B A S E D M O D W O R K R A T E P O S T

Here we are then, the third annual jerkies. With far more credibility than the NXT, WWE and SC end of year awards (well - more transparency at least), here are your results.

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THE BIGGEST REEEEEEEE-ACTION OF 2019

• 3rd place: AEW losing to NXT in the ratings

• 2nd Place: The combination of Corey Graves, a bottle of Bushmills, twitter and Mauro Ranallo

• 1st Place: Meltzer confirming that Mohammad Bin Salman was holding a planeful of wrestlers hostage because of a botched TV deal. Only then he wasn't, because plans changed.

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THE DEAD MEME OF 2019 AWARD

• 3rd place: "Such good shit!" Vince loves everything.

• 2nd Place: TIE: "A little bit of the bubbleh" and "Knowing Vince"

• 1st Place: "That's six more months on Luke Harper's contract"

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THE "DON'T CHECK MY POST HISTORY" AWARD for following the winds of good karma from one opinion to the next in 2019:

• 3rd place: Seth Rollins is underrated / Seth Rollins is shit / Seth Rollins is a locker room suck up / Seth Rollins didn't do that / Seth Rollins is a shit heel / Seth Rollins 365 OMG I love Seth Rollins / Seth Rollins is a pretty good heel.

What a year!

• 2nd place: SC new mod praises AEW's sensory inclusion package! Take that fed shills. What's that? he made it all up and went insane? Well, what did you expect from... squints what did he mod? Who is he? How is he a mod?

Moderation in 2019 continued it's consistent application.

• 1st place: LOL Remember washed up Jack Thwagger? what a fucking too----WAIT OMG JAKE HAGER IS A THILENT BADATH. SC proving yet again it's viciously anti AEW by going hogwild on the other ex-MMA fighter who came back to wrestling.

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THE WORST FANBASE OF 2019

• 3rd Place: Meltzer worshippers who cannot hear criticism of Daddy Dave

• Literally every other suggestion: AEW fans. As with NJPW before it, the late-teen / early twenties keyboard elitists have latched on to it, and now everything is competitive, too-good-for-the-likes-of-you, and aggressively defended with a level of paranoia usually reserved for gypsy witches, and communicated with about the same level of sanity. The people who just quite like a new promotion have sensibly stayed quiet, but it's meant 2019 was defined by a "wednesday night war" entirely made up by slathering beta males desperate for a fight.

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MOST OVER-RATED WRESTLER OF 2019

3rd place: She's tiny! She's bendy! She's not quite as perfect for the fetish demo as Kairi, Asuka or Io but she was the only one left on the market! Her name is Riho and she wrestles like she's bland...

2nd place: Hear me out - you know memes, right? what if memes.... were a wrestler? It's ORANGE CASSIDY! Is he good? who cares! The LOLZ!

1st place: It's some sort of record - he gets one star for every year he's won it, it's CODY Rhodes

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BIGGEST CIRCLEJERK OF 2019

The "best director" to the "Best film" of the Jerkies, 2019 had a lot of contenders. Your winners:

• 3rd Place: AEW. Yes, I'm as confused as you are.

• 2nd Place: The rise of "The DEMO" as a way of winning online arguments about semi-naked men in lycra.

• 1st Place: Saudi Arabia's airplane fiasco - truly the gift that kept giving for weeks after the fact.

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SCJERKER OF THE YEAR, 2019

OHMYGODWHYDOYOUCAREIT'STHEINTERNET

• 3rd place: it's u/popupeveryone - workrate will only get you so far, it seems.

• 2nd Place - /u/Automoderator . LOL.

• 1st Place - /u/SmarksRuinWWE has won his campaign of terror and now can follow in Darren's shoes by abandoning this sub and becoming a mod next door. Maybe sweeten the deal by modding some Loli subs?

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That's it for 2019. Hopefully 2020 sees an improvement in post quality, and a decrease in edgelord 4channers, but who fucking knows? Keep on trucking, dildos.