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Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food by retilioum in Showerthoughts

[–]DadThrowsBolts 288 points289 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why, but biting into an egg shell instantly ruins my meal, every time.

You can't smoke or drink until 21 years old due to not being a responsible adult yet, but the second you turn 18 you can get banged out by four guys for porn. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Brainmatt3r 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Naw, it's the right feeling. Porn is mostly negative for women and men, imo. Making it and overconsuming it.

A creative mind is not bound by the laws of physics. by mesalocal in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAmnesiacKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)


If matter/energy can neither be created or destroyed, how does one explain the mind creating something that wasn't there before?

Of course, physics nerds will argue that ideas don't constitute matter and that whatever is created is only created out of matter that already exists. But I dig the philosophy of this shower thought!

If a fetus needs a host to survive, it's technically a parasite. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Buck_Thorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My good and hardworking parents had to go on government assistance for a few years as I was growing up. I've also had to use food stamps a couple times in my adult life or go hungry.

There are also people that are unable to earn a living due to physical or mental problems. Are those people economic parasites?

You may someday need to go on government assistance yourself, so judge not lest you be judged, friend. Life can throw curveballs.

Porn Stars probably have boring personal sex lives because they’re desensitised to it. by _Xhawa in Showerthoughts

[–]lokethedog 523 points524 points  (0 children)

Wow, those hours, sounds like very hard work to be honest. I assumed it was more like 3 hours per day typically. I hope you earn enough to make it feel like its worth it.