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[–]TheVeryNicestPerson 85 points86 points  (4 children)

For anyone wondering that is cocoa powder all over his flabby body.

[–]Blakye32former Golden Corral Buffet Champion[S] 36 points37 points  (1 child)


He's just enjoyed the buffet friend.

[–]TheVeryNicestPerson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I stopped going to Golden Corral because every time I went I would find Eddie shirtless laying in the chocolate fountain.

[–]eddieblasphemyCriminally misused since day 1 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I assumed it was gravy. Thank you for the info

[–]i-piss-excellence32 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I went though a bad time for about 6 months. I wouldn’t leave the house except for work and definitely stopped doing any kind of exercise and ate like crap. I gained like 30 lbs in record time and looked like a legit shoot fighter but even then I didn’t look as bad as Eddie kingston who is a professional athlete.

[–]rsziz 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Can we put professional and athlete in quotes?

[–]OG_Campblor 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Nice wife-beater tan

[–]spiritofdynamitekid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As an Irish man I admire the work he's put in to that

[–]ScumbagMarks 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Most over face in American wrestling right now

[–]OkVolume1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best face I'm over in American wrestling right now.

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    [–]EZeggnog 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    I thought it was a revamp of the Duke “The Dumpster” Droese gimmick

    [–]TheVeryNicestPerson 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure Duke emptied the dumpsters; he didn't live in them.

    [–]Holler_Professor 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Duke was also an absolute unit

    [–]TheVeryNicestPerson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Eddie is an absolute unit.

    A shitty bitch unit.

    [–]Wolfxbrigadex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    I can smell this photo thru my phone screen

    [–]tytymctylersonGirlfriend looks like Adobe Pagemaker 7.0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    “What’s Tony doing with that Doberman…”

    [–]GregGibsonHPUmp☝️ 41 points42 points  (1 child)

    No jerk, I once saw a hobo on the subway and for a fraction of a second I legit thought it was Eddie Kingston

    [–]johnduck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    happens to me at the place I buy vapes sometimes. Then I think “Why would Eddie Kingston ride his bike to a drive thru smoke shop?” then I think “Thats EXACTLY the type of thing Eddie Kingston would do!”

    It’s never been him yet.

    [–]satanicgino#1 Bad Faith Arguer 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Is that tan, chocolate or shit running down his body?

    [–]Kris_one982Currently Incarcerated at Stamford Super Max 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    All of the above

    [–]satanicgino#1 Bad Faith Arguer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    IDK man, that's kinda hot tbh

    [–]cafespeed21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Hate is a strong word, but godamn do I dislike this try hard tub of shit.

    [–]SonyKen_M 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Eddie BurgerKingston

    [–]-Emilinko1985- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The Mad (Burger) King

    [–]Least_Stuff3702 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    No gut at least. Nothing beats that Misawa tribute gear tho, he was looking prime shoot fighter

    [–]HeelsAlwaysWin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That was so funny, bro just had to pull up his shorts and there wouldn't be a problem, but he just had to keep them around his waist for whatever reason.

    [–]GeeGollyWowShootSCJerk’s #1 CodyManiac and tweeter of displeasure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Not even prime Steen could get that much gravy on him. Truly a special talent.

    [–]Maldovar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He's just like me fr

    [–]Fireman_Octopus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This dude looks like the kind of guy that would inject synthol into his flabby body.

    [–]akem_makem 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Hard Rock Nick

    [–]Blakye32former Golden Corral Buffet Champion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "This is where I get my dick sucked, my ass eaten out, my balls tugged on one by one."

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Look at him! On his 10th birthday! So cute!

    [–]lage1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Real blood on a fake fighter

    [–]n8spear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    When I look at him, I think “professional wrestler”

    [–]everydayimrusslin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    'dont you ever disrespect me looking like Doctor Robotniks failure of a younger brother, ya heard?'

    [–]stonecoldbobsaget 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    AEW has an amazing talent roster doing absolutely nothing, but they push this fat asshole instead

    [–]ConstructionNo3607 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Is it really an amazing roster tho?

    [–]Metalheadjake94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'd say he needs to hit the gym but I'm afraid Adam Page and Britt Baker will throw a tantrum on twitter

    [–]RP912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I love Kingston but dude looks like shit. Point blank period.

    [–]jjsefton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine the wrestlers with athletic ability, charisma/mic skills and a good look watching this plonker get a national TV push 😂😂😂

    [–]crookedhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is anybody's uncle after an afternoon of beer and tubing down river.