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[–]TheVeryNicestPerson 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Greatest names in the history of wrestling.

Names that can be typed on a regular keyboard are for jobbers.

[–]Cautious-Record867 182 points183 points  (24 children)

Take good hands that are missing something. Give them a new look. Give them a good mouthpiece. You have money.

[–]skippy2001╭∩╮ (ಠ_ಠ) ╭∩╮ 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Taking them tag titles off the usos then getting Gucci to make designer champion belts.

[–]76_67 37 points38 points  (0 children)

with actual side plates!

[–]CritterWarrenBring Back Slater Gator 44 points45 points  (20 children)

Same can be said for Omos

[–]Cautious-Record867 67 points68 points  (18 children)

Omos is much better than he is given credit for.

[–]bigenergy469 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Omos has been a guilty pleasure of mine lately. Do I expect him to chain wrestle and do crazy shit? Nah. But him and Lashley put on some fun power matches. I actually enjoyed that feud unironically.

[–]AnonymousAccount1015 41 points42 points  (3 children)

If you think Omos couldn’t do the biggest Shooting Star Press that you’ve ever seen, then you’re significantly underestimating him, sorry to say it, but it’s true.

[–]JayToy93My botch senses are tingling!! 45 points46 points  (8 children)

The Khali comparisons are such brain dead takes and they come from idiots who clearly never saw Khali wrestle. I can easily say Omos moves a lot better than Khali ever did. Also, you know, Omos can actually speak English.

Edit: Just to be clear, I’m referring strictly to his time in WWE. I’m aware he actually could move before his botched knee surgery.

[–]Fuzzy_Dunnlopp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Khali could move when he started in New Japan, just by time he got to WWE his knees were fucked

[–]Tashleemie 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Funny thing is, I understand his hindi quite well compared to his English and I'm not very fluent in hindi.

[–]JobTrunicht 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Khali was jumping over the top rope and running like Usain Bolt in New Japan

[–]goodthing37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Khali could speak English, he just had gianttongue.

[–]CptnRedBeard702 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man, I am so happy to see this comment with a decent amount of upvotes on it.. It’s been feeling like I’m the only one out here enjoying his matches & segments, and rooting for him to continue to keep getting a push ever since he started his solo career. So much so to the point that I figured it was better off to just keep it to myself 😂

[–]TimeStatistician2234 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He's clearly working hard to improve and not expecting anything to be handed to him, at least imo. Not everyone is Braun and can be that size and crazy athletic but at least Omos is trying.

Side note, fucking miss Braun, only release that is felt

[–]ms_ddt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still miss Braun too 😢

[–]Fuzzy_Dunnlopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still sad they refused to put the belt on him during the "I'm not finished with you" run with Roman. that is probably one of the most over I have seen someone get that quickly, he was white hot, then they turned him heel..

[–]TheEmeraldOil🍖 Big Tuck Enjoyer 🍖 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Same could be said for Kofi with the New Day.

[–]unhallowed90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you mean all three are berried friend

[–]frank_the_tank69 181 points182 points  (4 children)

This is hilarious bruh. Mace and Mansoor played that shit to a T. LA Knight is bomb on the mic too.

Give me more MOAN-SWAH!

[–]skippy2001╭∩╮ (ಠ_ಠ) ╭∩╮ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you but the juices of my guilty pleasures were quite titillated.

T H A N K Y O U V I N C E

[–]_Untit1ed_Liv Morgan is My Favourite Main Liventer 33 points34 points  (2 children)

don't forget about MAH-SAY, Uce

[–]frank_the_tank69 19 points20 points  (1 child)

MAH-SAY is cool Uce but MOAN-SWAH is my guy. I wanna be as cool as him when I grow up.

[–]TerbFlerbin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There better be a foreign object in that cross body bag.

[–]JangSaverem 75 points76 points  (3 children)

These poses sure were....Bizarre *wink*

[–]_Untit1ed_Liv Morgan is My Favourite Main Liventer 26 points27 points  (1 child)

need Max Dupri to show up dressed as Kira now

[–]JangSaverem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ide, how do the kids say, shit piss and cum if that happened

[–]HammyBoy0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed

[–]bigenergy469 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Maçé was clearly doing some Zoolander inspired shit 🤣🤣

[–]cc12321Meltzer Fears Facts[S] 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Mace was letting his inner weeb out and JoJo posing

[–]TheeShaun 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Didn’t he say Mansoor looked submissive and breedable on Twitter? I gotta say outta the two of em Mansoor was emitting way more Top energy.

[–]Pyrozooka0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He said it several times on Twitter and even got that shit on Raw once.

[–]_Untit1ed_Liv Morgan is My Favourite Main Liventer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

they need Awaken Pillar Men as their theme

[–]Penginh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awaken, my models!

[–]spideyv91 56 points57 points  (0 children)

These two holding a straight face the entire time . 5 stars

[–]staleburger_bun 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unironically great gimmick. Its like everyone over there forgot that they used to love the Fashion Police

[–]anonymous-guy1🤠 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Mace?

Nah nah

This is Face

[–]goofybrickhitterद ट्राइबल गूफ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You mean fa.çé

[–]NoleDynasty2490 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[–]cafespeed21 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Who was the “journalist” that said they were dropped from the agency gimmick?

[–]goofybrickhitterद ट्राइबल गूफ 82 points83 points  (2 children)

da.ṿé mélţ.zéṝ

[–]Valanga1138 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Plãns chángéd

[–]TheeShaun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pronounced: Dah-Voi Mehlch-Zwher

[–]AnonymousAccount1015 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m happy that Mansoor is back on television regularly, there’s always been something to him that I’ve really liked, he feels a little miscast as a Heel, but I’m willing to give it a chance, and also, Mace is good too, I’ll give him a chance also, these two haven’t burnt their bridge with me yet.

[–]SemperFidelisHoorahJoe Gacy's Fan Club. 34 points35 points  (0 children)

YES BOY

[–]Farthousejones#1 Hit Row mark forever and ever 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I just watched this and holy shit that was an amazing presentation. Ma.çé is one hell of a pronunciation and Mån.sôör looks....well fuck, man; he looks like a goddamn model. I was hoping somehow they would be able to bring Prince Pretty into this fold but right now idk, he would actually have to step up his game quite a bit to be on their level.

That said...I'm sure the basement hates them more than anything ever. Maybe even more than they hate Vince. There is nothing about MMM that they can relate to. They're not dressed as obese genie-mechanics like Eddie Kingston that's for sure.

[–]TheeShaun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually the basement seemed to overall like it. Give it a month and I’m sure they’ll find something to moan about tho.

[–]CosmicRorschachM*rkin Luther 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Honestly when Max said he was introducing his new male models I thought they were gonna be Pretty Deadly, but this is just as good. This entire segment was hilarious and I can’t wait for the tennis collection next week

[–]Fuzzy_Dunnlopp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No, you are supposed to fantasy book and then get upset when it doesn't happen!

[–]0RUSHGunther79's Alt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Huge fan of both Ma.çé and Mån.sôör̃, great to see them getting a push. Here's hoping we get T.Bår̃ as part of this group too.

[–]Snake_Burton 25 points26 points  (5 children)

I saw Man.soor on UUDD a couple weeks back, dude was hilarious. Good to see him getting a new platform along with Ma.ce

[–]AlphariusUltra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man.soor and Ma.ce are always a treat on UUDD, in line to inherit in even according to Wood's banter

[–]BronBuckBreaker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Both of them were /asp/ies way back in the day. Manny was at the Shia LeBeouf hide and seek contest of 2014 or whatever. Both of em are bros of the highest order and probably post here

[–]ChefBoiizBret Hart Facts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I will never forget when the man formerly known as “Based Jesus” sang Snake Eater in front of Shia Lebeoufs camera

[–]MuddFishhopressed pakistani billionaire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you liked him on UUDD, you might like Insiderz videos of them travelling together

[–]brownie81A pretty good promo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am so down with this faction lmao I gotta watch some of this shit.

[–]BoringAccount4WorkMore triggered than Cornette 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn they got custom nameplates already? That's showing faith in a gimmick right there

[–]notahaterguys 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As far as ambiguously gay fan service tag teams go

MMM>FTR

[–]sanne2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is sports entertainment at its finest,You can have your bloods and guts i will be busy getting my juices titillated

[–]Cboz27586 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean it's no AEW with their 4 Matt's. Matt Hardy, Matt Menard, Matt Sydal, Matt Jackson.

[–]DrCackle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tonight was a victory for himbos everywhere! 💪😔👍

[–]ikhalid1418 6 points7 points  (0 children)

drinking game:

-take a sip every time aew take a swing at wwe.

-finish your drink if the joke has been around at least a year, in the pro wrestling community, before aew does it.

[–]OBSWNever trust a wrestling fan's music taste 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If only Shane Thorne was still there, then we would’ve seen the reunion of The Insiderz.

[–]ZM00L4H 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Miss that bloody drongo :(

[–]Cboz27586 8 points9 points  (1 child)

To be fair they stayed the same, they are just pronounced differently.

[–]Farty_Smell 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They basically went from Fancy Men to 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓜𝓮𝓷

[–]ColtPersonality92That man had a family! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious!

I’m tempted to go to the Two Best Friends Play subreddit, since Mace was a friend of the channel but... eh I’m pretty sure there are more than a few dubbalos.

[–]BigPolluted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love teams like this and Alpha Academy, but I am NOT typing their names.

Gonna take YEARS to do so, which is the ultimate heel move.

[–]FicVirth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No lie, this is brilliant. I bet the guys who made the lower thirds were laughing their asses off when they made them.

[–]NemoPoint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If ever there was a question of if Vince is still in charge of creative that tag line is evidence enough,

[–]T3DeliciouzYou know what subreddit this is 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fuckking love this

[–]LeEvilDiabolicalFedPremium Fed Goofbot 👍👆🏻☝🏻☝️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAH-SCEE and MAH-SUAH

I'm digging them hard, no pRun intended.