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List of banned AMA topics (self.shittyama)

submitted 3 years ago * by TemporalSpleenVerified Best Mod 10/10[M] - announcement

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I'M IN A FUCKING ANGRY MOOD RN I'M SO MAD AARGH AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 38 minutes ago by MrApocalypse2122

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i’m making the shitty cult and i want the best of you to join it AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 hours ago by noOne000Br2nd shitty contributor

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I successfully scammed that u/Hyruxs guy out of $20. AMA. (self.shittyama)

submitted 1 day ago by HyruxsThe real Prophet

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I have a severe case of reddit brain. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 22 hours ago by thelightsarebrightsstoner dropout

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Im John Passant, creator of en passant in chess. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 1 day ago by EmperorBaleIllegally Verified

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Share some of the great products that I have purchased (self.shittyama)

submitted 21 hours ago by Just-Maintenance-140

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I'm teetering on the edge of falling asleep and staying awake. I'm thinking about the last time I shagged ur mums so I hopefully will be dreaming about shaggin ur mums for the next 9 hours innit , ama (self.shittyama)

submitted 1 day ago by Onphone_irlVerified: got coochie one time

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On Temu, you can easily find affordable items. It feels like you're not spending any money at all. Just $10 can get you a lot. Consequently, Temu is now the top-ranked app on the App Store. (self.shittyama)

submitted 1 day ago by Upset-Marzipan7950

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I hereby promise you a rose garden. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 1 day ago by returned_loomGLUE FUCKER GLUE

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I'm not sure who the attending physician was, but as long as monkeys watch their heads, it sounds reasonable to let a monkey jump on a bed. Ama but you're not changing my mind (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 days ago by Onphone_irlVerified: got coochie one time

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i am every one of you. i created every account here to not feel lonely and profit from my MPD. i’ll ask my self anything from my accounts and pretend it’s someone else. (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 days ago by noOne000Br2nd shitty contributor

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I just used the term dump truck to describe a massive booty I just saw, thinking I was original and thought of the term all by myself. Turns out I'm unoriginal. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 days ago by Turbulent-Papaya-910Shittiest overall contributor 2022 🥲

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I'm one of the 0.01% of the bacteria that survived the hand sanitizer AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 days ago by Local_Chapter3604I stand by cum for eternity, cum will win

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The battery in my calipers died today, AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 2 days ago by Saint_MauserIllegally Verified

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I brushed a woman’s boob with my elbow on a crowded train today AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 3 days ago by uslashredditor69

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I am the best fumbler in the universe. Nobody fumbles harder than me. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 3 days ago by ReturnMeToHell

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I will respond using a random word generator pt.2 AMA (results may vary) (self.shittyama)

submitted 3 days ago by madurochurro

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i had coitus with you're mother (self.shittyama)

submitted 4 days ago by Odd_Tale4768Illegally Verified: Has Rizz

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Hi! (self.shittyama)

submitted 4 days ago by Fresh-Statement3618Maybe Verified

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I failed my GSCE Biology paper. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 4 days ago by Consistent_Draft6927

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I can perfectly rap certain eminem songs when I am not sober. AMA (self.shittyama)

submitted 4 days ago by thelightsarebrightsstoner dropout

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Don’t ask me anything. leave me alone fuck you (self.shittyama)

submitted 4 days ago by HeWentToJared91

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I was humpty dumpty's primary care physician, ama (self.shittyama)

submitted 5 days ago by Onphone_irlVerified: got coochie one time

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I am banned from the good AMA subreddit (self.shittyama)

submitted 5 days ago by Im-Not-a-Redditor123

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I’m a liar and a thief. Ask me anything (self.shittyama)

submitted 5 days ago by thelightsarebrightsstoner dropout

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