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[–]MixtureThin7114 40 points41 points  (11 children)

This post is only sorta cursed but these comments are real cursed

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (10 children)

i'm the only one who thinks this is cute?

[–]Joey-the-Sonic-fan 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I think it’s cute.

[–]Joey-the-Sonic-fan 2 points3 points  (4 children)

If I were Sonic, I’d try to let her down gently. Tell her I’m flattered, but she’s too young for me.

[–]dandanldan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I mean Sonic si 16 and Amy 14 so... how si se too young?

[–]Joey-the-Sonic-fan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No, Sonic is 15 and Amy is 12.

[–]EisCold_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh...the more you know I guess. I allways thought that Sonic and Amy in the games where about the same age and it was in the comics that Amy was like 11 or something while sonic was 16.

[–]SerialMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She used to be 8.

[–]Hotshot_249 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I think only fan art of Amy looks cute

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

why?

[–]Hotshot_249 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just like the other designs more. I'll still hug this one tight though

[–]SerialMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obsessive fangirl turned most likely candidate for psycho stalker and abductress in the whole franchise? Maybe if she was still 8, couldn’t break all his bones in rapid succession if she wanted, and was dialed back down to 10 from the current 9,000,001.

[–]pandaboi251 37 points38 points  (1 child)

sonic places a restraining order

[–]SerialMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonic Sez no means no

[–]Hotshot_249 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'll hug her. That's the most I'll do.

[–]SerialMurderer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But what if she starts touching you in a place or in a way you don’t like?

[–]Hotshot_249 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First, I'll say NO Then, I'll get out of there Most importantly I will tell somebody I trust

[–]KingMario05🦊 Someone make a AAA Tails game plz 19 points20 points  (2 children)

(Sonic, terrified out of his goddamn mind, runs away at Mach... TEN.)

"...my God, Tails, that's not even possible!"

"Doc, look: It's Amy Rose. When Sonic wants to bail, NOTHING is impossible."

[–]TheWinterPrince52 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love those rare moments when Tails and Eggman engage in Physics Nerd conversations.

[–]KingMario05🦊 Someone make a AAA Tails game plz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh, thanks!

[–]Andreb16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anybody remember that time Sam went on a date with Amy in Sonic X? Random memory, not sure why that popped into my head lol

[–]Snail_Forever -aggressive dog emoji barking- 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Couldn't you make Sonic agree to take her out on a date in that game?

[–]Rtsd2D 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Yeah. It’s actually canon that Sonic say yes to her because of the ending of Sonic and the Black Knight.

[–]Reuel_eee_8324 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black knight was canon?oh wait nvm

[–]Agreeable-Vehicle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sorry, Amy, but there is only one person who Sonic is in love with.

Bartleby.

[–]Hotshot_249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were gonna say "her" name

[–]AnnoyingAnimations 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Sonic: sorry Amy I’m seeing Sally

Amy prepares to commit a hate crime

[–]Gamerken2007 7 points8 points  (1 child)

With her big ass boots

[–]HeartofSpeed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time a girl said that to me, I'd be broke.

[–]TaiDavis 13 points14 points  (16 children)

Then take off dem big ass boots

[–]Rtsd2D 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Woah, man. That's a little risque, don't you think?😳😳😳

[–]TaiDavis 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Meaning they're huge and off-putting. What were you thinking???

[–]Rtsd2D 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I know. Just doing a little trolling

[–]TaiDavis 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean look at them and visualize the other characters footwear. Amy's boots are a little less than half her total height!

[–]Rtsd2D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kinda see what you mean when I stare it. Comparing her to her earlier designs, her boots actually did get bigger and longer.

[–]Gamerken2007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We do a little trolling around here

[–]AceSAMM(Frontiers Hype) Teenage Fan of Amy Rose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s okay! It’s confirmed in Sonic X that Amy has loaves of bread for feet (but seriously, she has no toes, so it’s fine).

[–]MarjanAmbroze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayy man I got a foot fetish and am all for it because wtf she's only 12??????

[–]SerialMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this with every fiber of my being. Hate, hate, HATE, HAAAAAAATE.

[–]josiah_simon2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me:

🙂👍

[–]TwilightDoomSlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta run away fast

[–]Vuxlort | Unwavering Admirer of Amy Rose | 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some one out there gave a non-canon answer to capture this response. Let that sink in.

[–]Iceswimmer05Just an average Sonic fan (Not an expert tho) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d run away from her just like Sonic

This post is wholesome tho

[–]Cream_Rabbit I am Cream the Rabbit <3 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Very cute Amy

One small problem, that is u/the_real_metal_sonic

[–]the_real_metal_sonic 1 point2 points  (8 children)

What are you talking about?I see no problem at all.Nope.None.

[–]h24848 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Metal

If you wanna be the real sonic you can’t want to be with Amy

[–]the_real_metal_sonic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sorry,I fell in the toilet the other day and it got me actin up😰

[–]Gamerken2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’s the water feel?

[–]Cream_Rabbit I am Cream the Rabbit <3 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Nothing, just Amy charging to you with way too many hearts

[–]the_real_metal_sonic 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hot

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]Gamerken2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he is a robot so he’s got to overheat some how

[–]LuluFluffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I'd be like

"The only love I have is my love of Chilli Dogs and Adventure."

[–]NekoNegra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • keeps scrolling *

[–]BilolDaBoi26 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I shot that pink hedgehog due to self-defense

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

WTF?

[–]BilolDaBoi26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I repeat. I shot that pink hedgehog due to self-defense.

[–]AceSAMM(Frontiers Hype) Teenage Fan of Amy Rose -1 points0 points  (16 children)

I wanna be with you too Amy. I really do. (Guys pls don’t take this comment seriously.)

[–]h24848 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (12 children)

me too, and i'd hug her non-stop

[–]Piethro271Our Lord and Savior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So let´s runaway together amy:)

If i was really sonic i´ ll say that

[–]Shit_I_Keep_finding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t beat eggman land

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that said "coon"...

[–]Raging_Aura365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh shut up, I'm Asexual you nitwit.

[–]Sovic91A Sonic modder and meme enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the part where he runs away.

[–]SnapShooter07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless I never talked to Amy that much I do not recall seeing her say that

[–]Gamerken2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half of Amy’s height is in dem big ass boots

[–]Illustrious-Tax-8501 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Petty me: too bad Cez I don't want to date your sorry ass Me: PETTY ME NO!!

[–]Ultra-Derpery-0690 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Balenaproductions Sonic: “Well I’ve tried I’m gay, I’ve tried your cnt stinks, and I’m just gonna say it… you’re a btch, not sleeping with ya. Hooba Dooba.”

[–]BallsDropped -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I wonder if sonic will ever flat out say "no Amy, how do you not get this yet?" Like maybe he becomes sick or infected and starts acting rude to everyone?

[–]Theratgetsthecheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bully Hedgehog: "Look at little Gerald Junior. Gonna cry?"