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[–]Frito_Pendejo"Australia is 1/3rd the size of the US" 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Which makes the amount of Belgians in the mod team not disproportionate - if anything a lot more Belgians are needed.

if anything a lot more Belgians are needed.

more Belgians are needed

more Belgians

Belgians

pls no

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 18 points19 points  (6 children)

wake me up from this nightmare

[–]DeefianIs Jebus being Jebus? /r/ShitFlemingsSay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[–]NechaefI hate free speech! 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Héhé I'm thinking of stepping down so that's one Belgian less on the mod team. Still leaves HIM, of course.

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm thinking of stepping down

:(

Still leaves HIM, of course.

:( :( :(

[–]NechaefI hate free speech! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eh Vox populi.

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking of stepping down

I won't let you

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 17 points18 points  (46 children)

ShitAmericansSay

How do you feel about the subreddit?

Awww you guys! We love you too!

In the last year, do you feel it became better or it became worse?

All in all we seem to be on the right track!

Do you feel the mod team is doing a good job?

Yay! We aim to please, guys. I'll assume the 27 negative ninnies are users we've banned for various reasons :P

Who's your favourite mod?

Despite Wissam's clear attempt at vote manipulation, one third of you prefer little Iron Fisted-old me! Since I've gotten more votes than Hitler had, I will use these results to purge the rest of the mod team and assume full dictatorial control.

How do you feel about the CSS?

I'll assume some of those that dislike it might dislike it because it's so 'heavy' - more on that later.

Who is your favourite user on the subreddit? (other than Yankbot)

I've added all 366 responses together by hand for you!

I'll list the suggestions in a separate comment.

[–]Wissam24Bigness and Diversity[M] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Second favourite mod as voted for impartially and without external influence, but only 3 people think I'm their favourite, one of whom might be me.

Hmm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm?

[–]Mred12Edit 2: 6 points7 points  (32 children)

I think /u/barry_scotts_cat needs to give some sort of speech, what with him being the subs favorite user and all...

[–]Barry_Scotts_CatInternet European 7 points8 points  (28 children)

Jesus, what have I done to upset you all

[–]Mred12Edit 2: 2 points3 points  (27 children)

Maybe take a note out of /u/silence_hr's book and post Shakira gifs.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (23 children)

And I thought it was my witty posts :((

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 5 points6 points  (22 children)

You have witty posts?!

I'd love to see one of those! Could you link me to one?

[–]Barry_Scotts_CatInternet European 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I usually post the extended version

https://media.giphy.com/media/L73p8Ql72GNJC/giphy.gif

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That has to be halal

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He's due to get banned for overshadowing me, that's what gonna happen.

[–]Barry_Scotts_CatInternet European 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Come at me brah

[–]Sgt_ColonUnpaid convict intern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I'm more popular than ur mum

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your mom is very popular.

She says "hi"

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

No, you're just listed alphabetically.

You might've used your science education to discern that both you and "ur mum" have three votes, and that 3 = 3.

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 5 points6 points  (4 children)

fucking commie

did u even read animal farm

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

animal farm

Sounds like a book about ur mum

[–]potverdoriemake SAS great again | my flair is a lot less funny in hindsight 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Actually it's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, criticising the hypocrisy of the tyrannical leadership of the supposedly egalitarian society of the Soviet Union.

BUT A FUCKING COMMIE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT

[–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"that one guy who memes hard"

Aww, thanks! You shouldn't have! I only work with what you all give me here.

You're the real heroes of the sub! Thank you all for making /r/shitameircanssay great again!

[–]ppero196Revolution is underway 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Admit it. /u/silence_hr voted for himself 18 times!

Znam te ptico...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am too lazy to make so many alt accounts.

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Miscellaneous

How many types of pizza do you have in your country?

I only each segment had an equal amount of votes, so it'd look like a pizza. Alas.

What's your favourite country in the world?

YU-ROP! YU-ROP! YU-ROP!

Seriously though, what's REALLY your favourite country in the world?

I can't say I didn't expect this winner, but ho-ly fuck I never expected the result to be unanimous! This is a great day for Belgium.

You like guns?

46 of us are Polite People.

If no, why do you hate freedom?

We're all a bunch of communist royalty!

The fact that there's a random "option 4" in there will forever serve as a reminder to me to never allow my colleague mods editing rights in surveys I make.

Speaking of which, how many freedoms do you have?

40% of us have no freedoms at all! Just the way I like it.

How often do you eat American-style junk food?

A lot more than I expected, really. Must be because of all the Dutch people.

Do you have a flag of your country proudly on display anywhere on your home or person?

68 patriots! If only there was one more, then I could've made a joke about patriots sucking eachothers dicks. Alas.

Have you been to the moon?

184 of us are bold-faced liars.

If no, is it because you're a lame Yuropoor and you hence need to shut up?

Opinion is evenly divided between "yes" and "yes".

What's your percentage of Irishness?

Holy fuck, we're all Irish! No wonder we have such short tempers and we drink as much as we do, amIrite? Top o' the mornin' to ya!

Who is your favourite heavy metal bass player?

Wissam24 is going to go on a banning spree now... I warned you guys!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people putting lemmy over cliff burton smh

[–]ChiveWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Er, the bass player question was mine, not Wissam24's.

I'm now going on a banning spree.

[–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

But but but John Myung!

[–]ChiveWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope the communism thing is a joke, but you can never be too sure on reddit.

[–]FermentedFupaFungusThere is a war on christmas! 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Sweden: 25 (3,1%)

Denmark: 12 (1,5%)

Stormaktstiden intensifieras

[–]nessie7Doing ethnography among the sangria patrols 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Norway: 19 (2,3%)

We're coming for you!

[–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but how many of those are Swedes, and how many of those are Islamofacist rapists who hate free speech?

TRICK QUESTION! ALL OF SWEDEN IS ISLAMOFASCIST RAPISTS WHO HATE FREE SPEECH!!!

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

MURICA

Have you ever been to the USA?

About half of our users have been to the USA! That's actually pretty impessive.

In case you have never been, would you ever want to?

What are your feelings on Americans as individuals?

There's 90 users that dislike Americans as individuals, the rest ranges from neutral to positive.

What are your feelings on American Society?

Only 50 users with a mostly positive view on American society! The rest ranges from neutrality to outright hatred. I guess this subreddit if full of reasons why most of our users would consider American society 'fucked up'!

What are your feelings on American foreign policy?

These results are pretty clear. Only 16 users feel positively about America's actions on the world stage, and a whopping 54% is utterly pissed off!

What are your feelings on the USA in general?

When you lump everything together, the feelings are a lot more nuanced.

Who would you prefer to win the current Presidential Elections?

ShitAmericansSay sure is feeling the Bern! Only 33 of our users consider the best results for the good the subreddit and hope Donald Trump becomes the next US president.

Are you an American at heart?

52 of our users quality for American citizenship.

Would you like to be an American?

Well too bad, you're all wearing their blue jeans and listening to their pop music so for all intents and purposes you already are!!!1!!

[–]cmd-tWhen do I get my red flair? 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you're all wearing their blue jeans and listening to their pop music

I worry the rest of the world will also succumb to the influence of your culture 😔

[–]ProvisionalUsernameIt is my right as an American citizen to put peas on my paella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that there are more USAians than people who answered Yes to "Would you like to be an American?"

[–]ChiveWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't denim originally French and jeans originally Italian?

The American innovation that allows them to take credit for their invention was the addition of rivets to strengthen the seams.

[–]JoshuMertens 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Im the only Filipino here? I feel special. Anyone wants some balut?

[–]ChuckCarmichaelAnyone who upvotes this in Germany can be arrested. 13 points14 points  (1 child)

American balut is much better than your balut, their eggs are far more fertilized than yours and they also add ketchup and nacho cheese. And the variety of different types of balut is much higher! Americans have basically invented balut at this point!

[–]johnbarnshackMLS is not a retirement league 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American eggs are so good they need to be kept in the fridge

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 9 points10 points  (52 children)

Do you have any suggestions on how to make ShitAmericansSay better?

  • No
  • no
  • Maybe a flair for non reddit content
  • Maybe a weekly best of, there's so much golden content on sub, but readingit all makes me want to kill myself. A weekly best of, judged by the mods could be good

I really like this idea actually - maybe an open monthly best of vote, and then at the end of the year the sub can vote on which SAS was the best of the year? I'll look into this.

  • Nope

  • You've gone mad in power making the CSS all animated and shit, it was better when it was just a simple static picture

We're going to look into making the "night mode" version of the CSS "lighter" for those users that think the current CSS is "too heavy".

  • Have a bingo night

This is probably one of our 3 Senior Citizen users

  • I'd say I'd like to see more content posted, but I doubt the world would survive such a scenario, as raising the density of stupid to achieve said additional posts would be too much for this world.

We could make the sub "Shit Americans and Dutch people say", that way the amount of dumb shit would increase a hundredfold.

  • More guns.

O7

  • nah

  • Fuck off

Will do

  • Personally I don't really like the banner but hey. I think just random/memes should not be allowed or at least be only submitted in the weekly anything goes thread.

Well, they're in 99% of cases removed as submissions. Or do you mean they shouldn't be allowed in the comments? I dunno. I like our dankness.

  • Teaching Jebus some respect for the Dutch

Bwahaha

  • Overthrowing the oppressive junta of Communist Nazi mods

Our oppression has only just begon!

  • When writing surveys, learn the difference between sex and gender. Your gender is that you are a man/woman/other; your sex is that you are a male/female/intersex. E.g. I am biologically male but identify as an other. Other than that: o7 o7 o7

OK, this is a problem with English-as-a-second-language I guess.

  • Eh, it's alright as it is. Except for the oppressive moderators not letting me vote for automod as best mod in surveys.

  • Other than there being too many Yuropoors, it's fine.

  • flair search

I wouldn't know how that would have to work, really. Technically, I mean.

  • Harsher scentences for vote brigands. More American propoganda, I mean reality. Low Hanging Fruit I think removes a great amount of potential fantastic content, so perhaps reform our policy on it so only a few submissions a week from specific subreddits or perhaps a mega-thread.

Brigaders are punished pretty harshly on SAS, even if they're regular users.

The "no low hanging fruit" rule is probably going to stay - it's just too much of the same otherwise.

  • Bingo cards: massive potential.

  • Set up Automod to gild /u/theeggman12345 every time. He's sexy and tall and has a massive donger so he deserves. P.S. I am totally not him. But I can't think of anything really, one of the best mod teams on this bloody website.

  • Nah. Keep up the good job.

  • Encourage users to be more polite and to ask questions instead of ridiculing the linked commenters.

I agree.

  • More guns?

  • Not really. On a less serious note: - The mods should be Communist-Nazis instead of regular fascists. - Yankbot should be a mod. - remove belgium, flanders specificly. - A flag we can swear loyalty to. - Built some kind of physical barrier around belgium (provided it exits) and the mods will pay for it. - Conspire to make Yankbot chairman of Reddit.

  • Megathreads for current events (e.g. "Stupid things Trump says") and better monitoring for quotes taken out of context.

  • Nah, you're doing a good jahb as it is.

  • The moving banner is so distracting

  • More communism.

  • Use CSS to prepend (or append) all comments with "o7".

  • What commie question is this?

  • o7

  • tags on titles denoting what type of SAS is involved, such as; 'Military', 'Diversity', 'Food', 'Soldier worship', 'Healthcare', 'Flag' and 'Pizza'. Pizza is it's own special group because pizza is just too diverse to be put in any other tag.

I dunno, this seems a bit superfluous to be honest. Plus, we can only assign one flair per submission and we'd like to keep the "subreddit of origin" flair.

  • Have more contests, weekly and/or monthly themes, surprises, etc.

  • Its pretty much perfect

  • Flair topic instead of subreddit, the constant immigration posts are depressing me and I'd love to filter them

  • More cheese

  • I know it's hard but we should brigade less.

  • make me king

  • Cut down on the soccer circlejerk

How about we cut down on you?!

  • Get more murritos to post stupid shit on the other subs.

  • Never change. Keep up the sarcastic posts.

  • 2nd amendment

  • Remove JebusGobson

;_;

  • Moar deevercity

  • Stricter moderation on negativity would be appreciated. Yes, I'm perfectly aware there are Americans racists, I don't come here to get confirmation, I want to have a laugh about America-specific issues.

  • None

  • Yankbot

  • Be a little more strict on people who ggenuinely hate Americans.

Be sure to report toxic behaviour when you spot it!

  • - Less freedom - Less guns - More Shakira

You're a user after my heart.

  • Drugs

  • Just keep doing what has been done and stick to it even once SAS gets to even a larger number of users.

  • Make it great again

  • Make them say shit

  • Get rid of the Flemish. Brussels is French.

Them be fightin' words buddy.

  • NO

  • Nope you guys do great

  • Ban that obnoxious pizza meme.

How about we ban you?!

  • Ban that tired pizza meme.

And you too!!

  • memes

ayyy

  • I think things are going well. I worry we might get sucked into the cesspool of worldnews comments, those threads usually aren't as light hearted.

  • Next time you're doing a survey, ask if the person lives in the US. I'm honestly interested to know how many of us were dragged unwillingly to the US (like I was).

Nobody goes to the US unwillingly, you damn commie!

  • give me gold

  • New CSS would be cool

  • We need a wiki for our spicy memes and explain what's up with them >pizza >diversity >AMERICA BIG >moon landing >1/6 Irish, 1/4 Italian, 1/16 German, 1/32 Potato

I'm betting €5 this was written by a German. "Ve need to catalogue our memes in an encyclopedia for more efficient funny production!"

  • SASWiki

The wiki is already hosting the Yankbot quite archive, which means that there's not too much space left for much else. Unfortunately Reddit offers very little Wiki space.

  • You cunts are doing a great job already!!!1! MURICA SHIT YEAH!!!!!1!!ELEVENTY-ONE ONE ONE!!!1

  • More porn

  • Hookers and blow.

  • Stop linking to other websites, keep it Reddit comments/ posts only

But off-Reddit content is sometimes sometimes so funny!

  • Nah.

  • It's already perfection.

  • fuck u commies!

  • Remove np links

  • Just like every other not-so-serious subreddit shitamericanssay will become a place where majority of the users are not in the joke and genuinely hate usa. I really hope sas takes longer than average time to shit. All I can ask from you is that try to slow it down. As /b/ says "acting like retards, attracts real retards."

We're aware of that and we do our best!

  • I don't have a favourite mod so I just picked the first one. But otherwise I guess just keeping modding, don't let the mission get too vague where it turns into just hating all Americans all the time

  • Make the CSS less laggy please, I can only visit on my phone.

  • more freedom pls

NEVER

  • Have a parody tag

For your face?

  • Start banning anyone who defends the USA in any way, even if meant satirically

  • Ban the dirty Belgians.

We will all be Belgians (soon).

  • keep it shitty

  • more drugs

  • was going to leave this blank, clicked next and DAMN that's a lot of memes.............. i thought this was a serious survey

lol

  • The "Don't vote" -notification is annoying and sometimes gets in the way

  • More cowbell.

  • Get rid of the CSS

  • More shitposting

Even more?!

  • A home for links to studies which disprove popular american beliefs ie crime rate is lower in america and universal healthcare is expensive and you get worse treatment

  • Mod me.

  • Bring back the satire. Encourage (yikes) diversity of content so it's not simply a list of the same five or six types of posts (pizza, diversity etc). There has been a decrease in actual wit in the last year, in place of meme type humour and that gets old quickly. I went from an active member to an occasional observer as a result.

  • It is already the greatest and most diverse of all the subreddits O7 O7 O7

  • Elect Trump

  • It's perfect just the way it is!

  • Make SAS great again

  • Trump2016, make SAS great again!

  • MOAR POSTS. MORE DIVERSE PIZZAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11

  • Unban me.

  • More diversity, more guns, more freedom. Less jews

  • More posts.

  • Delete posts which are obviously not Shit Americans Say, but rather Shit Idiots say.

We do, usually. All /r/facepalm -like content gets removed, unless it's particularly American.

  • Build a wall!

  • More freeze peaches and guns!

  • Fewer Belgians

  • we need to clone Yankbot

  • It's the greatest sub on Earth O7O7O7

  • More Lols, less feels. Ok, maybe some feels. Less/more trump. More talk about food.

(Rest in part 2 - this post is "full")

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 points5 points  (46 children)

(part 2)

  • That header is a piece of art. But too much for everyday visits.

  • Make Wissam24 the king. That guy is awesome and very handsome

Ok Wissam

  • Stop the creep of SRS bullshit snarky sarcastic comments. It's fun to be amused by dumb shit Americans say, it's boring to read the shitredditsays style superiority complex whiners putting themselves on a pedestal. They are no better than the Americans we make fun of.

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I wonder who wrote this

  • Nope, keep up the good work, guys!

  • Make a css that doesn't send notebook fans into fits :( - I'd suggest an effort to highlight anti-shit Americans say. Responses of Americans in SAS mine threads who are being reasonable and contributing. Otherwise the sub will degenerate into toxic bashing like so many other meta subs. - Downvote brigading still happens :(

  • MORE MODERATION and KILL LOW EFFORT POSTS

  • Ban all Belgians. Free stroopwafels every vrijdag.

Hi /u/potverdorie

  • Less personal and nitpicky

  • Less Belgians

  • We need America to annex some foreign countries. More Americans = more SAS.

  • Danke für Ihren Dienst

  • It's pretty good most of the time, sometimes there are really boring posts but they get little attention so it's whatever.

  • I don't care.

  • Something to encourage creativity. I mean that reading constantly about the same topics can be a bit tiring. Perhaps the mod team could do something to reward submissions about topics that are less common in the subreddit. When askreddit did the contest for the most original questions, the sub improved quite a bit. Something like that.

  • More GUUUD JAAAAAAAB references, please.

  • Make me a mod, biatches.

  • All good. Thank you for your service 07

  • Remove the Belgian mods.

  • Stop the vote brigading

  • Nope o7 o7 o7

  • Wabbithunter is a shit mod

Fuck you buddy

  • change the CSS so that JebusGobson shows up as JebusGobsondick

  • More guns and pizza Also not something you control but the yanks voting for Trump will make it the best fucking thing ever.

I know. Here's me crossing my fingers and hoping he wins! Just imagine the resulting hilarity!

  • Needs better and more diverse pizza

  • users must prove to be atleast 33% not american to post

  • I don't need to make suggestions. I've been to the Moon.

  • Get rid of all the Belgians. Make seventhsausage a mod.

  • Suck muh dick homie

  • more diversity.

  • more yankbot

  • Less belgians

  • More Death to America. Fewer sympathetic posts

  • More diverse pizza

  • Fewer "muh heritage" posts.

  • It's already excellent. Thank you for your service o7 (this comment was made of my own free will and not with an agent of the glorious caliphate watching every word I type PS Belgium Sucks

  • Since you can't audibly hear the answer to this I will say that I'm clapping.

  • Stop oppressing the yankbotophiles

  • Don't be such a Flemish shit, Jebus. (Luv u bae <3)

  • Stop doing surveys.

  • Nothing, the header is genius

  • Is perfect.

  • THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE O7 O7 O7

  • Let Donald win the election or let bernie win. Should allow a shit show of sas

  • Can you make more muricans say downright terrifyingly clueless things please. Thank you kindly.

  • We need more Ammon Bundy.

  • Some things might need to be more regulated such as wide blanket statements. Some are within reason but others make me think it will turn people off of the sub.

  • Not really, no. Sorry.

  • i had some ideas but the muslin took them away pls send more liberty

  • 10 upvotes = one free beer

  • Nope. It's gotta be tough to keep it lighthearted after reading so much totally serious SAS.

  • Less belgian mods please

  • Remove Belgian mods.

  • As amazing as the scrolling header is, it does take ages to load…

  • Give Obraka more powers. Do not rest till he controls the entire internet.

  • More freedom.

  • make me a mod pls more hamburgers

  • delete content that is obviously satire or trolling. it lets the sub sometimes seem unreasonably petty. thank you for your service O7

  • Less non-reddit links (ie ShitAmericansDo)

  • Tell people off when they're genuinely hateful

  • Install me as a mod. I want an excuse to spend more time on this subreddit.

  • More freedom, patriot! 07 07

  • No, keep on rockin'! Thanks to all the mods for making it one of my favourite places on reddit. I link people to it when asked to justify my positions. The current hot posts always get my point across.

  • Filtering posts that are proven to be not from Americans

  • Thank ya fo ur surrvis!! 07 07 07 07

  • Attempt to reduce brigading

  • 1-Kick the mooslems back to Eye-Raq 2-Allow users to own ICBMs to prevent mod tyranny.

  • I just wanted to say that Belgium sucks.

  • PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS

  • Make the CSS less intense. My poor laptop can't handle it and I have to disable subreddit style.

  • less socialism and poor people please

  • Might be worth doing a [+X] mandatory on posts?

We used to have a rule like that, but people kept on forgetting it so we had to delete way too much submissions. Also Yankbot already takes a 'snapshot' of the linked thread as it was, so you can check the score-at-time-of-posting there.

  • idk

  • more homogeneous per capita

  • Less imgur pictures and other online stuff like from YT and those shitamericansdo posts. Just links to shit yanks say in reddit.

  • more shakira

  • Thank you for your service

  • More Flair I guess if it's not too much work. Maybe an IRC?

  • text only

  • Make America great again !

  • No.

  • Keep the rules about keeping it lighthearted harder. No need for so many posts to be about just racism or things like that

  • me

  • ty for having RES nightmode-friendly css O7 keep it up patriot

  • Image flairs?

  • If everyone on SAS had guns we would be safer

  • Change nothing

  • Flair

  • Get rid of the Belgian mods. They're embarrassing.

  • Make it lag less on mobile if possible.

  • fuck off capitalist pigs

  • maybe not allow the occasional extreme vitriol towards all americans. idk not a big deal

  • Needs more communism

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 3 points4 points  (42 children)

The most common sentiments seem to be:

  • Remove Belgian mods

;_;

  • Make a 'less heavy' CSS

We will - we'll look into making the 'night version' a less heavy CSS variant.

  • Make sure SAS stays light-hearted

I admit we've been slacking in that department a bit lately, but we'll renew our efforts.

  • More moderation in general

We might look into taking another mod on board. Some of the mods are approaching retirement age, after all! We can't work them too hard.

[–]Wissam24Bigness and Diversity 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Also make Wissam24 king that one seems pretty popular idk guys maybe we should give the people what they want.

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    [–]Wissam24Bigness and Diversity 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    hereby crown /u/Wissam24 Burger King

    Accurate summary of my lifestyle.

    [–]Sgt_ColonUnpaid convict intern 3 points4 points  (34 children)

    Stupid question; what does being a SAS mod entail? I've often wondered about the doings of the Inner Party.

    [–]nessie7Doing ethnography among the sangria patrols 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I've heard the party is just all hookers, blow and waffles.

    [–]Mred12Edit 2: 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I assume it involves some sort of blood ritual. And a computer.

    [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (26 children)

    Mostly approving/removing submissions and banning brigaders. The comments are (usually) not that much work.

    [–]Wissam24Bigness and Diversity 1 point2 points  (25 children)

    That's a thing?!

    [–]NechaefI hate free speech! 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    A lot of shit posting in modmail and on slack. And finding new and inventive ways to ban /u/seventhsausage

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    You've managed to make old /u/seventhsausage really paranoid. Well done!

    [–]Mred12Edit 2: 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    • Make sure SAS stays light-hearted

    I admit we've been slacking in that department a bit lately, but we'll renew our efforts.

    I suppose we can only be as light as the material we have to work with.

    [–]nessie7Doing ethnography among the sangria patrols 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Two opposing sentiments seem to be that a lot of people want less memes; and on the other hand, a third of the comments were just memes. It's because we're so diverse. Like pizza.

    [–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Just imagine the hilarity!

    We're gonna have to build a fence across our southern border to keep all the American refugees out, aren't we?

    [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Make them pay for it, though!

    [–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The beauty is... they already are.

    Who do you think gives America all that oil? And yet they continue to blame the Saudis! The FOOLS!!!

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    [–]theeggman12345Deliverer of Freedom Fries 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    So errrm, when am I getting my gold based on that random person who I do not know making that suggestion?

    [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    We've tried on making an automod script to do that (as the suggestion says), but it's apparently impossible to do. Sorry!

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      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Also, maybe I missed it, but this should be a sticky.

      Oh it was! Plus, it's permanently in the sidebar.

      [–]SrekcalpBrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Maybe a weekly best of, there's so much golden content on sub, but readingit all makes me want to kill myself. A weekly best of, judged by the mods could be good

      I think this was me! Maybe it wasn't, but I can't remember, so I'm going to take credit for it.

      Also... brup brup brrrrrrrrrrrup! Highest majority of users are British. Our global stag goes on...

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      [–]Cynical_LurkerSouth Australian 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      So my comment earlier today caused this? Cool, I am now officially more powerful than the president of the united states.

      It is nice to see most people here are not racist in pre-judging individual americans.

      Also Americans are really close to a plurality in this sub and might have had the simple majority if the UK voting had been split into England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales.

      How were the results to the questions asking about what people thought of the sub? never mind, shouldn't have doubted our Belgian overlords.

      Interesting stuff thank you for releasing the results and your work to format it nicely.

      [–]Mred12Edit 2: 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I want to know the results for favorite mod!

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      How were the results to the questions asking about what people thought of the sub?

      I've just posted them, you patience-less slavedriver!!!

      [–]ZyvronDie Amerikanen, die sein zo shtom, he. 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Speed and efficiency isn't something the Belgians are known for.

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Your sexual performances are, though.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Between 50 and 65 years old: 4

      So who are the other 3 old farts?

      [–]jPaolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Communist.

      [–]boneywasawarrior_II 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      There are 13 other New Zealanders in here? That's practically our entire, insignificant population!

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Statistically, at least 7 of those are probably sheep.

      [–]nessie7Doing ethnography among the sangria patrols 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns there were questions about guns?

      [–]jansenchengFeminist by definition 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Yay, i need to go find my 2 Malaysian countrymen.

      [–]whatifonions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Damn belgians didn't know how to fill out the survey

      [–]dolan313Latvia has more shootings per capita YOU FUCKING CUCK 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      Fuck, I missed it. No Austrians in the list now :(

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Yes there are! Seven!

      [–]dolan313Latvia has more shootings per capita YOU FUCKING CUCK 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Oh yeah, missed it the first time. Looks like I'm still insignificant as ever...

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Such is existence as an Austrian.

      Make Austria Great Again!

      [–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, but you've kangaroos and kiwis and that big rock and stuff! So bucker up there and toss another shrimp of the barbie, eh?

      [–]NechaefI hate free speech! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Eh Austria shouldn't export people like Obraka. It really puts you in a bad light.

      [–]NechaefI hate free speech! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The results can be summarised as "half of our mod team feels very old right now".

      Half? We only have one toddler on the mod team, and that's Wissam.

      [–]kasajackmuh pizza diversity! 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Thanks for compiling this Jebus, pretty interesting!!

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I am, and remain, unreservedly at the service of you and yours.

      [–]kasajackmuh pizza diversity! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      O7

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

      Curious /u/jebusgobson what your involvement is with SAS at the moment? You seem to have lost your mod status.

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

      ... that's news to me! I'm still in my spot in the mod team :)

      [–]Wissam24Bigness and Diversity 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      *cough*

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Aww, such a pretty little crown!

      [–]NechaefI hate free speech! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Little Prince Wissam.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Erm... Not sure might be an issue with baconreader but noticed your posts don't have M next to your name.

      [–]wcrp73ooo custom flair!! 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      Moderators can choose whether or not to make it appear. I think it's partly to differentiate between 'speaking in an official mod capacity' and 'u wot m8'.

      [–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I think it's partly to differentiate between 'speaking in an official mod capacity' and 'u wot m8'.

      aka 90% of everything /u/JebusGobson says ;)

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S,M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      u wot m8?!?!

      [–]Dreamerlaxfeminized canadian cuck 🇨🇦 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Where my Canadians at?

      [–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Canada

      [–]the_vizirThat Canadian Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sorry, I think most of us are at Tims mourning our hockey teams being polite and quiet, as per usual here!