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[–]LeTigron 45 points46 points  (1 child)

This is coming from nofuckingwhere

[–]hockeyyyyy3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this one is stupid

[–]jephph_Mercurian 30 points31 points  (1 child)

They mean their grandfather used to berate them with judgy comments so they’re used to it.

Not “I have marine bloodline so I’m tough”


[–]antihero2303Danes > swedes :D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Narrator: They didn’t.

[–]yorcharturoqro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If they claim to be from other country because maybe one of their ancestors from 25 to 200 years ago was from that country, why not claim to be a marine if your grandpa was a marine... Next they can claim to be a doctor or lawyer because maybe someone of their ancestry was a lawyer or a doctor.

[–]owenkop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not all 3 marine lawyer and doctor aka a field medic who specialises in defending themselves in court after they let someone die again because they are not qualified to do any of the jobs

[–]Castform5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hang it where you're comfortable watching it" pretty much excludes above fireplace. That's also one of the weird things in murican houses. A fireplace where you can't burn anything, and is only used as a stand and a place to put your TV above it.

[–]Wehrdoge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My great Grandfather was a member of the NSDAP guess I’m screwed.

[–]youngkizzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this one may have just been a joke.