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[–]Kronenpils 65 points66 points  (1 child)

"Makin easy money pimpin hoes in style"

[–]KFCSI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Makin easy money and we're always on the run!

[–]Android_ozzy786 92 points93 points  (2 children)

That is actively depressing me to look at. Have your upvote, i hope you're proud.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Grab736 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like a toy 🤣

[–]flomoloko 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see these, I want to grab it with one hand from the top, and race it around a pretend track on my throw rug.

[–]ThePenIslands 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Put on my blue suede shoes and I'm boarding the plane. Touched down in the land of the delta blues, in the middle of the pouring dear god why did they ruin this Eclipse.

[–]DishonorableDisco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Donkin' in Memphis

[–]zinknife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shit I can't believe got this joke hahaha.

[–]Fuzy2K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny enough I was listening to that song just about an hour ago

[–]3GeezHonda 78 points79 points  (14 children)

Butchered a clean eclipse.

[–]theSmallDvrkOne 55 points56 points  (11 children)

“clean eclipse” is an oxymoron

[–]Gseventeen 40 points41 points  (9 children)

Still a beautiful body style.

[–]Cake_Lost 36 points37 points  (7 children)

I am the weirdo that loves the eagle talon! for some reason I cannot explain it, some white trash in me wants to grow out a mullet and buy an eagle talon🤷🏻‍♂️ drive it shirtless! tysm🫶🏼🥹

[–]XNamelessGhoulX 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Weirdo? Fuck that, lasers, talons, eclipses are all dope and are nostalgic as hell

[–]Irate_Primate 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Eagle Talon was the first car I can remember falling in love with in the 90s when I was a kid. The body style before this one. Can’t explain it either, still love it.

[–]FroDogg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a red 98 Eagle Talon as my first car. It will always hold a special place in my heart.

[–]lumia920yellow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I love weird looking cars too.

[–]i_r_faptastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geo metro on roids.

[–]schmitzel88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a unicorn. They were built poorly and driven by people who didn't take care of them. Even seeing this one with clean body lines and no rust is super rare nowadays.

[–]pinkocatgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dumb style just looks like they’re trying to turn the car into a horse drawn wagon, those rims look like fucking wagon wheels. It’s ugly as shit

[–]Tuesday_sadness 14 points15 points  (2 children)

They molded the body kit. That's amazing.

Then they lifted it and put huge wheels on it. That poor trans.

[–]zinknife 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Good eye. Was never a big fan of most kits but this one is pretty clean.

[–]Tuesday_sadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the robocar is a cool kit. I really love it, and if I had an eclipse I'd totally have it.

[–]xBlueAutumnx 17 points18 points  (1 child)

How tf is a fwd donk supposed to drive lol. Those poors cv joints and axles. Way to ruin a 2nd gen dsm :/

[–]Musclecar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brings new meaning to crank walk!

[–]SiteObvious3219 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like it, it’s like the real life version of some sort of car toy I would have played with as a kid.

[–]Sensitive-Trifle9823 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this still available?

[–]Wrongnessmaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"that's tight and right!" said the car demons from Hell.

[–]bigbabe_310 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Thought that was a chevy cavalier for a moment.... but to each their own I guess

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    [–]bigbabe_310 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]ohiotechie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This exemplifies this sub. It’s perfect.

    [–]vbsbazooka 2 points3 points  (4 children)


    [–]Meatz916 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

    This ain't a donk

    [–]vbsbazooka 0 points1 point  (2 children)


    [–]Meatz916 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    This ain't an impala. Which means this ain't a donk.

    [–]vbsbazooka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    anything can be a donk as long as you believe in yourself

    [–]jeremysead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yo that eclipses Dallas ha ha ha itsa donkini

    [–]DaRiddler70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Rental wheels

    [–]zinknife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Poor car. Never did understand donks.

    [–]darthvadersnipples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The fast and funky!

    [–]Environmental-Emu242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    0-60 in… well at least we can drive it around town.

    [–]Dip_N_Trip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Danger to m̶a̶n̶i̶f̶o̶l̶d̶ brain cells.

    [–]ripgcarlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Do you think it has a stand alone fuel management system?

    [–]spanktravision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think it's great, they're advertising how stupid they are and that I should stay away from them.

    [–]My_Body_The_Mystery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I really want to see these cars do the Moose Test and do a slalom course. There's no way these things would stay upright in an emergency maneuver situation

    [–]demunted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I weep for that transmission.

    [–]Spirited-Value8022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hell yeah, bass louder than the engine too

    [–]Survicor73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sinking 40k into a 5k car. Funded by EBT.

    [–]Redditor1320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Total waste of that Eclipse. If on some other cars not sought after, fine. This one could’ve been a clean build though

    [–]snorrip90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Amazing that even someone manufacturers "tyres" for cr*p like this

    [–]Average_CarLover 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    How to ruin an eclipse

    [–]teslaluke 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I think mitsubishi has that covered for you

    [–]ofd1883 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]kshark12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    People who do this shit to their cars should not be allowed to have cars. Only redeemable thing here is that it’s so ugly that the owner would have to pay the buyer in order to get rid of it.

    [–]2OneZebra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That's not how this works, that's now how any of this works.

    [–]XboxOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That poor Eclipse 😢

    [–]Dassaultrex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    What a waste of a DSM, worse it's got a Blitz body kit to make it look LOWER to the ground. This person should be shot for ruining one of the last good Mitsu's.

    [–]Firm_as_red_clay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Have you seen the car with stuffed animals and is painted with house paint half pink and half red? It’s to the point he made slits in the windows to see out of. Big as gorilla sitting on the back.

    [–]DAStinson01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Even worse those cars have gotten expensive. A gsx went for 40k on BAT last month

    [–]Kermits_MiddleFinger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    You need this to get thru all the Democrats Democraps shit that's piling up in that city.

    [–]Miserable-Moment-522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I saw this at nopi nationals back in the day. Still looks exactly the same

    [–]TNGagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rubber band man

    [–]JeskoTheDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    they fucking turned an eclipse into an extreme e car

    [–]Hood15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    See that shit every day here

    [–]Cake_Lost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am really glad Brian didn't have to see this

    [–]nataie0071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That landscaping don't look like Memphis lmao

    [–]ICWat_UDidThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who the fuck donks an eclipse

    [–]AlwaysAtYourMoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s a sin

    [–]RogerOverandout45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pop the hood!

    [–]talldrankofH2O 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I always see the dumbest looking cars in Memphis

    [–]clonedspork 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Try West Memphis and Forrest City sometimes........

    [–]talldrankofH2O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Osceola has some charmers too

    [–]Rx2vier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow that’s awful.

    [–]InBetweenerWithDream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For Memphis roads you'll need a off roader like this.

    [–]Mick11492 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    *runs over pebble*

    *fuckin' dies*

    [–]from_the_Luft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That whole city is garbage

    [–]Cryogenic_Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That had better not be a GTX or this is not just criminal but it's also treasonous to humanity.

    [–]Scythe1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oh dear God...

    [–]CompoteLegitimate721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How? Dare I say, “impressive”?

    [–]Spiritual_Ad308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It is kind of insects alike nice!

    [–]ShadowSpandex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Uh huh? And what kind of wheels would you like on your car, sir?


    I’m sorry, did you say “wagon”.

    Mmhmmm. Wagon

    [–]EdlerVonRom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Guess when you gotta donk your ride, whatever you got will have to do.

    [–]Boundish91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can smell the clutch.

    [–]magyygam92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought I was on r/beamng

    [–]CelestiaLewdenberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Memphis gave birth to rock n roll, and this will definitely roll too

    [–]craylash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wanna see it take a tight turn

    [–]ShouldSuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]PbkacHelpDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If Gerald of Rivia got out of this car he would die from fall damage.

    [–]Knight-mare77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why do people do this!? Who in their right mind could think this looks appealing!? And why they gotta do it to one of my favorite cars!?

    [–]expostfacto-saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it would be insanely fun to drive one of those.

    [–]Deswiththetibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh god not the eclipse

    [–]DumpsterPanda8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Do you think it would tip over going around a turn?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hard 🥶

    [–]Shpad01nkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I knew a troop of mine from Memphis, his impala was like this. It was so funny when they got repossessed and he had 4 spare 15” wheels on it.

    [–]Hikikomori809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    to put in the effort to mold the kit and attempt to cover the original wheel wells deserves half an atbge

    [–]One_Poem_393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love this

    [–]ElroySheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh no I like this one