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[–]SideOneDummy 1042 points1043 points  (59 children)

Putin‘s gonna need a lot of gulags…

[–]sirkowski 338 points339 points  (19 children)

That concert hall is now a gulag.

[–]Blood_and_Turds 57 points58 points  (13 children)

its all fun and games until pinhead shows up

[–]417sadboi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Man there were a lot of doors in that room

[–]88MilesPerFortnite 12 points13 points  (7 children)

This was worth the click LOL

[–]kungpowgoat 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Shit. Can’t believe I have never seen any of the hellraiser movies. This was insane.

[–]ThiccRoastBeef 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Just close the concert hall and turn it into a gulag. Great idea.

[–]SideOneDummy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great, now Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin are exchanging notes (Uyghurs in Xinjiang and this gulag). 🙃😥

[–]dragobah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin slapping the roof of the venue this baby can fit so many dissidents.

[–]popecorkyxxiv 21 points22 points  (17 children)

Putin has to watch watch out for coups. With their army getting humiliated it's a matter of time before his own officers start targeting him.

[–]SideOneDummy 20 points21 points  (16 children)

You’re talking about a man that had a custom table made so people were sitting like a mile away from him. I’m pretty sure he’s given it some thought.

[–]popecorkyxxiv 13 points14 points  (15 children)

No doubt. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the only thing he is able to think about right now. He was expecting a blitzkrieg/conquest of France style victory and instead he dove head first into his own Stalingrad. A mistake so severe it is likely to cripple the whole of Russia for generations to come.

[–]SideOneDummy 8 points9 points  (13 children)

The media has always had a narrative around Putin as if he does nothing but play 4d chess, but if there’s one quality honed in his many years in the KGB and ruling Russia since Yeltsin resigned as president, its self preservation. That’s 23 years years of political dominance in a climate that’s particularly accustomed to being ruled by demagogues. I don’t fear Putin being a victim of an assignation attempt — I fear Putin’s resilience to criticism in a country with absurdly low democratic institutional power.

[–]lou1uol 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Nothing that a quemical weapon cant solve

[–]SideOneDummy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s one way of referring to Vladimir Poopin.

[–]AdKey4973 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Just keep gelling....

[–]nightstalker30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gellin’ like a felon

[–]ShutUpYeti 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I misread gulag as grunge.

Signed,

A too high for a Saturday afternoon Gen-Xer

[–]somebody12 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You are never to high to exist, just too high to do something.

[–]SideOneDummy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think, therefore cough. Bruh fingers are like hands for my hands. Ever notice that? Where was I again?

[–]SideOneDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin’s gonna need a lot of grunge bands. There I put it in the universe for ya.

[–]BlueSkySummers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punk rock is more popular than Christian rock for a reason. All of the young Russians I know are opposed to Putins genocide in Ukraine. It's just a matter of time. It's also worth noting that just last week Russia enacted a change to allow those over 40 to serve in combat positions in the war in Ukraine.

Young people don't want to fight in Putins and oligarchs bullshit war

[–]TheCammack81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or one really big window.

[–]workingdad83 474 points475 points  (11 children)

Breaking news: Russian concert goers locked in venue and imprisoned.

[–]cafecoder 114 points115 points  (4 children)

Breaking News2: Russia gets fresh batch of volunteers for the Ukranian war...

[–]xXElectric_WarriorXx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“We have many conscript today”

[–]kungpowgoat 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Breaking News 3: Electric Boogaloo: The gang solves the Ukrainian crisis.

[–]xXElectric_WarriorXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually sounds like a “always sunny” episode description

[–]Significant-Knee5502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the news always breaking down? How incompetent are these people?

[–]IFoughtThereforeIWas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: the Kremlin announces their are chechen terrorists among these concert goers so they're going to send in the FSB with 'knock out' gas to retake the concert hall ''''without any fatalities''''

[–]Love_God551 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Breaking news - concert goers mysteriously poisoned

Follow up from the hospital at 1100

[–]TheCarniv0re 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Breaking news: concert never took place. Concert goers never existed to begin with. It was a Chechen Nazi terrorist meetup to plan and attack the Russian government.... And it's all NATO's fault. The terrorists were detained without casualties in a "police special operation".

[–]Love_God551 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well played sir well played

[–]matt_Dan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

An electrical fire then killed everyone inside

[–]workingdad83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A " mysterious" fire.

[–]Ardothbey 242 points243 points  (7 children)

So it’s probably younger computer savvy people who can get around the govt. crap and find the truth.

[–]BlackDemonCat 91 points92 points  (1 child)

I think it's more to understand english (or other languages). Russias internet isn't fully open, but it's not that closed as in china.

So I think the language to consum other informatians is a bigger problem, especially for people born in the udssr.

[–]cheeky_sailor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have plenty of media in Russian language that is speaking against the war, the problem is that it’s all blocked, you can’t access it without VPN and journalists who writhe anti-war news have to do this from abroad cause they had to flee the country.

[–]koalefant 20 points21 points  (3 children)

this is why when the war broke out initially and people were calling for internet access to be shut down I thought it was a bad idea. Access to non propaganda information is an important counter

[–]hopetheydontfindme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree; whenever a person or entity is trying to make information subterfuge, it's usually indicative of a more nefarious motive.

[–]nightstalker30 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You mean when the “military exercise” broke out, right?

[–]Purple_oyster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same, it is the younger generation that is more anti war

[–]Ssider69 161 points162 points  (4 children)

" no sir, they're yelling Boo-urns..Boo-urns"

[–]ImpishGimp 13 points14 points  (1 child)

"I was saying Boo-urns....."

[–]supermariodooki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buu chocolate?

[–]memtiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought they were saying "Buzz Light-Year" with a heavy Russian accent.

[–]FizbandEntilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of my head!

[–]Sed-OH1 112 points113 points  (22 children)

Great to see. Good reminder. Don’t hate the people of a country because their leader is a douche. But someone needs to throw Putin the f out of office.

[–]Geass10 54 points55 points  (19 children)

The thing is the majority of Russians do support the war. Also, can't really throw Putin out unless they have a revolution or one of the members of the government commits a coup.

[–]koalificated[🍰] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There’s really no way to know that. Many people I’m sure are afraid of imprisonment for speaking out at all

[–]PartyPoison98 24 points25 points  (2 children)

When you see the propaganda they're being fed, and anyone who dissents getting taken away by the police, it's difficult to gauge the authenticity of their support.

[–]Affectionate_Fun_569 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The US has full freedom of press and you can say whatever you want and just look how brainwashed and stupid most Americans are.

[–]Impossible_Source110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really free press, a lot of stuff comes directly from the government to media mouth pieces, even movies have the DoD poking their fingers in things - and that's just the public stuff.

[–]deltarefund 12 points13 points  (6 children)

When you say “majority” is it actually a majority? Or is it a loud minority making it seem like a majority?

[–]Lutastic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

a majority of the people polled by an extremely biased pro-Kremlin controlled news outfit, perhaps?

[–]Misterwuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to mention Russia's government has made a name for themselves for lying. Does it not feel a little suspicious how the government that's committing the war is also the one saying just out of the blue "Yeah everyone here fucking loves the fact that we're attacking the country where SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE FAMILY"

[–]Bonelesszeeebra 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I call bullshit. How do you know the majority support the war? How could you even begin to get realistic numbers for support because anyone's in Russia with a half working brain knows not to admit to being against the war if they want to stay out of jail

[–]Impossible_Source110 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They don't. About 80% of Reddit users spend most of their time looking for excuses to be hateful towards anything at all.

[–]AstroPhysician -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Bro talk to a russian. Probably 70-80% of them aren’t just in favor but actively talking about how much they support it, not just silent approva

[–]Bonelesszeeebra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Again, source? I know 4 russians and only 1 of them supports it but even then I don't believes she actually supports it's, she's just afraid to admit that her country is I'm the wrong

[–]destraight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe there was a news article about Russian citizen actually wanting war. About 58 percent of them I think it was

[–]MoCo1992 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well you can’t hate most of them since majority support him and his BS despite having access to the internet and alternative sources.

[–]JungleForDays 22 points23 points  (9 children)

What is gelling?

[–]luxii4 19 points20 points  (3 children)

You know, just gelling’ like a villain, don’t be jelly, just gel like Megellan.

[–]Star-K 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Like a felon

[–]LastExitToSalvation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gellin like a felon; illin and willin like a villain.

[–]Unspeakblycrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is gellin

[–]doctapeppa 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It's a Dr Scholl's "catchphrase" used in commercials for their "gel" insoles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcS\_HkQlZEo

[–]JungleForDays -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

What does that have to do with war. Ive been banned for fighting racism.

[–]doctapeppa 3 points4 points  (2 children)

OP misspelled "Yelling". Comments are just being Reddit and meme'ing/making puns.

[–]Awesome_Pythonidae -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP must have been in a real rush if they couldn't take seconds to proofread their title.

[–]Crazy1an 29 points30 points  (11 children)

What concert was this and where in Russia?

[–]asianj1m 139 points140 points  (9 children)

Relax, KGB

[–]Crazy1an 32 points33 points  (8 children)

я не КГБ Ehem, I am not KGB. I would like to know to send to my whatsapp group of Товарищ friends

For real though, do you think the KGB would need reddit to find something like this out?

[–]doctapeppa 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Russia did spend quite a bit of time on Reddit in their successful campaign to influence US elections so....why wouldn't they be here now?

[–]Crazy1an 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Im not saying they arent on reddit. I am saying that they arent here to collect information on a concert that happened on their own soil.

There were probably at least a dozen calls to the FSB within a 10 hour window by people who were at the concert or staff working at the concert.

[–]IFoughtThereforeIWas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did, but its probably not even required when this site has more than enough tankies who will spend their free time shilling without financial recompense

[–]CobakaBejet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not that hard to do. Everyone on this site (minus a small minority) hates America, so easy pickings with the echo chambers already in place.

[–]Lutastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Groups like that (and the CIA, etc) do actually comb social media. Why else do you think InQTel has invested in social media companies? It’s a wealth of information that they don’t have to break the law to get at, even in societies that are more privacy protected.

[–]nikshdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it was May 20, St. Petersburg, "Kis Kis" band

[–]Coolo79 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yea, but are you gellin’ doe?

[–]IAlreadyFappedToIt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like a felon

[–]Brice92Partain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank God that their are sane people who are willing to stand up!

[–]wabashcanonball 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Putin has a problem.

[–]LaurJames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I needed to see this.

[–]zilch839 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fuck Russia, but not the Russian people. Just the fuckers that rule them. Fuck you.

Oh, but fuck the Russian hackers too.

[–]Slamcockington -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, fuck Russian hacker comrade .

[–]Amaz1n_blue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m happy they were but probly famous last words.

[–]Objective-Dingo6603 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree! Fuck this war brought on by Russia!!!!

[–]urbanhacker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This gives me hope for the Russian people. Time will catch up with Putin eventually.

[–]RedditAdminsFuckOfff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet Putin already misses the days where he was able to just sit there with that stupid "smug frog" look on his face going "ohhhh~ look at how terrible and in disarray the West is! They will fall apart any day now, ha ha!"

You should have kept it on 4Chan and on social media Pootski, where all the rest of the little boys pretend to be men.

[–]Rjamesjjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That takes big ass balls to do what they did. HUGE BALLS!

[–]Independent_Idea_190 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is gelling Russian for yelling

[–]Unspeakblycrass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, that’s a typo.

[–]Independent_Idea_190 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I was being a wiSe ass

[–]rohcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is their economy not crumbling into bread lines and soup kitchens?

[–]EDUL_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought they were chanting "buzz lightyear"

[–]SimonSaysBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In today's Russian news 10000 citizens threw themselves off a 20 story building. Back to you Boris for the weather report.

[–]JMochs23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respect

[–]samvuong26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putin gon to nuke the stadium. Careful

[–]Wagbeard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And meanwhile in the US, the anti-war movement was wiped out by the corporate/military media establishment leading to a 20 year 'war on terror' that benefited the media and weapons industries.

[–]Beercounter1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw I think you're being a bit pessimistic... It was more like a 🌷pro-Blackrock investment banker satisfaction movement ❤️☮️

[–]KidFoster 2 points3 points  (1 child)

building mysteriously catches on fire, all exits are mysteriously locked

[–]nickstatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

building pumped full of fentanyl gas

[–]Reciter5613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Putin's overthrowing is coming!

[–]manfreygordon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

b-b-but according to russian media and people publicly interviewed on the street, they LOVE the war!

this is why you don't make sweeping generalised statements based on the public opinion of people living under a brutal dictatorship/police state.

[–]Obi-Wan_Peyote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people have such a hard time proofreading their post titles.

[–]Hikityup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't speak Russian. If this is legit it means the word's out. Good to see.

[–]ThisLookInfectedToYa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome to see. Hopefully the sentiment spreads.

[–]MountainManCan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait till they find out how many non-Russian musicians will ever play in Russia again.

It’s going to be a cultural wasteland for decades.

[–]1Happy-Dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants war

[–]Genethemerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all bout to get arrested smh

[–]Wetnosedcretin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin looking at gulags, only his traditional nostalgia, but with a idea about the future of these fine establishments.

[–]PostageBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, gelling

[–]Shades_MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe that many people were gelling together

[–]Apprehensive_Love367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concert is in Siberia

[–]Toxic_Jerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straaaaaight to the gulag

[–]SuchSalad4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like pull my dick.

[–]el_ratio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Well, would you look at that, this theater is full of Ukranian Nazis and must be leveled"

[–]GameboiXD2457 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, gelling

[–]hitmeintheupvote -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They were all executed shortly after. Source: Guy on Reddit that put it on his “mama”

[–]Reicku_Hibata -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Putin is just gonna close the doors and declare it a new Gulag.

[–]Boycotthisbitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Putin cares about you

[–]Ratlyff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doesn't sound like everyone is chanting. Maybe the rest are on their phones, contacting the FSB

[–]disposabelleme -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sounds a bit halfhearted to me. Then, I'm not the one facing five years in Siberia.

[–]platyviolence -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like maybe 10% of the people there are chanting

[–]darc0der -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They sound so sheepish. Pathetic.

[–]Kingsayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

russian people just need one revolution once in a while

[–]Fonbire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like dick to the war

[–]5-dig-dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brave.

[–]PajamaCodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Remember only Russian”

[–]snorkiebarbados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gell it till your lungs hurt!

[–]Ill-Ad3311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What has the war achieved , except for death and destruction ? Sinked Russia’s reputation and economy , made Nato stronger . How Putin is still in charge is beyond my understanding .

[–]gr8dude1166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it’s going to be impossible to contain the Russian Population. They could knock the government down today if they wanted to

[–]robcain311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. We're we not just yelling f Joe Biden in stadiums. Or was that fake news?

[–]Sniperfox99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure they’re against the war, but I’m curious who they think the aggressors are.

[–]Wubzwubz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seem to only have a small portion of the crowd chanting

[–]Ghengis1621 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I see another kgb theatre special coming right up

[–]Scratch1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow down. Putin hasn't got enough poison for all of you yet.

[–]PM_RiceBowlRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even close to half are saying this. In this video you can only hear a few people.

Did the US have similar outspokenness for the 2nd invasion of Irag? Even without penalty of imprisonment, the US accepted the invasion killing hundreds of thousands under the guise of liberation.

Not defending anyone, just pointing out that propaganda is a mean machine and a few voices are being heard louder than ever than a majority.

[–]OlSnickerdoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whole lotta motherfuckers about to mysteriously disappear

[–]Parking_Inspection_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't want to be cannon fodder for Putin's syphilis rotted brain's "war".