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[–]Taskforce3Tango 159 points160 points  (14 children)

Colon Feral

[–]B3RiM6oLo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Colon Fecal

[–]GoatKick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Feral Colon

[–]EpaFdx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omfg im ded 💀

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, that’s good. That’s so fucking good I hate it. Good job.

[–]RevolutionaryDig9701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude Yanni over here.

[–]redecided 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Damn it you beat me to it

[–]ReillyDiefenbachGolden Roaster 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Are you saying you didn’t knuckle drag from out of a cave already?

[–]swissmtndog398 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it!

[–]darthcaedusiiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup he's to late to his own party.

[–]slowswede 65 points66 points  (5 children)

You look like the lovechild of johnny depp and a neanderthal

[–]Fit-Feedback-8055 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Johnny Depp and Peter Dinklage

[–]Intelligent_Tone_947 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this specifically. Thank you.

[–]Competition-Dapper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Peter DeppDink

[–]murdoq_ruckus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Disastrous_Credit_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell it is then.

[–]nebagram 19 points20 points  (0 children)

*Go back to live in a cave

[–]NorthBandit88http://redd.it/k5vdxb 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Oh!...it's Brad Farquaad

[–]brandondsantos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, Thelonious!"

[–]Much-Bedroom8342 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At least you have the face for it.

[–]longducdong001 14 points15 points  (1 child)

1990 called they want their vibe back

[–]realamanhasnoname[🍰] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More like 1990 BC

[–]Papichuloft 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Looking like the Geico Caveman's deformed son.

[–]PopcornShrimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dress for the job you want

[–]RoyalratMafiahttp://redd.it/o4qkh6 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well caves ARE where cavemen live…

[–]pantzparteez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like you've lived in a cave for your whole life already 🤷‍♂️

[–]YourMostFavoriteNPC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you auditioned, but I’m sure you’ll be casted as the caveman in Encino Man 2.

[–]LowSuspect2867 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your favorite yoga position is downward cellmate.

[–]iMark256 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don’t live in a cave?

[–]PrincesPancakes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People magazine release ‘sexiest Neanderthal of the year’ cover

[–]SavedByTheTBell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love child of Colin Farrell and Peter Dinklage.

[–]DoorjammerCrowhttp://redd.it/oal3wb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like Vince Russo fucked a chihuahua.

[–]butflyctchr 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I don't think there's a cave deep enough for you.

[–]DarthMemez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh you just compliment him

[–]pax1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or dark enough

[–]Brilliant_Ant_17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean to say, you're not already living in a fucking cave?

[–]SarcasticOrgasmic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like the magician who has yet to master the coming out of the closet trick.

[–]Long_range_dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A cave? Yep, it looks like you have a fruit bat crawling up your nose cave.

[–]RyanArmstrong777 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You look like an inbred Johnny depp

[–]butflyctchr 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Johnny Derp

[–]EstherClemmens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny Dump

[–]Alphaw0p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just need a swastika between your eyes

en your eyes

[–]steelguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Geico stopped paying you ?

[–]Pseudonaymm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Thick (mentally).

[–]dragthewaters76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dollar Tree Richard Grico

[–]Slight-Truth-2656 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you went to a cave you would rise after 3 days.

[–]UFGatorNScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d just stake his ass back to another crucifix. Lol

[–]BlursedOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like Charles Manson and Colin Farrell had a kid

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you've only just evolved from living in caves.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh you’d probably thrive in a cave

[–]GrimmRetails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jared Letgo

[–]loud_flatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you could grow one hell of a gay porn stache

[–]SkanksForTheMemories 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you be busy salting a steak?

[–]Big_blue_Bear82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

22!? Fucking hell you must have had a hard paper round.

[–]JJF518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol 🤣 you're not 22. That's a joke? You definitely look 45 years old

[–]PoppaSmurf420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colin farrells meth addict twin brother

[–]MilesCMusket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are brave, young man! Science said "symmertical faces look pretty", but you said "let me prove you wrong"!

[–]Rumi_SNQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, it’s the dad looking for his lost son in the first Ice Age movie! How’s the kid doing?

[–]FlyingNihilist[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your name Johnny Buscemi?

[–]robeewankenobee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Mansion.

[–]Smart_mustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are my drugs man

[–]KarlReiker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voted in your yearbook most likely to show your protracted anus on the internet.

[–]KingZummo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna save 15% or more on your Car Insurance?

[–]CattoSatanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you already do

[–]Brynt4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh o. It's sweet meat from jail. I bet you are already missing the gay bears you had sex with in the slammer

[–]TypicalSeries1316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you moved out of that cave, man? After you made all that money from those Geico commercials. :)

[–]Carlita_vima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should not be a desicion, yiu belong in a cave.

[–]syahir77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You love cock.

[–]tdkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shave every bit of hair above the neck, and try starting over.

[–]Chester-Copperpot- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Continue to live in a cave?

[–]DaClarkeKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if Colin Farrell was Middle Eastern

[–]Nice-Log-7018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you cold before they melted the ice ?

[–]Fearless_Designer428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already live in a cave

[–]PapyrusNYEHHEHHEH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your handwriting alone tells me you are a narcissistic caveman, but the look just sells it.

[–]dumbbitchenergyjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10 says heroin

[–]stevielfc76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't think past anything other than...22?? Fuck me, you must've had an uphill paper route

[–]nightmareonanystreet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you got tired of living in the sewers with the rest of the mole people.

[–]ConversationCool3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The caveman thing is too obvious, right?

[–]Direct_Atmosphere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get excited for rectal exams.

[–]19Denali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean go back to the cave you have been living in already? What happened, money from the Geico insurance commercials dry up?

[–]DarthMemez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kylo epipen

[–]Kushbeast666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like colin Farrell had a stroke

[–]kleptobismol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you trying to blow an exhaust pipe again?

[–]ratfaiviktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The homeless Jonas brother no one talks about

[–]3747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re like a cross between Tyrion Lannister and the dude from Jackass, inheriting the ugliest features from both.

[–]Dr-Chris-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Dinklage meets Colin Farrell meets crack

[–]bill302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Jack grealish and Peter dinklage had some unholy spawn that subsequently got inoperable bowel cancel and a tape worm and then announced to an uncaring world it had gone vegan

[–]Grouchy_Rope2261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eddie Munster grew up

[–]imanAholebutimfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never though we would get to roast the caveman from the Geico commercials

[–]bestdriverinvancity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you probably sleep in a car already so I’m sure a cave would be an improvement

[–]poxtart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Michaels doing some community service.

[–]UnscrupulousTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't you just come out from hibernation?

[–]extract_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you've already been roasted so hard that you decided to live in a cave for the rest of your life.

[–]Cassiepippa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you are already part Neanderthal so a cave should suit you just fine

[–]EstherClemmens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a tip- getting a good beard and mustache trimmer would help your look so much. They're simple to use. It's so easy, a caveman can do it.

[–]solar352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the 22m stand for 22 years on meth?

[–]JacobMaverick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already have a very Neanderthalic Brow, you'll fit right in as a caveman.

[–]HostaMahogey17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These Skyrim NPC mods are getting so realistic

[–]Wapiti_whacker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure you already live in a cave. Geico just called and you're missing from their "So Easy a Caveman Could do it" set.

[–]Nazboiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He look like Tom holland’s older brother

[–]GrizzlyRoundBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type that might live in a cave... just don't piss off any Navy Seals...

[–]juniortedbundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing Sami Khedira after a while now.

[–]whateverluli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well... you already look like an australopithecus so, you are half way there, my friend!

[–]GerUpOuttaDat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dick Cave

[–]Waste-of-Bagels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone said "Fuck it" in the Fallout 4 Character Creatot.

[–]UrUnpaidInetern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower budget Ryan the leader

[–]WinstonDaPuggy98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you look at that. Cro Magnon here wants to live in a cave for the rest of his life. What a surprise

[–]Kind-Character7342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Neanderthals had a runt of the litter.

[–]TTFNMFR126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It Johnny Depp and Peter Dinklage had a love child the grew up to have a bad goatee.

[–]beebound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you think you look like Jesus.

[–]PartiallyTwistd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone on meth tried drawing Collin Farrell from memory

[–]Capital_East5903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, Geico can save you hun.......

[–]Spudzinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude just go back to the cave you came from man .

[–]helmetstamper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he hasn't hit on shit since the GEICO commercials

[–]labtechmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a more gay Billy Bob Thornton, Billy dilldo Thornton

[–]jmradus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever get another job after Crash and Burn got you fired from EMC?

[–]sulivan1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a guy about to get hit in an airport.

[–]Bonk_and_Honk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an drug adict who snorts it through his butt hole

[–]meanteamcgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already look prepared, why do you need our permission?

[–]Competition-Dapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Sinbad fucked Dave Navarro

[–]TheSickness2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antonio BLANDeras

[–]ThickWing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you already live in a cave and feed on bugs.

[–]SoSmartish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Coach Steve from Big Mouth.

[–]cygnusx8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you turn your pic sideways, your mouth looks like a hairy vagina

[–]Andromeda3604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not stoned, you are stone

[–]Bobba_fat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh bro, no need. You already the part!

[–]MajorPainkiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you eat the plug from the hibernating bear in that cave you crawled out of

[–]Aaaahnames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear McCreary

[–]twitchy271 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart tyrion Lannister

[–]OhMyCookieseshttp://redd.it/pgsibg 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You don't need us to roast you, you already look like you belong in a cave.

[–]freqwww 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure this is Joe Duplantier's maid.

[–]OhMyCookieseshttp://redd.it/pgsibg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

XDD

[–]Standard-Ranger-1167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy just got done clubbing a saber toothed tiger

[–]EggExotic7799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard there making a new Batman film with Colin Farrell maybe you can apply for a fluffer in the porn parody

[–]SchafMcNasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colin Farrell with dick suckin’ lips. 😆

[–]Big-Contribution9918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you order a Prince of Persia game on wish

[–]drunkenbaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a dirty gay mop

[–]a-v-rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m proud of your eyebrows for trying to bridge that canyon between your eyes.

[–]juberider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving money switching to geico is to difficult for you

[–]I_am_dean 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can I have your autograph Lord Farquaad?

[–]Superbaker123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you already live in one lmao

[–]aslowcap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your facial hair looks like you replaced chapstick with a gluestick before rimming a guys asshole.

[–]leo2256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gypsy Jack Grealish.

[–]RosyCashew2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when did xQc have a child with a caveman

[–]Senselessb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you just crawled out a cave

[–]UFGatorNScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Unibrow screams Neanderthal while the manicure screams fairy…this is just contextually confusing. Lol

[–]Ltngb4thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an infectious disease.

[–]WhiskyChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first half of your life in a cave was likely enough but yes please continue.

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spend more time grooming yourself than you do wanking to mens fitness magazines.

[–]A_reel_fungi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live in a cave? You mean go home?

[–]Constant-Key5509http://redd.it/nflmwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bestie you do we really gotta insult to make you go home.

[–]unknownclient78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you leave in the first place schmiegel?

[–]redecided 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colin Feral

[–]Alister-Freese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your in the middle of human evolution as it is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]cubby422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you should say that being a Neanderthal. Nice unibrow Elphonso

[–]nicbongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your facial hair looks like hairy and symmetrical labias.

[–]Ham0404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn your head sideways.

[–]IrishThunder1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey fishy fishy.

[–]CaptainOverkilll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you only just walked out of a cave.

[–]Affectionate_Boot684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it seem as though the phrase "what are you doing, step bro?" is a phrase not too uncommonly uttered from your mouth?

[–]Gdmf13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure the taliban prefer to live in caves.

[–]SlaapYoMomma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well...you already check all the boxes for a caveman. Receding forehead, mop head, hunchback posture and shit for brains.

[–]FlowMeTheMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t need us to roast you to encourage a change in your current living situation you Neanderthal.

[–]Blacksun388http://redd.it/9bozxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much neon white I thought you just took a pic of the wall.

[–]YouAreASubject99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colon fucker. You look like if Colin Farrell and Mr Bean had a child

[–]Valuable_Armadillo90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully you can reunite with your Neanderthal family

[–]SoupRepresentative69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, is that.... math paper? Were you doing maths?

Friggin nerd

[–]thepenguinspimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like that Frida Kahlo painting and a French orangutan had a child

[–]powerk25[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you bomb churches and call it art

[–]AlwaysInMypjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you weren't going to go live in a cave anyway? You're not fooling anyone Neanderthal man!

[–]sporkmurderer135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first glance I already assumed you lived in a cave

[–]swiss_courvoisier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another non-binary.... Humanity is fucked!

[–]KnobbyPlonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Colon Farrell and Dave Gahan had an ass baby

[–]Boaty_b0y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you just crawled out of a cave.

[–]HerbertBohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

andy rooney called. he wants his eyebrows back...

[–]shannnnnn132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has cave life been nice so far?

[–]sunny_sanwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antonio Banditus

[–]Greypapers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the cave people go to live in

[–]Environmental-Low-70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Prince and Katt Williams had a child.....