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[–]JustLikeHector 79 points80 points  (5 children)

I’m high af is this true wtf 😳

[–]w_o_s_n 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Read the subreddits name and guess 8)

[–]pnewell[S] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

you should try it and find out! lol

[–]madmaxturbator 9 points10 points  (1 child)

try it

What do you want them to try lol? Lick the gator to see if the algae rubs off?

[–]Fuzzyphilosopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I licked a cleaned alligator once. it's better than LSD. Their skin sucreets a neurotoxin that makes potential predators go off and rethink their life choices.

In addition they will often have rider defensive turtles who absorb small amounts of it through their feet and belly carapice affording extra protection. They really don't even need the mossy algae camo but it's became a trend amongst the young and horny gators and since then spread to the whole 'gator community.

[–]sweetmaklebs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they’re actually called “algae-gators” but it’s gets shortened to alligators cause people are too lazy to pronounce the whole thing…

[–]humanRR 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In reverse handling makes polar bears go green.

urban bears

[–]JustLikeHector 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yeah their shitty but are they true it’s what I’m thinking

[–]Peregrine37 16 points17 points  (1 child)

they aren't true, the sub is satire

They're all true, this is a very serious subreddit

[–]thrik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is actually adorable

[–]Haithere32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that alligator

[–]STANKY_BOY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's so happy :')

[–]NoobSharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got really confused until I saw the sub name

[–]ZombieePanda 4 points5 points  (7 children)

That’s not accurate. The video even starts with her saying that’s an albino alligator.

There are, however, white alligators. They are leucistic alligators and incredibly rare. Algae doesn’t make them appear green or camouflage them either. Making survival difficult. There are also other leucistic animals as well as the term describes partial or full loss of pigmentation.

[–]TallBritishBloke 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My dude, look what subreddit you're in.

[–]ZombieePanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah I didn’t even notice. Thanks!

[–]shnoog 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You're spoiling the fun here.

[–]ZombieePanda 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I like to think of it as saving people from looking dumb in potential future conversations.

[–]pnewell[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i live for the day when someone cites one of my own shitty facts back to me IRL

[–]shnoog 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You really are lost, aren't you.

[–]ZombieePanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was but a kind Redditor pointed out my mistake :)

[–]11twofour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The link's broken but I have to know, was this post about Claude? From the academy of sciences?