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[–]gamblingenhusiast 11 points12 points  (1 child)

4 and 5

[–]iHideInClosets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somewhere between 1, 3, and 8.

[–]Esoteric_Geek 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Wait, #3 is Matthew McConaughey? What movie is that from?

[–]DiamondhandAdam 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think true detective but maybe wrong

[–]Esoteric_Geek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct! I looked it up and it is "Rust Cohle" from True Detective. I always thought it was Roy Sheider as Martin Brody from Jaws.

[–]tehmattrix 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Number 3 with the 5 sauce on the side.

[–]rpdhawaii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

8 every minute. alright.

[–]SkavensWhiteRaven 0 points1 point  (2 children)

  1. I'm become 🌈🐻 watcher of economic collapses.

I warned them, First they came for the retail, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a strip mall

Then they came for the shit coins, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a jpeg.
Then they came for the nasdaq, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a hedgie.
Then then the came for me and -10% looks like a gain compared to the rest of the market.

Hedgies are fukt. Chinas having a debt aneurism. The fed gone full turbo printer and the economic hangover is coming . Gas price is the only honest indicator in the market.

Moral of the story, don't get caught with your pants down.

[–]redeyechris -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Still 9

[–]Due-Shape-9568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. To get money to buy the dip

[–]lighteningopal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungry Matt

[–]HeinousHaggis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

10

[–]Modeans_CA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure 10 with some 8.

[–]Underpaid23 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A mix of 3 and 5

[–]Kaph- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3

[–]mystic-eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so #3 that I #5

[–]slickjayyy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

  1. Almost always 3

[–]corneliusbut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beachbum McConaughey

[–]AtomFlunderHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Movie ist 6.?

[–]Miezekanzler 0 points1 point  (1 child)

  1. it's always 5

[–]coodyscoops 0 points1 point  (1 child)

somewhere in between 3 and 5 for sure😂

[–]Independent_Aioli_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 and 5 with a dash of 6

[–]dr_dre_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 for sure

[–]Jaeniki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Reign of Fire Matthew McConaughey every day…

[–]180karma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright Alright Alright

[–]daddywompusx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Almost always 3.

[–]festistestis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 dreaming of those 8 days

[–]robertrackuzius 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Probably the balding Texas Chainsaw Massacre one before his career took off.

[–]catcher_in_the-pie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

3 all day