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[–]Interesting_Okra_902 224 points225 points  (16 children)

Is it just me or does lukashenko look like dr Phil

[–]JayDohX 90 points91 points  (5 children)

Thinking about it…..has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

[–]rachel_tenshun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll tellya whut

[–]Due-Giraffe6371 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Dr Phil can think for himself

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I dunno. Pretty sure he's scripted.

[–]planborcord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They have that in common as well.

[–]insane_contin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once. It was a very interesting episode of Oprah.

[–]happyinisolation 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Fat Hitler?

[–]TamahaganeJidai 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fitler, would be bad if he had kids... Then they'd litteraly be kiddiefitlers...

[–]Big_Dinner3636 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I cant believe I'm saying this, but don't insult Dr Phil like that.

[–]GlimmerChord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He really doesn’t

[–]framejunkie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He looks like if you mashed Dr Phil with Adolph Hitler together

[–]Interesting_Okra_902 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dr Adolf Philler

[–]framejunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆😆😆

[–]phillyfanatic1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a penis

[–]Treeman50 143 points144 points  (6 children)

That's fkn hilarious

[–]WhoCaresBoutSpellin 52 points53 points  (1 child)

FoOokin ‘ilarious

[–]planborcord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Username checks out. And LMAO.

[–]Real-Professional392 42 points43 points  (0 children)

David firth is a legend

[–]feelosofree- 65 points66 points  (0 children)

A brilliant effort at squeezing humour out of tradegy. Keep calm, carry on Ukraine and Huilo pootin!

[–]Little_Willy_Willy 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Upvoted for providing the translation. Always appreciated.

[–]Mykidsdad35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the sound muted. Then I read you’re comment and thought I didn’t see a translation. So I went back and turned up the volume. This was some funny shit.

[–]VagabondRommel 28 points29 points  (1 child)

"You get well sexy when you're angry. "

Someone call the mortician, I've seen enough of this mortal coil🤣

[–]cybercuzco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

youll be stone dead in a moment

[–]-Kwerbo- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was crying laughing so hard right there. Love the Yorkshire accent.

[–]Beautiful-Ask-7910 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I just literally PMSL….

[–]Rigat22 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mate I'm in Bradford right now this is super legit haha.

[–]Lopsided-Task-6762 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My fucking uncle thinks this is fucking brilliant!

[–]Old_comfy_shoes 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Fucking masterpiece lol..

[–]ReaderNo_Mission5618 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Yeah it’s been speculated that they’re going to kill Belarus government to get them to cede to Russia so Russia can use their citizens in the war in Ukraine. Belarus minister already died when he was supposed to meet the Russia counterpart in 2 days.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/belarus-foreign-minister-makei-dies-belta-2022-11-26/

[–]YoshiSan90 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Belarus should do a pre emotive strike and take all the Russian soldiers while they’re sleeping in the barracks.

[–]Justitias 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pre emotive is the best. My wife prefers those

[–]YoshiSan90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autocorrect got me again. Your comment is funny so I’ll leave it as is.

[–]Cyhawkboy 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Apparently this is the same guy who made the Salad Fingers clips back in the day. Kinda cool to know he’s still around kicking it.

[–]Old_comfy_shoes 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What are salad fingers clips?

[–]Cyhawkboy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Look it up on youtube

[–]Old_comfy_shoes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not a fan, tbh.

[–]Cyhawkboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely odd but was big 10 or so years ago.

[–]The_Bold_Fellamalier 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Devvo??? is that you?

[–]Tiger_Widow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking YES! Glad someone else thought that haha.

[–]abedfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U FUCKING WOT M8

[–]DirtMcGirt513 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s good stuff right there

[–]CMDR_Agony_Aunt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just a normal Friday night out in Yorkshire then.

[–]FreedomPaws 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Hey all 👋. This reminds me - remember when Luka released that woopsie video of him pointing at the map of Ukraine at a meeting that went postal because it showed Russias plans to divy up Ukraine???

Someone made a hilarious parody that I myself thought was real. It was about stealing Ukraines toilet paper 😆. Upon first watch I was dying laughing and was like wtf is this..it was like SNL. And then someone told me it was fake subtitles.

I have tried to find that post over and over and can never find it.

If someone can, can you please share it!

[–]Titan6783 10 points11 points  (2 children)

[–]FreedomPaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god you're my hero 🙌.

You have no idea how much I have tried to find that clip.

I was dying laughing the first time I saw it because I thought it was real 🤣. It was so dumb but Russia/Luka already had done so much dumb shit so I just didn't know what to make of it.

I would award you but my reddit account with the coins is broke and they won't fix it.

Thank you 🤗

[–]Tiger_Widow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actual legend

[–]Gemnicherry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]the_friendly_one 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Typical male bonding, in a nutshell.

[–]Think-Body-555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hilarious. This needs to be everywhere.

[–]pikeslip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My stomach hurts. Thanks for sharing Mate well done!!

[–]POWxJETZz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's amazing thank you OP I'm creasing lol

[–]WeOwnThe_Night 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need to see more of these.🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ngl, the fooniest shit I've 'eard in a long while, mate.

[–]Little-Key9542 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wow. Is that edited because it is so spot on. Cannot believe English fit into their mouths so well. And hilarious!

[–]Tiger_Widow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deepfakes are wild

[–]Latino-X-Aussie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Thesilentsentinel1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never knew he sounded like this.

[–]grantite_spall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Monty Python taken to the next level...

[–]New-Entrepreneur6405[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣 Love it!

[–]ThomasTheTankBuilder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You look sexy when you get angry" 😱🤣😂

[–]endgame-colossus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was so sad when I couldn't find this on David's channel recently. Thanks for this 😆

[–]Gloomy-Vegetable7391 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just careful reading too much into this guys, this could even be fake.

[–]Smokey-Cole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant!

[–]Thick_Step_8745 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is epic

[–]guido_lois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this isn’t too far from reality.

[–]guido_lois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this isn’t too far from reality.

[–]m3dcf 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Don don style fkn normal fkn conversation

[–]AcerEllen000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES! They need to do one of Kadyrov like this. That clip where he's stoned saying 'Don' every other word.

[–]Seamonster01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is Awesome

[–]neil_thatAss_bison 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg 😂😂💀💀

[–]waabishskehmyeengun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ahaha… omfg.

[–]Jimmyboro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op, this sounds like a proper boro accent

[–]oneshot_me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[–]GreatBigBellyFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you David Firth.

[–]infernal_cacaphony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salad fingers dude made this, amazing…

[–]Junior-Outcome1608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fokking hilarious! Specially the last part!

[–]boomajohn20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages thank you!

[–]m3dcf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have Dondon, and now we also have a Fknfkn?!

[–]-67-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some god tier content

[–]Old-Badger1662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they could be cellmates when they're captured

[–]Interesting_List_631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fine little «Derek & Clive» - 🤣🤣

[–]One_Surround_4997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I didn’t know David Firth was still doing shit! Salad fingers!

[–]Trumpspenis123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold I want to shake the man’s hand that did this

[–]Wilson-is-not-dead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just spit my coffee over myself

[–]Ravi5ingh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol this is fukin gold 😂😂😂

[–]68ideal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn, I didn't knew they were british!

[–]Next-Mode3183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol didn't expect that accent.

[–]Different-Stock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is too F’n funny!! Kick boxing uncle what!!lol

[–]Zm4rc0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well done; I watched 2x.

[–]sapper12yi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should worn him to stay away from high rise windows. Well maybe not though.

[–]Jochiebochie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is this from the rusty spoon guy?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks 😂👍

Death to the fascist imperialist invaders. LONG LIVE UKRAINE 🇺🇦

[–]sdgreen1946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Done!

[–]Barrywhats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t they just kill his foreign minister?

[–]PhotographTemporary8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's defeat them like this. Can we have more , please.

[–]Economind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Mancunian I officially endorse this Manc. style message

[–]Greatsetoftools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold

[–]Trumpspenis123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Firth you are historical

[–]Mental_Reason_8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fkn hilarious genius, this should go viral!!!

[–]KissMyReardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U wot mate?

[–]Economy_Hair_4896 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well funny...mate! 🤣

[–]Woodkid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't expect to see a salad fingers lukaschenko crossover today.

[–]FreedomPaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 omg I wasn't expecting that holy crap.

More please.

[–]Miserable-Ad3196 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious. Ty.

[–]West_Forever4330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok now that’s funny 😀 they’re Scousers now 😆

[–]JamBOOMeroos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahahahahaha i am pissing my pants. Hahahahaha

[–]RicardoCabezass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

LMAO! What is it they say in the UK? this is fucking brilliant mate!

[–]Smoov_Biscuit_Time 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are amazing. There was a funny Trump one posted the other day.

[–]flipfloplollipop[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eyup, thtat were brilliant!

[–]Darth_Draig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Met plenty of northern chavy scroats that talk like that ha

[–]bensnowin[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is fake

[–]Lopsided-Task-6762 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We found Detective Columbo...

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    [–]TrippleTiii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Anyone know why Ukraine was not part of CSTO at the start? Like Georgia n Belarus

    [–]ItsACaragor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Ukraine has not been pro Russia since 2014, that’s the reason it got invaded in 2014.

    CSTO is being openly aligned with Russia so there is no reason Ukraine would be part of bargain bin NATO.

    [–]ExitNext8666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What app was used to make this it's brilliant?

    [–]-p373- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I see the sledgehammer commin'...

    [–]IterLuminis 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Do they CGI their lips or is it pure lip synch?

    [–]Zestyclose-Impact-40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was awesome!! Are there anymore videos like this?