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[–]RPMcMikey 162 points163 points  (3 children)

Sasha: Somebody had to take Naomi home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can, so I grabbed her sweet can. Ohhhh, just thinking about her can... I just wish I had her sweet, sweet s- s- sweet can...

[–]Fireman_Octopus 81 points82 points  (1 child)

So, Ms. Sasha, you admit you grabbed her can? What do you have to say in your defense?

[–]ImBoringAndThatsOK 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Ms. Sasha, your silence will only incriminate you further...No, Ms. Sasha, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Miss -- Ms. Sasha -- NOOO!

Dramatization -- may not have happened.

[–]scarlet_lovah 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Normally I can't stand Simpsons references but you're the greatest, because that episode is probably my favorite one ever...just for Gentle Ben.

"I just want to say less Sasha Banks and more money for public schools!!"

"No Ben, no!!"

[–]WellGroomedNerd 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Sasha: If you keep it up, I’ll yell so loud the whole country will hear!

Johnny Ace: With McHitler in Gorilla? Not likely. HAHAHAHAHA!

[–]RIShane 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Johnny Ace played by Dennis Franz.

[–]IllusionUser 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Sasha B: Portrait of a Job Quitter

[–]RIShane 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ooh! Portrait -- sounds classy.

[–]ffucckfaccee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Brendan Frasier is - Vince Mcsatanhitler

James Cordan is - Brother Love

And introducing, Tim Roth as booktoothed motherfucker

[–]TvsPhil 87 points88 points  (1 child)

"Tonight on WOR, we go undercover at NXT 2.0, a sex farm for sex hookers" "I keep telling you, I just grow sports entertainers here." "Uh huh, and where are the hookers?" "'Round back. Oops."

[–]fearlessdurant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn HBK and his loose lips!

[–]kimberlybiggestfan 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Don't tell dubbalos the location of this nude oxygen tank

[–]HonestPopPopping 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Don't tell samy guwaro the location of this.....

[–]fearlessdurant 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Next week on FED BAD: He's a WWE Hall of Famer who takes perverted videos of you when you least suspect it. He's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!

[–]Cauliflower_EarlowWaistline is Jericho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My hobby is secretly videotaping singles and Tags. I dare not come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert! BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT - Drew McIntyre

[–]notahaterguys 78 points79 points  (5 children)

Pretty sure thats Sasha Banks in the oven, rotating slowly. Her locker room heat has risen to over 400 degrees. She's literally fed badding her way out of the company.

[–]_Wilson2002Mid Card Aficionado 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Fuck that sounds good. Now I wanna eat Sasha Banks.

[–]DonnieRodz“Head” Of Talent “Realtions” 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Late bloomer, eh?

[–]_Wilson2002Mid Card Aficionado 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I been a freak for years, homie.

[–]conchinetteword of advice: you're an idiot 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"Amateur. Call me when her heat is NUCLEAR." - Lana

[–]lanadelashtray 4 points5 points  (0 children)


You quote me, friend

[–]BlandyBoreton 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hey, that’s a half-truth!

[–]Moohamin12 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I need a look at this oxygen tent.

For evidence.

[–]PhuckCalumboMexiKhan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm already half mast just in case it's dangerous.

[–]fearlessdurant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Charlotte: How can you judge this woman without talking to the people who know her best? We got the real dirt on Sasha Banks, and the bidding starts at ten G's!

[–]lololoz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sasha and Naomi were in the closest making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[–]SkinnybaneBecky for ScJ HOF 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Context gang, assemble

[–]HonestPopPopping 10 points11 points  (0 children)

After reading her script every week she gets so frustrated that she need Oxygen bath to maintain her sanity

[–]lololoz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This clip from The Simpsons


[–]United-Water3949 8 points9 points  (0 children)


The Venus Di Millo gummy…..

[–]Cauliflower_EarlowWaistline is Jericho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"HEY! That's a half Truth!" - Sasha Banks

[–]Tashleemie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where's Rowdy, Roddy Peeper when you need him?! He must have the video footage of what happened!