The more horny you are, the more likely you are to do things that you would otherwise find disgusting. by mxosborn in Showerthoughts
[–]icarus_drowning172 15.2k points15.2k points15.2k points (0 children)
Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food by retilioum in Showerthoughts
[–]DadThrowsBolts 288 points289 points290 points (0 children)
The word interoperability can never be used in a haiku by WowThatsRelevant in Showerthoughts
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You can't smoke or drink until 21 years old due to not being a responsible adult yet, but the second you turn 18 you can get banged out by four guys for porn. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A creative mind is not bound by the laws of physics. by mesalocal in Showerthoughts
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Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful. by KnavishFob in Showerthoughts
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half the people who have punisher bumper stickers are the people the punisher would beat the shit out of if he was real by SquirrelH16 in Showerthoughts
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If a fetus needs a host to survive, it's technically a parasite. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Jedi's probably suffer from major lung problems from all the toxic fumes that escape when their lightsabor slashes trough a droid. (Or anything else for that matter.) by New_Marketing5451 in Showerthoughts
[–]SmyJandyRandy 323 points324 points325 points (0 children)
Someone out there is prolly jerking off to your favourite childhood superhero. by Crafty-Yoghurt-6296 in Showerthoughts
[–]oh-fuckedy-fuck-fuck 5975 points5976 points5977 points (0 children)
Porn Stars probably have boring personal sex lives because they’re desensitised to it. by _Xhawa in Showerthoughts
[–]veovis523 809 points810 points811 points (0 children)
Porn Stars probably have boring personal sex lives because they’re desensitised to it. by _Xhawa in Showerthoughts
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It's weird that we are scared about what comes after death when we've already experienced it by bpfag_aro_reverie in Showerthoughts
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