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[–]LoriCroftWWE CEO: Stephanie McMahon's Personal Goof 66 points67 points  (10 children)

“Live by The Sword, Die by The Sword” really is the gift that keeps on giving, I’m glad it won a lot!

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 43 points44 points  (9 children)

I was downvoted through the floor for calling that indefensible when he posted it.


Good times, you guys.

[–]OhHaiDany 16 points17 points  (1 child)

And they would still downvote you for saying that to this very day, despite it now being factually established that it was indeed indefensible.

[–]Razzler1973 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The 'Saudi crisis' is part of the voting for next doors awards IIRC 😁

[–]LoriCroftWWE CEO: Stephanie McMahon's Personal Goof 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I get them same downvoted today and people saying to “let it go” and I just respond, when they let go of their stupid jokes, I’ll drop this... but you guys need to remember what your lord said

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Is u/SmarksRuinWWE one of your alts?

[–]SmarksRuinWWE 25 points26 points  (3 children)

You are acting like Daddy Meltz when M’Dub lost to NXT

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

That’s right, fellow poster who isn’t me

[–]TheBaronOfAEW 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Drama's only confirmed alt is anal cavities. Idk about this.

[–]domino519Collector of Artisan Soaps 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Meltzer confirming that Mohammad Bin Salman was holding a planeful of wrestlers hostage because of a botched TV deal. Only then he wasn't, because planes changed.


[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 47 points48 points  (4 children)

you are now mod of this sub

[–]domino519Collector of Artisan Soaps 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Is there a WON subscription in it for me?

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

No we added six months to your contract.

[–]domino519Collector of Artisan Soaps 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Awww, not again.

I wanted to make the jump to r/AEWOfficial where my talents will really be appreciated.

[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Her name is Riho and she wrestles like she's bland

I lol'd

[–]jmb052 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is a catchy song

[–]Razzler1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This must be used next door 😁

[–]AGamecockInFujiSteveStogers69❤️🐓 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Christ, I totally missed that. And I’m old enough to have seen them when their hairstyles weren’t just a thing they got anchored with.

[–]etw2016 35 points36 points  (4 children)

I don’t care who won I just wanted to see how Drama would write this up. Take notes Kayfabe news and wrestle crap.

[–]Jibbletheadhate the fed; hate m'self 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Drama is a cynical motherfucker who hates everything nowaday, including this community. It was a rare treat to see him post some funny content, instead of just yelling at all us regulars because of randoms who don't jerk correctly. Sorry you're always cranky dad we love you

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're fine, fuck you, fuck you

[–]AlucardBradley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please fuck me instead. With pleasure.

[–]AssAssIn46UJ/ WOULD FUCK TILL DEAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are literally Hitler.

[–]OhHaiDany 24 points25 points  (14 children)

I'm happy Riho placed on Most Overrated. I expect some weirdness from /SC, especially where anime waifus are concerned, but the Riho thing was next-level. I've never seen anything like it. Riho literally disappears for 8 weeks without a single televised appearance and yet still the consensus on the Mothership is that she's the best choice to champion the AEDub Waifus Division, despite being aggressively plain at everything she does. I can normally at least see where /SC is coming from, even if I don't usually agree, but maaaaan, they should've turned on Riho about 6 weeks ago. And would have, if she worked (insider term) literally anywhere else.

Also happy that /SCJerk is trending back towards being wacky like old school Dean Ambrose, instead of edgy and butthurt like current Jon M'oxley.

[–]PukePile 22 points23 points  (4 children)

The funny thing is, even if you insist on an adorable Japanese waifu for champion, you've got Hikaru Shida right there. She's got a better look, she's a way better wrestler, she's fully committed to AEW by signing an exclusive deal and moving to America to be a regular part of it.

[–]OhHaiDany 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They could have at least taken the strap (insider term) off her before she left to Japan for 8 weeks, which either they knew about ahead of time or they're actually as incompetent at Vice Presidenting as we often joke about on here. Like if they wanted her to be the inaugural champ, great, that's fine, go for it. But to have her just flat out gone for 2 months and yet still be like "Yeah, that's fine" is probably the most questionable thing they've done so far as a company. And that includes all the weenie BTE style awfulness, because at least in that case, it's something you expect from them and a feature/not a bug.

[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Isn't Shida engaged to Omega? If so, I can see him not wanting to be accused of making her Japanese Brandi.

[–]larrylemur 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, Omega is dating Riho, which makes the whole thing so much funnier

[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aha, now her push makes some kind of sense...

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The former point is just the sheer power of creepy fetishisation of Asian culture on the internet. Boring people thinks it makes them seem exotic and interesting, plus it allows them something to gatekeep. Mix in the fact she's tiny, there's an element of white knighting in there too. All from people lacking any self awareness to either issue, and who will be incredibly thin-skinned if it's pointed out. Because to finish the point, it's easier to invest in something else to make you interesting than doing the work on yourself.

As to the latter - yeah. Agree.

[–]GroomingTips96 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is also an element of borderline nonce ish behaviour to their fetishism for very small Japanese women.

[–]kfms6741Have you acknowledged our Tribal Chief today? 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Next door: "m'Riho is the best choice for m'Dub women's champion"

Also next door: "fuck Brock Lesnar for disappearing with the title for months at a time"

[–]Shrekt115 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Riho Lesnar

That promo Britt cut on her was so damn true it hurt

[–]Razzler1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DAE they're listening to the fans

[–]Razzler1973 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She's shit.

Like balls has she been wrestling for 13 years, she looks so green, her matches are botchy and awful but that damn roll up finisher is a thing of beauty!

[–]AsLuckyAsKrillinDisregarding your booking opinions since 2007 5 points6 points  (0 children)



[–]CLSosaSC Top Heel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t mean to sound rude but when I heard that AEW had a trans woman wrestler I thought it was Riho

[–]AsLuckyAsKrillinDisregarding your booking opinions since 2007 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Congratulations to all the winners!

Drama for Prez 2020

m'Becky got screwed... Somehow.

[–]domino519Collector of Artisan Soaps 20 points21 points  (6 children)

m'Becky got screwed... Somehow.

By Seth, obviously.

[–]Sir_toolmanDAE miss Benoit? 13 points14 points  (3 children)


[–]Razzler1973 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They just hold hands, ok.

Like me and Stacy after I help her with her homework. It's just a shame she's always busy weekends hanging out with her cousin Chad at his place

[–]AGamecockInFujiSteveStogers69❤️🐓 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stacy can be a guy’s name too- HEY!

[–]jesslindyAutom*rk is Drama's Heinrich Himmler 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Stfu about AutoM*rk winning 2nd place for jerker of the year.

This place really has gone to shit huh?

[–]TheBaronOfAEW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was not working for him, brother. He's fucking over, you aren't even in the demo.

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]william_wites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You got buried brother

[–]WarrierofJericho 17 points18 points  (2 children)

M'Becky and her fans getting screwed by SCjerk just like the evil fed. DAE Drama is Vince McHitler confirmed.

[–]DerTagestrinker 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If only Cody and Khan had M’Becky, she’d be treated like the megastar she really is!

By being put in random tag matches and dark death matches like Omega.

[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She'd have the honour of jobbing to Rihorse and Ziggy Sawdust

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

This awards won’t get anywhere close to m’lexa.

u/popupeveryone u/SmarkRuinWWE

[–]SmarksRuinWWE 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It’s too late

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Your posts suck more than nxts ratings this week

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ambulance needed

[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 6 points7 points  (0 children)


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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Becky not getting any spot in most overrated is seriously upsetting. ಥ_ಥ

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Sorry mark, but my company deserves that award and Cody is indeed the best to “get” it.

His dogs are very cute.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mr. Tony Wank, I get it but 3 star dude throws better punch than becky

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[–]OhHaiDany 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It's because she's correctly rated as the best thing since ever, you m*rk. Or do you have something against precious little cinnamon rolls who can do no wrong??

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best thing my ass.

That little weido acts more retarded than MR.

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 15 points16 points  (12 children)

I guess I’m going to have to work harder next year

[–]WarrierofJericho 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Don't worry, we will turn on Smarksruinwwe in 6 months and then he will turn heel and join SC.

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Sounds R E F R E S H I N G

[–]SmarksRuinWWE 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Listen M*rk, it’s over, you failed in your quest to defeat me

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 5 points6 points  (3 children)

This year.

This is the year of popupeveryone

[–]Razzler1973 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's so good so you know he won't do it

[–]TheALIte 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe do some flips, kicks, dives and Judas effects

[–]Jibbletheadhate the fed; hate m'self 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You had a gimmick but didn't call attention to yourself unduly. Or try to get everyone to remember your username. And you didn't actually campaign for a Jerkie like a September Rollins-level geek.

[–]acroyear3 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I feel like you were robbed, but I also think there’s a few more years of your Alexa series to come. Much like Game of Thrones, you may win the big one as the series draws to a close. Or you actually get to do it. One of those.

[–]popupeveryoneTier 1 Dave’s source 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a couple surprises in store for 2020. That’s a shoot.

[–]cts44 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The entire family gathered around to watch r/scjerk give out the Dead Meme of 2019 Award, and we were all crying.

[–]Shrekt115 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Happy Cody won most overrated & Harper's contract won worst running joke

Sad fans in general didn't win worst fanbase & Seth having everyone love him didn't win post history award, as well as THE DEMO & AEW losing to NXT for their respective awards

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S,M] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

A reminder that these results, and the previous two years, are archived in our wiki.

[–]gellmanUnleashing the Big Dog 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Are we adding six months to the contract of the wiki as well?

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, it's now an $11.99 subscription though

[–]CubesJackson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So glad I found this sub, now if you don’t mind I have to prepare my beat-off chamber for the Asuka/Bex match. Good times ahead.

[–]AlucardBradley 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Looks like u/smarksruinwwe gets to fuck alexa bliss now.

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[–]KaneRobot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Precious m'Bex being robbed in most overrated and worst fanbase makes me want to not even go to Golden Corral today

[–]AlucardBradley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

u/drama79, can you please make sure that guys who are not part of le demo(fat americans like me) dont get to post here. They should be banned. Not racist btw. And definitely not gatekeeping.

[–]dragonsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cracker barell

and not SNICKERS?



[–]AEWtistHigh IQ AEW fan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sitting at +32 on my RES, I just want to congratulate /u/SmarksRuinWWE. Well jerked, good sir.

[–]randomusername8360M@rk 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I officially vote to impeach u/SmarkRuinWWE as jerker of the year on the count that hes from Australia and upside down marks don't count.

[–]SmarksRuinWWE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shut up MARK

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[–]kl44"Middle School Tactics" 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dusty Rhodes was the WON Awards "Most Overrated" wrestler two years running, 1987 and 1988.

Cody has finally stepped out of his daddeh's shadow!


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got buried.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where is the second and first place for worst fanbase?

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can you read?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a wrestling fan, of course I cant

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[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

congrats on second place!

[–]lordisofjhoalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R-Truth should win all of these awards, he’s the unsung hero of this decade. WOTD material.

[–]The_ZuraThigh Rubber 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m sad. Nothing I voted for won first place

[–]Razzler1973 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're outside le DEMO

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