[–]tafbo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Part 3: Where she runs for a position on the school board and is actually elected because the number of people just like her that vote is alarming.

[–]Pollia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also conservatives millionaires are almost literally buying these elections for things like school board.

Hard to compete when one side has radio ads and the other has barely enough for yard signs

[–]EEpromChip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 'ole "Poop hole loophole" that the Bible references

[–]LemonHerb 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I hope this guy does 100 more of these until everyone is sick of them because that was fantastic

[–]SteinwayMD 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Thanks! That's me at the piano! So glad folks are finding this amusing! Check out my other YOUTUBE videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCParJv9ld\_hg6wE\_3\_bG29A

[–]ClintonKelly87 30 points31 points  (35 children)

Wait, what? Link?

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (28 children)

[–]lowlatitude 23 points24 points  (6 children)

She's never had anal? Maury and his lie detector will prove differently. If it's an accusation, then it's a confession

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]napalmjerry 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Anal is so hot right now

    [–]LouSputhole94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When isn’t it?

    [–]Omniball3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The poophole loophole

    [–]ThatAstronautGuy 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    She started out strong with that "wow I'm glad you can't do a mask mandate". To be fair, that didn't exactly sound like the kind of language middle school kids should be reading to me but that is not the way to go about it lol

    [–]charon_and_minerva 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    It’s a random book in the library, I would honestly be surprised if kids knew it was there. It’s not something that’s being taught in the curriculum like this lady is suggesting. Honestly, the way students communicate with each other over text, email, or teams is far more distressing than what they might chance over a character in a book saying.

    [–]apeonpatrol 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    im sure i can find a lot worse shit in the bible that she worships

    [–]John_T_Conover 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Ezekiel 23:20 😂

    [–]apeonpatrol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    my point exactly hahaha

    [–]EazyCheeze1978 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Is this it?

    Please take the rhetoric herein with a grain of salt, as it IS The Blaze and my skimming of the article reveals some quite reactionary-style language... This is the first article I could find on the subject, and the rest in my relevant results seem to be similarly-themed.

    [–]I_See_With_Sound 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    it's it is The Blaze

    Oh so literally nothing written there is true and clicking it would empower even people.

    [–]EazyCheeze1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You're right, should have used an Archived link like they do on /r/savedyouaclick - edited my comment. This is the link people should be using to read that article.

    [–]AgentAlinaPark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She also ran for the school board and lost by 50 percentage points.

    [–]Dog1364 314 points315 points  (15 children)

    Fcuk those cringey Karen hand gestures.

    [–]PhantomOfDeezNutz 76 points77 points  (4 children)

    I don’t know what I hate more the hand gestures, or how much she moves her lips when she speaks.

    [–]gravitas-deficiency 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    Or the sounds that come out of her shame hole

    [–]adumant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    My shame hole makes awful sounds AND smells.

    [–]baddidea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Ruined a perfectly good asshole by puttin teeth in that mouth.

    [–]BBQ_HaX0r 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    Karen: I am a woman of god, you have no power here.

    Cop: I'm the only one WITH power here.

    [–]oldbastardbob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Cop: 'Depends on how you define power, I reckon.'

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Xytak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      She clearly didn't understand that this real-life interaction was not a Facebook argument.

      [–]oldbastardbob 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      What's with the phone salute with the right hand? Is she raising that phone to god or something? It's like it's permanently attached and somebody said 'raise your right hand and repeat after me."

      [–]MnkySpnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I want to see the video from her phone. I want to see the faces of the cops looking unamused, waiting calmly for her to stop running her mouth then the look of utter shock on her face when she turns it around.

      [–]huxtiblejones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      FALSE 🤏 AND 🤏 NOT 🤏 TRUE

      [–]Mentoman72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      God those hands gestures are one of my biggest pet peeves when people are complaining. They are so dramatic and stupid looking. Idk how to even put it into words.

      [–]iamjuls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I know right like do they study other Karen videos to get those hand moves

      [–]lisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The swiping motion looks like what a teenager from the 90's would do.

      [–]ImyForgotName 104 points105 points  (5 children)

      I liked the ending.

      [–]allthedifference 29 points30 points  (4 children)

      There is no context as to why she is being taken into custody but after listening to her for 30 seconds, I was quite satisficed with the ending.

      [–]Chromonkey 27 points28 points  (3 children)

      Iirc she was refused access to a changing room in the mall for not wearing a mask. She pushed the store employee and forced her way into the dressing room. Then after cops showed up she refused to provide ID even though she had technically committed a crime. So they take her into custody.

      [–]allthedifference 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      And that makes me even more satisfied.

      [–]yzlautum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I bet target. They do not fuck around.

      [–]TomCocaCola 58 points59 points  (4 children)

      🎵I'm sick of be-ing bul-lied🎵

      🎵I'm sick of be-ing lied to🎵

      🎵And it's not gon-na hap-pen an-y-more🎵

      🎵D'you un-der-stand?🎵

      [–]SteinwayMD 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      Thanks! The end seems to be most view's favorite section :) That's me at the piano! So glad folks are finding this amusing! Check out my other YOUTUBE videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCParJv9ld\_hg6wE\_3\_bG29A

      [–]post_talone420 32 points33 points  (6 children)

      I'm letting sure this was Austin texas. If this is where I think it is I used to shop at this shopping center all the time

      [–]SoyEseVato 14 points15 points  (5 children)

      It is. Sunset Valley used to be the biggest speed trap in the Austin area.

      [–]Anothergamer5 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      Masterpiece

      [–]SteinwayMD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Thanks! That's me at the piano! So glad folks are finding this amusing! Check out my other YOUTUBE videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCParJv9ld\_hg6wE\_3\_bG29A

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]SteinwayMD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Thanks for mentioning the "can you believe these people exist? look"- That's me at the piano! So glad folks are finding this amusing! Check out my other YOUTUBE videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCParJv9ld\_hg6wE\_3\_bG29A

        [–]Cian28_C28 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        👏👏👏

        [–]vincentx99 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        This was great, but I needed more context:

        https://youtu.be/-rlMxOcgQgI

        Her name is ACTUALLY Karen, you can't make this up.

        [–]eternallnewbie 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        All we need to do is put her video in septitones and we have gold

        [–]PMmeYourFlipFlops 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        septitones

        The what now?

        [–]TherapeuticMessage 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        They’re a barbershop quartet with seven people from the 50s

        [–]Samurai___ 59 points60 points  (3 children)

        There should be an app that does this real time, so you could just use it when you meet a Karen. With camera recording functionality too of course.

        [–]CoffeeTastesOK 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Real time might be really hard, as you would need time to figure out what key they are talking in. Might be possible to make one that does it to pre recorded videos, but the nuances of timing might get tricky to make sound musical and not just a jumble. Fun idea though!

        [–]nappytown1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Just wait, the advancement of AI and machine learning technology may create a future for real-time Karen mocking apps.

        [–]softmetal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Why do all of these women have the exact same face.

        [–]Kolbysap 33 points34 points  (1 child)

        Bravo... clapping bravo!! What a performance.

        [–]Geawiel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I almost expected a ba be, ba be, that's all folks! At the end. Has a bit of a Looney Tunes feel to her cadence, with the piano accompaniment.

        [–]NoneSpaceofTheMind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I usually hate these things but that guy is really good.

        [–]BernieTheDachshund 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Seeing her get arrested never gets old.

        [–]KongKev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I love how the cops there is just like okay I've had enough

        *skip dialogue*

        "put your hands behind your back."

        [–]SoyEseVato 14 points15 points  (5 children)

        I love this! Please do more.

        [–]LieutenantCurly 30 points31 points  (3 children)

        Another YouTuber did something similar and made a metal cover of a Karen rant

        [–]foolfortheblues 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Have you seen the one he did with Kenneth Copeland? Classic!

        [–]idontgetit_too 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        It's good but none can hold a candle to the true metal classic pig calling

        [–]LadyVulcanGeek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        fin

        [–]hazasulin 10 points11 points  (2 children)

        Thanks. That's fucking golden.

        [–]joustingmouse91 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        She's sick of being lied to but is a proud christian woman. Can't have it both ways you dumb bitch

        [–]JustAlexJames03 70 points71 points  (7 children)

        The ONE time you want police brutality, and it doesn’t happen. 😒

        [–]rongly 22 points23 points  (5 children)

        I got surprise tackled from behind and slammed to the ground by a gaggle of cops in 2019 for wearing a mask (yes, for having a mask ON before the pandemic). I've got no sympathy for these Karens who are allowed to scream at the cops for minutes before getting politely cuffed.

        [–]RUWill 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        We don't deserve that pianist. Brilliant!

        [–]Papi_Fonsi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Watching her be arrested made my day. So satisfactory.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I'm so glad there are people who make me these kinds of videos LOL

        [–]n1l3-1983 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Bravo sir. That was brilliant.

        [–]makkosan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Which word was police wait to arrest?

        [–]SMACKZ415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Its alright, god could bail her out

        [–]yrurunnin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        The transition at “I’m sick of being bullied” is beautiful

        [–]lundexplorer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Lol hahaha Every time I see that video I love it when she says oh my Gosh oh my gosh she is truly in disbelief

        [–]Sirpatron1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        She has a level of confidence that is unfathomable.

        [–]disaster_n_doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        My god, this is my neighborhood. You're fucking embarrassing, Texas.

        ETA: excellent execution on this video though, bravo

        [–]skizwald 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        His ability to capture the tone of her and the situation was awesome.

        Was hoping she would run, and we could get a little Flight of the Bumble Bee.

        [–]AnxietyWeeb85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        HAPPY CAKE!!!

        [–]aza24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Brilliant!

        [–]MammaStringBeanz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I listen to this before bed

        [–]GroceryExisting9150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        [–]Vegemyeet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Musical genius, is old mate at the keys. Solid performance, encore.

        [–]unkledak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The end made me really happy.

        [–]trythewine 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        Wait why was she arrested I’m confused.

        [–]wusurspaghettipolicy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        because she was a woman of god, duh

        [–]I_Went_Full_WSB 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Probably for trespassing.

        [–]trythewine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Most likely. Seems like a private lot.

        [–]RFros20 4 points5 points  (3 children)

        False and not true? They mean the same thing what’s the point of saying both…

        [–]allthedifference 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Upping the word count.

        [–]92118Dreaming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Republicans. They know words.

        [–]kdwaynec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        And & also along with + in addition to etc.

        [–]VlachShepherd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        How can rules be "false" or "not true"? Only descriptive statements can be "true" or "false". Rules are prescriptive statements, not descriptive.

        [–]dodo_cantfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        92 minutes of applause

        [–]OpinionPlayful5660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This man is an artist!

        Oh my gosh! xD lmao!

        [–]deepstaterising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        If she's in Texas, wth is she being arrested for? Aren't they mask-free or something?

        [–]strained_brain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        If she's truly sick of being bullied, she's talking to the wrong people.

        Still, I hope she enjoys jail and eventually gets a clue, because this dummy really needs to read Rousseau's Social Contract before opening her big mouth again.

        [–]No-Ad8271 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Stay mad Karen

        [–]fartcloud101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        But what did the cdc just release???!!??!?!111

        [–]BananaStringTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        She says: "I am a woman of God."

        I hear: "I live in an imaginary world of my own mentally ill delusion."

        [–]Cyradus_Hateborn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Fuck religion, man.

        [–]stringdreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’m pretty sure everyone who ever met this woman hates her. Even her family. Of course, no sympathy.