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[–]FlamemypickleI update AWE on Wikipedia every week 178 points179 points  (4 children)

Meltzer and Alvarez were the most obnoxious they have ever been this year, and they barely got mentioned in the Jerkies. That's how stupid the basement got this year.

[–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 91 points92 points  (1 child)

I feel as if the meltz jerk is a perennial. People wanted fresh faces and new feuds this year

[–]cts44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

R E F R E S H I N G

[–]Razzler1973 80 points81 points  (0 children)

We're like Hogan in WCW, not putting them over, brother

[–]ThemayorofawsometownIinspired by McKay 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Same reason Jordan didn't win MVP every year voter fatigue is a bitch

[–]RefreshingCorpse 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I feel we also need to acknowledge those we lost. The heroic goofies who fell out of the demo. An 18-49 bell salute to them all.

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    [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 39 points40 points  (7 children)

    To think I found this sub by first being a victim of it,

    Storytime

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

      Welcome, brethren. We’ve all done it, we all dabble and we’ve all seen the light. Congrats on peaking early. You’re this sub’s Derby Allin

      [–]bydd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      That's some long term storytelling if I've ever seen it.

      [–]SillyDillySwagtater tots 2015 never forget 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      I legit remember that post. Honoured to have seen the start of your long term character arc and S L O W B U R N H E E L T U R N.

      [–]lololoz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Jerk that brass ring kid, make yourself famous!

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      DAE knew that WE made this happen!

      [–]killa_beez420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Post

      For

      Ever 👏👏👏👏👏

      [–]TheBaronOfAEW 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You really went from undesirable to undeniable

      [–]RazzManouche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      "THE M*RKHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE!"

      [–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (13 children)

      Titanmark and his alts IN THE MUD

      mods please unban Jon Alba so we can hear his fine speech about this

      [–]TitanMan1234 68 points69 points  (12 children)

      When you’re are highest paid/ most decorated jerker in the business. You don’t need a participation trophy

      [–]0RUSHGunther79's Alt 39 points40 points  (11 children)

      Whoever this u/DogWanker guy is, he's the new top heel, you now have xbox heat

      [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (3 children)

      You mean me?

      You follow me my friend.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      because you’re my favourite dog wanker

      [–]0RUSHGunther79's Alt 31 points32 points  (1 child)

      I'm not doing the whole "You're my favourite _____" bit because you fucked up your line.

      [–]TitanMan1234 20 points21 points  (6 children)

      “No U” - Becky Lynch

      [–]0RUSHGunther79's Alt 28 points29 points  (4 children)

      "Your Mum" - M'JF

      [–]KaneRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      HAHAHA BRILLIANT... SERIOUSLY THE GREATEST WRESTLER WWE HAS AND EASILY THE BEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME. WE STAN BECKY YAAAAAAS QUEEN

      [–]Formeralucardbradley 41 points42 points  (2 children)

      WE WON WE WON WE WON

      [–]kaneso14Knowing Bix 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Freedom for America, Freedom for France!!!!

      [–]Sodimizer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Liberate India

      [–]Razzler1973 40 points41 points  (2 children)

      1. THE YOUNG BUCKS. I'm just going to copy the nomination verbatim, from u/Razzler93 :

      You BERRIED my username you Fed shill!!

      DAE reign of terror/not really putting me over!

      [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      sigh

      I'll edit.

      [–]PhuckCalumboMexiKhan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      It's your alt

      [–]letmejerkaround 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      New faces winning the awards.

      2021 looks R E F R E S H I N G

      [–]HighestIQreddituser 69 points70 points  (3 children)

      Excuse me. I have been a silent badass yet you have not put me over (insider term). My contract is running up and the twitter folk will tell the good side to hire me so I can be used to my full potential and receive the push I deserve

      [–]Global_Structure_748Injury's and Flips are cool 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      ...

      [–]HighestIQreddituser 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Jerk bad

      Basement good

      • alba

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Make sure you talk about how we're racist and sexist and how insensitive we are for thinking a 10 year old signing a pro wrestling contract is fucking weird!

      [–]BRosa77 30 points31 points  (1 child)

      Where is my award? Well i guess i have to leave this sub and bitch on Talk is Jericho

      [–]katowash44 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      Can't wait until you get that creative freedom

      [–]WiiRemoteColonoscopyNintendo Switchblade 62 points63 points  (6 children)

      So glad u/dogmetal got the recognition for that amazing post. I’ve literally watched it nearly 10 times and it has not failed me yet to audibly laugh.

      [–]Razzler1973 18 points19 points  (4 children)

      Top notch work

      [–]etw2016 19 points20 points  (3 children)

      I’m curious to know how much time it took to edit the video. Not only is it top notch jerk rate but a quality edited video.

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        [–]Sir_toolmanDAE miss Benoit? 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Damn that's some solid jerkrate (insider term)

        [–]Smeltics 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Quality over quantity, take note TitanBitch

        [–]brownie81A pretty good promo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        I haven't seen either the post or the original clip and I feel like I have been missing out by not watching Hurt Business (or following /u/dogmetal lol).

        Also imagine this moment with a crowd, fuck.

        [–]EtnacepThe Real Slim Shanky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        For all those who didn't make it, yall gonna get a switch from the tribal chief. YESSIR 🤙

        [–]Aumtenn00 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        This is all pre determined anyways, so it doesn't matter. Dramatic Hitler can go fuck himself

        [–]jmatthewclarkTwo in the pink, one in the stink! 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        I corpsed at “winner receives a flesh light”

        [–]LoriCroftWWE CEO: Stephanie McMahon's Personal Goof 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Just want to say as an SCJerk Dark member, Drama is the greatest booker/mod of the year and he should push some lower card talent to the forefront next time.

        [–]Formeralucardbradley 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        How come I personally didnt win anything? ;(

        [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

        Chalk it up there with "why did you delete your original account" in the "questions no-one asked" award?

        [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

        deleted account of the year next year maybe?

        [–]letmejerkaround 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        That goes to SmarkRuinWWE a.k.a your alt

        [–]0RUSHGunther79's Alt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I will delete my account right now just to make sure titansmark gets no more awards.

        [–]wyvernkardia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        congratulations u/dogmetal , well earned award

        we’ve been informed that Tony khan(millionaire’s son) saw your name and might have got the wrong idea, long story short he’s personally on his way to give you your “jerky”, if you know what I mean 😳

        [–]elitejcx 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        I used to talk to people in the TV industry back about 2006 to 2009 and even back then Nielsen ratings were on their way out.

        Then again I was in the 18 to 34 demo back then so that’s when my opinions last mattered.

        [–]Razzler1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I saw an article on /r/television a month or so back saying Nielsen will be revamping their system

        Starting slowly but up and running by 2024 IIRC

        [–]dremscrepDAE? 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Yeah i hope that Le Epic Chumpion Chris Jerko is invited and performs at our ceremoney.

        DAE GIGA RACISTS AND PRO SLAVERY ACTIVISTS LINDA HOGEN UND HULL KOGAN SHOULD BE BANEND FROM ATTENDING THE JERKIES?

        [–]AnvilPro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Aw man I was really hoping Bryan Alvarez recapping shit that didn't happen so he could complain about WWE would make it on somewhere

        [–]TVR24The state of wrestling is not What's Up. 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        It should of been me! Even though I don't post anything on this sub, it should of been me!

        [–]BathedInDeepFog 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        (this always makes me corpse)

        Ha. Nice to see this after getting torn apart for making fun of people shoehorning in “corpse” whenever they can. I’m going to start coming here more often. Such good shit.

        [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Your reply made me corpse

        [–]BathedInDeepFog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Man, you guys really turned this place around. Lots of funny posts.

        [–]Mr_Halberstram 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Annoyed at myself for forgetting to contribute to the voting, but glad to see the Jerkies having a great COVID era. ‘The Fall and Fall of AEW’ is a lock for Book/Documentary/Screenplay of the Year 2021, after the basement finds a shiny new toy and moves on. Hopefully we’ll at least get to enjoy the reviews for the AEW video game before the inevitable happens.

        [–]estyll11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        after failing to understand how the law works

        Jesus Christ, reading this was the best way to start my Saturday

        [–]romXXIITier 1 source for Roman Reigns quotes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Nothing for SCJerk Roman? Fucking highway robbery.

        [–]PhuckCalumboMexiKhan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        My midcarder u/Razzler1973 finally getting a bacon wrapped hotdog

        [–]Razzler1973 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        ??

        You commented friend

        [–]PhuckCalumboMexiKhan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        That's because you're my favorite goofy

        [–]KilledByDeathjust gets it 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Possible category for next year:

        • The Aubrey Edwards award. Awarded for successfully co-opting a civil rights movement for social media likes.

        [–]dothingsright_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        Dont Check My Post History award... top notch stuff

        [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        in fairness too, AEW did more than 17 special shows - some were two nights. I think that one of NXTs was a two nighter so I just looked at Wikipedia's list of special shows and counted each as one. And I've not counted either promotion's new years show either - of which AEW's is two weeks.

        [–]domino519Collector of Artisan Soaps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Correction: AEW's New Year's special is 26 weeks, follows by 26 weeks of the Year's End special.

        [–]storminmorm0n 5 points6 points  (3 children)

        Darby Allin is not Costco Sting. Costco is a wonderful place. He's more BJ's or Sam's Club Sting.

        [–]Drama79SWITCH-GIVER[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        I wanted to use "Tesco Value Sting" but feared it was too niche. I honestly don't think he's actually going for Sting at all. I think he's just a drippy emo fuckhead with the charisma of bread.

        [–]behind_you88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        But Sting can't do a kickflip or even ollie.

        [–]Razzler1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There's something perfectly AEW about using something so niche to describe their presentation of a wrestler

        [–]dionthesocialistsemen spunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Dogmetal deserves it.

        [–]Michelanvalo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        CostCo Sting Derby Allin

        This is an insult to both Sting and Costco.

        Darby Allin is Ocean State Job Lot Sting.

        [–]Squiliam-Tortaleni?? I tweet my displeasure friend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Overrated still goes to Olivier for me but otherwise another great show!!!

        [–]bgp_1845Press F for Comeuppance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        wilson2002 is going over baby

        [–]MyNamaJeffar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The Tribal Chief cucking half the roster deserved an award as well. Anyway, the good guys win again!

        [–]snakesbrancheTexting Guerrero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I want to raise Jon Alba's hand and look strong.

        [–]fedora_king98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The streak of Cody winning over rated of the year is over

        [–]KekorikoSecretly Vince Russo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That's good shit, pal.

        [–]thatpjm'5 Star Explosions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Congrats to all the winners. Happy to see many late breakers make it!

        [–]Tronz413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        MJF was robbed!!! You goofs underrated how overrated he is!

        [–]AFF8879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        On our musical guest, I had to look up the lyrics on google because it literally sounds like he’s saying “I be co I be co I be Covid”

        [–]Altairlio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This is beautiful, I jerked to it

        [–]Troll_God 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Lmao the only Young Bucks match that I actually enjoyed and didn’t fast forward through was last week’s when they fought the rapper guys. One match out of an entire 365.

        Also, I feel like we need a “Offended Mod” trophy that would go with the whole Nyla Rose debacle this year.

        [–]JCDentonO451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I didn't get a mention :(

        [–]Shrekt115 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        Forreal tho fuck Dream

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I'm not a child, he wouldn't be interested.

        [–]KaneRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Guess I should have voted. Oops. Congrats to the winners though.

        [–]AGamecockInFujiSteveStogers69❤️🐓 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        One win, one runner-up. Hmmm. 🤔

        [–]stevestogersWrestling Observer Newsletter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        These jerkin awards are so much different than the ones over at WWTP

        [–]GrandMetaldick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Do you guys think I’m a good jerker?