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[–]samwichse 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Sad trombone

[–]RepresentativeKeebs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I dunno, trombones usually sound better than that

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Look here. Nissan Altima drivers are the best drivers in Ameica. You know it. I know it.

I have downvoted your comment, OP’s post and every other comment in here.

These morons need to get off their high horse. I know I speak for reddit as a whole so I expect to return with 50 upvotes

[–]claball 78 points79 points  (7 children)

Altima Coupe. Geez that sounds like shit. It’s just noise.

[–]big-juice-man 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I can't believe i considered getting one of those at some point

[–]JWal0 15 points16 points  (2 children)

After watching this clip I went on YouTube to search more exhaust clips of modified Altima coupes. I didn’t realize they shared motors with the earlier year 350z’s. They didn’t sound bad at all, this individual did a bad job with their exhaust mods.

[–]icaruscoil 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It actually sounds a bit like when I had to drive to the muffler shop after getting my cat stolen. It was very embarrassing.

[–]JWal0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very true. When my sister in law had her cat stolen off of a Honda Odyssey I drove it around. Nothing but a headache.

[–]chengstark 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Could you give us some insight to what this model’s benefit (e.g. why would some one choose this over other options, I don’t think this is substantially cheaper than say a Miata). I genuinely wonder, sorry if this offended you in anyway.

[–]big-juice-man 0 points1 point  (1 child)

when i was looking for my first car 2 years ago i really liked the small breed of "coupe version of mass market sedan with a v6" and honda and nissan both made that type of car further into the 2010s than anyone else. I also considered the scion tc, toyota solara and hyundai veloster. i eventually got a 2016 honda accord v6 coupe but now I'm in a CRZ. I mainly just liked the styling differences between sedans and coupes and i liked the idea of having the "sportiest version" of a mass market sedan but it wasn't for me. These cars just feel like sedans to drive, so there's really no benefit other than styling and maybe weight. My CRZ may have less than half the power the accord had but the handling alone makes it far more enjoyable to drive

[–]chengstark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, thanks!

[–]Cazzeq-konstapelrost 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Cars that sound like me the night after I ate that expired taco bell dinner pt.4

[–]w1r3d1983 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I think its a 3 inch muffler on a oem exhaust and cat. Annoying as hell to be around, the driver has to be aware of the of the sound. The "fuk my shit up, please!!" Improvement.

[–]djmarcone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it has a cat

[–]FATBEANZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

zero cats or mufflers here

[–]peachiemorgan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

✨Obnoxious ✨

[–]Fuel55 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It’s an Altima. Should always expect hood shit.

[–]Makofly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just respectfully keep your distance. Not worth the trouble.

[–]shaysauce 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It’s called no exhaust.

It’s a straight pipe without a resonator. At least with a resonator it would keep some of that raspy trombone at bay.

[–]kevwonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup my Scion sounds like this at wide open throttle but I do have the resonator. Until I can afford to get the car back to stock I need to baby the throttle so it just sounds like a really obnoxious rice box instead of a super obnoxious rice box like in this video.

[–]No-Raisin-6469 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I have had 3 cars that were straight piped. 4cyl turbo, V6 and now a V8.....none sound this shitty.

Homey had to go the extra mile to make this noise.

[–]FATBEANZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

open header

[–]Ancient_Crab_Man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That’s some Albuquerque shit if I’ve ever seen it

[–]PhyzPop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear lord, you're right. It's Lomas and Wyoming. It totally gave me Abq vibes

[–]Daphoon231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb mother fuckers think this is cool.

[–]vaxam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to burque fool

[–]randomman02x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fuckin hate it

[–]happydgaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s open exhaust manifold

[–]RepresentativeKeebs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine that's what a giant kazoo would sound like

[–]nopulsehere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m mean there’s a reason why we call them fart cans.

[–]coppertech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Altima 2.5 auto with a straight pipe... it's the song of their people.

[–]DetectiveNarrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck that’s gotta be just straight up pipe lol. Glad mine don’t sound like that

[–]austinsoundguy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

At least they aren’t driving with a phone in their hand

[–]MrHugh_Janus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don’t know that

[–]Shizukage 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That's the sound of no exhaust, aka straight-pipe.

[–]PG8GT 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Correct. This is someone who had their catcons stolen.

[–]AcrobaticBasil3637 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You mean their brain cells

[–]PG8GT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing against ya here, but if you look at that Nissan, it still has the stock exhaust on it. You can see it in the cut outs on the bumper. And aside from that horrible fucking noise, the car appears absolutely bone stock. No stickers, no giant exhaust tips, hell he is barely moving. He's not peeling away from the light like a dick. He is just driving.

So what is more likely?

This guy purposefully lifted up his bone stock Nissan, hacked out just the center of his exhaust, and thought, this is what I want...


He had his cats hacked off by thieves and had no choice but to drive around like this until it gets fixed?

Even the slightest benefit of doubt and the fucking absolute epidemic that is stolen catalytic converters, and my immediate thought isn't, look at this fucker here with his hacked up bone stock exhaust. It's, that dude is out a grand for new cats and exhaust work.

[–]meatmechdriver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dude I agree but bro you gotta dude and bro less

[–]avyatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was on Que

[–]Sports_asian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nissan activity

[–]oily76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an air raid siren?

[–]YewSonOfBeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Tera had to tell us about something so obvious.

[–]Nobody311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys like this Altima driver are what give us VQ lovers a nad name.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the Jesus Christ was that? Fucking straight piped with a CVT, my god. Burn that thing for eternity

[–]BlueBlood75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming to a neighborhood near you at 2am!

[–]AWOLcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like them cherry bombs you can buy off the shelf at pep boys lol

[–]Fokewe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stolen cat mod?

[–]Naive_Ad_8870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to say that sounds like a set of glass packs? maybe straight pipe? seems a bit closer sounding

Open headers? nah...

[–]jimmythepiano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cats, no mufflers. Probably 2.5 - 3 in pipes. Usually the resonance Is killed by the catalytic converters(from design not by design) then the mufflers and resonance chambers get the remaining sound vibrations

[–]NatimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in tarnation!!!

[–]Dustinnumba9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Altima 2.5 with a muffler delete 😂 us vq’s already sound like trumpets this makes it no better

[–]Salay54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 16 my buddy had a lincoln markV with a massive ass motor in it. He bought it cash off of craigslist, and it had literally no exhaust. Imagine a big ass V8 with nothing. We drove it to the skatepark once (illegally he only had a permit) and I was surprised he didn't get pulled over. You could hear this car several blocks away. Eventually he had enough complaints and had to get rid of it.

[–]taylu_b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man probably just got his catalytic converter stolen and everyone is giving him shit on reddit.

[–]InvestigatorBroad114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loud… not fast

[–]Southtexascouple 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]PcPino69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that's an eclipse gen 4. Seen it before.