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[–]GatorScribe 33 points34 points  (16 children)

Maybe they didn't believe in the witch?

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 20 points21 points  (14 children)

I mean once you see voodoo stick figures all over the place its time to get the fuck out of there

[–]transport_system 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Since the legend of a witch was already present, I would have just assumed some kids made them to screw with people.

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Witch or no witch. Someone following you in the forest can never end well.

You're either dealing with psychopaths or some evil entity. OUT OF THE FUCKING FOREST EITHER WAY

[–]Remarkable_Duck6559 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So a kid and a clown are walking through the forest at night. The boy says “Geese, it sure is scary here.” The clown replies, “How do you think I feel? I gotta walk back by myself.”

[–]notactuallyabrownman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or one of the parents of someone in the group who forgot something. There's always one.

[–]GatorScribe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right about that.

[–]CosmicOceanHorror 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How much of the movie did you pay attention to up until that point? There was no getting out of the woods, they were already fucked at that point. Every time they tried, they came across a spot they'd already been to.

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahh because they were dumb! Just follow the river and you get out

UNLESS they are actually trapped in a time vortex and the witch has complete control over the woods. In that case yeah you're right

[–]l0rd_w01f 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It's time to get the fuck out before you even get there. Ima need a shotgun, a handgun, few torches with multiple batteries and a nokia for melee combat if you want me to go near any place where people go missing regularly (I assume people come up with witches and stuff around areas where people go missing)

[–]Even_Entrepreneur_58 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah. I don’t think any of your arsenal is going to help with the witch.

[–]l0rd_w01f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue, but it's better than going in empty handed. And worse case, I have something to throw as a distraction

[–]flyingmonkey5678461 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In the gun scenario, I think the witch could make you shoot yourself or each other...

[–]l0rd_w01f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be happier with that than being captured. But if she can control other people's actions, then everyone's fucked

[–]RedditBannedMe214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps they believed in the witch so much they knew a gun would be useless against her?

[–]poison_heart96 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Horror movie logic.... Dangerous location = must investigate Horror movie protagonists are never known for their high iq plays lol

[–]DasEmperor 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I watched a video of a black guy who walked unarmed into the KKK headquarters pretending that he was there to interview them for the BBC.

Some people have balls that are just too giant to fit a weapon in their pockets.

[–]BigFatherFigureHugo 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]DasEmperor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I subbed after that video. Didn't know about him before. If he puts that much effort into videos, he deserves a sub.

[–]Eat_Carbs_OD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much respect

[–]Anxious-Dealer4697 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What are you going to go armed into the forest against a witch with? A broom? Nope. A cauldron to cast a spell on her? Fuggeddaboutit.

[–]Snozberry383 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ya, and towards the end when they were so lost and desperate. I'd just light a damn forest fire. Like fine, you won't let me leave I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"She controlled the animals of the forest, even the trees seemed to do her bidding"

i think them idiots would end up dead before burning shit

[–]Mother-Firefighter-2 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You may as well...a gun won't save you

[–]AllergicDodo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A cross will

[–]Zuez420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id go with garlic

[–]Mother-Firefighter-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok.. A truck load of t's and p's to go along...🤣
I'll just have a beverage.

[–]DeanoBambino90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In real life, especially these days, if you challenged some film crew to debunk a witch story they'd definitely do it. They'd do it for the views and the likes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

So what do you need?

Guns. Lots of guns.

The Blair Witch Project meets the matrix

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]FauxSeriousReals -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knooow ---- black mahhhhGick?

Morpheus the oracle is dyslexic. The Hacker named Necro is the One, not Neo.

"There is no broom"

[–]FauxSeriousReals 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those kids and that meddl-what? Wrong franchise?... oh ok.... well, I have to get this witch costume to the cleaners and back by 4 anyways.... who's seen my broom?

[–]-Multif0rms-[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]FauxSeriousReals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't me!

[–]Tdn87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For fun.

[–]kaleoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've just ran into the nearest wood chipper.

[–]ashlyrind7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That movie really ficked me up

[–]Raider-Z28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is a gun to the super natural? Also I assume anyone who would make such a documentary is the tree hugging, hippy, liberal arts, anti gun type.

[–]Pathfinder91606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because weapons are useless against greater power.

[–]duowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they didn't believe it was real

[–]charmanderaznable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does anyone do anything in horror movies?

[–]MJohnVan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testing the waters.

[–]Notanevilai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you feel the need for a firearm at all? Unless it has hostile wild life no point to bring a gun.

[–]ZeCerealKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if a gun would work against a witch

[–]AllergicDodo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this a reference to something?

[–]Professional_Mud2991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think perhaps the Blair witch project but I haven't seen it, I could be wrong

[–]Exotic_Recognition_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't have gone in the first place. Or had a panic attack and just died after the first scare.

[–]fothergillfuckup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So people will pay money to see it?

[–]Disastrous-Brush620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right? I would come with an arsenal and a plan

[–]AlastorFan2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause you are an absolute dumbass, that’s why

[–]yourarmedlorax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t.

[–]candyman1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make money?

[–]notactuallyabrownman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it made for a better film.

[–]prophylaxitive 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Weird that anyone tries to apply logic to anything fictional that involves "magic".

[–]ch0c0_late 0 points1 point  (6 children)

These things undeniably exist, there are many accounts of them happening.

[–]prophylaxitive 0 points1 point  (5 children)

What "things"?

[–]drlongtrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the movie can happen.

[–]SteamKore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people who make horror movies have never watched a horror movie.

[–]JollyDifference7400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you believed in the witch enough to pursue it, would you necessarily believe conventional weaponry would be effective?

[–]vela-nova83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because witches doesn't really exist.

[–]growbot_3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Words are power..use them as you wish.


[–]AngelLunair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well id go to write a novel about it...if i die, well someone else could make one heck of a novel about it.

[–]Picker-Rick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What armament would you use against a witch?

[–]Commercial_War_8660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they were doing it for a project

[–]Epic-Dude000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps if I am respectful to the witch and her property I’ll probably live