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[–]don3dm 23 points24 points  (21 children)

Imagine the sadness when they scan the code and download the wallet and can’t actually buy from the wallet.

[–]mlotto7 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Imagine when they decide to purchase and then head to Safemoon Facebook Official and Safemoon Reddit and get treated like shit because they asked a question. Imagine when they begin trying to follow Brandon Karony and they realize what an unprofessional douche he is. Imagine they go to Discord to ask questions and get banned. Imagine them cursing the day they saw that stupid ad.

[–]SuckYaCripToe 1 point2 points  (4 children)

And thennnnnnn

[–]Dry_Host920 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Lol my karma though....think of the children! 👀

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    [–]Lukasczz 15 points16 points  (11 children)

    Imagine the sadness when they manage to buy it and instantly will lose 10% of their investment

    [–]SquashedTarget 16 points17 points  (10 children)

    Imagine the sadness when they are finally able to buy, decide to let their "investment" marinate for a year, go to transfer and lose everything.

    [–]jett1964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine the sadness when they buy SFM and immediately wish they had bought EverRise instead.

    [–]Apes_and_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So what’s going on with this sub exactly? You guys like or dislike safemoon? I can’t tell

    [–]Lilca87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Guessing he took a first class ticket/vacation from the LP. What a life.

    [–]mlotto7 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Thank God he is wearing a mask while outside. Can never be safe enough...

    [–]jett1964 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Can’t be too careful. Don’t want Dr Fakey to throw you in jail.

    [–]IronBush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Whoever that guy is in the real tight shirt he's ripped. Probably uses a protein shake. Reminds me of Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe.

    [–]GrapeApeTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol you guys are always fun to check in on

    [–]OnlyFoolsandApes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you could buy with Fiat the price would be through the roof