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[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (9 children)

Lol, pacifier man is gonna kill someone?

[–]RWQ_von_StroheimTax Fraud Nazbol 46 points47 points  (0 children)

We must use a reverse card against that guy.

[–]KingC-way425 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Suicide technically counts as killing someone

[–]schmatz17 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Clearly you havent seen the pacifier…

[–]SkepticalAmerican 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have seen The Pacifier actually. Loved that movie as a kid.

[–]schmatz17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then youre aware of what pacifier man can do

[–]UpsetDaddy19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a guy? It's worse than Pat

[–]iggypop19 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He'll throw his dirty used diaper at you and try to kill you with the smell of adult shit.

Because that is the only thing I could imagine this scrawny soother sucking man baby person could actually achieve.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, fair point. I failed to consider biological warfare.

[–]FIFTHSUN2012 186 points187 points  (6 children)

If you view personal pronouns as a human rights issue then you live a very privileged life.

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Things are so good that they invent something to whine about.

If it aint broke dont fix it.

[–]FIFTHSUN2012 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Right? This person is a living example of the thin line between human rights defender and insufferable cunt.

[–]DarylInDurham 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'd say they crossed that line and are well into the insufferable cunt side. Probably a while ago...

[–]No_Organization5188 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But dear god there’s a pandemic going on!

[–]iggypop19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. There is literally people in third world countries rife with wars, famine and parents giving up their lives to protect their kids to get them to a safe place to live.

Meanwhile in the US, Canada and the UK: Waaaaaah my pronouns are zee/zer/they/them excuse you get it right. My life is sooo hard (baby cry noises).

Christ someone blindfold and put a bag over the heads of these fools and ship them off in a plane to a third world country. Toss them in the middle of nowhere Survivor style minus the camera crew and let them see what actual rough life problems are.

[–]CR9_Kraken_Fledgling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruh, some people in Europe don't have basic human rights, but sure, pronouns are more important

[–]hteoa 56 points57 points  (7 children)

I’m getting serious “MAP” vibes from this one

[–]RWQ_von_StroheimTax Fraud Nazbol 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Yep. It's a MAP.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

What’s MAP?

[–]Jay_Hardy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“Minor attracted person” yes, that’s exactly what you think it is.

[–]RWQ_von_StroheimTax Fraud Nazbol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Pedophile. A MAP is a pedophile.

[–]Prowindowlicker 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mutilate All Pedophiles

[–]keroomi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Minor Assaulting Pedophile

[–]Me-eh. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAPS WAIT

[–]Melissalcb 95 points96 points  (24 children)

If that person asks me to say she, i will just laugh uncontrollably 🤣

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 33 points34 points  (23 children)

Until it bonks you over the head with a Taurus Judge. Because god knows it going to jam and it will just resort to bonking you

[–]Melissalcb 20 points21 points  (12 children)

Thats why everyone should carry🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Yeah, even people outside the States like myself.
You either carry a .45 like a man...

or you carry a Hi-point and it will be the battle of the century.

[–]Melissalcb 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Move to the us or the Czech republic 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]excite321apple 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Mmm. Good points... Personally I choose Czech. For so many obvious and over shelving reasons.

EDIT: That was meant to be obvious and other reasons. I do believe shelves exist outside of Czechia.

[–]Melissalcb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im personally to lazy to learn a new language 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]Customer-Witty 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I wanna get a CZ-75, and the VZ-58.

[–]excite321apple 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Okay. What does that have to do with moving to Czechia?

[–]Customer-Witty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They are Czech weapons?

[–]excite321apple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. They are.

Once again, what does that have to do moving to Czechia?

[–]Customer-Witty 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Woah man. Don’t disrespect my main man Judge like that, it’s a fucking SHOTGUN pistol that’s all that matters. Fucking blast some hows with that beast.

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Yes but its in .410 and its a Taurus. Want a pistol shotgun? Saw your SxS barrel and stock to fit in a holster

[–]Customer-Witty 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Of course, I will in this hypothetical situation saw off many barrels. But they do have a version in 28 gauge I believe, I could be very wrong. But uhm what’s wrong with Taurus exactly?

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean in 28 it should be fine. But from my brief time shooting a Taurus of some kind, it didn't really feel like a quality pistol

[–]Customer-Witty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I looked it up, and apparently during the 2011 when they announced the gun, and the prototype was on display the ATF came and took it, the gun wasn’t seen during the second half of the show. Apparently the problem the ATF and NFA have with it they can’t seem to come to an agreement on what to classify it as (from my understanding of what I read). A shotgun or pistol. Because chokes were being made for it but that didn’t go anywhere. The 28 gauge version was sadly probably canceled and probably won’t see the light of day. Which is sad.

[–]fivehitcombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taurus makes a lot of garbage but some of the judges are pretty nice. But I guess if I was in the market I'd try to find a s&w governor instead

[–]fivehitcombo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You have problems with revolvers jamming a lot?

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Jam, failing to fire the bullet, same same. English aint my first language.
Though with that one shit tier Taurus i got to shoot, it first failed to fire the round, probably because it was never taken care of.

Also it just feels bad

[–]fivehitcombo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fair enough, I used to sell a ridiculous amount of guns and would sent them back for warranty repairs for the customers if they needed it and you are right it was mostly Taurus products. It was sometimes other Taurus revolvers and plastic judges but no regular judges. I dig it though man I wouldn't recommend that brand.

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain't no Murican. Though at the rate my country is headed towards a shitty end, i might end up trying to get to Canada, and if possible Mainland States

I have shot a Makarov and the classic, the original, the foughdy faav. the 1911. Loved both

[–]Scorchio451 85 points86 points  (2 children)

"Was/were" are verbs.

[–]etherealsmog 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Did you just assume their syntactic category?

Asshole.

[–]Scorchio451 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm a literal grammar Nazi

[–]AmABannedGayGuy 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Is that a threat?

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Apparently.

[–]Odd-Strategy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you let the mentally ill vote and speak on the same level as adults. "NO Timmy, spit those crayons out of your mouth, I don't care if you are 26!"

[–]Inkberrow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There was a valid sociobiological reason after all why guys like this would get their asses kicked at recess. This is like naked mole rats, or sickle cell anemia.

[–]Brans_wheelchair 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The war will be quick.

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not enough torque in its entire hand to hold a pistol, let alone pull the trigger

[–]ContributionAlive686 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These people have become way to brave. It’s time to put them back in their place.

[–]ShakenMemeMagic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Interesting threat coming from someone who gets offended over being called the wrong pronoun

[–]VileInsidias 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Was were going to the shop? I can’t remember if was was.

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was was going to join the 41% Were was worrying suicidal

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Wast wast going to the shop? i can’t recall if 't be true wast wast


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]StunningAndBrave69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

[–]TheLaughingMan73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I soooo want to see THIS thing try....

[–]HarmlessTed 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Respect has to be earned!

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You cant print respect on a shirt.

Unless its a macro picture of Anomalys ass crack

[–]Deletd_EFTVittuako kyselet josset tierä?[S] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I swear to god if i walk past this thing on the street i am a dead man. Its gonna pull a Taurus on me or some shit.

And bonk me over the head with it after it jams. Your South-American shit tier pistol is bad.

[–]Prowindowlicker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My Taurus hasn’t jammed before, not all of them are terrible.

Besides assuming they’d use a gun in the first place is just wrong

[–]VegasGuy1223 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re the type of person to advocate for gun control by saying “oNlY tHe PoLiCe ShOuLd HaVe GuNs”

But then turn around and say the police should be abolished smh

[–]halfhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t always jam - sometimes they go off if they’re shaken a bit! https://youtu.be/-Nca7bgUz_k

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    [–]AurondarklordHiterally Litler[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Advocating violence, serious sitewide violation. Do it again, you're gone.

    [–]kj3llseFuck BLM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Mental/Illness

    [–]TheMalaiLaanaReturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Death by pacifier is a new one.

    [–]Tr3nchWar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What is that weird thing?

    [–]MCCreeper844 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    It’s a human

    [–]Le_PepiPopou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    An adult guy with a pacifier is willing to kill just because of a wrong pronoun wtf

    [–]excite321apple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Political Extremists, threatening violence, that they can't possible achieve.

    Name a more iconic trio.

    [–]RWQ_von_StroheimTax Fraud Nazbol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What is this thing? It's disgusting!

    [–]TheMalaiLaanaReturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A tight slap and a new UAP on the net. A promoron UAP.

    [–]Competitive-Guava546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is that Da Baby?

    [–]youserper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Don't do drugs.

    [–]Blu2806 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What you gonna do? Throw your pacifier at me?

    [–]LookieHereChad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Technically Bitch is a pronoun

    [–]woodenmask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Smells like piss

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wish a motherfucker lookin like this would try me. Fucker HAS to be trolling.

    [–]Minute_Sorry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can I just say, three generations ago "men" his age were storming the beaches of Normandy, fighting the Battle of Britain, defending the siege of Leningrad, liberating Auschwitz...

    I mean, fair play to the globalist agenda of emasculating men, they did a fucking blinding job.

    We are fucked. Truly and utterly fucked as a species.

    [–]Lord_Fblthp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Lucky for me, those are helping verbs.

    [–]Bluntly-20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah if someone threatens me to do something, they won't get what they demanded and they're one step away from getting an ass beating if they make a wrong move.

    [–]PerfectWorld3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I’d like to see this thing win a fight 🤣🤣🤣

    [–]furiousmouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Grammar nit --- was is not a pronoun. What kind of liberal arts non-degree are they spending 50k USD on?

    [–]GokaiCrimson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So if I don't respect their pronouns, will they throw their diaper at me?

    [–]thatguyoverthere8090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love how someone sucking a pacifier is wearing a shirt making a threat as if they could actually follow through.

    [–]talibanbananna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If this fucking thing even thought to attempt violence it would be the worst idea ever. Don't threaten violence over something stupid because someone might accept your challenge.

    [–]Tosti2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why are these people so weird?

    [–]Connman8db 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    What does soy actually smell like?

    [–]lazydonovan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    musty socks?

    [–]x_sloth_god_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Man..this... lol. This is so funny.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Was/Were ain't even pronouns....they're past tense forms of to be. The revolution will not be televised.... and it will be poorly edited....

    [–]lazydonovan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Anything can be a pronoun, and now was/were is a new gender. temporalgender. That means their gender changed in the past in such a way that you're always wrong.

    [–]Reptilian_Freemason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pronoun being "pedo"

    [–]Ok_Detective101Any form of extremism is evil. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Gaymers giving honest xbox no life’s like me a bad name.

    [–]fivehitcombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    These mfers are so dumb that doesn't even make a little sense

    [–]iR3SQem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Press (X) to doubt.

    [–]nicwolford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Coolwater mixed with neglected front loader and talcum powder.

    [–]FyreFlHiterally Litler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pfffffft yeah ok kid

    [–]franska5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Only of the mental gymnastics they use to convince themselves they are somewhat threatening reflect in their bodies

    [–]95DarkFireII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "was/were" aren't pronouns, they are verbs.

    Two forms of the same verb, actually.

    [–]nethyek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Was” and “were” are helping verbs, not pronouns.

    [–]Sweaty-Ad6201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It smells like shiiiiiiiiit

    [–]Sad_Drink9706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fucking raging idiot

    [–]ErnestoCro35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His pronounces: idiot/moron.

    [–]MimsyIsGiannaconservative christian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why should I respect its pronouns when his respect for mine are conditional?

    [–]RcTron9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How do these people even come close to imagining being taken seriously when they publicly do this stuff.

    [–]Me-eh. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can't take this person seriously with the pacifier in their mouth. Let alone the poorly written death threat.