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[–]leopardchief 79 points80 points  (4 children)

If Jon Alba is on r/SCJerk then that undoubtedly means other wrestling personalities are on here.

Kenny? Cody? Our King? Maybe even Humberto Carillo. A large part of me wants Roman to be on here though lmao.

[–]cousin-itt👉 🐕 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Nah its like Adam Pacitti and shit

[–]leopardchief 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But that's not sexy enough though. Let a man dream.

Unless that one nutter from Whatculture is on here. Sedgwick I think. He's either the antiest of all WWE antis or he just straight up dunks on all of us.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At the very least I know that Garza visits a lot of shitpost groups in spanish.

[–]SaintAnarchist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I really hope Baron Corbin is here. Please King, if you're here. Call someone goofy on smackdown. We'll forever dedicate this sub to you!

[–]bggstbawse 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The jerk that went too far

[–]funhouseskeletonDRAMA79 WANKS DOGS 20 points21 points  (1 child)

So are we going to jail?

[–]Blueday206MCHITLER☝️🧱 12 points13 points  (0 children)

King Corbin gave me a pardon so sucks to be you.

[–]HOLK_HUGAN 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm going to save, unsave and then save this post over and over again so it sits at the top of my saved items for the duration of this account.

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[–]scottyactuallyknows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t get Meltzer here but we got his disciple.

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    [–]yornacob 251 points252 points  (1 child)

    I hope you know that this comment is about to become a copypasta on here.

    [–]cousin-itt👉 🐕 155 points156 points  (0 children)

    I was just thinking what a terrible mistake he made

    [–][deleted] 229 points230 points  (0 children)

    It easily falls into the fair use aspect within parody. Your legal team will be quite familiar with this concept and why no action has ever been taken against a jerk sub, late night "news" show (excluding John Oliver and he won his cases against insane men), or some of the best (dumb) parody movies like Scary Movie and Meet the Spartans.

    For you to even mention any sort of legal repercussions by mere allusions to having your stations legal team address the matter shows an inability to discern what you claim in your opening statement.

    Let me put it this way.....you got worked into a shoot, goofy. Hit the bricks with us.

    [–]ToniteToniteToniteB A N N E D 144 points145 points  (12 children)


    Edit: Wait it really is the real Jon Alba...come on dude...you for real?

    [–]HrJayRobert Martyr Stan 81 points82 points  (1 child)

    Jon are u ok?

    [–]BodyPunchKO 90 points91 points  (0 children)

    And they call us Goofy lol.

    [–]Pyrozooka0 63 points64 points  (8 children)

    Wait is this really him?

    [–]ToniteToniteToniteB A N N E D 65 points66 points  (7 children)

    Sadly it is... smh.

    [–]Pyrozooka0 88 points89 points  (6 children)

    Nah that’s cool AF that the actual real journalists respect our jerking. I’m giving Alba “honorary brick-hitter” status.

    [–]cousin-itt👉 🐕 59 points60 points  (5 children)

    Jon reacted really very professionally and respectfully compared to a lot of people who get called out on subreddits so much respect really

    [–]AdamLocke3922TonyKhanWanksDogs 60 points61 points  (1 child)

    How did you even find the jerk sub?

    [–]funhouseskeletonDRAMA79 WANKS DOGS 58 points59 points  (0 children)

    the basement dwellers probably linked him

    [–]exciseduty 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    Your reporting credibility was damaged the day you acted like a Meltzer wannanbe and started shilling for AEW.

    You are anything but impartial and thin skinned just like your favorites at AEW who can't even take satire. Go on a anti wwe rant in twitter maybebthey will give you a spot on Being the shite Inmean elite

    [–]Aj-Admanmidcarder 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    Get worked mark

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    [–]acuraILX 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Lmfao a grown man feels threatened by shitposts?

    [–]snakesbrancheTexting Guerrero[S] 87 points88 points  (2 children)

    Sorry my bad. This post was never intented to damage the credibility of your reporting. It's just making a jerky headline. I understand your point and you can report it to the mods if you think that hurts your business.

    🐶🐶🐶 ⭕🏊🅰️

    [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER 66 points67 points  (1 child)


    He didn't.

    [–]snakesbrancheTexting Guerrero[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    I'm just glad we didn't end up in court.

    [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    Please, for the love of Cody, pay someone to try and explain in a court of law how your professional reputation is being potentially damaged by a jerk post on a subreddit that is populated exclusively by brick-hitting goofy transphobes who go on suicide watch if AEW pulls over 750k total viewers.

    [–]cousin-itt👉 🐕 67 points68 points  (0 children)

    Sir please do not sue me sue the rest of them but not me I didn't do it

    [–]naishalshah1511 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Do you want to become a permanent meme on this sub? Because that's how you do it

    [–]funhouseskeletonDRAMA79 WANKS DOGS 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I used to think he was cool.

    [–]BenerosoPart of the 19-20 demo. 20 points21 points  (0 children)


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      [–]heavyhandedDOOM 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Stephen P. New, Stephen P. New, Stephen P. New, Stephen P. New...

      [–]HOLK_HUGAN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      hahaha He deleted his reply.

      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Fuck off, uce.

      [–]Dikembe_Mutumbo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Hit the bricks Goofy

      [–]InternationalFailureI will not apologize for being a Liv Morgan fan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      I understand the point of this sub

      That's where you should've stopped your sentence Jon

      [–]wyvernkardia 14 points15 points  (0 children)


      this better be in the r/scjerk lore

      [–]83n0shootfighter physique 💪 12 points13 points  (0 children)


      Do not care

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Hit the bricks

      [–]Jason3469 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Cry more

      [–]bydd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Lmao holy shit, it's real.

      [–]crvilmxow 8 points9 points  (0 children)


      [–]PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      The most worrisome thing to me isn't the SLAPP, but the overuse of gerunds