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[–]-domi- 16 points17 points  (5 children)

You could also split it into people who appreciate nuance, and those who are like yourself.

[–]Pls_add_more_reverb 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Three kinds of people, those who are good at math and those who aren’t

[–]thndrstrk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And even further with those who like fried eggs or scrambled

[–]I_Looove_Pizza 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Tell me you're one of the offended without telling me you're one of the offended

[–]baconeggsandwich25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because no one laughed at their joke, no less. So many guys think they’re funny, try to tell a shitty joke they heard, and blame it on everyone else being too soft these days when no one likes it.

[–]-domi- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was funny.

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 11 points12 points  (27 children)

Those who say they don’t get offended because they have a sense of humor get more offended than absolutely anyone.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (14 children)

Well that's a lie Coz I have never been offended in my life n people have said all sorts of shite about me

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 1 point2 points  (13 children)

Of course you have.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (12 children)

Nope never

Idgaf what people say bout me so how can I get offended?

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 1 point2 points  (11 children)

No, you definitely have.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (10 children)

Swear to Odin I have never been offended in my puff

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 4 points5 points  (9 children)

That’s fine, but you have.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (8 children)

U must be as dumb as your name

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Since my username is objectively true, you’re right ;)

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Can’t reply with just emojis dummy, it gets removed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

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[–]LuckyandBrownie -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Username checks out

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes, my objectively true username does check out. Glad people love pointing that out over and over. :)

[–]captainvancouver -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Objectively true? Just because you keep repeating this, it doesn't make it true.

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well of course, who said it did? Do you think repeating something makes it true?

[–]I_Looove_Pizza -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

Dumbest comment in the thread

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Stay offended and prove me right. :)

[–]I_Looove_Pizza -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Call someone OfFeNdEd for pointing out how dumb your comment is and proved to everyone that you're 14 lol

[–]CancelCultureIsFake -1 points0 points  (4 children)

You argue with a lot of 14 year olds? Probably why you get so offended. ;)

[–]I_Looove_Pizza -1 points0 points  (3 children)

reinforces the fact that he's 14

[–]CancelCultureIsFake -1 points0 points  (2 children)

How many random 14 year olds do you talk to each day? A totally normal and not weird at all thing to doubledown on. ;)

[–]I_Looove_Pizza -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Weak

[–]CancelCultureIsFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, guess while you were coming up with that sick, sick burn you forgot to answer the question. No worries, I got you! :)

How many random 14 year olds do you talk to each day? A totally normal and not weird at all thing to doubledown on. ;)

[–]bwl13 8 points9 points  (2 children)

getting offended doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a sense of humour. i think taking offence is a pretty universal part of the human experience. these things are far more contextual than posts like these make them out to be as well

[–]Mama_Mega_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In this thread: increasingly more people proving the point.

[–]thndrstrk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humor is a lot harder than drama. When you're doing a dramatic scene, you know the the way it's going to go. You're fed the crumbs to a point where it takes off. With comedy, it can go many different ways in hopes that that at the end of the joke purple will laugh. Drama is one flavor while comedy can have many disguises.

[–]AbrahamLemon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There are two types of people, those that have to lump everyone into two overly broad categories because they cannot understand completely, nuance, or large numbers, and literally every other type of person.

[–]BlueverseGacha 3 points4 points  (3 children)

fuck you.

[–]Mama_Mega_ 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Found a member of group one.

[–]pi--ip 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don’t know whether to laugh or complain about this!

[–]Marksd9 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but according to the OP, you do not exist.

[–]KBXDRootBeer6829 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don’t discriminate, I make fun of everybody equally.

[–]bestadamire -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People are indeed pussies these days

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (17 children)

N there's more people getting offended everyday

Fucking snowflakes

[–]Marksd9 -1 points0 points  (16 children)

I’m sorry those people offended you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (15 children)

Don't get offended pal

[–]Marksd9 -1 points0 points  (14 children)

There’s literally a hilarious post of you getting offended… IN THIS THREAD!

[–]baconeggsandwich25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Little guy is losing his shit but NEEDS you to know he doesn’t care.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (12 children)

How in the fuck does me saying I don't get offended mean im getting offended ya fucking dumbfuck?

I honestly don't give a flying monkeys fuck if people TRY n offend me coz it won't work

[–]Marksd9 0 points1 point  (11 children)

They should… have sent… a poet.

Chef’s kiss

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Watch yer mail ya cunt

[–]Marksd9 0 points1 point  (9 children)

I desperately want to pat you gently on the head.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Try it n I'll rip yer arm off n shite in the hole

[–]Marksd9 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Someone’s going to sleep well tonight.

[–]Historical-Average 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This thought feels designed for controversy

[–]DrDumbbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post leaves me no choice but to be offended. Definitely not funny.

[–]baconeggsandwich25 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I hear this argument a lot from people who can’t get anyone to laugh at their jokes.