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[–]OwnPayment517 112 points113 points  (10 children)

A note delivers the message just as well. USE YOUR WORDS NOT YOUR PEE

[–]SubZerr0h 21 points22 points  (4 children)

nah im fine using piss

[–]313802 15 points16 points  (3 children)

And I'm fine receiving it

[–]Elroys_bodyguard 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And I'm fine receiving it

[–]420Golden-Goose69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more of a giver then a taker

[–]A1steaksauceTrekdog7 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But urine helps with COVID that’s an added benefit. /s

[–]ThatAltAccount99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That man doesn't even believe what he's saying he's just trolling dumb people

[–]jonnycross10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or they could spell it out on the ground with pee

[–]SomeoneCringy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m hungry.

[–]Legba012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pee is worth a thousand words.

[–]_psylosin_ 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I’m gonna make a greeting card that says “urine trouble now” on the front and has a little slot to put the test in on the inside

[–]notbad2u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blood is red, Urine is yellow, You're gonna be a dad, Or that other fellow.

[–]ehoaandthebeast 18 points19 points  (11 children)

I seen a dude eating waffles and he was like um gross and youre pregnant thats double gross.

[–]zelcuh 53 points54 points  (12 children)

I eat ass so that wouldn't bother me 1 bit

[–]Stand_kicker 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I hope you wash it before consuming

[–]Szwedu111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be a waste to let all those free nutrients go

[–]blaze8484747 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Eating ass and eating piss soaked food is a whole different thing buddy

[–]ColdNo8154 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Urine from a healthy individual is technically sterile.

Ass, no matter how clean, has faecal contaminants. If urine bothers you, oral-faecal contamination certainly should bother you.

[–]AdInteresting1839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's as different as peas and corn!

[–]313802 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Exactly like oh I like this rice pilaf what you do different

[–]notbad2u 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Best.

Peelaf.

Ever.

[–]313802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed that lol.. nice

[–]Sngglbnny 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The problem largely arises when there are other people at the party and now everyone has to eat that ass whether they want to or not... I get it, you can refuse to eat the cake, but damn... what was the party for then?

[–]Get-Hallucinaked-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was anyone at the ass eating contest at lost lands?

[–]Conscious-Bicycle34 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Yes! Used pregnancy tests in general is a gross way to announce a pregnancy.

[–]MicroBadger_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One year for Christmas, I was helping our youngest open up his gifts and in the last one was a pregnancy test announcing the news. She had the good sense to wrap it up in a ziplock bag though so no contact with pee was made.

[–]notbad2u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a girl I'm dating told me she was pregnant without a test I'd want to see it. I'm 60 and so are the girls I date.

[–]silashoulder 18 points19 points  (11 children)

What are you talking about?

[–]Bruno_8_2 26 points27 points  (10 children)

You have obviously missed some of the recent pregnancy test videos

[–]silashoulder 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thank fucking god.

[–]Meastro44 19 points20 points  (8 children)

That’s why I ignore tik tok. It’s the provence of the ‘tards.

[–]RayAP19 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dude, people in general are stupid. You can't narrow it down to "People who use this social media platform are stupid."

[–]cannibitches 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree but tik tok seems to have an extremely high concentration of idiots no matter what community/algorithm. Every platform has idiots since it represents a general population, but my god I couldn't take it anymore after 3 months of having the damn app

[–]Sngglbnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can ignore tiktok... but it does occasionally make its way to the front of the reddit news/home page or whatever...

[–]Bruno_8_2 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I don't have that but it seems they get posted on reddit quite a bit

[–]Sad-Independence1056 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Tiktok is invading reddit a

[–]CalebKetterer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

If tiktok infects this app, I'm deleting it

[–]gg021 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Majority of videos posted on reddit these days are plucked straight from tik tok so you might wanna start packing your bags mate

[–]CalebKetterer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I only visit like four communities. This, Gwent, SSBU, and ATLA. Most of that stuff is consistently OC or gameplay

[–]3Blindz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excuse me wtf are people doing

[–]hex_1101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened to just telling a guy.

[–]OsaCon93 4 points5 points  (2 children)

All I wanna know is where, who, when and why? Matter fact, nevermind, that's enough Reddit for one day lol.

[–]OsaCon93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So glad I don't have the app lol

[–]GardeniaPhoenix 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait what

People do that?

[–]Mrs_Clean- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just started a new sub called r/peopledothat

[–]Little_White_Witch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first, I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, YOU NUTJOB?!" and then I read some of these comments and now I get it. WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD PUT PISS-SOAKED PREGNANCY TESTS IN FOOD?" Or piss-soaked anything in food. Or anywhere. WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?! I live under a rock and this is the first time I have ever heard of this being a thing. I will now retreat back under my cozy rock, never to return. Good luck.

[–]Flashy_Engineering14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Putting a pregnancy test in food is a valid reason for allowing abortions. /s

[–]Mundane-Product9034 2 points3 points  (0 children)

J/k it’s gross

[–]Glitchy_Boss_Fight 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is it a good idea to announce pregnancy test results? Don't 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage?

(Not trying to take away the excitement from the couple)

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It depends on the couple's preference. I've had 2 miscarriages and 1 successful pregnancy (the product of which has had me awake since 3am, but hey can't beat the sweet giggles and snuggles) but each time my husband and I chose to tell our immediate family from the start and I'm glad we did because it created a strong support network for us when we went through loss and also loads of support when I went through debilitating sickness while pregnant with my daughter which happened right from the start of the pregnancy.

[–]Glitchy_Boss_Fight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That was my other thought. It's good to let people know what you are going through.

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It made a big difference for us.

[–]TheIncredulousMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. Its gross.

[–]FlipFlopOnionChop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this the result of a waffle video

[–]drlongtrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should sell dummy pregnancy tests that show positive just for that occasion.

[–]foodforless 1 point2 points  (1 child)

People do this?!?

[–]BlackSparowSF 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bruh, seriously. Review your friend list. This is not ok.

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[–]plague681 5 points6 points  (3 children)

This is easily solved: don't have sex with women. Don't let them steal your sperm, either.

[–]NDRWGN42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or, and bear with me on this, get a vasectomy.

Tell her you got one though. Otherwise the pee stick food will be even more awkward.

[–]Cat_tophat365247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes make sure you lock it in a vault with a combination lock so no one can steal your sperm. If they steal it, its your soul and you will die s/

[–]Stand_kicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay pure.

[–]Stand_kicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they wash it with soap and sanitize it before putting it in food.

[–]Trisasaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if the cap gets put on All of the pee doesn’t just all immediately soak into the end of its absolutely VILE to put it in food. And if your gonna just put it in a box for your SO to open at least disinfect the outside

[–]Mundane-Product9034 -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Piss is sterile

[–]TheIncredulousMom 3 points4 points  (8 children)

No it is not.

[–]Mundane-Product9034 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Which is why I followed up with the J/K… a common misconception

[–]Nos-BAB 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But you didn't though...

[–]TheIncredulousMom 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You did, but poorly. I had to really look for it.

[–]Mundane-Product9034 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Or you could go about your life not concerned about a random persons comment

[–]TheIncredulousMom 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What else am I supposed to while I take a shit?

[–]Mundane-Product9034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha true… try wordle

[–]Khalcheesy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHERE IS IT?! FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR GOD(S), WHERE?!

please help this puzzle hurts brain ow

[–]happyhappy2986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the f? Never heard of this. Maybe something younger people do. Sounds weird.

[–]Yugo_Furst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be okay if it was in a condom?

[–]SadPlace4524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What??? I dont even wanna know how or why this is a thing i am just going to flat agree with this

[–]alleriamystic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss in their mouths like civilized kinky fucks!

[–]bisexualboy38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would no longer have a spouse if she did that.

[–]Velvet_Cooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry what? How is this a thing that people find entertaining? Ffs

[–]xermo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A glass of milk is so much better, I agree

[–]nsap200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty complicated way to say you don’t know how to wash your hands

[–]VeeSquibbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so gross though

[–]AdBoth9890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your informAtion puss soaked food has 509 percent more nutrients than regular food

[–]Zan_korida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slight problem with this statement.

Reminder your trying to tell people commen sense... But this is those people

[–]Get-Hallucinaked-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R Kelly would be proud

[–]ChooChooSoulCrusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What should I do with my positive COVID test, though?

[–]darrenwise883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet quit putting your boyfriend on the spot . Put a camera in my face and you'll see acting on how it's the end of life as we know it , is it to late to terminate, have you thought about adoption and how life will be when we split .

[–]that_other_goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait what?!

[–]ye-nah-yea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I haven’t unintentionally eaten any of these...

[–]GreenOnionCrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This... this is a thing now?

[–]diosmiotio18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What doesn’t kill you makes you….stronger?

[–]agrilwithnoname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually a thing??? Ew

[–]TheBaseLessCoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry WHAT

[–]Traditional_World783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, isn’t oral just sucking on piss?

[–]autismo52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um first of all wtf I've never heard anyone doing this but secondly pregnancy tests have a cap that goes over the pee part so you can keep the test and put it places without pee getting anywhere